#beastars incorrect quotes

[luxthestrange]

Beastars Incorrect Quotes#28 Dreams

Y/n*Eating their lunch, sitting next to Legoshi*Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup! And you were mustard, Which is weird because usually, you're mayonnaise in my dreams...Why do you suppose that is?

Y/n*Looking at him with cheeks filled with food*

Lego*Sitting next to you, listening to you intently...his tail starting to wag, as he feels his face getting warmer*....

What Legoshi sees:

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[legoshis-right-ass-cheek]

Haru: Can you turn on a light or something?

Legoshi: You're the only light I need in my life.

Haru: Legoshi, I can't fucking see.

#dense wolf boi forgets that his girlfriend doesn't have night vision #beastars #beastars incorrect quotes #legoshi #beastars legoshi #beastars haru #legoharu

[incorrectanimequotes]

Louis: apparently some people think my boyfriend’s a little scary

Haru: a little?

Jack: some people?

#anime #louis beastars #haru beastars #juno beastars #beastars #anime incorrect quotes #incorrect anime #incorrect anime quotes #anime incorrect #incorrect beastars quotes #incorrect beastars #beastars incorrect quotes #beastars incorrect #i finished the second season of the anime but i domt read the maga so no spoilers pls🙏 #louis x legosi #legoshi x louis #legosi x louis #louis x legoshi #ok but like theres no non-homoerotic way to tell ur friend to eat you #like theyve definitely explored each others bodies #sorry #also i havent posted in forever i apologize #i have no excuse i just forgot tumblr existed

[kachiah]

𝗟𝗲𝗴𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶: dumbest scar stories, go!

𝗟𝗼𝗶𝘂𝗲: I burned my tunge once while drinking tea

𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘂: I dropped a hairdryer on my leg once and burned it

𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹: I have a piece of graphite on my for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade

𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗼: I was making a cup of noodles out of a microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn

𝗣𝗶𝗻𝗮:

𝗣𝗶𝗻𝗮: I have emotional scars...

#beastars #beastars incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #Louie x Legoshi

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mona Lisa: Are we dating?

Raph: ...Do you want to?

Mona Lisa: Yes! Jesus Christ! How is this a question?! Yes, I want to date you, you dumb adorable fucking terrapin!!

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: beastars in 8 minutes #source: youtube #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #mona lisa #raphael #ramona #swear warning

[just-incorrect-beastars]

Cashier: That'll be $20

Louis: I don't have the money

Cashier: ...Then i'm sorry, but i can't sell this to you

Louis: *Slides the cashier a $20 note sneakily like it's a bribe*

Louis: How bout now?

Cashier:

Louis:

Cashier:

Legoshi: Louis, stop messing with civilians!

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[the-ravenclaw-werewolf]

Something I made when AO3 was down.

(This helped keep me away from Wattpad)

#main character syndrome (with exceptions) #the 40 #the_ravenclaw_werewolf #mcs (we): incorrect quotes #fruits basket #tohru honda #beastars #legoshi #kiss him not me #kae serinuma #kill la kill #mako mankanshoku #danganronpa #naegi makoto #dr stone #senku ishigami #haikyuu #haikyuu audio

[vocaloidasthingsivesaid]

Neru: IF YOU CAN'T EXCEPT BEASTARS'S CANNIBALISM THEN WHY CAN WE EXCEPT VAMPIRE CANNIBLISM

#akita neru #neru akita #vocaloid #incorrect quotes #beastars #cannibalism tw

[zenfulmockingbird]

Doctor: Do you abuse drugs? Legosi:You're darn right I abuse drugs! I see a drug, I punch the fuck out of it! Get lost, drugs!

Haru: Blue M&Ms are the best. Azuki: whAT IS THIS SLANDER? Haru: What about it? They are. Azuki: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER! Azuki: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST! Haru: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO! Legosi: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything. Louis: I like the yellow ones. Haru and Azuki: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!

Juno: What is your stance on the existance of cherries? Louis: Virginity is a social construct, it doesn't define anyone. Juno: I'm talking about the fruit... Louis: The sexuality of the person is irrelevant.

Louis, bursting into the room: You two are having sex! Haru, not looking up from their book: Really? Legosi, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

Bill: I heard Legosi no longer a virgin!

Louis: False alarm, nothing happened.

#beastars #incorrect beastars quotes

[nihilityart]

TRAU Incorrect Quotes

(Beastars x Tensura AU)

|Rimuru is the reincarnation of Legoshi who is the reincarnation of Veldanava| |So basically Rimuru, Legoshi, and Veldanava are the same person.|

Lucia: "So your my husbands reincarnation huh?"

Legoshi: "I-I mean that's what they say, but I'm not really sure."

Lucia: "Don't worry I can confirm."

Lucia: *Examines Legoshi's face before pinching his cheeks.*

Lucia(whispering): “……..adorable.”

-Generator-

Velzard, setting down a card: Ace of spades Velgrynd, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Veldora, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Rimuru, trembling: What are we playing?!

Velzard: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. Velgrynd: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. Veldora: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? Rimuru: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

Velzard: Can I be frank with you guys? Velgrynd: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Veldora: Can I still be Veldora? Rimuru: Shh, let Frank speak.

Gosha: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life Rimuru: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! Velzard: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! Velgrynd: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Veldora: My moral code, is that you? Gosha: Gosha: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk your great-grandmother left me but do you kids need a hug?

Gosha: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one! Rimuru: Tubular AF! Veldora: Mood to the max! Velgrynd, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it. Velzard, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.

Gosha: Favorite horror movie? Veldora: It Velzard: Saw Velgrynd: Annabelle Rimuru: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

Rimuru : *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Velzard: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Velgrynd: I personally was created in a lab. Veldora: I just straight up spawned lol.

Rimuru(Having PTSD from being sent to the end of time and space) : There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. Velzard: Velgrynd: Veldora: Everyone Else At Rimuru ’s Surprise Birthday Party: Velzard: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Rimuru : So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Jack: ...I did. I broke it. Rimuru : No. No you didn't. Velgrynd? Veldora: Don't look at me. Look at Velgrynd. Velgrynd: What?! I didn't break it. Veldora: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Veldgrynd: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Veldora: Suspicious. Veldgrynd: No, it's not! Velzard: If it matters, probably not, but Louis was the last one to use it. Louis: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Velzard: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Louis: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Velzard! Jack: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Legoshi . Rimuru : No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Velzard: Rimuru ... Velgrynd's been awfully quiet. Velgrynd: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Rimuru , being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Rimuru : I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Rimuru : Rimuru : Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Ivarage : Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! Velzard: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. Velgrynd: More or less, I guess... Veldora: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that! Velgaia: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept. Rimuru: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

Rimuru : Just be yourself sis. Velzard: 'Be myself'? Rimuru , I have one day to win Guy over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me? Velgrynd: Couple weeks. Velgaia: Six months. Veldora: Jury’s still out. Velzard: See, Rimuru ? Velzard: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’* Rimuru : Thanks fam! Velzard: oh no Veldora: *cries* I love you too Velgrynd: Sounds fake but okay Jack: *A flustered mess* Louis: can I get a refund

Rimuru : Dumbest scar stories, go! Velzard: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Velgrynd: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Jack: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Veldora: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Louis: Louis: I have emotional scars.

-Perchance-

Velzard: Good morning. Rimuru: Good morning. Velgrynd: Good morning. Gosha: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Veldora: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

Gosha: Veldora's refusing to wear their glasses! Veldora: Gramps, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch. Veldora: *points to Rimuru* Rimuru. Veldora: *points to Velgrynd* Velgrynd. Veldora: *points to Velzard* Sasquatch.

Velgrynd: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to? Velzard: Schrödinger's boys. Veldora: FUCK! Rimuru: What about cracking open a cold milkshake? Velgaia: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. Velgaia: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison. Velgrynd: ... Velzard: ... Veldora: ... Rimuru: ... Velgaia: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.

Rimuru, holding an antique bottle: Raphael-san, is this whiskey or perfume? Raphael: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle* Raphael: Raphael: |Answer: It's perfume.|

Raphael: And what do I get out of this? Rimuru: I will give you a head pat. Raphael: |Question: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a head-pat!| Rimuru: How bout two head-pats? Raphael: |Notice: You got yourself a deal.|

Raphael: |Request: Tell them to go eat shit, master.| Rimuru: Tell them yourself. Raphael: |Suggestion to individual: Eat shit, asshole. Fall off your horse.|

Rimuru: The first time Raphael-san opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside they yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"

Rimuru walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Raphael-san, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK. Raphael, sipping coffee happily: |Answer: I love you too, Master :) |

Rimuru: Raphael-san, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life? Raphael: |Answer: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.|

#rimuru tempest #tensura crossover #tensura au incorrect quotes #TRAU #beastars crossover

[writinandcrying]

Juno: WHY does every guy wants to hook up with off white bugs bunny I simply don’t get it 🙄

Juno : *spends 30 minutes with haru*

Juno:

#and I am RIGHT #bi panic #beastars x reader #juno beastars #haru beastars #beastars incorrect quotes #beastars s2 #beastars #giulia writes

[luxthestrange]

Beastars Incorrect Quotes#35...*facepalm*

Y/n*Kabedon-ing Legoshi and Jack* I like your new pants~

Jack: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Y/n: I’d like them better if they were 100% off~

Jack*Confused head tilt* The store can’t just give away clothes for free...

Y/n: That’s… not what I meant...

Legoshi:  That’s a terrible way to run a business, Y/n...

Y/n:...

Classmates*Who were hearing that*...

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[legoshis-right-ass-cheek]

Legoshi: I just lost my dear friend, Louis.

Louis, literally ten feet away: Quit telling everyone I'm dead!

Legoshi: Sometimes I can still hear his voice...

#I debated whether I should put 'dear friend' or 'deer friend' #source: brother bear #beastars #beastars legoshi #legoshi #beastars louis #beastars incorrect quotes #lougosi #lougoshi

[hedawarlock]

#beastars #lgbt #legosi #lougosi #legoshi #louis #louis beastars #legosi x louis #Haru #Harugosi #Haru beastars #Beastars manga #beastars incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[kachiah]

I posted 12 times in 2022

That's 12 more posts than 2021!

6 posts created (50%)

6 posts reblogged (50%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@mrsfrecklesmarauders

@stardust948

@just-incorrect-beastars

@frenzyfreakjay

@mischiefhasbeenmanaged

I tagged 3 of my posts in 2022

#todoroki shoto - 1 post

#todoroki headcanons - 1 post

#shoto todoroki - 1 post

#my hero acedamia - 1 post

#mha - 1 post

#mha funny - 1 post

#mha todoroki - 1 post

#mha headcanons - 1 post

#funny headcanon - 1 post

#beastars - 1 post

Longest Tag: 25 characters

#beastars incorrect quotes

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Aether : Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Xiao: Nope, absolutely not.

Paimon : I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Ningguan : I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Chongyun : I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Xingqu: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

0 notes - Posted September 14, 2022

#4

So i used the Incorrect quote generator

“Can I copy your homework?

𝗟𝗼𝘂𝗶𝗲: I can help you with it!

𝗟𝗲𝗴𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶: Yeah, sure

𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘂: Bold of you assume I did the Homework

𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹: Lol nope.

𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗼:Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

𝗣𝗶𝗻𝗮: *Read 5:55pm*

0 notes - Posted July 28, 2022

#3

*𝗝𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗔𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻 𝗸𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴*

𝗘𝗿𝗲𝗻: I have two things to say! One! I fully support you Jean. Two! WHY THE FUCK IS ARMIN A ZOOPHILE?!

𝗠𝗶𝗸𝗮𝘀𝗮:Don’t mind Eren, he is going through a crisis

1 note - Posted July 27, 2022

#2

𝗟𝗲𝗴𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶: dumbest scar stories, go!

𝗟𝗼𝗶𝘂𝗲: I burned my tunge once while drinking tea

𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘂: I dropped a hairdryer on my leg once and burned it

𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹: I have a piece of graphite on my for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade

𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗼: I was making a cup of noodles out of a microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn

𝗣𝗶𝗻𝗮:

𝗣𝗶𝗻𝗮: I have emotional scars...

6 notes - Posted July 28, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

So I have a head cannon

When Todoroki is on junior year he would be just walking downtown in his hero costume and he would see a group of kids with a teacher that seem to be lost. Naturally as a hero Todoroki goes to help them but the moment he gets seen by one of the kids one of the kids screams, “Look it’s five Weenies!”. Todoroki would just be standing there questioning life like “wtf how did this mother fucker remember that name”

13 notes - Posted February 3, 2022

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[duskneko]

Sorry this seemed fitting-

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