If Bianca Met This Character Part 5: Clarisse La Rue
Feat. Baby Nico and Baby Frank
Bianca, meeting up with Clarisse cuz they need a battle plan for the next CoF: La Rue!
Clarisse: About time, di Ange-*notices that she's holding Nico*...you brought your brother?
Bianca: I can't just leave him.
Nico: Hi, Clari!
Clarisse: Hi, pumpkin. *to Bianca* di Angelo, you're here on business.
Bianca: I know but no one's-
Frank: Clarisse
Clarisse: Yes, Frank?
Frank: Can you play with me?
Clarisse: Aw, buddy, I'm sorry. I have to work right now.
Frank: Aww :(
Clarisse: Hey, how about you play with him? *points to Nico*
Frank: Who are they?
Bianca, putting Nico down: Hello. I'm Bianca, this is my brother, Nico.
Frank: Hi
Nico: Hello
Bianca: Frank, how old are you?
Frank: 12
Clarisse: Can you do something for me, Frank?
Frank: Hm?
Clarisse: Bianca and I have to work together to win the game tomorrow. Can you look after Nico for her? You two can play together while we work.
Frank: Okay.
Bianca: Nico, why don't you go play with him.
Nico: *shakes his head* No, don't wanna. Wanna stay with Bia.
Bianca: Nico, don't be rude. C'mon he wants to play with you.
Nico: No, Bia, please don't make me.
Frank, seeing the Mythomagic cards in Nico's pocket: *gaaaassssp* YOU PLAY MYTHOMAGIC TOO?!
Nico:
Nico: *pulling out his cards* Yeah. It's my favorite game
Frank, running over to his things to get his cards and shows them to Nico: ME TOO!!!
Nico: *gaaaasssp* YOU HAVE THE MANTICORE?!?!
Frank: UH HUH! I GOT LUCKY AND GOT IT ON MY BIRTHDAY!
Nico: COOL! *shows Frank his cards* LOOK!
Frank: NO WAY! YOU HAVE THE LIMITED EDITION LERNAEAN HYDRA?!?!
Nico: MHM!
Clarisse:
Bianca: ...I'm starting to think I should've just dropped him off with Conner and Travis.
Clarisse: So...battle plan?
Bianca: Let's go.
Clarisse, walking off: I'm seeing a lot of play dates in our future.
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My fav random details from TTC:
Chiron wears curlers in his tail
Artemis doesn't like when her hunters "Grow up" or "get too silly"
Grover got a black eye trying to help the hunters into their cabin.
The Hunters have a silver flag for CTF!
The Hunters have won CTF 56 times in a row
Grover camped outside the Hunters' cabin at night "Just to be near them."
All the Hunters' skin glow like they've been "taking showers in liquid moonlight"
Bianca's eyes vaguely remind Percy of someone famous but he couldn't think of who
Percy was gonna give Poseidon a seashell patterned tie for fathers day
Percy was planning on using riptide to write Christmas cards
Anytime Percy is near a beach, hippocampi will ask him to help them with their problems
Percy can see the heat of living forms and the cold of the currents when he's deep underwater
Camp sells orange thermal underwear at the store
Luke's hair was pretty grey and his scar was an ugly red as if it had recently been re-opened
Percy has always been a pretty good pitcher (but he's not really a baseball guy)
"Many mortals will fight for any cause as long as they are paid"
Grover played "race car driver" when sitting in a Lamborghini
Percy had a "The White Stripes" CD that sally loved because they reminded her of Led Zeppelin
Apollo's fake name of choice is "Fred"
Percy got freaked out talking to Bianca when the thought of her looking 12 for years after he died came into his brain.
Bianca only felt comfortable leaving Nico at camp because she figured he would be safe if there were people like Percy there
Percy really liked talking to Bianca
Bianca, after finding out how long she'd been trapped in the Lotus Casino, checked her hands to make sure they weren't wrinkled
Bianca wanted to take a hair clip shaped like a moon that turned into a Hunter's bow she found
Percy found an electric guitar shaped like Apollo's lyre
Bianca's last words were "Get it to raise its foot!"
Zoe has ancient beef with naiads
Rachel's hair is "Reddish-Brownish"
Zoe got bored and started shooting arrows at billboards and Target store signs as she was flying
Zoe dressed Percy up in a ragged flannel shirt, jeans three sizes too big, bright red sneakers, and a floppy rainbow hat
As Percy was fighting Nereus, he waved to a crowd of tourists "Yeah, we do this every day here in San Francisco".
Percy wanted to ask Nereus about Annabeth because "that's what he cared about most"
The Ophiotaurus is 500 pounds
Dionysus's blessing cause the sun to be tinted with purple, and the air to smell like wine
A guard bit his gun like it was a sword and ran around on all fours like a dog
Percy was basically about to confess that he liked Annabeth on Olympus
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Hades came, he served absolute looks, he blackmailed his nephew, he grossly misjudged the situation, his daddy issues got triggered, he did a complete 180 by deciding yes actually he is going to steal his brother's shit, that backfired, and now arguably he's more confused than he was before Percy broke into his castle.
And that's Nico and Bianca's DAD.
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