2 genres of fanfiction:
1) put that guy into situations
2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST
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it seems people don't understand. a GLUP SHITTO is a character in a very popular piece of media (like star wars) that if you asked a random person or even a casual fan, they wouldn't know who the fuck that is. a BLORBO is just your little guy. can be any kind of character they're just your little GUY. a POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW is a villain, usually with a sad backstory, who you are defending and woobifying. they've done WRONG. not everyone can be a poor little meow meow. just because they're pathetic doesn't mean they're a meow meow that mf had to commit CRIMES. if you want a pathetic little fucker of any moral persuasion that is a BABYGIRL. usually male, doesn't have to be. just has to be kind of fucked up. get your terminology CORRECT
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My favourite bits of Tumblr slang are the ones that sound like they'd just be Starfire from Teen Titans' actual, legit word for that thing.
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I'll see my favourite character happy and smiling just once and be like omg I never want him to get hurt or feel pain ever again, give him peace 🥺🥺 and then the very next day be like, okay, back to pushing him down the stairs
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Reblog to help governor blorbo on his re-election campaign.
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Remaking my poll from last year now that I can include more options. Wild that we've only had polls for a year, it feels like much MUCH longer.
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rotating my blorbo in my mind like the cough drop in my mouth, slowly stripping away layer after layer as I let it soothe me, until I reach its very core where it is soft, and I can crush it.
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Emo girls these days don’t even Know . . .
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WHO is your favorite blorbo in law and what fandom are they from
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“You do understand what I’m going to do to you, Dustin?”
Sometimes self care is painting Tweedy Custard as a break from artfight references.
Reblogs > likes
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Hate having a blorbo with a normal ass name. I'll see a post and start writing up a 1k word response about how they mischaracterized my boy only to realize that they're talking about a different white man named John. Say what you will about fantasy naming conventions but no one is confused when you talk about blarg the scullcrusher
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Blorbo from my cancelled single season show from over a decade ago, that I am in retrospect glad the creator didn't get a chance to ruin like he ruined his bigger show, his marriage and his reputation
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