#bro im so stupid

[reddestofscarves]

febuary 3, 2024 — night time is a past-time

darling, the moon and stars know your name

every night i sing about it with shame

and every sonnet i write is the same

will you ever forgive me again?

in the dark of night, these terrors lie

creepies that crawl and bats that fly

something i can't face, in the clouds i'm still high

'cause my greatest fear is saying goodbye

but i used to bike in this neighbourhood of mine

lately all that's passed the streets is time

so it goes and the churchbells chime

i'll have to accept i'm out your light of lime

moon's not out tonight, maybe i'll be fine

maybe this time i won't dream you're mine

moon's not out tonight, maybe i'll be fine

maybe this time i won't dream you're mine

- reddestofscarves, 10:07pm

#writeblr #poetic #poetry #poets on tumblr #spilled poetry #hard to love #writers and poets #poems and poetry #bro im so stupid #why thr aFuck couldnt i just keep ym mouth shut #why did i fuck up bruh #i'm sorry #i love like a dog #she doesn't deserve this #she doesn't know #night poetry #night poem #moon poetry #moon poems

[rayvern-sheep]

I got a fucking cold for the first time in like… 3(?) years cos ppl have forgotten how to wear masks

My throat is so tickly urgh

Fuck youuuu

#i shouldve just not been a cowars #and been the only person to wear a mask on the bus #(there were three fucking ppl coughing on the bus….) #esp in cold and flu season #bro im so stupid #but im mostly blaming the annoying cunts who wont put a mask on when theyre hacking up their lungs #like… a woman on the other side #had a packet of lozenges…. but no mask? #shut up ray #now i couldve got my blood tests potentially fucked up cos im sick #fucking ‘covid is over’ isnt true #but even if it was its still a good idea to wear a mash if youve got an air-born virus

[moss-flesh]

i shouldve bought cyberpunk while it was on sale im so mad

#bro im so stupid #was indecisive about it until literally i couldnt get it anymore #GREAT

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Danny is just a kid ya know? Like he is just a little guy. A baby really. 14? Tiny child! Look at him, he needs to be protected. Someone has to help this poor little dude. I mean he forgets to use his own powers to avoid attacks all the time.

Anyway cut to Batfam not knowing all of Dannys power set cause the lil dingus keeps forgetting he can do that stuff in the heat of battle.

Danny uses his invisibility all the time… to avoid being followed. But in a fight? Oopsies hes too busy thinking of funny one liners to realise he could do that.

Intangibility? Give the guy a break. I mean who calls themselves condiment king. Even he was stunned.

He so rarely actually uses his biggest advantage powers that the League doubt he actually has them. He, like any naive child, trusts them and reported fully on his power set. Instead of just asking him to demonstrate his powers they instead start watching him and try to find evidence of his powers.

At least they know duplication was true since they watched him make a copy of himself to go to the bathroom and not miss any of his fav tv show.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #im 100% here for danny using his powers for stupid shit and not the important battle stuff #this post wasn’t meant to be like this so I guess heres for you guys who read my stupid tags #I was gonna have the batfam adopt danny after a reveal and just not know all the crazy stuff he can do #they think they got him figured out then at the manner he does something like seep into the floor to get his forgotten school bag #or he turns invisible cause he got caught parnking and bruce is talking to him and steph but he just dips #no wait I can do better. he gets yelled at by bruce (aka new father figure) for eating a corn chip off the floor and just vanishes from… #… from getting surprised. meanwhile bruce is like!?!?!?!!? #just imagine them going crazy because they have no idea his powerset and they thought they did #his new siblings make a game of it #they get on missions and keep asking danny to do more and more impossible stuff just to see if he will reveal a new power #hey danny go scope out the area but make sure you arent seen ok #and hes like sure thing fam and goes invisible and intangible #doesn’t think to just take out the baddies and returns to them with a full floor plan and locatikn of all the baddies and drugs #like wtf #hey danny think you can do anything about that generator? and hes like sure thing fam and then freezes it #danny bro this guy is out of control! little help? and danny just walks up to the guy and overshadows him and handcuffs himself #brother daniel I dint think we can get in but theres a small hole here in the wall #would you be able to do anything about that? and instead of just walking thru the wall danny shifts his body and goes thru the hole #as if he had no bones and became liquid #the game gets intense and breaks bruce so he gives in first (yes he was playkng too) and just asks danny to show them his powers #he will say some shit like ‘ah hey chum think you can show us all your abilities? that was we can coordinate better in the field.’ #dannys just like ‘yea daddio sure thing’ then proceeded to show off his entire move set minus wail until bruce showed him a chamber… #… that could ‘with stand’ his power (spoiler he destroyed that fucking toom lmao) #ok my spaghetti rings and meatballs have been done for a while and juliet is trying to eat them out the microwave so hopefully these tags #fed yall goobers #man I should have just made a second post lmao #stood in the kitchen too long typing and they got cold

[heynhay]

let's drive out

#klance #voltron #vld #this came to my brain via Valentine Texas by mitski but im not offficially linking it bc i have something dif in mind fpr later #and this one is a faithful visual recreation of the lyrics but not an emotionally faithful one so. i can do better #anyway being taken out to camp in the bed of a pickup truck is like. haha. one of my dark twisted evil romantic fantasies #my country bumpkin upbringing showing through #now you guys know how horrible and wild my unhigned crazy thoughts are...... how unspeakably deranged..... #art #my art #bro im such a fucking faker i will fr get on my soapbox about how often klance fight (even romantically) and then draw the tenderist shit #like 40 times over #so let me amend and clarify by saying this was somehow some stupid shit. #like lance set this up but its because theyve been competing for best date (theres a physical scoreboard on the fridge) #and keith was probably trying to act aloof so that lance wouldnt score as many points #but got so comfy he fell asleep (+15 for lance its going on the scoreboard) #+ lance is abt to sharpie a moustache on his face #mitski

[samipekoe]

my meager wife

#hiroi kikuri #bocchi the rock #bgl bros im fucking and sucking these copic markers #maybe ill make a dump post w all the stupid shit ive doodled w them bc boy have i been DRAWIN #im also fucking and sucking kikuri #has everyone seen her hand tattoo in the manga. she is so stupid and cool

[wiggly-round-worm]

I’ll be honest i HATE the way the QSMP fanbase is treating Gegg and Tallulah. Like Gegg literally just appears, bro hasn’t done a single thing and people start talking about how they want him to die 😭 ?? And Tallulah starts feeling insecure trough no fault of Gegg and the Gegg tag just EXPLODES with hate. I’m a big petty baby and i don’t like seeing /neg in the tags bro. It just kinda feels like tallulahs the golden child who can do no wrong and Geggs the scapegoat who’s blamed for everything, and i feel like people are already taking it too far

#Gegg #QSMP #worm do rant #I can't belive im ranting about minecraft egg roleplay #To be honest i really relate to the whole seeking love an affection thing #so the first gegg stream was kind of like emotionally comforting almost #and then this gegg stream was fucking awful ngl #like its super funny #but seeing how people reacted to gegg made me upset #Also? geniunely starting to not like Tallulah #just by assosiation #don't like seeing her treated as the golden child at geggs expense #this might all sound rlly stupid but im off my meds and i need to be emotionally invested in something that has no consaquence over my life #because if i focus on my actual problems im gonna kay em ess #HE DID FLOW UP TILINS ROOM THATS FUCKED UP #but aside from that? bros innocent #i support geggs rights and geggs wrongs

[torchstelechos]

I do think its really important to remember that SY was suppose to be the villain character but its only because of his kindness and newly gained life that he didn’t end as one. In the very beginning of the story we learn that Peerless Cucumber Bro often left comments on how SJ didn’t get his dues and needed to be punished more, and only after he transmigrated did he acknowledge how awful of a death SJ had. He also made point to explain that he only read the book for LBH, which he noted to enjoy his decisive actions and deft ability to kill. Markedly, he liked his brutality and personality over the erotica that the majority of PIDW fans enjoyed. Peerless Cucumber Bro is someone who loves action and the ability to cut right to the chase, something that he does not do and most likely has difficulty with in his world.

Speaking of, it is something to note that Peerless Cucumber bro is rich. He had head chefs, he could pay for a 6k+ chapter book of erotica in 20 days, he noted that he could not understand SJs envy and ambition for power since he lives well, and he even noted to himself that his family was well off. He is incredibly wealthy, and it shows. Which is important to note because he, not once, showed any guilt or remorse on dying and leaving his family behind. Yes, he sometimes refers to people as being similar to his family but he never showed any pain for losing that life like he did when he lost LBH. This is important because I genuinely think SY was depressed and self destructive to himself, which goes against popular HC that he was chronically/terminally ill (I do like this HC and like how its portrayed in fanfiction). It would explain how he ended up dying all alone by himself, and how blase he was to his own life and death.

SQQ is a self destructive force who ended up dying three times, and didn’t feel anything about death itself. He was worried about others and the effect it had on them, but for himself it was up and on again like it never happened. He does not care for his health, had self isolated as SY to the point he died alone, and has a horrible self esteem to the point that he continuously agrees when other people put him down and often calls himself the villain. Even though we have seen the evidence of someone who is always being thrust into new situations and awful plots, he calls himself lazy and easy going. He hides his thoughts and feelings behind his fan and has a remarkably thin face. At the very base of his actions and his thoughts, he is self destructive, powerful, and smart. This is the set up for a villain.

However, when shown the actual people in front of him and forced to act as SJ did towards LBH and his disciples, he flinches from it. He notes that it happening in front of him was different. His entire self soothing comedy monologue went quiet when he had to enforce the Endless Abyss scene, and grieved for the childish innocence he killed from one of his favourite people. SY was set up to be the villain and obviously thinks of himself as one, but can not act as one. If he had the choice LBH would have been his sticky sweet white lotus disciple for as long as LBH wished to be.

His kindness, as seen in the book, is what turned him from being “the scumbag villain” to the protagonist we see in the novels. Which, yes, he is a protagonist! He even has the protag halo that LBH has and its very funny in the meta way for SQQ not to realize this, but thats for another post. But he loves his disciples, he loves his peak lord siblings, he loves his Binghe, he loves his new life, and he is kind. That is what kept him from being the villain he sees himself as, his kindness and love for others. Whether that be romantic, platonic, or familial, he loves the people he has met and he treats them kindly. That is why it is important to remember that he was set up as the villain by everything in the story we do not see, but what we do see is him continuously changing the story to fit a new genre that lets as many people as he can save live. Sorry sorry, I just think about SY being set up as a villain so much. It changes a lot of views I have on the series when I remember the duality of SYs story and character development.

#SVSSS #scumbag self saving system #Shen Yuan #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #Meta #I think?? Haha I dont usually do metas but I dont know how to write fanfic for this series #so Im just writing down my thoughts on the characters #Like how if we see this from the PIDW characters POV SY is truly a villain #Its just something that makes me laugh because he is a villain just as much as he isnt! #what a wonderful complex character to write for. This type of story. #I wonder if Peerless Cucumber Bro would forgive me for writing meta about him?? I think he would be kind of happy but utterly disgusted #ew fans that actually think im complex even though Im a really simple person with no hidden motives -SQQ probably #I love this fucking idiot so much I relate to him on a spirtual level and think he was probably depress to the point of having A Plan. #if you know what I mean #because I still think him reading PIDW entirely in 20 days marks a special occasion for something and if its not for the final chapter... #Anyway #I love this stupid sweet potato of a character #Oh! New tag! #Sweet Potato SQQ #for archiving puproses on meta for him #Probably not good meta I didnt even add quotes or page numbers Im just talking out my ass from what I remember #Watch me write an essay on this lmao

[welpuu]

the next mystery

why is he goofy

and am i part of the hetalia fandom?

find out next time on the curios tale of welp

#hetalia #north italy hetalia #italy hetalia #sigh... #did i ever think the day would come when i used those tags? #no #but am i using them now? #it seems like i am #also #i have not watched all of hetalia yet bros so im not like tooo into it i just think hes a little stupid #thewelparts

[nyxi-pixie]

im rlly addicted to hoshikawa drawing skk like smushing their faces tgthr all the time. its ?? they do it so often ??? for why?????

? theyve never heard of personal space ?

#thank you hoshikawa for your service. #soukoku #in fifteen dazais just trying to kiss him like 3 times a chapter #and its like bro calm down u just met him. please. #anyway theyre literally five seconds away from fucking right there on dazais stupid armchair in beast #poor atsushi just watching them flirtthreaten e/o like 😨 #chuuya is literally in beast for like 2 seconds and its for this shit. im so tired of them. #like pls why do we have an intermission from the sskk angst fest w aku siblings misery as a side dish to deal with skk doing this. im tired

[marioistrans-a]

get ready to be absolutely vaporized by the combined power of tgirl radiance and nonbinary lesbian swag

#luigi #princess daisy #daisy #super mario bros #smb #this is fucking OLD i messed up on luigis legs so i sropped it hut then realized i could just. crop it #im a lil stupid lol #heaths art

[craycraybluejay]

yeah yeah you hate me I'm an evil disgusting perverted manwhore we have each other blocked everywhere blah blah but I know you still jerk off to me and I know it makes you hate yourself a bit because you don't have the strength to accept the darker parts of your desire. but you can't help yourself and I take pleasure in the knowledge.

#this pussy makes homosexual men hate themselves !! #this tdick makes you want to kill yourself !! #this wretched and desirous personality has captivated you so !! #pussy change your life like im god~ they always fall in love not my fault~ #im never pickin up when they call~ #<- song lyrics #you want to fuck me so bad it makes you act stupid !! #im genuinely not mad people are generally going to end up hating themselves too much to be chill #but i am having a wild laugh bc this mf who told me i'm a gross freak also told me that he has sex dreams about me regularly #like yeah ok faggot #watch this loser text me in like a year apologizing for being a judgy little bitch begging me to respond LMFAO #thank u next hoe !! #idk its extra liberating to not only decide to be more choosy but also to know they obsessed #how's the vanilla boyfriend taste? can he get you off 7 times in a row? does he make you feel free and hedonistic? #anyway yeah im just being mean here bc its a mood boost i would not say this shit to anyone lmao #trust me bro i am literally the last person to cross the line when i get emotional (usually excited sometimes angry or horny) #ok no im a little prone to excitedly infodumping for 8 hrs but i try not to offend people #making enemies for no reason is a terrible idea

[piggiebonez]

YEAH this is pretty high-concept basically . . .

BONUS DIBS yayy

was too lazy to finish him sorry. this is what the tallest personal chef was going to look like. i dont like the concept here bc i feel like their personal chef would be much more cool looking something like a sizz-lorr type design. but i like his stupid face. look at him

#my art #iz #invader zim #almighty tallest #almighty tallest red #almighty tallest purple #tallest purple #tallest red #dib membrane #< under da cut #i dont even know who philly cheese steak is bro. imnot from around here #tallest purple is hitting a vape pen btw idk if its visible enough. fuck off dude #this is so stupid. guys im sorry

[deputy-buck]

Treat him like a God and he'll blind you like religion.

#me and the crew (my imaginary team) bricked up while making this frfr #bro im so down bad for tim tracing hawks scar like what??? if anyone ever treated my scars so reverently id actually fall in love (I'm aro- #tim laughlin #hawkins fuller #hawk x tim #fellow travelers #webweaving #buck builds #i don't know who's more stupid‚ queue or the hick

[evilbeing]

#I wish Rayman in clh could dress like this😔 #Like why did he choosed to call himself ramon and dress like that #bro Im so disappointed this show sucks 😡😡 /j #you are Rayman! u literally have the granma outfit right there 😔😔 #I wish he could use that stupid weapon again😔he looks so stupid I love him #btw I wanna draw rayman in the assassin's creed outfit #cuz u know UBISOFT #I mean I already did but its on paper #I will make a digital version soon!!!! #rayman #rayman captain laserhawk #captain lazerhawk rayman #Rayman 3 #rayman raving rabbids #this outfit was also in that leaked Rayman 4 right #rayman 4 #rayman fanart #rayman fandom #rayman art #evilbeing #fake gun

[ethanharmonia]

VOLO MY BELOVED RRHAHHRHHAHRHHAHEHHRHHRHRHRHHHH🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥💥

FINALLY MADE HIS REFERENCE SHEET BECAUSE MY BRAIN WOULDNT STOP MAKING FAKE SCENARIOS ABOUT HIM BEING EPIC RRRAHHHHH LEAVE ME ALONEEEE (giving info later cuz its late at night and im so tired, tumblr do not explode me again pls spare me)

DRAWING THAT ARCEUS HAIR OF HIS MADE ME FALL ON THE FLOOR AND COLLAPSE CUZ I STRUGGLED SO HARD TO DO IT RRAH I HATE HIM BUT I LOVE HIM HE IS MY WIFE

Some other versions cuz i felt like it huehueh

And some doodlers of him (the one on the top were supposed to be the first thing i made before making the references hhhhhh

(hold up i needa do smth imma give explanation later wait)

(listening to Fantasize by ariana grande made me extra gay for this man help me)

#pokemon #pokemon au #reference sheets #reference #pokemon legends arceus #pla volo #pokemon volo #wielder volo #pokemon wielder volo #I LOVE HIM SO DAMN MUCH HE CAN STEP ON ME RN AND I WILL YELL OUT HIS THEME AND I WILL KISS HIM RRAHHHH #he owns arceus yall he is the chosen one not the mc in legends arceus shut up #HIS HAIR IS MAKING ME WANT TO PASS AWAY THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I HAD TO STRUGGLE CUZ OF HIS HAIR #That arceus hair is making me want to chew on it #imagine if he was a dragon rider and rode giratina everytime he wanted to go somewhere imagine that HAHAHHAA #my guy has dementia he doesnt rember who rei and akari are no mo he is so stupid but i lobe him mwah #i do not care what yall say he needs a redemption arc rn and im making it for him hushhhhh #he would definetly hate on cyrus if he ever met him and beat him up like bro would kill cyrus hahahaha #bro would obliterate cyrus the moment he looks at him omg😨😨😨😨 #art #drawing #fanart #he is my malewife rn shut up