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Jeff Bezos plans to divest 50 million Amazon shares by January 31st Next Year.
#bezos#jeff#bezos jeff#lauren sanchez#elon musk#musk#jeff bezos lauren sanchez#jeff bezos worth#bezos net worth#jeff bezos net worth#bezos amazon#amazon jeff bezos#yacht bezos#bill gates#bezos wife#jeff bezos yacht#jeff bezos wife#bezos girlfriend#bezos and lauren sanchez#jeff bezos girlfriend#jeffrey bezos#jeff bezos and lauren sanchez#zuckerberg#jeff bezos 2023#jeff bezos money#koru yacht#bianca and kanye#dwyane wade gabrielle union#jeff bezos vogue#bezos vogue
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Kazuha: I don't feel comfortable around her because I don't like calling my best friend's girlfriend ma'am.
Beidou: What are you talking about? You call Lumine ma'am all the time.
Kazuha: You don't want me to call Lady Ningguang ma'am the way I call Lumine ma'am.
#hehe l.umikazu coexisting with b.eilumiguang#sitcom worthy shenanigan scenario#his best friend his girlfriend and the chinese girlboss jeff bezos are in a polycule#ales of alex#alex impacted
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andrew tate getting arrested is literally god’s gift
#HEHEHEHEH#GET FUCKED YOU WEIRDO#literally so giddy#I’ve been non stop cackling for the past ten minutes#he’s like ... my most hated person aside from musk and bezos#good riddance I hope he’s the girlfriend of some beefy sadistic dude named ivan#lady justice is my gal
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pokémon game plots will forever be some of the wildest things to grasp for me. a bunch of environmentalists dressing up like pirates actually almost drown the world. oh yeah you can also dress up your pikachu in silly outfits and pick berries for them. jeff bezos creates a death laser using gods to try and destroy france. oh yeah you can also participate in cutsy pageants w your pokémon and yassify your poodle. meanwhile, in hawaii, aliens sent by your girlfriend’s abusive mom are trying to kill everything and many of them look like lovecraftian horrors. have fun surfing on manta rays though. meanwhile, in meiji era japan, you have to battle The Devil from The Bible TWICE because this loser who’s been Just There the whole game has religious trauma and wants to fistfight god. everything wants to KILL YOU and you’re getting paid minimum wage for groundbreaking scientific research. GOD from THE BIBLE gives you an iphone -11 reality is BREAKING NOW GO CATCH 20 BIDOOF AND THREE LAKE SPIRITS
#arceus is such a comfort game really#give me more feral unhinged monstrosities i have to fistfight in the wilderness#sending my shinx out to fight gods of time and space#pokemon#pokémon#pla#pokemon legends arceus#pokemon sun and moon#pokemon volo#pla volo#volo pokemon
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Who Is Jeff Bezos’ Girlfriend? Everything to Know About Lauren Sánchez
Who hasn't heard of Jeff Bezos? He is a well-known American businessman, investor, computer engineer, commercial astronaut, and, above all, the founder of Amazon, the world's largest e-commerce company. He is also one of the world's wealthiest people. Jeff married MacKenzie Scott, a well-known American novelist, in 1993. However, the couple divorced officially in 2019. The couple has four children. Jeff fell in love with Lauren Sánchez shortly after his divorce.
Lauren Sánchez is a former entertainment reporter and news anchor who currently resides in the United States. There's a lot more to Lauren Sánchez than you might think.
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Silly Mafia au thoughts
You know your boss is involved with organised crime.
The flashy cars, men in tailored suits, call girls that come and go, and the odd hours he keeps.
It screams organised crime or some kind, or a cult.
But you’ve been able to keep it all separate from your personal life.
You have hobbies, boyfriends and girlfriends and people that fit somewhere nicely in between. Your dog is getting old but he pretends he’s still a puppy.
Who cares what goes on behind closed doors, you’re pretty sure a similar job for Bezos or Musk would hold a similar body count, but would pay significantly less.
You think nothing of it, having spent years on the cusp of that world, until you come home to a broken lock and a busted doorframe.
You don’t call the police. That would be suicide.
So you get your pepper spray ready and creep through your flat with shaky hands and a heart threatening to burst in your chest.
It’s only when you hear the jingle of your dog’s collar do you feel the dread settle over you.
“Whatever you need, please just leave my dog alone, do whatever you want to me, just let him go.”
You’re pushing through into your bedroom when you see your boss propped against your pillows, dog cuddled up in his lap. He’s bloodied and broken as you note the duct tape, tampons, and sanitary towels he’s used to patch up open wounds across his torso.
“We need to talk.”
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John price never asking you for a thing until it’s his last option.
I dunno just having high rambling thoughts 🫶🏻
#john price#mafia au#captain john price#john price mafia au#john price au#cod au#cod mafia au#tf141 mafia#tf141 au#john price x reader
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hii!! i love your fics so much. i really wanted to request a christmas oneshot with melissa x reader. where they’re married and they decide to surprise each other gifts (the readers gift to mel is the lingerie set mel has been wanting to see in the reader).
(very spicy please with some fluff and smut)
★★★𝘼 𝙜𝙞𝙛𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚★★★
Character: Melissa Schemmenti
Summary: See ask above!
Requester: Anonymous
Taglist: @inlovewithgreta @lilfartbox1
Trigger warnings (DL, DI): Smut, Mommy kink, Praise, Degradation, Top Mel/Bottom reader, Dom/sun dynamics, Vaginal fingering (Reader receiving), Oral (Reader receiving), Clitoral stimulation (Reader receiving),
Genre: Smut
A/n: This was such an awesome ask! Absolutely loved this idea 🤭
Word count: 2.2k
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You sat on the couch with your wife, laying your head on her chest as her hands fondled your hair, her nails occasionally scratching softly at your scalp. The smell of her perfume clouded your nostrils, leaving your brain foggy with only thoughts of her inside of it.
The outside smells of cookies made and candles burned were nothing more than an afterthought when your body was engulfed in the scent of your wife,
"I still don't understand how nobody at the checkout mentioned a girlfriend, like at all," Melissa's laugh broke you out of your thoughts, her eyes rolling at the ridiculous scene playing on the TV in front of you two.
"That would have been an interesting conversation, because knowing Buddy, he would have said something like 'It's for my dad actually', you know? I wish they had added that in the movie," You replied, adjusting yourself so that your head lay on the redhead's shoulder.
"I wonder how awkward that would be to film though," Melissa thought, her soft and nimble fingers wrapping strands of your hair around themselves mindlessly as if it were natural to her. "But the bloopers must be even more fun to watch,"
As the scene where Walter Hobbs is opening the gift naively given by Buddy played on the TV screen, you looked up to see your wife licking her lips with a smirk before speaking.
"Say, I'd like to see you in that," She nudged you, causing you to laugh.
"I don't think I'd look good in it," You giggled, burying your face into her out of embarrassment and the thought of yourself in such an underwear set.
"Oh come on hon," Melissa rolled her head back, looking at you with raised eyebrows and an even fatter grin. "That body of yours would fit perfectly into it, and it'd match your face, all red like that,"
You stuck your tongue out at your wife, narrowing your eyes while a new idea found its way into your head. You looked back down at the screen to watch the rest of the movie, leaving you with a miniature smirk on your lips.
You spent the rest of that week trying to find the same lingerie set from the movie, hoping to get it in time for Christmas as a surprise for Melissa.
"Damn it, why is the evil Jeff Bezos website not working?" You groaned, putting your head in your hands, closing the computer, and placing your elbow on the cold steel shell of the device.
"What's wrong hon?" Your wife asked, opening the door to your shared bedroom, only to see you visibly frustrated.
"It's nothing, my love," You smiled, pulling her in for a soft kiss.
"Alright..." Melissa looked at you with a doubtful look, squeezing your shoulder before leaving to take a shower.
You sighed, looking out the window to admire the darkness of the night, smiling softly as you noticed a couple of snowflakes stick to the window before eventually melting from the warmth of the glass.
You thought hard for a moment before you felt a lightbulb go off in your head.
"Ava..."
"So, it's usually about 40 bucks off my shop, but because you're my employee and my best friend, it's half off," Ava smiled mischievously at the situation you were in.
"Thanks, Ava," You rolled your eyes, handing her the cash before grabbing the bag. "We will never talk about this, Amazon was down," You blushed.
"Will do, baby boo," The principal smirked, shooing you away to resume watching Love Island.
You shot your friend the middle finger, shutting the door to her office, and stuffing the bag inside your purse.
When Christmas morning finally arrived after what seemed like just a blink of an eye, a warm blanket of silence covered the house. It had been such a hectic morning of gifts and surprises that the silence felt good. The two of you sat side by side, taking in the moment and the ardency of one another. The fire brought a comfortable warmth around you, and a delicious breakfast made by your wife sat untouched on the table, as it was meant for later. All that mattered now was sharing the day together and enjoying the silence. No sounds of unwrapping or exclamations of surprise, just the calm air lingering between you two while you looked through the photo book Melissa had given you.
"So Princess, do you like it?" Melissa asked, watching as you held a soft photo book from your wedding.
"I love it so much Mel," You replied, tears brimming at your eyes as you flipped through each photo, laughing softly at the goofy ones.
"But, I still have one more gift to give you," You smiled, shooting her a wink and standing up to go to your bedroom to get changed into the surprise.
Your partner sat there while you got dressed, texting Barbara a thank you for the help with the photo book, unaware of the spicy surprise waiting for her.
You swiftly pulled the straps to the lingerie onto your shoulders, your fingers moving to graze softly on the fluffy edges of the fabric.
"You almost done in there, hon?" Melissa laughed at how long you were taking while she cleaned up the wrapping paper.
"Y-Yeah I'll be out in a second!" You replied, opening the door and stepping out into the hallway.
Your arms folded in front of your body as you walked behind Melissa, tapping her softly on the shoulder and watching her turn around swiftly.
"So, what-" The redhead was cut off by the sight of you in the lingerie.
Her mouth was hanging slightly open, all the moisture in there going straight to her core.
The lingerie sat tightly against your body, showing off every inch of your figure. A warm red fabric with white trimming covered the top part of the outfit, clinging to your curves and framing your breasts beautifully. You paired the underwear with a pair of white fishnets and red lipstick, as you knew Melissa loved when you wore that shade of red.
"Oh...Jesus Christ Hon," Melissa gasped, walking up to you and cupping your breast with her hand and your chin with the other. "You look delicious," She practically groaned, pinching your nipple tightly to elect a whimper from you.
"F-Fuck-" You let your head fall onto her clavicle, biting your lip almost as roughly as your wife was being with your tits.
Her palm fell from your chin, pushing you back from her embrace to get the perfect view. Her soft and gentle fingers trailed over your exposed skin, your flesh raising once the tips finally left the area.
"I can't believe this is all mine, these tits, this face, everything about you," Your wife spoke in a husky tone, moving her lips to your neck, leaving soft blue marks on your otherwise [skin color] skin.
"P-Please Mel-" You pleaded, the pain causing the heat in your core to bubble up.
"Ah ah ah-" She tutted, pinching your nub tighter. "What do you call me?"
"Mommy..." You corrected yourself, pressing your body against her, moving your hips so your clit rubbed up against her thigh.
The older woman quickly and harshly swatted your button, watching with a grin as you shivered from the sudden sting.
"Good girl..." The redhead chuckled. "Now, I'm gonna take full advantage of this Christmas present," She spoke, grabbing you and dragging you upstairs.
When she finally made her way to your bedroom, she pushed you onto the bed with a simple flick of her hand, her green eyes watching how your tits bounced as your back hit the mattress like a predator stalking its prey before going to devour it.
"Please do mommy, I got this just for you," You breathed out, spreading your thighs apart to reveal your soaked cunt.
The redhead's emerald eyes widened, and an amused expression made its way onto her facial features.
"Fuck...now this is the bow on top," Melissa licked her lips, wasting no time and immediately burying her face in you, her tongue working wonders as it plunged in and out of you, only pausing to k the tips of her fingers.
Her digits swiftly went to rub on your clit, moving in circles that shot chills up your spine.
Your body was engulfed in a deep warm feeling that started from within and spread out to the rest of your body. Your brain clouded with nothing but a feeling of intense pleasure, relaxation, and even ecstasy as you cried out her name.
"Yeah princess, taste so good," Your wife hummed into your sensitive pussy, the soft vibrations adding to the waves of pleasure pulsating throughout your body
You can feel yourself breathing heavily and panting as your body began to tremble with pleasure.
"Mommy, I-I...Oh God!" You cried, your legs shaking violently from the stimulation on your sensitive button.
Your hand dug into her hair, your thighs clenching around the sides of her head.
Her tongue flicked around your folds, the sweet taste of your release settling on her tastebuds as she savored each lick she gave to your sensitive pussy. Her green eyes rolled back into her head, internally questioning how someone could taste as addicting and as delicious as you did.
But she wasn't done with you. She wanted to hold off your release for as long as possible like always. She was always such a tease, and with your new outfit, the redhead only wanted to watch your body squirm around even more than usual.
"Such a fucking whore," Melissa sighed, removing her mouth from your pussy to your dismay, releasing a laugh from her pretty pink lips when you let out a pleading moan.
The redhead ran her hand through her hair, licking her lips clean of your juices before running her hands up and down your body, squeezing at your breasts to elect more of your delicious sounds for her to relish in.
"Please, Mommy, don't tease!" You whimpered, rubbing your thighs for any sense of relief from the ache between your legs.
Melissa didn't respond to your whines and pleas, only spreading your legs with her strong hands.
"Surprising me with lingerie, knowing I'd fuck your brains out," She growled, bending down to kiss your neck, nibbling at your earlobe before plunging three of her fingers inside your tight hole.
Your toes curled tightly and your back arched, your hands that were gripping at the sheets the only thing keeping you from going completely off the edge.
"Oh f-fuck!" You choked out, your voice turning into a mixture of whimpers and cries as your wife's slender fingers rubbed up against your walls, collecting a white ring at the bottom that increased in visibility the more she pumped in and out of your tight walls.
"Yeah, such a good girl, taking my fingers with your pretty pussy," Melissa muttered, trailing her mouth down your figure before finally attaching her lips to your puffy clit, giving you the much-needed relief.
"Ahh~!! God! I'm going to come! Going to come!" You practically sobbed, your eyes rolling back into your head, the feeling of the redhead sucking on your sensitive nub too much for you to handle.
Just because of her fingers' movements, carefully perfected after years of being your partner, your body immediately became nothing more than a malleable and shaking sex puddle.
"God damn it, you're so easy hon," Your wife smirked, her expression predatory and seductive as she edged you on, her thrusts increasing in speed before slowing down whenever you were about to finish.
"Only for you- Please- Mommy, I need to come!" You cried out, wrapping your hands around Melissa's biceps for more connection to her, your fingernails leaving soft crescent moon indents in her milky skin.
"Then do it baby, make a mess on my fingers and my face," Melissa purred, giving your clit tiny little kitten licks with her agile tongue.
"Fu-Fuck-!! Mommy~!!" You screamed, your back relaxing as the relaxation from your release took over your body, a soft 'oomph' coming from the mattress once your body fully hit the soft plush.
You laid there, your eyes hooded and legs shaking, watching as Melissa sat down next to you, pulling you onto her lap.
"That- Holy shit..." You muttered, unable to say anything else due to the fogginess inside of your head.
The redhead opened your mouth, pushing one of her soaked digits inside, allowing you to clean it whilst tasting yourself.
"I think that was my favorite gift this year," She winked suggestively, pulling out of your mouth.
"I'm glad," You laughed, your head clearing up from how dumb-fucked you were. "Merry Christmas, my love,"
"Merry Christmas Amore," Melissa smiled, stroking away the hair that clung to your forehead. "Why don't we go get that breakfast I made? I don't want it getting cold after all,"
"Good idea," You agreed, attempting to stand up, only for your wife to sweep you off your feet and into her arms.
"I think you need to give these things a little rest," She teased, squeezing your thigh softly before making her way down the stairs.
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If you enjoyed reading this, don't forget to like, reblog and comment! Thank you and you are loved <3
-Akira
#Melissa Schemmenti#melissa schemmenti x reader#melissa schemmenti imagine#abbott elementary#lesbian#bisexual#pansexual#wlw#wlw ns/fw#nblw#nblw ns/fw#wlw and nblw only#smut#fluff#lisa ann walter#Akira writes
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In case you need a laugh tonight...
John Travolta is 6'2. Samuel L. Jackson is also 6'2. Here's a picture for comparison. It's from the 2022 Oscars.
Or, at least he was 6'2 when he was dancing with Diana. Look at their eye levels in this picture; there's a difference of about two inches. We know that Diana was 5'10 and she wore a heel of 2", which would put her at 6' tall. This picture confirms there's about a 2-3" difference in height between them.
Now let's look at a few more people.
Prince William is 6'3. Prince Harry is 6'1. In this pair of pre-Meghan photos, you can see their height difference clearly while standing (somewhat) shoulder to shoulder.
Above, from the Heads Together launch in May 2016. Below, from Pippa's wedding in May 2017.
Why specifically use pre-Meghan photos? Because once Meghan moved in and did her Girlfriend Makeover to Harry after the engagement, Harry began wearing lifts in his shoes to look as tall as William. Most famously at this event, the unveiling of Diana's statue in the Kensington Palace Gardens, July 2021.
Okay, so let's recap: Prince William is 6'3. John Travolta is 6'2. Harry is 6'1.
Then how is this possible?
This is easily a 3-4" height difference. The standard men's heel height in a dress shoe is about 1".
But wait, y'all. It gets funnier. Jeff Bezos is 5'7. Lauren Sanchez is 5'3 and she usually in pretty tall high heels, so let's say she's 5'7 in heels.
Now, Bezos looks a little bit taller and Travolta a little bit shorter because of their anges and position - Bezos is closest to the camera, Travolta furthest (note his body turned behind Lauren). But angles, positions, and perspective do not make Harry loom over the three of them like a giant.
So what do you think? Did Harry go to Ron DeSantis's bootmaker or did he borrow Meghan's shoes for the night?
One last question: Has Harry ever looked at Meghan the way he looked at John?
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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers <3
Hi Zia!! Thank you so much for the ask, I'm really excited to share my answers here! It was real hard to pick, but I had fun!!
5 - My girlfriend!! We met on tumblr years ago when I was looking for an artist to commission, and found out she lived real close by! We became friends, and then it all just kinda snowballed from there really. We really enjoy each other's company, and usually call once a day at night before bed to spend a little time together! She means a lot to me, and I'm really happy to have met her! I really love her, she means the world to me, and I always do my best to make sure she knows that. y'know what she's asleep right now but I'm gonna message her and tell her how much she means to me thank you for making me think about her
4 - My family! My sister especially; we're very close, and love to do pretty much everything together. I usually watch her play games on some of her consoles, maybe we'll watch shows together, all kinds of stuff. She's always been there for me and helped me be the person I am today, so I really appreciate her and all she's done for me! This also includes my cats. Me and my sister jointly own three cats; Quinn, the oldest (and my profile picture), Binky (looks just like Quinn but smaller), and Leon (typical white and orange cat). They all mean a lot to me! I try not to take their companionship for granted, even if they wake me up at all hours of the night lol
3 - Space & space exploration! Really, mostly just in our own solar system. And for the exploration part, just stuff from the 70s-80s and concepts from then. I really love the optimism of the 70s, and all they had thought we would achieve by now. And honestly, a lot of concepts developed around that time still hold up to this day; O'Neill cylinders, space-based solar power, maglev-based launchers, stuff like that! I really hope someday we can get rid of these capitalist chains and focus on making the world and universe a brighter place. I'm a firm believer that we're here to spread the gift of life as far as possible, allowing for as many beings as possible to enjoy the experience of… well, being. Life is very precious, and I fully believe that the exploitation and development of space is something we need to do in order to help bring the gift of life to as many worlds as possible. That being said, I hate Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and every single astrocapitalist asshole who dreams of turning the stars into nothing but lifeless ash with a burning passion. I hope they all choke. Also, my favorite objects in our solar system are Uranus and her moons, and Venus lol
2 - Music! I know it gets said a lot, but music is a very important thing for me. I don't listen as much as I used to, but I still try to as much as I can. I usually listen to stuff only from the 1960s-1990s, but I do branch out every now and again! I really love folk music from the earlier part of that time frame, with musicians like Norma Tanega, Emitt Rhodes, Jim Sullivan, and more taking up a large amount of my favorites there. I also really like international music, especially Soviet stuff! It's so interesting to hear the different melodies and instruments, as well as singing styles. It's such a neat crossroad of cultures, there was so much interesting & beautiful sounding stuff! It's a shame that it's largely ignored over here in the west.
Also, I'm currently on a big Telex kick right now, though! They were a Belgian band from the late 70s into the 80s, and made music that was synthesizer only. I've liked them for quite some time, but it's just kinda coming back full force right now! On top of that, I will admit... Sometimes autism gets the better of me and I can and will listen to a song dozens of time in a row lol.
1 - My book series I'm writing and developing! I really don't like to talk about it (shy + nervous), but it means a lot to me. I'm chronically ill and can't really do too much, so writing has been one of the only things I can do when I get the energy. Even then, progress is far and few between, but it's better than nothing! Long story short, it's a hard sci-fi novel series about an alien race's journey in exploring their world, system, and beyond. Despite being about space exploration and first contact between them and us, it's more about love, friendship, and finding your own place in the universe than it is about war, action, or anything like that. I wanted to write this because I was tired of the typical "woahhh aliens are invading..." type of thing; I wanted something more about understanding and kindness, rather than about hatred and fear.
I've got like... 7 books total planned, with three of those being "prologues" but still like +70k words each. It's a long, arduous process, but it's something that I'm proud of and happy to do. I honestly don't know what my long term plans are for it, if I'll publish it or not. If I do, I'll probably make sure I have at least two of the other books done first, that way I have time to let myself work on the others at my own pace. I do love talking about it, but more likely in private than on my public blog; I'm incredibly shy lol
Thank you so much for this ask, it was a lot of fun! I'll be sure to spread it to some of my friends here, then. I really appreciated this!
Take care, and have a good rest of your day!!!
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jeff bezo being like "i'm going to give away money" because his ex wife made him look bad and then saying "it's really hard" (which is surprisingly enough exactly mackenzie scott said, except that she said it after having given money to over a thousand preexisting organizations) and appearing with his girlfriend for an interview like it wasn't even his whole own idea this time although you might be inclined to think it was some kind of revenge thing, inventing a foundation with his name on it "to combat climate change" when he is personally one of the world's largest producers of unnecessary product packaging and one of the worst with regards to union busting and extreme wage exploitation, and then walking up to dolly parton and handing her a hundred million dollars like "do you know what to do with this??" is beyond parody
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Prompt: Do you even know what this means
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Destiel
It doesn’t matter what Sam says – and he even seems to have learned his lesson in that regard, since he thankfully hasn’t complained about Dean’s life choices for months now, although that might have to do with his new girlfriend Sarah – Dean loves his little antique book shop, and he has never regretted that he bought it on a whim back when he was eighteen and Mr. Bythell wanted to retire.
Yes, some clients can be a handful, and he has several opinions about Amazon that he knows to keep to himself lest they get back to them and he gets buried under the power of Jeff Bezos, but still. There are a lot of wonderful moments when he finds a rare book or can help someone who has been desperately seeking for a title or just needs a break from the stress of every day life. It might be frustrating that he can’t afford a full-time employee, but Charlie and Gilda are always happy to help out, and students like Kevin are happy to take any summer job that presents itself.
And so, he has no plans of changing things. He lives his life, he sells and buys books, there are game nights with Charlie and Gilda and Andrea and Benny and Crowley, when he can get his friend to admit he is actually having fun during those, and everything’s fine.
And then things change, although not in the way he would have assumed if he had expected them to.
Because today the door bell rings out and a new customer comes in. Now, that’s nothing new in and out of itself, but the guy is – to be perfectly frank – hot.
And he says that as someone who has had his fun, if you know what he means.
Still.
“Hey” he greets him, strolling towards him. “Can I help?”
He blinks at him, looking ever so slightly confused and rumpled and oh God, Dean is in trouble. “I just moved here” he then informs him abruptly. “I’m Castiel Novak.”
“Like the angel?” he asks, only learning later he’s the only one who’s ever reacted that way.
Castiel blinks at him again and Dean holds out his hand. “Dean Winchester.”
Two months later
“You should try and do more with the internet.”
Apart from the fact that Cas just pronounced the word as if he has never heard of wi-fi, Dean can’t help but shake his head. “We all know how that would end.”
“I don’t mean just an online-shop. I was thinking about a book subscription service – they are all the range, these days. Maybe something like a mystery box, the sort of thing people unbox on YouTube. People would subscribe and you could choose the books.”
So Cas, who lives in a house where the electricity barely works, just asked him to – “Do you even know what this means?” he asks because he can’t help it – is he really supposed to believe that someone who dresses like Columbo has any idea what the internet is?
“I do sell my honey online” Cas says, sounding almost disappointed, and he’s quick to do damage control.
“Sorry, man. It’s not a bad idea – not a bad idea at all – just – do you think there’d even be a market for it?”
“I don’t see why not” Cas shrugs. “You still sell books, don’t you, even though everyone seems to think they are going out of style, as they say” oh God he’s actually doing quoty fingers and it looks much much cuter than it has any right to “so why should it not work when you develop your own way of doing so in the Internet?”
It might just work, Dean reflects. And really, what has he got to lose? Yes, his bookshop, but he’s always on the brink of doing that anyway…
“Alright” he decides, “Any ideas?”
Cas looks at him and they are back at the staring one another thing, great.
Yet he can’t bring himself to mind too much.
Three years later
“Cas are you smuggling books about bees into the boxes again?”
“They are really interesting! Remember, we got several emails about them just last month…”
He can’t help but admit that, so he kisses his husband instead of saying anything. “Fine” he announces, drawing back, “but next month I get to pick the theme.”
“It’s going to be old-timers” Cas grumbles.
“Are you really going to tell me that I only have one topic of interest?”
Cas looks so guilty that Dean just has to kiss him again. “Hey, look, as long as the customers don’t mind, and they don’t seem to…”
This time when they separate, Cas is smiling at him and Dean – with the roof leaking again, a customer having tried to steal several books yesterday, and Crowley and his mother once more at odds – has never felt more blessed in his life.
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would you like take an adventure to the caverns of mamarun?
mamarun is a worldbuilding project me and my girlfriend were making mainly as a world to place a custom mtg set we were making. the major premise is that it is a world of caves with varying types of people living within it.
pt. 1: the goblins of new faros and the horrors of neoliberalism and industry
there are 5 different types of civilian within the cavern. first and most important to the cave by their sheer power are the goblins.
goblin society is highly stratified between socioeconomic classes with a huge focus on transhumanist ideals of improving themselves with the magic of industry (and also magic). their society is heavily inspired by californian style neoliberalism with a lot of hellenistic theming to them, or as I have stated to my girlfriend as San Frangrecian.
The demands for the goblins to search out self improvement through medical implants is usually done to the upper class by licensed doctors which are remarkably inaccessible to those who are already scraping by necessitating the meatsmith, a type of low class unlicensed doctor due to the cost of schooling and licensing. they generally use meat and bones instead of metal for the implants and are loved by their community by providing other more accessible care to those in need.
(agnes winchman, a meatsmith)
to the higher society the more "respected" career is the soldier which harass the other societies in the cave and represent the imperial force with the imperial core of goblin society being new faros (new light).
(marcus swallow, model soldier)
being a soldier provides great benefit and if you survive and don't end up disabled from serving your people you will be certainly treated well.
as you can see the two goblins here are very different, that is because in goblin society the beauty standard is strict and those of the high rungs often spend much on reshaping their face to appeal to the standard. smaller teeth, thinner nose and ears, well kept hair are all very important things to what the standard is for goblins as pretty.
the goblins are led by a dude named nimby (yes like the acronym) and is like if jeff bezos and elon musk hatefucked and the child grew up in the richer parts of L.A. only to become a dictator would be what nimby is like.
each society has an avatar of which they pray to, a physical manifestation of their combined desires and culture. the goblins pray to the avatar of light, a manifestation of their general belief to be the new light of the cave to bless the world through the "gift" of industry. they will snuff out anything that gets in that way so the avatar of light is also seen as a symbol of war and violence.
the goblins relation to the other groups is oft as the opressor, to the bats they steal from to feed their own society while salting their fields at the same time, treating the salamanders as a race of criminals, and the cicadas as nothing the zealous to the wrong god. the only positive tie is the goblins and the cephalids who have similarly esoteric a society.
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I just finished Nona the Ninth.
*I love how John’s backstory and reasoning starts out pretty okay, like you can understand his frustration, it seems reasonable, like yeah we all hate Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk fleeing the dying planet too, but then he just went off on some completely batshit deep end where he tied a nuke to his his bff and then BLEW UP MELBOURNE AND USE THE CORPSE OF probably the us president to START A PLANET DESTROYING WAR while still going but really. when you think of it. i was the victim
*the fact he started a cult but when they started revolting and murdering each other were yelling at him for starting a nuclear war his response was to lock himself in his room
*a barbie doll
*Gideon is so mean to everyone (esp poor Nona) bc she thinks Harrow’s dead and ie also dead and I love and hate that for her. love that her priorities are even more fucked up than Harrow’s somehow. yes my dad is evil or whatever but really i need to go fight my not girlfriends crush.
*I was curious is everyone thought Ianthe looks hideous or it was just Gideon, glad to have it confirmed Planet Earth itself thinks Ianthe looks hideous
*Nona being the earth itself is so funny because it when you think of it it’s like Earth Thinks Asymmetrical Haircuts and Scarred Women are Sexy, Earth is Horny, Earth is Pansexual but Seems to Like Women Most Poetically, Earth love Dogs, Earth Hates Redheads (really hurtful honestly) the list goes on,
*FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS?
*I’m like Nona I’d do anything for noodle
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I think people short change Pippa. Yes, she has resources, but she also has motivation and a willingness to put in the effort. There are plenty of people in this world that have resources and do not apply themselves at all...just take a look on social media if you need evidence. The fact that she furthered her education and did not just rest on being Mrs. wife of a billionaire says a lot about her character. I have been around wives of very wealthy men and Pippa's choice is not the norm.
I don’t think she is the norm either.
I look at Jeff Bezos’s current girlfriend and even though she used to have a job I think “yeah you know you scored”…
I think Pippa has done well and I will always admire her because no matter the pressure, she has never spoken a word about Kate to the press.
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i am not okay
okay so like Season 2 came out last night for me (on the 27th) and i watched the first 2 episodes and watched the rest in the morning. When I tell you I was REELING from the kiss scene oh my god.
I had to pause, step away from my computer, and start stimming and sobbing and screaming and shaking like a madman before continuing. THE WORST PART FOR ME IS THAT I KEEP REWATCHING THE FUCKING KISS SCENE LIKE WHY MUST I DO THIS MY BRAIN FEELS LIKE IT DOESN'T EVEN REGISTER THE SCENE OR SEASON 2 BEING REAL AHHHHHHHH
i would just like to say that I made a joke about James being short for Jameson and now i don't find it funny anymore for some reason- ALSO NINA CALLING MAGGIE "ANGEL" OH MY GOD. I HAD THIS IDEA OF MAGGIE AND NINA KIND OF BEING LIKE "INEFFABLE WIVES" BUT LIKE THEIR OWN PERSON AND I WASN'T THAT FAR OFF-
the fucking "Crowley's emotional support angel" made me physically pause and reload considering my ex girlfriend CALLED ME HER EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANGEL ANYWAY I ACTUALLY LOVE THAT FACT, ESPECIALLY NOW SINCE IT'S IRONY
i want to cosplay the scrunkly angel even more i just can't with myself. i'm going to rewatch the season like several times (well more like having it on in the background while i clean up and procrastinate, watching the entire season over and over). Also was it just me or did Morag look awfully similar to Dargon (i think that's her??? please i'm so bad with names i'm sorry)
honest to god i was so ready for aziraphale to ask the metatron if he could step down, especially after that kiss, but it never happened. the fact that someone said that aziraphale was brainwashed by the metatron makes so much fucking sense it hurts.
this show has me sobbing and i will wait for however long it takes for season 3 to come out because i am not going to let neil break my fucking heart like this and leave us on a cliffhanger amazon you better fucking approve season 3 on god before i come down there and you will get smitten bezos.
anyways yeah the kiss broke me and i'm going to rewatch the scene (i called it kiss™ and now idk how to feel) and then gonna go rewatch the whole season yeah (i'm not even going to go into how i went onto spotify and played an "ineffable husbands" playlist and starting crying)
#good omens#good omens 2#aziracrow#screaming crying throwing up#my heart#go2 spoilers#go spoilers#god i'm sobbing and everything hurts#every time i watch that scene i get fucking whiplash
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“Um… are we just gonna ignore the evil-looking Hypno over there?”
“Zzzzz…”
“Ok, fair.”
Hypno
Origin: Pokemon
This specific Hypno resents humanity for one thing and one thing only: the fact that they insulted his beloved trainer after she committed suicide. I think this guy needs therapy. Like, seriously. This guy is going out there kidnapping random humans (and demons) and even kills them.
Nene
Origin: Pico’s School
A suicidal girl who would kill herself for even the most minor of inconveniences. Apparently, she is dating Pico after the latter broke up with Boyfriend, although it seems this relationship is put in the test…
Sunday
Origin: VS Sunday
Carol’s ex-girlfriend who happens to be a part of a band as a vocalist. And a very loud one too, despite her drowsy demeanor. She also hates capitalism and dreams of killing Jeff Bezos.
#tw suicide mention#polls#character poll#friday night funkin tournament#Friday night funkin#Pico’s school nene#FNF Sunday#Hypno pokemon
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