#my husband (emily)

[bitterest-taste]

growing up is realising that spencer reid was always hot

maturing is realising that aaron hotchner was also fine as fuck the whole time

#criminal minds #spencer reid #aaron hotchner #text #aaron hotchner x reader #spencer reid x reader #listen these are my fictional husbands and i love them!! #emily was also always fit but. #that’s a whole other matter

[smoothspine]

Some stardew sprites I did for practice :3

#stardew valley #sdv haley #sdv sebastian #sdv elliott #sdv emily #pixel art #Elliot is my husband I am going to eat him #stardew fanart #stardew #stardew elliott #stardew haley #stardew sebastian #stardew emily #puts Elliot in my mouth and crunches on him like carmalized popcorn #coughing up blood #sdv

[rust-berrie]

them and their birds <3 (happy 8th anniversary to stardew valley!!!)

#my husband (emily) #and my wife (shane) #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley fanart #stardew valley art #sdv fanart #sdv shane #stardew valley shane #shane stardew valley #stardew shane #sdv emily #stardew valley emily #emily stardew valley #stardew emily #my art #this was supposed to b a trio thing with eli (my farmer) bc he keeps pigeons/doves #but i felt too cringe to share it lol #just know they’re a bird trio #i messed up so bad on emily’s rendering oopsies #IM SO EXCITED FOR THE UPDATE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

[yondiii]

SPENCER REID FIC RECS

i’ll sort them by category but prepare yourself this is gonna be a long ass list

im gonna keep updating with new fics regularly so stay tuned

thank you to all these authors for supplying these amazing fics and for feeding my fixation

ly all bbys tysm

pls like and reblog xxx

WIPS

out of convenience 2 - @qlossytbh

she blinded me with science - @whiskeyghoul

my mind turns you into folklore - @samuel-de-champagne-problems

SERIES

right kind of wrong - @incognit0slut

longing glances masterlist - @radioactiveinvisible

ANGST

the great gig in the sky - @mcntsee

chloe or sam or maria or marcus - @mariasont

don’t walk out - @railingsofsorrow

false god - @clementinegreye

doubt comes in - @/street-smarts00

FLUFF

isn’t she pretty daddy - @reiderwriter

take my breath away - @atlabeth

spencer babying reader - @/reiderwriter

nicknames - @pathologicalreid

sunflowers - @baubarbz

after getting hurt on a case - @womanmanipulator

strange perfections - @nereidprinc3ss

SMUT 18+

beyond the limit 2 - @incognit0slut

decoy (16+) - @violetrainbow412-blog

in the dead of night - @/nereidprinc3ss

whiny and spoiled - @/nereidprinc3ss

little angel - @/reiderwriter

HURT/COMFORT

clingy - @street-smarts00

growing pains - @killerlookz

from now on - @aperrywilliams

shouldn’t i want you? - @weird-is-life

OTHERS

stalker - @miley1442111

spencer comforts you (badass reader) - @luveline

don’t think i don’t like you - @/luveline

baby reid! baby reid! - @cowboyspence

so high school 2 - @bellasprettywords

curtain call - @rainydayathogwarts

pretty boy - @/atlabeth

the way i love you - @thegettingbyp2

more coming soon…..

#spencer reid #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid angst #spencer reid smut #spencer reid fluff #spencer reid x bau!reader #spencer reid x reader angst #spencer reid x you #spencer reid is my husband #delusional #criminal minds #behavioral analysis unit #bau team #bau x reader #derek morgan #penelope garcia #david rossi #jason gideon #aaron hotchner x reader #aaron hotchner #emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #elle greenaway #mathew gray gubler x reader #mathew gray gubler #my husband #my man my man my man #my man <3 #my man fr #mi hombre

[1waveshortofashipwreck]

bruh how is Eugene Roe just so pRETTY

#that's it that's the post #thank you for coming to my Roe Talk #eugene roe #gene roe #doc roe #band of brothers #hbo #hbo war #easy company #my husband #emily shut up

[socialfilter]

honestly in 7x24 I’m just begging for someone to write the definitely missing scene of JJ being half-grateful half-super-fucking-pissed at Emily for saving Will.

On one hand, she saved Will and put her own life at risk to do so. On the other, what was she thinking? does she know how stupid she is? the one thing JJ couldn’t stand other than losing Will is losing Emily too.

#jennifer jareau #emily prentiss #jemily #jj x emily #seriously #like that should have been a scene right #where was the thank you for saving my husband from a literal BOMB #I’m glad you didn’t get blown up either

[stone-stars]

Transcript:

Emily: Between finches and Jack Skellington, those are my favorite things to accuse Murph of loving! [Caldwell and Murph laugh] Murph: Yes, that was-- [Emily laughs] Murph: Did we talk about that on the podcast ever? When we were at-- (laughs) When we were at Disneyland one time, and it got super cold, and I was just in a t-shirt and I had to buy a (barely able to get the words out) Jack Skele- Ske-- a Jack Skellington long-sleeve t-shirt? [Emily and Caldwell laugh] Murph: (through laughter) And Emily-- And I-- I was so embarrassed-- 'cause I didn't wanna be one of those-- I didn't wanna-- it was-- Emily: And I made us go in line at the Haunted Mansion so he looked like a super fan? Caldwell: Wait. Murph: (high-pitched) Yeah. Caldwell: Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. It was a long sleeve t-shirt? Murph: Right, right, okay! So, it was the cheapest thing I could buy! [Caldwell and Emily laugh] Murph: Because-- Everything at Disneyland is very expensive! Caldwell: Yeah. Murph: So I was like, I'm not gonna buy, like, a Mickey Mouse sweatshirt, because I'm never gonna wear it. I'm gonna buy a 20 dollar long sleeve t-shirt, 'cause I don't wanna spend 30 or 40 on a hoodie, right? Caldwell: Sure. Murph: So I'm like-- We happened to be by the Haunted Mansion. Caldwell: Natch. Murph: So I bought a Jack Skellington long sleeve t-shirt. But that's kind of a type of dude at Disneyland-- Emily: Didn't you try to wear it inside out? Murph: I did-- I wore it under my t-shirt. Caldwell: (laughs) Was it like a half-turtleneck? I feel like they sell those there and only there. Murph: I was kinda pulling like a Tom DeLonge, from Blink-182. Emily: It was one that had like-- It was-- Caldwell: Okay. Emily: It was one that had like, slightly too-tight of a neck. Caldwell: Okay, yeah. Yep. Murph: So I wore-- I went in the bathroom, I put on the Jack Skellington long sleeve t-shirt, and then I put my t-shirt over it. [Caldwell and Emily laugh.] Caldwell: That's smart! Murph: But then while we were on line for Haunted Mansion, Emily kept lifting my shirt up-- [Everyone laughs] --and telling Jack Skellington that I was a fan! Every statue we saw of him! So-- Caldwell: "My husband loves you." Murph: --Yes, my wife-- my wife does bully me. Both publicly and when it's just us. Emily: I mean, I gotta be honest, in line, there were people who definitely respected you. Caldwell: Right. Can I get, like, a full description of the shirt? Like what are we working with graphic wise? Emily: Like, we're talking-- Okay, all I can talk about is how ill-fitting it was. Which is like: too tight in the wrists. Too tight around the neck. Baggy everywhere else. Murph: It was a real-- It was a real K-Mart fit. Emily: Yeah! Caldwell: This seems like a shirt that was designed to be tucked in. Murph: Yeah, it was-- it's-- it's a shirt for dads with attitudes. Emily: Like, into like some-- I was gonna say, into some baggy dad jeans! That is what it deserved. Caldwell: A baggy daddy. Yeah.

#8 bit book club #emily axford #caldwell tanner #brian murphy #8bbc #naddpod #emily bullying her husband in real life is always so <3 #murph barely getting through the story my absolute beloved #8bbclips

[emilylprentiss]

criminal minds | season 7

demily moments

#i forgot how sad the dancing scene makes me someone hold my hand #criminal minds #emily prentiss #derek morgan #demily #criminalmindsedit #tvedit #usercats #userkayjay #singinprincess #gothprentiss #cm gifs #i really wanted to add in the moment during the explosion #where derek stands up and is like WHERE IS EMILY and jj fucking bOOKS it into the building lmao #i know she was going after will its just so funny that she doesnt even think she just runs into the building #bc now her husband AND wife are missing in there #a great djemily moment if you ask me #jj: this is my husband will and my wife emily and that is her husband derek #*mine

[ringzgukgak]

“You simply must honor the cock.”

Fantasy High: Junior Year | ep. 16

#i almost shared Ally’s need for a barf break this was so out of left field #and emily’s immediate ‘that’s my husband baby!’ bless her bless them #also this is all in character to me #riz gukgak #the bad kids #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #brian murphy #emily axford #the intrepid heroes #vid #also murph’s wild swing in defensive strategies from appealing to logic to straight up ‘shut UP NUH UH’ just beautiful

[alicent-archive]

Worst night of her life fr

#imagine witnessing a marriage a death and your husband almost flatlining in one night #girly was fighting demons (her in-laws) #hotd #house of the dragon #alicent hightower #queen alicent #emily carey #my own

[lithiumrox]

Matt Mercer: Shiver and Quiff

Brian Murphy: You gotta honor the Cock

Completely completely table breaking. They simply must cut to get the giggles out.

#the way Emily immediately breaks into 'that's my husband' i die #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #d20 spoilers #critical role #shiver and quiff #'i need a bio break to barf' #countdown to 'honor the cock' merch

[cosmicwhoresimpingismyliving]

I have two things to say;

1. why can’t we see him wearing this around after the event🥺

2. He probably wears this when he’s alone with his partner🥰

#he’s so cute #sir sir sir #sir! #sir please #emo husband #chicken husband #sdv farmer #sdv shane #stardew valley shane #shane stardew #shane x farmer #shane sdv #shane stardew valley #stardew shane #emily stardew valley #he’s so he’s so he’s so hot #he’s so hot #yoba he’s sexy #that’s my baby #that’s my man #that’s my wife #that’s my boy #that’s my guy #that’s my husband #leather daddy

[gods-favorite-autistic]

You gotta honor the cock

#emily just yelling ‘that’s my husband’ I love them <3 #fantasy high hours #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 #dimension 20 fhjy #d20 #d20 fhjy #fantasy high

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

Corpse Henry headcanons???

-@drinkinboilingcoffee

Oh i love him sm

Smells AWFUL like REALLY BAD. He's stuck at the corpse bloat stage and he reaks of decay but he tries to cover it up with cheap cologne which makes it WORSE.

His limbs are pretty easy to tear off all things concidered (Springtrap figures this one out all by himself!).

Repurposes an old endo-arm to replace that one his Ex took.

One of his eyes just... pops out at one point. Like while he's shaving or smth. Falls down the sink :[

He still needs sleep, actually, his insomnia is still a problem.

He doesn't need to eat, however, but he does anyways just to keep that sense of normalcy.

He doesn't have a lot of sensory feeling anymore. He's particularly blind to temperature. Thats how he keeps saying his radass monologue while probably being actually on fire.

Probably more than a little visually impaired too- even before his eye pops out.

Little things peak through the illusion disc for most people. Like he's got those jaundice'd eyes, the tips of his extremities don't have bloodflow n look purple, he still smells baaad.

Still can't get it up dying didn't help that AT ALL.

#i lov ehim so much my bloated corpse husband #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #yelling about the bear #henry emily #asks #drinkinboilingcoffee #body horror #suggestive #just a little

[1waveshortofashipwreck]

A reminder that I love you all more than Liebgott loves Hershey bars ❤️💗

#band of brothers #easy company #hbo war #hbo #emily shut up #my husband #joe liebgott #joseph liebgott #i almost typed hoe liebgott and honestly mood

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#proud husband #i love them your honor #aww #my heart #love #married #arrow #arrowedits #olicity #oliver x felicity #felicity x oliver #felicity smoak #oliver queen #stephen amell #emily bett rickards #gifset #gifs #gif #2x12 #pride