Aizawa: Sitting with head in hands, looking utterly defeated.
Midnight: What's wrong, Aizawa??
Aizawa: ...it's Mic-
AIzawa: he got hit by a transformation quirk..
Midnight: Andd???
Aizawa: Now he's a cockatoo... which aside from screaming...only knows the cha-cha slide...
Midnight: Oh?? *peers up at bird-Mic perched on the ceiling fan)
Mic: LET'S GET((FUNKY))(((FUNKY)))
Aizawa: NO MIC! I DO NOT WANT TO GET FUNKY!!
Mic: *Incomprehensible bird screams*
Midnight: Hmm..looks like you better clap your hands...
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ok but what if shinsou's heroname is simon cause simon says you know lmao
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all good fics come from broke college girls or bad bitches who are 30+
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Sending risky texts to 1A boys
pt. 1
pt 2 here !!!
Bakugo -
Kirishima -
Denki -
Todoroki -
Midoriya -
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Afo: who is this feral child that looks like the second user? And why are they getting in my way?
Katsuki: my name is Kacchan you fucker, and my husb- I mean Boyfr- I mean The Nerd needed me to step in because I’m awesome like that
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BNHA Textpost Special: Touya Edition™
Masterpost
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Aizawa: Are you okay???
Mic: *head down on desk* NO!
Aizawa: What happened??
Mic: I got a citation!!!
Mic: For using my quirk in public while off duty!!
Aizawa: How'd that happen???
Mic: I walked face-first into a spider web!!!
Aizawa: And the spi-??
Mic: IT WENT INTO MY MOUTH!!!
Aizawa: *cringes in disgust* Eew.
Mic: TELL ME ABOUT IT! My scream blew out all the windows on the Endeavor Agency!!
Mic: Endeavor came out personally & chased me down the street!!!
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it's angsty but i'm so glad that horikoshi had the balls not to narutotherapy kurogiri (yet)
i like that nothing goes according to plan and everything is a fubar mission and heroes have to work to be heroes holy fucking moly
i rest my case /checks his 30 min long endeavor's abandonment issues audioessay folder/
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