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tell me something i don't know brother

#yeah...

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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes

#i have both but don't iron #only when i really have to #i don't touch the iron because the old iron i had gave me such a bad electric shock that nearly had me passing out... #it nearly gave me a ride to the hospital

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Saw a sibling poll and needed to expand it because I fit, like. Mid youngest, youngest in theory only child in practice, and adopted. And I think they all have their own unique parts in the sibling ecosystem.

#i'm the youngest...

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they call me the forgetter because i uh

#me

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#yeah #like what the fuck man

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#me

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imagine having a good relationship with your brother 

#tokyo revengers #ran haitani #rindou haitani #haruchiyo sanzu #art #lmao #yeah... #imagine having such a great “relationship” with your brother

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can you ask your friend to stop romanticizing drug and alcohol abuse? (the “ageing like a fine wine” post)

I have no idea what on earth you're talking about but no I will not do that

#oh my god #anon shut up

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#i miss clicked- #i'm an adult and live with my mother #because obvious reasons #housing crisis and not enough money to afford rent

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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

#let it drop

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??? why are “friends with benefits” now considered a cringe straight people thing???? friends can fuck. it’s literally fine

#i'm a gay aromantic dude who has a fwb #just let people do their thing #it's none of anyone's business #if you think it's “cringe” then it's not my problem #your view on marriage and goddamn children is cringe to me #it's cringy to think that only marriage and children can make you happy

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

#me

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#yeah #poor cat

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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

#you deserve it

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✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨

Aaw Oh my god thank you ❤️ This made my day so much better 💖

#me #thank you uwu

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#i'm short and prefer either people my height or taller #most people are taller than me tho

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"You need to relax"

Best I can do is dissociate

#me #i have no idea what relaxation is