#bird bitch

[geekyarmorel]

Re8 characters and how they react to a sick reader who also demand cuddles.

Alcina:

When realizes that you're sick she engages 'mom' mode.

Instantly puts you in bed.

Refuses to let you get up.

Has all sorts of juice, water, and soups sent to you.

Does whatever she needs to done quickly so she can be by your side.

Offers to read to you.

Sits by the bed and reads to you.

Blushes softly when you snuggle over close to her as possible.

When she goes to leave she brushes your hair out of your face.

You sleepily ask her "Hold me?"

Her heart melts and she says "Of course draga mea, anything you want."

Slowly she eases herself in beside you trying to not disturb you.

When you snuggle into her side she almost turns into a puddle from melting at how sweet it was.

Absolutely refuses to part with you the remainder of your sickness

Donna:

At the first sign of you being sick she immediately starts making medicinal tea.

Has the dolls guide you to bed while she works on making soup for you.

Makes sure you have plenty of blankets because she knows the house can get a little drafty at times.

Dotes on you, making sure you always have water or something warm to drink.

She knows you like hearing her sing (rare that it is) so she sits by your bed and sings a soft lullaby to you.

It's one her mother sung to her as a young child.

She's not for sure when her hand found yours and your fingers intertwined.

Goes to let go and get some more water for you in case you wake up and need some.

When she starts to pull her hand from yours it wakes you up enough for you to whine out "No. Stay, cuddle."

Donna's face nearly combusts.

Her heart aches for you and decides she will cuddle you.

Carefully slides herself in beside you, trying to give you space.

You stir just a little and she calms you down.

"It's okay cara mea. Sleep now."

She scoots just a little closer and puts her arm over you to hold you.

Melts when you curl against her and fall back asleep.

Rests with you for a long time only leaving once you wake up so she could bring you more soup.

Heisenberg:

It took him a little bit to realize you were sick

But as soon as he realized he grumbled "Get to bed dumbass."

Once you were in bed he gave you a glass of water before going back to work.

He worked for a while before his gut said to check on you.

When he checked on you, you were shivering and running a high fever.

"I'm cold." You whine and that's when he knew it was bad.

If you were cold in his factory.....fuck that wasn't good at all.

He won't say he worriedly called Donna, he'll absolutely deny he was worried.

Donna knew he was though as he asked her for medicine and some kind of soup for you.

She had it ready that afternoon and he quickly picked it up before coming back to you.

"Hey wake up kid." He said, his voice a bit rough. "Take your medicine."

You resisted at first but when he pulled you into his lap you immediately gave in.

Once you took it he tried to put you down but you clung to him.

"Cuddle me, please?"

He gives in and slips you and him in the bed after kicking off his boots and removing his hat and sunglasses.

Will later refuse to admit he snuggled you close and played with your hair to lull you to sleep.

Also refuses to admit that it made him happy to take care of you after all you've done to take care of him.

And when you run to vomit he holds your hair out of your face if needed.

"I got you. Had some of these days myself, of course I was really drunk but still."

Mother Miranda:

Oh when she realized you were sick she almost had a panic attack.

It made her think of how her little Eva got sick and never recovered.

She was terrified of losing you as well.

Even though she never showed how nervous she was on the outside, inside she was scared to death.

"Go to bed, I can do this myself."

You honestly thought you made her mad by being sick since she didn't show much emotion.

Getting in bed you sniffled, trying not to cry.

Miranda found she couldn't work because all she could think of was you and being worried.

She gave up and went to the kitchen, fixing a bowl of your favorite soup.

She also procured some medicine for you to take.

When entering your room she noticed you had been crying.

"What's wrong?"

"I'm sorry I'm sick and I can't help you bring back Eva." You answer, refusing to look at her.

Miranda sets down the bowl on your nightstand.

"You don't need to apologize. Your health is important to me, we need to take care of you so when we get our Eva back we can be there for her."

You felt better and sat up in bed, letting her sit by you and hand you your soup.

After eating and taking your medicine you laid down to rest, when noticing Miranda was about to leave you reached out and asked "Don't leave me, stay and cuddle me?"

Miranda practically melted on the inside, laying down in a comfortable position she curled her wings around you to the best of her abilities.

Cue you falling asleep in a cocoon of soft feathers.

Miranda eventually slips out to grab some work before coming back and slipping beside you once again.

She won't admit it but later she presses three sweet and tender kisses to your forehead before curling herself up with you and finding sleep herself.

#alcina dimitrescu #resident evil village #tall vampire lady #dimitrescu #re8 alcina #mother miranda #re8 mother miranda #re8 heisenberg #re8 dimitrescu #karl heisenberg #metal daddy #bird bitch #alcina x reader #daddy heisenberg #heisenberg x reader #miranda x reader #donna beneviento #re8 donna #donna × Reader #geeky writes

[ghost-n-butteredtoast]

AO3 hack has us all ugly crying like Mother Miranda...

...perhaps we should pray to the Black God.

#ao3 is down #ao3 #resident evil village #mother miranda #bird bitch #fanfiction #moldy tears

[noctus-le-failure]

Uhhh, here's an oc. Yes I am aware we have the same name. No he's not me. He actually came first lmao<3

#oc #sketch #wip #bird bitch #hyperfixation #on barn owls #i researched weird things as a kid.... #like barn owls #a lot...

[boochrry]

I hate you

but I love you

But I hate you

#Bird Bitch #Walmart Hawks #Go fuck yourself #Ilysm #Lmk #lmk shitpost #shitpost

[ironicfury]

Oh, look, it's Mother Miranda's favorite candy. 🤣

#mother miranda #re8 mother miranda #re8 #re8 village #bird bitch #crow bitch #crow lady #mother miranda loathes normal sweets #black licorice is the devil's favorite candy so it fits #black licorice

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

(tw blood)

#birds of a feather #feralnette au #my art #tw blood #marinette's the only bitch here stubborn enough to stay for the tea when her body is experiencing magical metamorphosis

[bxdbxdboy]

She totally hears a sad little bitch boy talking shit.” 

#ic #belos #Bird Bitch #canon div luz #dash comm #🎳B-Boy

[funtergeist]

hey girl uhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh u

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #falin touden #falin #myart #idk #oh no they combined my two favorite things weird bird creatures and fat bitches what shall i do

[pleading-the5th]

ok i need to find the people obsessed with puppets WHERE ARE YOU BITCHES

im talking The Muppets, Fraggle Rock, Welcome Home, My Friendly Neighborhood, etc WHERE IS THE FANDOM REVEAL YOURSELVES

#the muppets #the muppet show #fraggle rock #sesame street #welcome home #dark crystal #my friendly neighborhood #puppets #welcome home puppet show #jim henson #kermit the frog #boober fraggle #big bird #welcome home wally #i love wally #dont hug me im scared #WHERE ARE YOU BITCHES AT

[rednecrotic]

Love how tumblr has made a tiny changed report spam to report spam and/or bot So small but so helpful and makes me feel better that every time I report porn scam bot, I know I’m using the correct method

#Unlike other platforms who make it nearly impossible to report anything dubious cause they have a garbage report system cause they don't #want to actually do there fucking jobs in keeping their platforms safe #bird bitch #& #Instacrap

[assiraphales]

some birds r so loud like girl WHO are you talking to rn. no one’s replying. you’re being left on read. ur coming off way to strong & that’s embarrassing for the both of us

#I love birds btw #but this lil bitch outside me windows …… #are you talking to me ???

[geekyarmorel]

another one cuz you’re writing 🤌 *chefs kiss*.

the four lords with a very touchy and affectionate s/o? like far more than the normal person

Considering I'm a very affectionate person I dig this. Let's go.

Alcina:

This woman loves the fact that you're so affectionate with her.

She adores that you aren't scared to touch her like so many are.

Of course she's fond of the touches you give when you want to have sex with her but heaven help her when it comes to just the little touches you give her daily. The soft ones just meant to show her your love, they're 🤌

Little touches like brushing her hair behind her ear, a tender brush across her cheek, the barely there feeling of your hand touching her thigh as you walk around her, the gentle interlocking of your fingers with hers as you lift her hand to press a kiss to it.

She's taken to pulling you to bed so she may lay her head in your lap and you could play with her hair and gently trace her face.

Don't even get her started on your kisses and embraces. Oh she could make a list to the moon and back of reasons why she loves them, though she doubts even that would be enough room to complete it.

The trailing kisses along her jaw and neck, the deep lingering kisses that you place on her lips. The soft kisses that you place on her palm or back of her hand. The soft kisses you place on her stretch marks and wrinkles, how she just melts.

It's common to find you just sitting in her lap all snuggled up to her.

You once were worried that you might have been to clingy, Alcina quickly assured you that she loved the way you were very affectionate and all.

Donna:

In the beginning she was a little thrown off by how touchy and affectionate you were. She's been so used to being by herself that having someone want to touch her is something she has to get used to.

At first you limit how affectionate you are, asking permission to touch her before doing so.

It took a bit but eventually she felt comfortable for you to initiate the touches without her permission. And when you slowly got more affectionate she fell hard for it.

She loved how you would come into any room and greet her with a kiss to her cheek.

Sometimes when she was cooking you would come up behind her, your hands either settling on her hips or wrapping her in your arms before pressing a kiss to her cheek or neck.

She loved the light touches you would share. The way your hand would brush hers when passing things between you, how you would brush hair out of her face while she worked, the way you were unafraid to touch her scar.

The way you would lay on her or hold her in return in bed or on the couch.

It never occurred to her that you might have been what some called clingy, all the affection that you gave her was perfect in her mind.

Salvatore:

It confused him that you even wanted to touch him let alone be affectionate.

He cried the first time you held his face and kissed him.

He also cried when you assured him this is a relationship you wanted.

He quickly fell in love with every little touch and bit of affection you gave him.

How you weren't afraid to hold his hand, how you'd adjust his bone crown when he needed it. He loved that you wanted to spend time with him even when he was in the water.

He would melt when you scatter kisses all over his face, nuzzle your nose into his, or pull him into a hug.

He practically bragged about you to anyone willing to listen. Though he was nervous when Heisenberg came to visit, afraid you might like him better. But the way you looked at him and held him assured Salvatore that you loved him.

Heisenberg:

Not going to lie he was very weirded out at first by how much affection you showed him. But he took to it quickly.

He loved how you would help him bathe, washing his hair with care. Often time braiding it to keep it out of his face.

Whenever he sat down, you were immediately in his lap (it quickly became a habit for him to immediately open his arms for you to snuggle against him when in his lap).

He loved your little touches like when you would brush your hand against the back of his. He would often time reciprocate and slide his hand into yours so you could intertwine your fingers.

He loved how you would nuzzle into his neck or chest when you wanted him to hold you, how you would cup his face in your hands and just look at hin lovingly.

The little light touches on his biceps when you would peek at his work, the gentle touch of your lips on his shoulder as you hugged him from behind.

His favorite thing was how you were never short on seeking his lips for kisses. Whether it was a soft innocent kiss or a harsh and hungry kiss it never failed to make his world that much brighter.

Alcina did try to mock how clingy you were one time when he brought you for a meeting. He simply pulled you closer, kissed you, and told her to "Fuck off Supersized Bitch. You're just jealous you don't have anyone."

He made sure to cuddle you tighter that night.

Mother Miranda:

It had been a long time since anyone had shown her any type of affection so it took some time for her to get used to it.

She was fond of the little touches that you would give her. The way you would settle your hands on her waist and press a kiss to her neck as you buried your face into it. Or how you would gently tilt her chin so you could place a delicate kiss by her lips.

In all her other relationships she was the big spoon, but with you and all your affection had lowered her guard. She let herself be the little spoon more, the feeling of being held securely to your front felt like heaven.

She loved how when you let her lay on you that your hands would drift over to her wings, delicately tracing them and massaging the muscles there and on her back.

The little kisses you would pepper across her nose and cheeks never failed to bring a smile from her.

The only time you could not be affectionate with her was while she holding meetings with the Lords or appearing to the village.

It upset you the first time and reflected later as you weren't your normal self. She took you in her arms and assured you that while sometimes she couldn't accept your affection did not mean she didn't want it.

"I will always want you, without a doubt. May I have the affection that I missed?"

You always cuddle her hard after one of these appearances. And she isn't short on giving you her own affection.

#alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #resident evil village #tall vampire lady #re8 alcina #dimitrescu #mother miranda #donna beneviento #re8 mother miranda #karl heisenberg #re8 heisenberg #re8 beneviento #metal daddy #lady beneviento #lord heisenberg #four lords #bird bitch #salvatore moreau #re8 moreau #resident evil moreau #geeky writes

[cadere-art]

A collection of diving birds.

A kingfisher, a pelican, an osprey, and a booby.

#birds #art by me #tritone #kingfisher #booby #osprey #pelican #i'm back bitches! #well. not really because i'm actually in the very last stretch of my thesis. but the move is done enough that i have some bandwitdh to draw #next month though... watch out #in a very birdy sort of mood lately. so. more birds coming is likely

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Track list for Fig and the Cig Figs independently published Junior Year album (officially named “Infaethable”)

Teenage Rebellion

Night Yorb (a heavy metal banger)

Summer Scaries

Devils Nectar

Time Quangle (a love song about Ayda)

Multiclass (Gorgug sings on this!)

The Ballad Of Lucy Frostblade (Kristen was the one who convinced Fig to write this)

So Late, So Tactical

Do You Have A Fucking Warrant

Cassandra (Can You Hear Me)

Hall Of Mirrors

President Applebees (written entirely in the night after Kristen gets elected by a drunk Fig with extremely drunk notes by Kristen)

Raging For Love (inspired by Gorgug, of course)

The Elven Oracle (Has A Day Job) (So Stop Bothering Her)

Maximum Legend

Fury Of The Ball

Cursed

Infaethable

The Bad Kids

#i neeeeed fig to go indie it’s her destiny #she promises each of them that she’ll dedicate at least one song to them and then dedicates a track to each of them individually #sklondas seething a tiny bit that she called riz the ball but he won’t stop playing it so it keeps getting stuck in her head #adaine summons mephits to help with her track #you can hear her in the background near the end yelling ‘yeah!’ and ‘fuck off!’ #fabian wanted his to sound like a shanty but fig said it wouldn’t go with the vibe of the album #they eventually compromised by having the noise of waves and seagulls subtly in the background throughout #kristen actually cried the first time fig played the ballad of lucy frostblade for them #summer scaries sounds like an olivia rodrigo song #gorgug gets a sick drum solo in raging for love #time quangle opens with fire crackling and a bird cawing and a quiet clip of ayda saying ‘I love you’ before the instrumental starts #fig stuck a quiet sound clip of gilear saying ‘oh fuck’ and then a louder sound clip of her saying ‘oh fuck!’ in cursed #devils nectar is one of the slower tracks on the album #hall of mirrors is heavily inspired by the events at evil mordred and baron so you can hear a lot of influences from baronesian music in it #fig has a fucking sick as hell guitar solo and a couple of samples from just the bottomless pit in general in infaethable #Gorthalax also gets some lyrical input on it #fig manages to get a clip of riz saying ‘the ball bitch!’ to kalvaxus in freshman year to put in fury of the ball #is this too long for an album? maybe but who cares I love this #a good portion of the profits made from the album goes towards college for the party #having thoughts about fig and the cig fig’s Junior year album #autism (mads) speaks #fantasy high #fhjy #fig faeth #fantasy high junior year #dimesnion 20 #d20 fantasy high #fig and the cig figs

[ch3rie-pop]

I’ve been hoarding these for a hot minute I apologize

FEAST SCP-049 STANS!!!!

Biblically accurate plague doctor and fellow my beloved

I changed his design up a bit so it makes more sense to how he looks canonically

#my art #SCP #scp fanart #scp 049 #SCP-049 #scp 049 j #the plague fellow #the plague doctor #WHERE ARE YOU AT 049 STANS??? #scp 049 x reader #scp 049 x y/n #listen #when halloween rolled around I could not stop thinking about the dear doctor #he’s just #b e a u t i f u l #BUT ALSO PEOPLE ARE MISSING HIS RESTING BITCH FACE #resting scowl face #resting grimace face #idk lol #POINT IS HE IS NOT A CALM BIRD HE IS CONSTANTLY PESTERED BY THE PESTILENCE #Oki that’s it lol #you get me

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 98

So there’s been a leucistic raven around the area I live and they are giving me ideas. 

 Danny is having fun. He’s on vacation! Sort of. Look, the GIW can barely find ecto-animals, and apparently being a halfa means that once Amorpho helped him with shapeshifting, he was golden. Well not literally, apparently his form’s coloration is based on his hair. So. But even then, who expects a raven of all things to be stopping crimes? Or aiding them. Look, the plant-lady has the right idea and he thinks Sam would adore her. Er, as long as she doesn’t kill anyone that is. 

 And Clockwork even gave his approval to do some time shenanigans too! Apparently there’s some super-speed heroes who he’s getting frustrated with and he’s allowed to follow them back in time to mess with their own stumbling through the time stream. Or something, does he really care? No, he’s on vacation! 

 But his absolute favorite has to be this sad funky british man and this age-shifting magic boy. He of course brings them all the best gossip- and food for the kid. Look, just because he’s on vacation doesn’t mean he’s gonna’ be heartless. He remembers how it is as a teenage-hero and the kid is like, ten so. 

 Though he’s pretty sure Mr sad-trench coat dude knows he’s not a normal raven but it’s hilarious to hear him try to figure it out. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #the speedsters are all *swearing* they've seen this specific bird before #They have a conspiracy board trying to keep track of the 'immortal raven' #Danny likes Ivy- she reminds him of Sam #Ivy has no idea why this random raven will give her should-be extinct seeds but she's not complaining #Danny is playing favorites with Billy and Constantine #He also likes to mess with the batfam but Gotham ghosts sometimes practice cannibalism so he doesn't go often #Gotham likes him well enough but the curses are a bitch #But this funky trenchcoat conman is *hilarious* #He mus give All the gossip from hell and the realms and everything #Billy is shrugging about the raven #Must be magic #Or maybe like Tawny #Klarion is cackling in the background