On the left is when we first found Egwene and the right is a picture I took of her today :D
Poor Egwene had been on her own for at least two weeks, I don’t know if she was abandoned or escaped, but after a few weeks of looking no one stepped forward to claim her. With some help I built a giant loft for her and she looks so much better now. I really love her so much, and I’m so happy to have her <3
I’m going to post so many pictures of her lmao
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BIRD PEOPLE HELP I NEED TO LOOK AFTER A PIGEON
He's unable to fly. His wing isn't broken - we suspect a muscle injury, but he just won't fly. We took him to the vet and they said we have two options. 1) Keep him overnight then take him to a wildlife rehab centre or 2) Keep him for several days until he's flying again.
Either way, he'll be staying with us overnight and I need advice from experienced people!!
He's in a wicker cat basket lined with a towel (it does not smell of cats, it's been almost a full year since we used it last). The cage is big enough for him to walk around and open his wings and I've put a bowl of bird seed and a shallow bowl of water in with him. The window is open so the room can remain cool and ventilated and we have ensured that no cats can get anywhere near him.
PLEASE tell me if there's anything I'm doing wrong or something I should be doing that I'm not, and any tips for a potential long-term stay would be GREAT.
We will keep him if we have to but I would much rather he go to a rehab. I will also try and get them to let us take him back here after recovery so he can go back into a familiar environment. We also suspect he has a mate nearby so releasing him anywhere else would not be great.
Other than a potential muscle injury and an old scab on his back, he has no visible injuries and no skin was broken. He was given a full health check from the vet and they've cleared him of anything serious.
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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.
we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."
at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.
the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.
the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.
what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.
here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.
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here is a concept: time travel cop, fish & wildlife division
most of their job is dealing with the kinds of assholes who think black market tiger cubs are a great idea right up until someone gets mauled, except these are even bigger assholes with black market Smilodon cubs that they are even less equipped to care for
this is the most straightforward and therefore relatively headache-free part of their job, because it’s the same “put that thing back where it came from or so help me” song and dance every time
it’s also significantly less depressing than the trophy hunters who don’t even want an alive extinct animal. those are extra annoying because you have to undo the time travel that let them kill that poor Megatherium or thylacine or anklyosaur or whatever, and it’s always so much extra paperwork.
and those people suck, definitely, and have fully earned a stint in Time Jail. no question. but they still do not create anywhere near as much work as the obsessive hobbyists with their exhaustively careful best practices and worryingly good track-covering. also, weirdly, it’s almost always birds with them?
like. the guys who will flagrantly abuse Time Law to bird-nap breeding pairs just long enough to raise one clutch of eggs apiece, and return them seamlessly to their spots on the timeline. who are so determined to keep their pet (ha) projects going that no one even realizes what they’re doing until they have an entire stable breeding population of passenger pigeons up and running. who are now the reason that reps from six different zoos are about to start throwing hands right in front of you over who gets dibs.
those guys cause the most paperwork. and half the time they’re snapped up by the same zoo or wildlife preserve that gets their colony of ivory-billed woodpeckers or Carolina parakeets or — once, very memorably — giant fucking South Island moa, and they never even spend a day in Time Jail.
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