#because i will stand by it

[thee-horny-thicky]

Controversial take here, but Sukuna definitely eats ass. Like, this man is a thousand year old curse that can summon mouths wherever he pleases. And, considering his disregard for humanity, why would he abide by societal limits on pleasure?

His priority is making you feel good, not following silly rules created by lesser beings.

The way you squirm as one of his mouths lap at your puckered rim is absolutely adorable, and your whines of how taboo the act is only makes him want to do it more.

The pleasure you feel once you relax enough to allow him entrance into your tight hole makes him smug. While drool slips out of your mouth, your mind blank due to how blissed out you are, he'll degrade you the entire time, teasing you for putting up such a fight when all he wanted to do is make you feel good.

When his dicks start to get too hard at hearing the wanton noises spilling for you, he sits you on a cock and summons a mouth on his hand to continue tongue fucking your ass.

And this man has stamina that's out of this world. He'll keep you there until he's satisfied, which can take hours. By that point, you're a mess, nothing but a toy for him to do what he wants with.

#jujutsu kaisen #sukuna #sukuna x reader #sukuna smut #jujutsu sukuna #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk headcanons #headcanon #sukuna headcanons #jjk x gender neutral reader #gender neutral language #Sukuna eats ass #you can fight me on this #because i will stand by it #i hope none of my irls see this #gender neutral imagine #sukuna x you #sukuna ryomen smut #ryomen sukuna

[aroacenezhaanddainsleif]

the kids share one braincell and its purpose is to help people

#i love welt standing there because it gives me the vibes of like #he knew they were all gonna reach out #so he just stood back to give jing yuan some space shdgdhd #honkai star rail #hsr #caelus #dan heng #imbibitor lunae #jing yuan #march 7th #welt yang #trailblazer #astral express #astral express crew #astral express family #stelle #hsr stelle

[beggars-opera]

I work in a museum so I am the last person you want to visit a museum with. Unless you want to hear an endless stream of "there is no way this text had input from the educational team for average visitor clarity" "the old woman next to me complained she couldn't read the didactic panel and she's right, size 20 font simply isn't sufficient for this distance and even I can't read it" and "how does the brand new wing still have coat hooks five and a half feet off the ground in the handicap bathroom stall"

#museums #I bring a certain 'accessibility guidelines suggest 60pt font for a visitor standing or sitting four feet away' that curators don't like #except my curator because she's the best

[cemeterything]

#🐉 #personally im option 1 because at least if its the second one at least some of the fault isnt mine #i can live with being unable to control or predict other people #whereas if i cant articulate myself in the first place i feel a lack of self control. which i cant stand.

[vmkhoneyy]

I think if I could be the kind stranger in someone’s memory, that’d be enough.

#sometimes I really sit and think about how much impact the sweet strangers in my life have had on me #thatve helped me keep going without ever knowing just how fucking miserable I was before them #like how can I ever repay the family that drew pictures and left them at my door as an apology for all the noise #the man who held the train door for me even after I slowed down bc I didn’t think I’d make it #the girl who held my hand at the beach because the waves were too strong for both of us to stand on our own #the nurse that charged my phone when I was at the hospital #like???? #humans are good actually #hopecore #hopepunk #the indomitable human spirit

[bioethicists]

'recovering' or 'healing' by starting to hate your former self + shame or mock others for being the way you used to be isn't actually very healing. you can acknowledge + be grateful that you have changed without transferring all your self hatred/shame onto others.

#i see so many ppl like omg i was so cringe with my b/w depression blog + my angsty posts + attention seeking #like no you were just. sad. that's how you were sad then. it's not how you are sad now. #you should have empathy for ppl like that but you don't because you still hate yourself #and you can't stand to see yourself in others because you haven't. actually done much healing lol

[violottie]

like what the fuck is even this? because this tyrannical colonising machine of death says "um no cos we dont want to" MORE PALESTINIANS HAVE TO BE KILLED?!?!!! FUCK OFF

from Al Jazeera English, 20/Feb/2024:

#this is monstrous and clear colonial genocidal madness. all because the us and the uk wanna back their settler colony buddies. ffs #fuck you if you support this #united nations #usa #palestine #free palestine #gaza #free gaza #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #i stand with palestine #this is genocide

[beanghostprincess]

not romantic. not platonic. but a secret third more passionate thing (a captain and his first mate)

#yes this is about zolu #but ngl it could be abt any first mate x captain ship out there #because why the hell are those titles so inherently homosexual #'i vow to stand by your side until the end' okay so you're married? #zolu #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #one piece #opla

[thee-horny-thicky]

Castaway

This is a snippet of a one-shot I'm working on, featuring merman Gyutaro lusting after a human! The whole thing will be posted on my Ao3 in a few days :)

Poor little human, all alone in the sea. It must be scary, floating adrift with no one to help you.

Lucky for you, you aren’t alone, nor are you without help. Since your sailboat floated into his territory, Gyutaro has gone out of his way to protect you, even against his sister.

“Why are you so interested in her?” Daki huffed as Gyutaro watched you mill about the deck. It’d how he’d begun to spend most of his days, watching you go about yours until you disappeared below the deck as the sunset. “She’s just a human.”

A pretty human, with decent survival skills and a body that’d be perfect to carry his pups.

He grunted but didn’t answer, resulting in his sister going on a spiel about how ‘plain’ and ‘weak’ you were. He ignored her.

He’d been working up the nerve to show himself to you, to initiate the courting process. Among his kind, mermaids, as you would call them, he was among the strongest but not the strongest. He wasn’t at the very top of the food chain, and his unsightly appearance made other potential mates recoil.

As he grew older, the need to breed grew stronger. He occasionally consorted with the others, but his sister was the only permanent member of his shiver.

Perhaps that was why he was so fascinated with you; he could sense that you’d be the perfect mate. Mating with humans, though frowned upon, wasn’t unheard of. There were even some instances of humans transforming into mermaids, which would solve the difference in ability and lifespan.

Benefits of being a ‘mythical’ creature, he supposed.

“Are you ever going to talk to her?” Daki sneered, her voice growing most hostile as Gyutaro continued to ignore her.

“Yes,” he quickly answered, anticipating finally getting to hear your voice up close.

He’s heard you singing and muttering to yourself, and the snippets of your voice that he’s gotten were heavenly.

He couldn’t wait until he heard it moaning his name.

“What if she rejects you?” she inquired, the singsong quality of her tone letting him know that was banking on that.

He shrugged. “Then I just take her.”

It wasn’t the ideal outcome, but he’d do whatever he had to make you his.  

A/N: It's out now!

Story link

#demon slayer #gyutaro #yandere #yandere gyutaro #gyutaro x you #gyutaro x reader #Gyutaro #Daki #demon slayer kimetsu no yaiba #kny #merfolk #mermay #mermaid #merman #Gyutaro is so fine #you can fight me on this #because i will stand by it #That's my man fr

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

After months of research and development and market testing and perfecting the first item I feel confident selling online, I have realized... that it is an incredibly niche item that only a specific subset of absolute nerds would want to buy, and I will have to do a ton of explaining the basic idea over and over again before people generally get what it is I'm even selling. RIP me

#this is like the time I spraypainted a bunch of screw heads gold #because I was putting up gold spraypainted shelf brackets and wanted these black screws to not stand out #and to make it easier I took a piece of thin cardboard and cut a series of Xes in it #then pushed the screws in a little bit and positioned it over the gap between boards on the back deck #and used my hammer to just plonk those screws into place so I could spraypaint them! #i felt so clever I posted a video of it #(gold spraypaint makes me feel giddy and childlike) #and everyone was like #“GIRL NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT DON'T TRY TO *HAMMER* YOUR *SCREWS* INTO A DECK!” #it took like. so much work to try to explain to people why this was a problem I wanted to solve #much less the mechanism by which i solved it #my brain is just. HIGHLY WEIRD SOMETIMES

[verocitea]

So I got the funniest hate comment today

#bad news guys #I must go take a sabbatical to go study game design #all because I drew sonic and Kirby standing next to each other #i speak occasionally #obvious bait but wow some people just really have nothing better to do huh? #there’s one other comment but I’ll leave it at this lol

[chatlote]

Royal Trio ❤️

#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5r #royal trio #sumire yoshizawa #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #goro akechi #shukasu #my art #i was gonna take a break today i said #i lied it seems #trying out a new way to do my art and having a lot of fun #smthg smthg symbolism because they are standing on the first but walking forward on the second eheh

[bloobydabloob]

My little awfully made guys. I think they’re endearingly bad looking

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #Can I tag this fanart…? #I think I can. it’s them #just paper versions. You know #dirk strider #jake english #dirkjake #hs fanart #blooby posting #I had to stuff their legs with blutac to get them to stand #Dirk’s legs had to be amputated and then reattached also #because he was too tall. Sorry buddy #The DirkJake tag must be so sick of me right now #Sorry guys. I will run out of steam soon #Just spam posting for no reason. Get out of here blooby

[keferon]

The official cat boy of tf fandom haha

#transformers #maccadam #snow bots au #jazz #tf jazz #idw jazz #prowl #tf prowl #jazzprowl #maybe? #idk #they don’t have that much dynamic in idw I heard #but I saw a bit of G1 #and they are practically inseparable in there #like #seriously #maybe it’s just a bunch of episodes at the start of the show. hm. idk #but they were doing everything together it was funny because that show is old and has really simple storyboarding. So. It was often just… #one of them doing something and the other one is just standing at the background awkwardly hahah #I remember there was an action scene and I realised that Prowl and Jazz hiding behind the same..uhh..thing. I don’t remember what it was #and I was like. wait. When was the last time these two was apart?.. are they glued together or what ahahah #anyway #I kinda mixed idw Jazz with G1 Jazz with tfa Jazz #because g1 and idw is classical and tfa is shaped~

[zhuzhee]

me 😳 when da watcher👁️ is ceaseless 🥵

#the magnus archives #tma #tma fanart #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #not sasha #mag165 #whats interesting abt always paintng in orange and red is actively Not Doing That #my art #im not Entirely sure how i feel abt a more desaturated vibe #i think its mostly because i just can't stand green tbh jdkdl

[musdswo]

Vamp simon would be called the Hermit

#I initially did this because I wanted to draw him floating around instead of standing #But I'm sort of getting into it as an au #adventure time #simon petrikov