#bruh i love your honesty

[wakanai]

Are you okay?

AAAAAAAA HELLO BESTIE!!

SLR. Yesterday was Sunday for me and I was trynna take a break from stuff. RN I'm busy doing something BUT I opened tumblr and I found this and I couldn't resist responding. Yes, I'm okay, thank yew!!!

haha I hope I didn't worry you. I sometimes suddenly go offline which can worry some of my new friends sometimes 😅😅

I'm okay tho!! thank you sm for asking!!<33333333333333333333333

random fact: I sometimes seen zone or respond late to my friends (same with tumblr moots) BUT it doesn't mean I hate them. It just means I'm busy doing something OR I'm tired/not in the mood and will just respond later.

If I don't respond, it's either one of those things.

I really hate non-direct confrontation, so if I have a problem w my friends, I tell them.

So unless I say it to you directly, just assume we're still besties and that I'm probably just sleeping or doing something else 🤭🤭

ILY THOUGH BESTIE!!!

UR THE BEST CAT EVER

mwa mwa mwa <33333333333333

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

#LY BESTIEE #I'm fine thank you sm for asking <33 #I actually stalked ur acc the other day but I was too tired to do anything 😅 #bruh i love your honesty #i was actually planning to do some research for myself #cause my feed was full of different opinions abt palestine #and it made me want to do my own research so i could make my own opinion abt it #anywy #unrelated but even if we have diff political opinions or morals #ur still my scp bestie <3 #friends 🥰😸🥰

[joeys-babe]

Joey B Blurbs: Yogurt

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Summary: You leave Joe unattended for five minutes, and he thinks that your newly mixed homemade lotion is yogurt…

(Part One to - Part 2)

Warnings: Fluff

Pairing: Joe Burrow x reader

Imagine Universe: Into The Mystic

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*30 weeks pregnant*

Joe and I were at the beginning of getting ready for date night.

It was a pretty chill day at the house so far, we all slept in, had breakfast, and spent the day chilling on the couch.

Joe even tried to teach the twins how to play Super Smash Bros, but I intervened and shut that down pretty quickly.

Now, Joe and I were upstairs in our bathroom getting ready.

I just ironed Joe’s clothes, which I also picked out, and sent him to the bedroom to change while I used the bathroom.

In all honesty, I wasn't using the bathroom, I was setting up a prank.

After posting a couple of my pranks that I've done on Joe on TikTok as a Christmas present to his fangirls, a couple of the other WAGs have sent me ideas to try on him.

Tianna, Cody Ford’s GF, sent me this idea where the girl leaves an unmarked jar of seemingly yogurt out on the counter with a spoon inside of it, her boyfriend thinks it is yogurt and eats it.

Joe has always been one to steal a bite of my food when I wasn't watching, so I knew he'd take the bait.

After I was finished setting up the prank, I called Joe into the bathroom to see his outfit.

“Watcha think?” - Joe

“You look amazing. It's screaming dilf.” - you

“Yeah?” - Joe smirked

He reached out and grazed his fingertips over my bare bump.

It was a date night tradition for me to put my outfit on last. It would be revealed to Joe as he stood at the door, and I walked down the stairs to him.

So for now, I'd wear my undergarments and a robe, or when I'm pregnant, I'd opt for one of Joe’s t-shirts.

“Wait I need to go put some juice pouches in the fridge for the boys’ dinner later.” - you

My phone was already set up discretely in our heated towel rack, so when I left the room I hit the record button on my Apple Watch.

I actually did go downstairs and put juice pouches in the fridge like I said I would and came back upstairs to hear any reaction from Joe.

Just as I am striding into the bathroom, I hear a gagging sound.

Joe was under the faucet, frantically rinsing his mouth out.

“What happened?!” - you

He leaned up and wiped his mouth off with the towel above the toilet, giving me a stank face as he pointed to the jar of lotion.

“Whatever that is, is fucking disgusting.” - Joe

There was so much sassiness behind his tone that I couldn't help but bust out laughing.

“Probably because it's lotion, Joe.” - you

“Lotion?! I thought it was yogurt. It literally has a spoon in it!” - Joe

“That's because I just mixed it up.” - you

That's a lie, I squeezed it out of a bottle into a jar. 

“This is another prank, isn't it? Where's your phone at?!” - Joe

I pointed to the towel rack and Joe slowly rolled his head toward it.

When he saw it, his shoulders dropped defeatedly, and Joe let out a big sigh.

“I got you back.” - you singsonged

I poked him in the stomach repeatedly, and Joe didn't even move just shifted his eyes from the camera to me as he playfully glared.

“Bruh.” - Joe

Giggling as I hugged Joe against me, he patted my back dismissively. He was annoyed but wouldn't ignore my touch.

“You’re lucky I love you.” - Joe

“I know.” - you laughed

Joe ended up laughing with me before pressing a kiss on my forehead.

“Yay. More footage of me getting pranked my teammates are gonna shove in my face.” - Joe

“It’s okay, Joe, I'm sending their girls ideas to prank them too.” - you giggled

“That's my girl.” - Joe kissed your forehead again

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Authors note: the last blurb of the night!

Requests for this fic;

Hope you enjoyed! 💕

#joe burrow #bengals #joe burrow imagine #joe burrow x reader #joey b #cincinnati bengals #joe burrow fan fic

[ifthiswingscouldfly]

What type of girls do ikevamp boys fell for?

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Okay so this post will be just my pov for each one of the boys

- Comte's mansion -

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Napoleon Bonaparte

- He wouldn't admit that but he is into funny girls. Like each time you throw a joke and how you try to make everyone laugh make him wonder how girls in 21st century changed a lot especially that women in his time wasn't allowed to laugh out loud or giggle because it was disrespectful.

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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

- He is into honest girls. That type of girls who are mature enough and she don't know how to hide secrets from him. He find them really attractive. Every time you open your mouth to say your opinion without being afraid of people judging you can make him fell over heels for you.

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Leonardo Da Vinci

- I can tell that he is really into womanly girls. Physically, emotionally and mentally. He is not into over cutie girls or girls who are faking there personalities to get a like from other people. A girl who have a curvy body, warm color pallette, and kind enough to make him forget what he has been through.

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Arthur Conan Doyle

- This is kinda hilarious but he is into reserved girls and mysterious girls. Both of them seems to hide a lot of secrets.They both can stimulate him for the game of hide and seek. if the girl is a hard worker this would be a plus A for him.

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Vincent Van Gogh

- Artsy girls with a childish features. He isn't into bruh girls or over cute girls he just want a girl who can give him many interesting ideas for his portraits. I can see that he can appreciate any type of girls.

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Theodorus Van Gogh

- Obedient girls with dependent personality. He is a very traditional man when it comes to being committed to a woman. So, he is really into those girls who need a man that will control and plan all their life till the very end.

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Dazai Osamu

- Supportive girls. The one's who don't really pressure him to talk about his past and tragic life. A girl who can understand him and listen to him and support him. He is really sad and depressed most of the time but he hide this well. Also he admires honesty as well.

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Isaac Newton

- Motherly girls are the best. They're supportive, kind, patient and loyal. He spent all his life searching for a warm body to cuddle with. And how happy he would be when he find that type of girl.

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Jean D'arc

- He is into bubbly girls. And he actually wondered how he like them. A girl with a bright personality can be a huge turn on for Jean. He lived in the shades most of his life and he need a person who can show him the right path by changing his view to the world.

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William Shakespeare

- Talented girls are his thing. When he discover your ability to sing, dance, draw, swim, create he would be turned on by that. Also he can be fascinated by girls who can do the multitasking thing. He is really into this stuff. Can't help himself when you're around.

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Le Comte De saint Germain

- Okay, there's a ton of blogs that wrote about comte liking strong girls but I think he is really into femme fatale women. The way they're independent, bossy, strong and serious are actually a major turn on for him. Just act bossy and he will be on his knees waiting for your orders.

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Sebastian/ Akihiko satou

- Classy girls are his type. They're confident, supportive and serious. He is into girls who think and act their age with morality and wisdom. He can't stand annoying girls or dependent girls or girls with childish behaviors because he is looking for a partner not to babysitting them.

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- Vlad's mansion -

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Vlad

- Feminine girl can help him to see the world in a different view. A girl that enjoys little things in life with a huge smile on her face. This type of girls can make him want to protect her and watch over her always.

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Charles-Henri Sanson

- He is into serious girls. He wonder himself why he love them. They just keep him on the ground and motivate him when he feel low. Charles character and a serious girl can make a balanced combination in this relationship.

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Johann Georg Faust

- He love to feel smart and confident anywhere and any time. So, he like clumsy girls. They're warm and can give him a free affection whenever he wish. Also he really like the empty stupid look on their faces whenever he say something so scientific.

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#ikemen vampire #ikevamp #ikemen vampire headcanons #ikemen vampire scenarios #ikevamp napoleon #ikevamp mozart #ikevamp leonardo #ikevamp arthur #ikevamp vincent #ikevamp theo #ikevamp jean #ikevamp isaac #ikevamp shakespeare #ikevamp abel #ikevamp vlad #ikevamp faust #ikevamp charles

[barbararomance]

the accident, quackity!

synopsis! "and you know.. damn well, for you i would ruin myself.. a million little times." PAIN, MENTIONS OF KYS, HATE, STAN SLANDER, CC BEING BASHED FOR HAVING AN S/O, BE SAFE READING THIS IT LOWKEY DONT MAKE SENSE BUT ENJOY ILYSM

read me! likes, feedbacks, and especially reblogs are highly appreciated; come talk to me if you wanna repost my writings on other sites please. this is truly fictional, nobody should be harassed just because they love someone - if any of your fav cc ever fall inlove do support them <33 - this is just for the angst lovers and i, barbararomance loves u sm // leave a request here!

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you scrolled through your twitter feed using a private account and admired all the praise your boyfriend, quackity. gets from all his fans, you knew well he deserved each and every words of appreciation and admiration. he was currently lounging close by, possibly preparing for a stream. "hey babe, could you come help me real quick!" he called out and you quickly headed to his direction, you see he was struggling with setting up a few things making you chuckle "you should know this already, you kidding me?" you tease him. quackity pretended to be offended and you both burst into a fit of laughter together. "there you go, don't make a mess and have fun!" you say before sharing a good luck kiss with him. headed back to your phone, you felt uneasy. it was also hearable that your boyfriend was.. panicking? you were gonna head to where he was to check if he was alright but a notification popped up on your phone capturing your attention. it was a bunch of private messages... @/alexsversion: you're dating quackity?? @/mcytenjoyer420: bruh you're too ugly for quackity LEAVE KARLS HUSBAND ALONE @/quackityhqrealgf: hey didn't know i had an impostor @/gaggingondik: leave alex alone he's literally out of your league @/dweamygwoggy: literally kys

this was impossible, the two of you were absolutely careful. you closed your phone, wishing no longer to see the compilation of hurtful words his "fans" were spamming your main account. you headed to him and he was indeed talking to chat, you noticed he was nervously talking about.. you. he was publicly announcing his relationship.. with you.. no. he was so uncomfortable with it, he wasn't ready to show you to the world because he just wanted it to be the you two.. he just wanted you. you pulled up his stream silently while listening to him live, you read the chat and many of them were not too happy.. jealous.. angry.. barely anyone was supportive. @/getkrissedbozo: pls alex we know you don't get bitches @/quackitystan69: NOOOOOOOOO PLS SAY ITS A PRANK @/toofbruhsh: she kinda ugly for you @/karlnapitytruther: YOU CHEATING ON KARL AND SAPNAP WTF "yes i do have a girlfriend.. and i love her very much.." you looked at him heartbroken, it was a very beautiful moment of honesty. you watch him quickly end the stream and fall down on his knees in fear. you rushed to him and held him, you carefully brushed his hair and looked at him with worry.. "you didn't have to do that.. what happened?" you ask in a calm voice.. "i'm sorry y/n.. i accidentally started the stream when i asked for your help.. i panicked.. i told them about you.. i'm sorry.. i really wanted it to be more special.. i'm really sorry it had to be this way.. i'm sorr-" you kissed him to stop his worries. "don't be sorry alex, it's gonna be okay. we'll be okay.." you cooed as your foreheads touched in a loving second. "y/n.. espero que sepas que me arruinaría por ti. un millón de pequeñas veces."

#quackity imagine #quackity x reader #quackity x you #quackity x y/n #quackity angst #barbararomance wrote this!

[dokoni-mo]

Idk if this counts as a request but hear me out still: Y/N and Vader dancing together in his private chambers during one of them rare moments of peace... The vision of Vader picking Y/N up by the waist and spinning them around has been bouncing around my brain for a week now bhbgjgbjhh

BRUH OKAY THIS >>>>>>>>>> THE IDEA OF VADER DANCING WITH THIS S/O IS SO FREAKING CUTE TO ME YOU HAVE NO IDEA

I like to imagine that this is honestly like one of his favorite things to do with his partner. After a long, hard day of bossing everyone around and having to deal with problem after problem, he likes to come home and just have quality time with you. He just wants to keep you close to him, and show you just how much he loves you and appreciates the fact that you are his.

Dancing with you to some soft song in the background probably his number-one go-to. Having you pulled close to his chest, tight in his arms while he sways the two of you to the soft melody is just comforting to him. And, in all honesty, it just helps him to feel more human. He thought that feeling would be rare to come across after being put into that damned suit, but it was an abundant feeling when he was with you. You looked and treated him like he was a man, and not just Darth Vader. And he loved you for it. And he hoped you got to see what when he puts on you and his favorite song. He hoped you saw it when he held you like you were the most valuable thing in the universe.

Because to him, you in fact were.

He'd most definitely pick you up by the end of the song as well. It was a routine for him at this point, and you had caught onto it. When you heard the final swell of the music, he would watch as you smiled up at him in anticipation, and laugh as you felt his hands grab onto your waist and hoist you up into the air. It made you feel weightless as you laughed up high above him (and, let's be fair, you probably were weightless to him), and you loved it.

He loved it too.

You were always so beautiful when you smiled.

Oh, how lucky he was to be the man that got to see it.

#soft vader #my beloved #you make me so weak i love you so much #darth vader x reader #star wars x reader

[tobiasdrake]

Then I also have my first-ever hangout with Desuhiko. I feel like I've had quite a lot of Desuhiko of late, but sure. I suppose he's overdue for some dedicated Bruh time.

WHOA OKAY. You know, I was talking before with Kurumi about how writers will constantly throw up neon signs around the M/F pair they want the audience to ship that read "SHIP THIS SHIP THIS".

But I guess this is happening right now! No wonder the first tag that comes up when you type Desuhiko's name is "Desuhiko x Yuma". I thought that was just Tumblr being Tumblr.

I need to reiterate that this is the first private hangout we have ever had with Desuhiko.

Ohhhhhh, okay. He means it the other way. That makes sense.

That's gross, Desuhiko.

Shit like this is why I hate the Manosphere. Men use internalized misandry as a shield against criticism and then expect you to go along with it. "Every guy does it." "Boys will be boys."

Whatever thing guys are being criticized for, they'll respond by deflecting it from an attack on them into an attack on masculinity as a whole. I hate it. It makes me feel gross every time. Nobody has a lower opinion of men than the one extolled by toxic men.

I wash my hands and don't whine at my bros about not being sexy and girlish enough. I am not your shield, Desuhiko.

...nonetheless, I'm still seeing why people are shipping it. There's no way Kodaka didn't know what he was writing when he was writing this. Right?

Wow, Yuma coming right out with both barrels blazing. It's rare but sometimes Yuma's "Honesty as Character Flaw" produces amazing results.

Desuhiko: I wanted a pretty girl who would love and cherish me, not YOU. Yuma: You shouldn't worry about it, because you'd be a dumpster fire as a boyfriend anyway. It's for the best that women aren't exposed to you any more than is necessary.

Yuma: And also you stink of Guaranteed Cheater. You're destined for a life of unfaithfulness, spreading misery to everyone you touch. Frankly, you should be grateful that you were deprived of the opportunity to begin down this terrible spiral.

This is the best hangout ever. I'm so glad I got to witness this.

#master detective archives: rain code #drake plays rain code #desuhiko thunderbolt

[ghostlyanon]

Rating your muse's traits 0-10! | template 🌌

Compassion: 100/10

Bitterness: 1/10

Happiness: 6/10

Politeness: 100/10

Chivalry: 3/10

Pride: 3/10

Honesty: 5/10

Bravery: 8/10

Recklessness: 1000/10

Ambition: 1/10

Loyalty: 100/10 ( she'll die for u bruh )

Love: 10,00/10 ( she'll die harder for u )

Sense of family: 7/10

Attractiveness: 4/10 ( or that's what she thinks, I personally believe she's a 8/10 )

Agility: 8/10

Sex drive: 2-5/10 ( mostly depending on whether or not she's got a partner )

#About Ghosty #( hc ) #( dash games ) #( hehehe ) #( uses one of the pretty icon templates ray made for me uvu )

[borathae]

Ok so HAVE YOU SEEN THE HAEGUM MV??!!!! FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!!! HOW IS HE SO HOT AND WHY WAS I THINKING OF SA!YOONGI THE WHOLE ENTIRE TIME!!???

I have literally just watched it and HAD to dash over here to spill my thoughts, like gurrllllll...!!

Anyways, I have been reading MV and I'm so in love with it, I haven't been consistent with reviews because they would all just be the same of "omg" "amazing" "love it" and I believe you deserve more than a basic review like that.

So in lieu of a chapter review, here are my thoughts on the story as a whole so far:

OC and Yoongi -> adorable, I ship it, gimme a relationship like that please and thank you.

Tae -> BOY IF YOU DARE SLIP INTO YOUR OLD ASSHOLISH WAYS IFSTG Jungkook does NOT deserve you, grow a spine abeg.

Jimin -> excited to see how he progresses but also, low-key kinda wished he stayed dead, he's being a dick and pissing me off. HOWEVER, I'm loving the brutal honesty from him, refreshing for sure. This jealous man needs to get over himself, I get jealousy but dude, can't you see how happy your man is? He just loves love.

Jin and Emma -> yay! Some pure happiness and sunshine 💗

Hoseok -> I'm looking forward to seeing him make some waves soon. Also, pure sunshine.

Jungkook -> chin up baby. I wanna see him be thoroughly spoiled and loved by OC and Yoongi again because those were some of my favourite chapters in SA and I'm a greedy hoe that wants more.

All of Taes buddies -> trash, get te fuck. Ok but why did I imagine Henry Cavill as Charles? Just where my mind went 😅

Anywho, love everything as always and can't wait for more. Actually, cheeky question, and I'm sorry if I missed this info somewhere, do you have set days for when you upload chapters? Apologies if you have mentioned this and I've missed it ☺️

Keep doing you Sibi 💗

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HAVE I SEEN THE MUSIC VIDEO YOU ASK ME?? BESTIE I WATCHED IT FIVE TIMES ALREADY AFJDSJF I CAN'T FUCKING STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM like this just changed the trajectory of my life 😩😩 when he got water boarded afjads that shit did something to me and I'm scared to analyse it HAHAH

Also please drop in every single review you have even if it's just "amazing" or "fjasjdsfj" we authors love any kind of reaction to our stories no matter how short or long!! 💜

Jungkook -> chin up baby. I wanna see him be thoroughly spoiled and loved by OC and Yoongi again because those were some of my favourite chapters in SA and I'm a greedy hoe that wants more.

SAME OMFG FUCKIAGNDN SAME!!!!

All of Taes buddies -> trash, get te fuck. Ok but why did I imagine Henry Cavill as Charles? Just where my mind went 😅

HAHAHA BRUH I LOVE THAT HAHAHAH I actually imagined Evan Peters in AHS Hotel with his stupid ass beard HAHAHA like all I can see when I think of Charles is him in AHS hotel hahah

Also yes I do. I upload every Wednesday and Saturday 💜

#asks: magnus venatio #asks #delicateflowernot

[degozarumyu]

okiiii ep90 spoilers timeeeeeee (very long very rambly very image-filled post ahead)

ohhhhhhh my fucking goddddddddddddddddd aaahahjahjajhhjhudsghiuydaghuygduysajhgdjsahdha (shaking) (crying) (vibrating at dangerous speeds)

this episode completely changes the context of valvelgear not being yuuhi's disk in the s3 visual and I am!! not ok!!!!!!!!!!!!! they may be 8.88 million faceless npcs but they are my 8.88 million faceless npcs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grrrrggahrggharhgarhghgargharaghrgaghjeagrahjgadfgdashgfghahgsda ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

HEY GUYS CHECK OUT HOW HARD I CAN CRY like ueueueueueue see kuaidul? you didn't need to become someone else to be loved by the creator bc he already loves you :((( gwahhhhhhh

can i also just appreciate how consistent they made the animation this ep like u can tell that some scenes at the end for example seem to be done by the person in charge of a lot of yuuhi duels e.g. vs tell/vs yuuna by the way they do yuamu's hair and background faces but its a lot more 'on model' than usual lol, I love their style regardless but they rly put in a lot of effort this time!!! <3<3 thank u gr staff i love u and owe u my life 💕💕💕

also. BRUH

yuuga stop disappearing for 2 seconds challenge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder if its bc now that kuai is 'dead' the creator is released? and there can only be one of them existing in that 'reality' at a time for some reason?? 🤔 or he just straight up got yoinked in the world switch lol (or with the preview showing the hat parasite aliens attacking maybe the non-kaizo parts of his weird goha president helmet thing had something to do with it haha)

after seeing it mentioned by a jp fan on twitter I've started to wonder if they rly are in some sort of alternate reality/parallel universe to 7s tho given the 'inconsistencies' e.g. questionable kamijou family timeline, luge and zaion being aliens but luke and neil being (presumably) human, aliens/mik/uts seeming to not exist in 7s era....... i'm still not even halfway through 7s so I can't speak on any of this at all lol but I found it interesting! plus they mentioned rovian and london being cousins and romin and roa also being cousins wouldn't make sense if they were descendants/ancestors :thinking:

I love basing theories and speculation purely off of 'wouldn't it be cool if...' B)

ANYWAYS the way kuai made his final perfect monster representing his ideal (merged) self in transamu prime full armour nova and yuudias could Still manage to take it from him :)))))))) can't have shit in kuaidul spacetime

haha. im so normal guys.

its a very simple solution really, love someone but are also jealous of them? simply absorb their soul and become them! gg ez

how to get the approval of your father figure that you absorbed in 1 easy step!

oh yea speaking of full armour nova who else up staring at the card art for 15 hours straight

btw i am also normal about how in this imagined fusion of their soul galaxies while it has aspects of both transamu rainac and prime the actual body is yellow bc kuai wanted to become the milky way to be closer to the creator but not necessarily become yuudias because he wanted to receive that love and acceptance for himself :))))))))

eldest sibling kuai who was made to do the hard work and raise (literally create) his other siblings without appreciation vs. 'perfect' youngest sibling yuudias who was the favourite child given everything the oldest could never have from birth................

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

im really so glad they let kuai redeem himself in the end by choosing to let himself die (?) rather than taking advantage of yuudias' kindness and possessing him.... as much as I would have adored keeping him around by letting them share the body lolol

on that note yuudias!!!!! I know boundless generosity and honesty and kindness and most significantly 'virtue' is like. the entire core of his character but bro!!!!!!!!!!!!

pls have more concern for ur own wellbeing,,,, pls,,,,,,,,,, cri

unrelated but it was interesting that the dudi ducasse aliens r actually considered velgearian too! like its something thats pretty obvious now that they've said it since like. they're literally from the velgear star cluster but still lol

the way yuuga always speaks so calmly and like he's detached from everything is so funny lol 'some problems' i mean. yeah

average sibling interaction

btw this was the face where I was like 'ohhhh' abt the lead animator bc this is The Luke Face (i just rly like how they do the lines around the sides of the eyes :3)

average sibling interaction part 2

random thought i wonder if yuuhi will still have darkness jointech tyrant after all this? or is it a card that only existed in the spacetime... did yuuhi even have a corresponding card in kuai's prime deck??? hm

look how pretty :] (too bad they fuckin. killed him LOL) (i am sad)

this is obviously nothing but.... the colours of the galaxy gem thing kinda match lol

this was cute :3 their relationship has changed so much recently that I'm still a little confused if they're meant to be like. friends or not at this point?? or if its like a 'we've been this close for this long that even if we air out our grievances and try to go our separate ways we're still in sync' kinda thing which is cute

and speaking of cute duos luge and zaion stood (i use the word stood very loosely) directly next to each other this time 🔥🔥🔥 zailugers stay winning

#nishawsweep (if velgear acts like a surname for velgearians is dudi actually a name adopted by everyone from the dudi ducasse system rather than a personal name? 🤔)

i know its been 3 eps of this now but aaa im not over how cute it is that everyone's so small compared to yuudias so they kinda look like little fairies :((((( so adorable.......... 💕💕💕

yuuga who tf r u........ who tf is the creator.......... who/what tf r the oudous........ where is everyone's parents actually

ok i have sadly hit the image limit so I will stop my ramble spam now.... grrrahhrahgrhghgarhahhrgghrgrghghgh i really really enjoyed this episode and this duel as a whole and especially kuaidul as a character!!!!!!!!!

but before I leave i just wanna say isn't zwijou's galaxy so pretty?? its like a reverse of the crab nebula... idk i just think orange and teal is one of the most colour combinations of all time :)

#grwatch

[fandom-queen-13]

Forbidden Fruit: The Duchess Edition

(This is just an idea of mine of a Sanders Sides genderbend edition)

Thomasine: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHO SHE IS?!

Patricia: It's kind of hard to explain...

Riley: What? No, it's not! Let's start at the very beginning...

Adam and Eve bought knowledge for the small price of a little sin. They also lost eternal life, but what's fruit without the pits? I am the Duchess, and it's high time that I dropped in. And since you haven't puked yet, we'll know they're wrong when they call you sick.

It's unicorn horns and dragon tails, Reyna's dull creativity. If you want the spectrum A to Z, then you'll need a little help from me! From unicorn porn to rats impaled, I give these thoughts generously! If you really want to challenge your viewership, then you need to stop limiting me!

Thomasine: What in the… have I been drinking?

Laura: It's fine.

Patricia: It isn't you these thoughts you're thinking!

Violet: Alright! You've got to stop this gal from singin'!

Riley: I love how hard you try. It's so cute, let's resume!

Sure, people don't like me much, Thomasine, But that's only just cause I'm honest, gee! Good and bad is all made-up nonsense, see?

Reyna: Bruh, I'm gonna whip your butt!

Riley: Do ya promise me?

Thomasine, Speaking of honesty, Recently a snake offered me a morsel from the Tree of Knowledge:

She said "You're wanting to be more honest, and be direct dealing with your issues. No longer will you deceive yourself about the ugliness within you." Neat!

You wanna face facts? I've got one: Your late-night thoughts get pretty sick, dude. If you shared those musings with your friends, I doubt they would forgive you. Even though everybody sins, everybody dies, Why deny yourself knowledge, say knowledge of yourself?

You don't need to feel ashamed with your dear old Duchess You need not feign decency Do you see this house on fire? I see it too, Cause you've got a fiend in me!

So clap your feet, and stomp your hands, And dance off your booty cheeks! You can then bet your bottom, I'll still be around When all your loved ones leave!

Imagine with me! Licking the blowhole of a dolphin! Your best bud trapped inside a coffin! Your grandma choking on a lozenge! Your pet dog stuffed into a sausage! These sort of things are only thought in The mind of a person whose soul is truly rotten, So let all your hopes of heaven be forgotten, Cause your head's not in the gutter, pal! It's in hell! Hell, hell! The kind of mind you'd only find in hell!

(Janus's genderbend name is Josie)

#Sanders sides genderbend #sanders sides #forbidden fruit

[namor-shuri]

Love your edits and overall page 💘 What other ships do you enjoy outside of Nashuri/Namuri, if you care to share?

Hey 🧡 Thank you for the love, I have fun making them! Lowkey bummed my posts aren’t posting to tags anymore but alas. With the recent "what ships piss you off + what ships do you love" trend going around Twitter, I was just thinking about mine the other day and realized most of them have some sort of angst to them 😅 Outside of NAMOR X SHURI, here are some of my other fave ships over the years [in no particular order] Let’s get into it *cracks knuckles*

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A. SAM X BUCKY: "Can you move your seat up?" "No."

I have to say that this ^ line reeled me in but what sealed my fate was the offscreen friendship between Antony Mackie and Sebastian Stan. Those damn compilation vids on yt killed me; they are too funny together. I genuinely feel like they aren't even acting when they work together. You can see their friendship shine through, and I think that's why Marvel realized they needed to do something with this goldmine. In regards of the characters Sam and Bucky tho, I enjoy both a romantic or platonic love between them. There's a strong connection there either way full of support, transparency, shared pain etc and these two losers have my heart. Also, I will never get over that scene in Endgame when Steve speaks with Sam and before accepting the shield, Sam looks over at Bucky and Bucky nods in support *ugly cries*

Show: The Falcon & The Winter Soldier

B. FLEABAG X PRIEST: "I love you." "It will pass."

This ship is definitely one of those ships that devastated me 🥴 Their awkward and yet endearing connection was everything. Fleabag’s dry humor and wit just jelled so well with the Priest in such an unassuming and comforting way. She truly found her match, which made the whole thing that much more tragic. The parts where he broke the fourth wall with the audience and questioned who she was talking to took me out lmao. I was heartbroken with how the show ended but in the midst of everything, it felt fitting. I don’t think they should have done it any different. I also find it funny that we never learn Fleabag or the Priest’s actual names.

Show: Fleabag

C. INUYASHA X KAGOME: "Sit boy!"

These two are one of my first ships when I was young so the nostalgia hits hard with them. As an adult looking back tho, Inuyasha and Kagome’s relationship pissed me off the majority of the show rofl. His back and forth with Kikyo was SO unnecessary. They were so aggravating at times that at one point it was a toss up between Inuyasha and Koga for me. Koga was looking like the better man for Kagome. He meant business and knew where his priorities were. But in the midst of it all, Inuyasha and Kagome’s bond just did something for me. I remember younger me freaking out every time Inuyasha lost his shit and went full demon mode when Kagome was in any eminent danger. I was like “that’s love right there” lmao smh. Also the fact that they kissed like one time [twice??] during the entire show was so *screams into void*

Show: Inuyasha

D. LO'AK X TSIREYA: "Outcast - that's all they see!" "I see you."

Shout out to my fellow Avatar fans out there ✌🏾 I remember when the first movie came out, I freaked out and wanted a banshee SO BAD bruh lol. With the second installment and it’s new batch of dope characters, there’s so much to talk about [especially with these two]. They are basically a mirror of Jake × Neytiri, but in a different font? I love how attentive Tsireya is with Lo’ak and how much she looks out for him and his siblings. She was the first person to truly embrace and see him for him. Their love lanquage is clearly physical contact and it's too adorable. I look forward to seeing how their dynamic/ relationship evolves over future films to come. My blue babes 💙

Movie: Avatar - The Way of Water

E. STEVEN / MARC X LAYLA: "I don't need protection. What I need is honesty."

First of all, this show was sick on so many levels! You’re telling me we got to have a Guatemalan-American actor and Egyptian-Palestinian actress play mcu characters in a show revolving around Egyptian gods and legends sprinkling in themes of mental health and family?? To say I can’t wait for the second season is an understatement, but I digress. I loved Oscar and May together on screen. It was funny seeing Steven and Marc go back and forth over their dynamic with Layla and then Layla grappling with the multifaceted differences of the man [men?] she loved. I enjoyed all of the action sequences but I hope we get to see more of their complicated relationship explored in the future. It’s just so fascinating to me. I will never get over Steven kissing Layla for the first time and Marc absolutely losing it lmao.

Show: Moon Knight

F. AMY X DANNY: "Why is it so hard for us to be happy?"

Now before y’all hop on my dick for posting about this show [in the midst of recent controversy w/ David Choe, which f*ck that guy btw🖕🏾] I watched this BEFORE Choe’s shit came to light. I can’t tell you what to do. You have to personally make that judgment call of whether or not you want to support/watch the show yourself. Anywho *fixes clothes* This show is insane. It's hilarious, tragic, relatable, the whole nines. There’s so much to it but these two specifically take the cake for me. Amy and Danny's relationship take a minute to come into fruition but by the time I got to the end, I was hooked. I also just need Ali and Steven to do another project together because their a quirky pair, but their a pair I didn't know I needed until now. It was beautiful to see how despite all of their strife, Amy and Danny truly saw one another’s souls. They were reflections of one another. That entire tripping sequence in the desert the last ep was funny af but beyond deep.

Show: Beef

G. DRUIG X MAKKARI: "My beautiful, beautiful Makkari. Did you miss me?"

I'm going to be real with y’all, Druig and Makkari were the one good thing that came out of Eternals for me [aside from Kingo and Phastos' roles]. I don’t know what it was but I couldn't get into the movie for some reason and what threw me was the fact that I thought I would. They only had like 2 seconds on screen but they were the only thing I could think of walking out that theater. I swear I couldn't get over their charming dynamic. That scene where Makarri thought Druig was killed and starts going ape shit on Ikarus was peak cinema. No one harms her man! It was also such a dope moment to learn later on that the actress who plays Makarri, Lauren Ridloff, is deaf in real life. I bow down to that Queen. These two characters are just *chefs kiss* and I really hope Marvel doesn't mess up a good thing and we get to see their relationship blossom over time in a beautiful way. This Druig ^ line KILLED me. Me and who when?

Movie: Eternals

H. ZUKO X KATARA: "You rise with the moon. I rise with the sun."

Yes Aang x Katara are cute but Zutara? ZUTARA?? *violently bangs credit card on table* It was full of angst, grief, healing, sexual tension, the list goes on. They could relate to one another’s pain with losing a parent and so on. Zuko helping her find and confront her mother’s killer was everything too. Of course she had every right to be pissed at him and the fire nation but it was nice seeing Zuko work to gain Katara’s trust over time. He caused so much pain and damage to the avatar crew so for him to come back and try and rectify things was monumental. This is also one of those shows growing up that had me in a chokehold. I couldn’t decide what element I wanted to bend because all benders were so badass to me [my girl Toph was the mvp tho. Hands down the coolest].

Show: Avatar - The Last Airbender

I. RAGNAR X LAGERTHA: "We shall meet again and fight, and drink, and love one another."

Where are my fellow Viking fans? ⚔️ This show was INCREDIBLE and their love story specifically was so layered and complicated. Lagertha was the epitome of loyal but I love that outside of her dynamic with Ragnar, she was just such a dope character overall. She really held her own and took no shit from anyone, man or woman. Her hands were rated E for everyone. Their love had its huge ups and downs but you could tell after everything, there was still a deep affection there. They would do anything for one another and that was apparent every step of the way. Even after Ragnar’s death, Lagertha still kept the love she held for him in her heart. His dynamic with each character on the show was intriguing but nothing beats their powerful connection. She was one of the few people who got to see all of the real and raw sides of him and that was beautiful. The show was never the same once Ragnar’s character died [which I still don’t understand this monumental writing decision??] but it was amazing nonetheless.

Show: Vikings

J. LOUIS X LESTAT: "I wanted to forget him, and yet it seemed I thought of him always."

I didn’t watch the first iteration of this novel so I was completely new going into the show. I heard about it way after it came out but it did not disappoint. It lived up to the hype 100%. Louis, Lestat and Claudia were such a disastrous trio but I loved the little family they created [before things went south rofl]. Louis and Lestat’s story was intriguing and I was engaged from start to finish. I swear that moment when the reporter Daniel put two and two together that Louis gave Lestat an out, I yelled at my screen lol. Their love was intense to say the least and although certain moments were hard to watch, these two were electric. With that, it was so suspenseful watching Louis and Claudia ban together towards the end and scheme against Lestat to gain their freedom. The whole thing was just so *sighs* *refrains from writing a novel*

Show: Interview with the Vampire

K. BRAEDEN X DEREK: "I’m protecting my investment."

I know a lot of people shipped him and Stiles together [I mostly enjoyed their entertaining dynamic in a platonic way] but Derek and Braeden did something for me. They fought bad guys while being domestic together and younger me ate that shit up lol. Also seeing a black woman be in a type of role and show like this was also 1000/10. More black women in fantastical roles please 🙏🏾 I feel like this was the first healthy romantic relationship Derek was in too and it just had good vibes all around. He truly learned to trust a lover again. The beginning of their relationship was also hot af and that initial “anything you can do, I can do better” cat and mouse back and forth was *chefs kiss* That scene where she was teaching him how to use a gun >>>>> The reboot of Teen Wolf was not my cup of tea + I was bummed we didn’t get to see future Draeden [or their future kids??] but alas. We always have S3-S5 to look back on.

Show: Teen Wolf

L. WOO X JUN-HO: "What if you think of it as dancing the waltz?"

They are for sure one of my favorite ships. Woo and Jun-Ho need to be protected at all costs 🫶🏾 I don’t even know where to start with these two or this show. If you haven’t watched it yet, please go watch it. It’s on my top kdrama list for sure. Being close to people in my life with Autism, it was heartwarming to see how Jun-ho treated Woo. He treated her like a human being. He was loving, empathetic, patient, kind. All of the ways you should be with others in general, no matter how different or similar they are to you. It was fascinating seeing how the show tackled the subject of relationships that involve differing mental conditions and capabilities. The show was such a slow burn with them that when they had their first kiss I LOST it. I was giggling, screaming and kicking my feet in real time lmao. I’m conflicted bc I want to see a S2 but I also want it to stay the way it is. I don’t know how they would continue everyone’s story but if they resume it, I will be SAT.

Show: Extraordinary Attorney Woo

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I'm realizing a big trope I cling to is "Enemies to lovers". I don’t know what it is about it but it just eats each and every time. It has a certain je ne sais quoi 🤌🏾✨There are a BUNCH of other ships l love but I'll cap it here before this post becomes a whole novel.

THANK YOU < 3

#i want someone to psychoanalyse me off of this shortlist rofl #Nashuri fandom what are your other ships? #the falcon and the winter soldier #avatar the way of water #interview with the vampire #beef netflix #teen wolf #fleabag #avatar the last airbender #moon knight #eternals #attorney woo #inyuasha #these are definitely my more tame ships 🫣 #it’s the way that inuyasha had younger me in a chokehold #we just got a letter #i really had to sit and remember some of these #anyone else hyperfixate on one ship at a time bc I can’t do multiple at once

[dancingisdangerouss]

I'm sorry but did that last anon just try and compare those authors writing about pedophilia to you writing The Grabber/Reader fics? The fics where you state in the tags that it's not romantic at ALL? That you've stated on your blog that you don't condone anything The Grabber or ANY serial killer does?

I absolutely love your work. Your fics are some of the best written fics I've come across. Dark theme fics are absolutely not comparable to blatant CP/pedophilia fics as most dark theme fic authors DO come out to say they don't condone what happens in them (as you have....last anon seemed to forget that).

Just boggles my mind people would rather harass dark theme fic writers instead of the literal adults writing about adult/child fics where there's an obvious romantic/sexual relationship going on 💀

^ These clowns are really this obvious about it

Hahaha I had to read it over twice like ?? Bruh you’re not doing yourself any favors with this ask lol. And I know, it’s pretty obvious to anyone with a quarter of a brain that Into The Black (literally, the title didn’t tip you off??) is not intended to be a romantic piece and is nowhere near where an ideal relationship is.

And if you somehow interpret my works as a good basis for a relationship and go, “oh now I want to go get kidnapped and tortured and raped and have my fantastic boyfriend brutally murdered in front of me while I’m raped in front of him, yeah, that’s what I want from a relationship,” then…sorry bud, you were doomed from the beginning.

Thank you so, so much! There are a lot of really good pieces out there so it makes me a flattered and happy to hear that 🥺🥺

And oh yeah, like my writing can go to some very dark places, but one thing I will never write is explicit child smut. If something sexually abusive happened to a child in my story, it would be heavily implied, not detailed out like a fucking child porno for drooling creeps to jack themselves off to. I really don’t see how you can compare something like that to my works.

In all honesty I think most people see a post about my work, automatically assume without context that I’m a rapist-loving, pedophilia-defending fucker who feels The Grabber was totally right to rape and beat children, and then read absolutely nothing else on my blog. If anyone actually took the time to read my posts and warnings, this might not be as much of an issue.

Agreed wholeheartedly, man. There are multiple fics on AO3 where they are blatantly romanticizing adult x minor relationships and making it seem romantic and cute, with people commenting about how adorable they are together. The numbers of people leaving kudos on those stories really concerns me, as someone who works with that population a lot 😬

Reminder that if you’re having thoughts about touching a minor, or if you’re getting off to works of fiction involving a minor having sex with an adult, please seek out help. You may have not done anything yet, and if so, you can still be a good person by getting the help before it’s too late, as you will eventually do something horrible to a child. Please don’t ignore it.

#asks #anon #ughhhhhhhh #I just don’t understand #you guys are all encouraging child abuse and grooming by supporting that and attacking my stuff #please be aware of that #penny for your thots #the black phone #the grabber #black phone #grabber

[valtheimm]

1, 19, 28 for rhea, 4, 22, 44 for eris, 11, 28, 42 for tally GO GO GO

RHEA

1) Does your character have siblings or family members in their age group? Which one are they closest with?

Rhea only has her half-sister Thalion, who she discovers about 200 years later, so..but, technically, she does :) Rhea is about 5 years older than Tally, but you'd never tell.

19) What is your character’s biggest relationship flaw? Has this flaw destroyed relationships for them before?

Idk, my first instinct is to say Rhea is flawless… But i guess she doesn't really point out her partner's mistakes? Not those ones related to her (because she's not about to suffer abuse and what not), but the general 'bad life decisions'. She just watches it unfurl from the sidelines. She will stand firmly by her partner's side, no matter what tho. (It's also not like she doesn't give out valuable life advice when asked, but with all of her experience, kindness and empathy she could be doing a better job of guiding people, partners or not. She could be a cult leader?? Instead, before she meets Eris, she's kind of a hermit).

28) How quick or slow is your character to resort to physical violence in a confrontation?

Rhea prefers to avoid violence, but if that option's not available, she WILL fuck you up. Like, when she started out, she had no intention of killing anything bigger than a rat. But not knowing how to levitate (yet) and not being able to run faster than, say, a raging kagouti, she did choose to go feral. She's very fast, agile and good with a blade. Same goes for her human foes. If she can't avoid (levitate/become invisible), she'll go all in.

(I feel this kind of reads like she's being a coward, but that's not it. She prefers to avoid killing animals because she just doesn't see a point, and she prefers to distance herself from human enemies so that she could rain death from above on those who do deserve it ✌).

ERIS These are half-assed, but lesbionest, if i haven't come up with anything better for her in these 4??? weeks, i probably won't right now, so take what you can get, rip

4) Has your character ever witnessed something that fundamentally changed them? If so, does anyone else know? IDK man. But i do want to say 'seeing dragons'. It's a major thing. Idk how she even survived Helgen, she was mostly going :0, standing in the middle of the burning square.

22) What does your character like in other people? Honesty. Intelligence. Kindness, or, at least, compassion, OR, AT LEAST, not being a dick to others on purpose.

44) How easy or difficult is it for your character to say “I love you?” Can they say it without meaning it? Starting with the 2d part: no, she can't. She has to be friends for a thousand years with someone to even consider being romantically involved with them, and then she has to be 100% sure that YEAH, her partner does want to be with her! But i think i'm speaking about her relationship with Rhea right now. With women she's kinda 👉👈🥺. With men (say, Xalran), she's much more confident in herself, she won't be the one to chase anyone.

TALLY 11) In what situation was your character the most afraid they’ve ever been? Probably her first Oblivion gate. Imagine a rich kid with basic training going to literal hell on an excursion. But while being terrified her mind was still looking for opportunities lol.

28) How quick or slow is your character to resort to physical violence in a confrontation? Her hand is perpetually on her sword's handle and she feels like everyone is out to get her. That's mostly not true tho.

Also, she simultaneously tries to stay out of harm's way and goes on stupid-danderous adventures for fun and profit.

42) Has your character ever had a parental figure who was not related to them? Bruh, idk. She grew up in Cheydinhall with a rich mother and a lil bit of a freeloader dad. The riches were her mother's but her dad slowly drained that fortune. Not wanting to lose face, her mother began taking loans, still supporting their lifestyle. Among this silent family drama, Thalion was largely left to her own devices (which did not improve her character, lol). She might have had a 'friend' in the face of one of her tutors (but she might have treated them more like the help tbh) oooor she might have known that painter from the town. i had plans for him and her, BUT, alas, now i don't remember

#screaming howling #i did it #ask meme #/rhe/ #/er/ #/thal/ #thank you for these i love you

[designmycatastrophe]

Bruh. I realised I had a moment of weakness.

Shit never added up. And I knew that. I just kept turning a blind eye.

The amount of times I was spoken to and disregarded like absolute trash was disgusting.

Do fucking better.

There is so much I know that you never thought I did. I’m not a fool, I just chose to be ignorant because I had my rose coloured glasses on.

Unfortunately I have to assume a lot because you never told me how you were feeling or what was going on in your head.

I’m done with the way I put up with peoples bullshit. I’m a human being, a fucking lovely one at that. And I deserve respect, honesty and down right simple communication.

I’ll give you the space to step into from now on. With anyone. And if you don’t step into it, then see ya.

I’m no longer going to be the one carrying my relationships.

Step up or step out.

#personal #me

[oiks-tofu]

1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, 15, 17, 19, 21, 23, 25, 27, 29, 31, 33, 35, 37, 39 for the ask game

Oh wow, we're really deep into that- Thanks for asking, hun 💕 It's gonna be a long ride. I see a pattern there.

1. How are you feeling right now?

Right now I'm feeling like a huge pile of garbage. With all honesty, I'm feeling extremely insecure and bad about my body. Only when I think about cosplaying I want to throw my entire being out.

3. Are you impulsive?

Depends on the context. Most of the time I am really impulsive but I think a lot about stuff I do too.

5. Are you self confident?

*sweats nervously* Uhm... Uh- I- Uhm. Not in the slightest. I might come over as confident and collected but, deep down, my self-esteem reaches down to hell and makes Satan sad lmao.

7. What's something you love about yourself?

Probably my sense of humor. I make people laugh a lot and sometimes I think I'm funny...

9. Do you have any pets?

I do. I've got two stupid cats. One of them is white. You can tell by the cat hair on my black clothes (spoilers: I always wear black).

11. Do you have any siblings?

Yeah, a sister and two brothers.

13. What color is your water bottle?

I don't have a fancy water bottle... Just using those I bought and re-use it until it can only be recycled again.

15. Do you have any piercings/would you want to?

I have piercings, indeed. An industrial (left), a helix (right), both earlobes are pierced and a septum hanging from my nose.

17. Do you believe in ghosts?

Yeah, bruh. People might think it's absurd but there's always something around.

19. Do you believe in astrology?

Not really... It's funny but kinda makes no sense.

21. What is/was your favorite subject in school?

My favorite subject was either English, Spanish or Art. So chill...

23. How long have you been friends with your longest friend for?

Oof... Lemme calculate... I'm bad at math. Probably for 16 years now.

25. What do you do under stress?

I really can't work under stress but when I do I don't look after myself. I don't eat, constantly feel sick, drink way too much, shake a lot and am on the verge of tears the entire time lol. And bad habits kick in a lot.

27. Spicy, sweet or savoury?

Savoury. Spicy things make me sweat and tear up (also mess with my stomach). Sweet stuff makes me feel sick but I'm a sucker for savoury stuff.

29. What's your favourite cuisine?

I don't know... I really like Spanish and Greek stuff.

31. What are wearing right now?

Oh this escalated quickly... I'm in my PJ's, time for bed Zzzzzzzz (spoilers: I won't sleep)

33. Who do you trust the most?

Tbh I don't trust anybody... There are two excepts: My fwb and my sister. Those are the people that know me the best and I can't let them get away with it.

35. Would you ever want to get married?

Hell nah. Never. Honestly I hate the idea of it alone. People can do whatever they want but I won't get married ever.

37. Do you have any allergies?

Probably. I'm 90% sure of it but tbh I have no idea what I'm allergic to- I need to take several tests tho

39. What's your favourite colour and why?

There are some colors and they're all so calming... Like purple, red, dark blue, green... Recently I foumd myself liking pink. Depends on the shade of pink tho.

#personal #me #well that was a long ass ride #and I probably got way too personal #but oh well #it's about it

[nakalimutang-sumpaan]

The way he knew I was depressed.

The way he was hurt bc I ignored his phone calls after he expressed that the thing I do that makes him happy is when I answer the phone.

The way he wanted to ignore me and kinda did and actually told his sister he would ignore me, but couldn’t do it bc he knows that it’s the one thing I told him he does that hurts my feelings.

The way he flat out talks to me. I love the way he talks to me, as overwhelming and direct as he can be. I’d rather have that than have us both assuming/in the dark.

I’ve always appreciated his honesty as much as it pisses me off sometimes lol.

I’d rather have that than those who lie to spare my feelings.

It’s crazy bc I know he loves me. I can’t say that about very many people. Plus, he’s been saying it often this week. Saying it out of nowhere. Texting it randomly.

And one time this week I said “Pfft I know that’s not true” and he looked so offended and said, “I literally got you watermelon bc you said you were craving it.” And a couple more things he did.

He actually knows me and remembers and pays attention to the things I say. I didn’t realize it much til today.

He also taught me how to play basketball HAHAHA. I AM NOT OVER THE FREAKING INSIDE JOKE. I HATE MYSELF. I HATE HIM MORE FOR CONSTANTLY MAKING FUN OF ME FOR IT. “THIS IS WHY I DON’T PLAY SPORTS!!!” And how he keeps describing me as Zach’s Tee 🥹 literally one of our favorite couples to watch. It’s crazy how our dynamic is like theirs and I didn’t realize til he mentioned a couple of weeks ago that I act like her. We also remind us of Aileen and Deven with the roasting and flirting. AND HOW WE LAUGH. ESP TODAY BRUH. HILARIOUS. The way we both ended up laughing and laying back simultaneously, and then I did it again except instead of laying with him, I just leaned forward so he ended up kneeing my head and said, “Omg so sorry! *kisses his hand and places it on my forehead*” lol so cute. And even when he was complaining that he didn’t have me all day, baby sis said, “Pfft yea bc you were being a butt to her all morning” “THAT’S TRUE!!! YOU WERE!!” so I simangot and got all tampo again but then he got all tampo so I said, “Jk jk I sowwie *hugs him and kisses his forehead*” I knowww for a fact we’d be best friends. I hate that the other day he said, “I thought I was your best friend?” as a joke, and his sister responded, “Please 💀” but in my head he lowkey is. He knows me better than most guys in my life. My reactions. My likes and dislikes. What I need when I’m being cranky. How I react when I’m happy/excited. Like… ugh. I just love him so so much, it’ll be the death of me.