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my and my venomous wife (its ok im resistant to venom)
#ethan winters#mia winters#mithan#resident evil#resident evil fanart#rebhfun#nemo au#mia is a lionfish#shes venomous but its ok it doesnt affect ethan#bcs hes a clown fish :3
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what if I didn't go to bed actually and just drew my fantrolls again
#homestuck#hs#homestuck oc#homestuck fantroll#fantroll#hi please look at emeret please please i love him so much#i could not think of a name for pizzah. i did not try bc two out of the three designs on the last page were just 4 fun#i think its funny that she is named that#speaking of names almost all of them have names now#clown fish is xyogaa ubleck :3#j still dont have a name for wheel guy......#also hes turning out to be really similar to tavros. help#ok COMCEPT I THOUGHT OF BUT HAVENT DRAWN YET#YVANNI CAN READ MINDS BUT HE HEARS THE THOUGHTS OF THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM CONSTANTLY & CANT TURN IT OFF#AND IT GIVES HIM HEADACHES#but vigila is a void player#& so one day yvanni sits next 2 him and just hears. calm quiet for once#and he can think clearly to himself. and vigila doesnt even know it hes just sitting there#idk man#theyre not even kismeses at this point i have no idea what their deal is#theres somethin wrog w them... /lh /j#potatart
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Just A Trim
Astarion x gn!Tav/Reader
I had this idea like this morning or last night, I don't remember. And then I was not physically/mentally able to write until the sudden Need To Write hit me and I cranked this out
When writing this, I noticed I kept making references to Tav being shorter, but bc I want this to be enjoyed by everyone, I took them out. Pls let me know if I missed any instances of it tho
Ending loosely inspired by this scene from Big Fish
Warnings: scissors, brief references to low self-worth, anxiety, pure fluff
Word Count: 1,287
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Astarion didn’t trust his hair with just anybody. Pulling on it during sex? Okay. Playing with it while cuddling? It takes him a bit to actually trust someone enough to enjoy it. Washing it? Absolutely off the table. Cutting it? Out of question, and he’d probably insult you for asking.
So when he came to you, frowning and grumbling, and struggled through grit teeth to ask if you would please help him cut his hair? That meant something.
You tried not to let your glee show as you dropped whatever you were working on and followed him into your shared bathroom. He plopped onto the edge of the tub like a pouting child who’d just got a good telling-to after misbehaving. He held the scissors up for you to take.
“If you cut my ears, darling, I’m going to make you regret the day you were ever born.” He glares over his shoulder as you step into the tub behind him, rolling up your sleeves and taking the scissors. “And don’t you dare do anything funny. All I need is a simple trim. I assume you’re capable enough to manage that?”
You smiled as he growled at you like an annoying customer. You lean down and gently kiss his cheek. “I promise I’ll only take a little bit off.”
There’s an unspoken conflict on his face. He’s not sure he actually wants you to go through with this… But he’s sort of out of options. Any salons nearby closed before the sun went down, and he definitely did not trust any of your past traveling companions to do the job. No. He’d just have to trust you. He sighs and faces forward. “Just… be careful.”
“I will, my love.”
It had been difficult to notice during the course of your adventure together, but his hair did grow. Not as fast as yours, but curls that delicately curled around the edges of his ears now almost completely covered them, like strangling vines. You’d heard him cuss too many times when a strand got caught in his earrings and tugged when he went to brush the hair from his face. The curl that lay persistently over his forehead now brushed his upper eyelid. Very frequently, he would huff and fight to push it back, with nothing to show for it.
With gentle, smooth motions, you combed your fingers through his hair. Your nails lightly scratched at his scalp, running from his hairline to the nape of his neck, and carefully untangling any knots all the while. You heard his quiet sigh, and saw his shoulders begin to relax. You pressed a kiss to his head.
Assessing his full head of hair, you figured out where to begin. You separated out a section, trying to determine how long it used to be, so you knew how short to cut it now. He tensed again.
“I’m going to start cutting it now, okay?” He hummed, short and anxious. You pressed a hand to his shoulder. “Relax, dear. I’ve got you.”
“It’s difficult to when you have the means to turn me into a glorified clown.”
“But I won’t.”
He sighed. “I know.”
You wait for him to relax again, and he nods slightly. You take the scissors to the first section of hair. With a shink, a small clump of hair falls into the tub. The sound certainly doesn’t fill him with confidence, but he trusts you won’t mess it up too bad…
You begin talking about your friends, about the letters they’ve sent lately keeping you updated with their lives. Apparently, Gale sent some interesting information regarding potential cures for his vampirism - though most of it was only on temporary remedies. “In good time,” you’d assured him when he groaned. Stepping into the sun again would be nice, but an end to his sanguine hunger would be better.
It takes a while to cut all his hair, especially with how meticulous you’re being. You give special attention to the hair around his ears, making sure not to nick him. You step out of the tub and in front of him while you cut the stubborn curl there, where you catch it before it can fall into his lap, and deposit it in the basin. He can’t help watching you then. You have such determination and focus on the task at hand. Only once the curl is trimmed do you actually see him staring, and you smile and peck his lips. He rather enjoyed that.
As you go through each section, you consistently run your fingers through his hair. It’s the most relaxing bit, and he’s certainly glad he asked you for this. He would die before Gale ever got his grubby mitts anywhere near his hair.
By the time you finish, his eyes are closed. He listens to your chatter, to the random tunes you hum, to the way you hold your breath as you make a cut. It’s rather peaceful, despite the underlying nervousness to it all. He can’t see himself. All he can hope is you make him look nice.
You brush your fingers through his hair to knock loose any stray strands. It falls like snow by your feet. Satisfied with your work, you begin running water for a bath, kicking the hair down the drain before you plug it to fill the tub.
“Done, love?”
“Mhm!” You lean around to kiss his cheek again. “You can take a bath, wash all the hair off, and I can get you some fresh clothes.”
He grins. He stands and turns to face you, taking your hands in his and running his thumbs along your knuckles. He’s worried, anxious, but he tries not to let it show. “How do I look?” he asks with a careful bravado, tilting his head to the side, chin upturned, like a haughty nobleman.
You let go of his hand to cup his cheek. He automatically leans into it, mask slipping ever so slightly to reveal his worry. “You look beautiful. I think I did a rather fine job.”
“‘Rather fine?’ Oh, darling,” he lilts, “for your sake, I’d better look the spitting image of perfection.”
“You always do.” It’s earnest. A solid fact to oppose the teasing of his words.
He cannot prevent the true smile that tugs the corners of his mouth as he leans in to claim yours, tasting and nipping and teasing with soft sighs of content. You are much too good to him, but he doesn’t say that out loud, lest you lecture him and treat him to endless spoils until he believes it himself.
He reluctantly pulls away, but his lips continue to brush yours. “Bathe with me.”
You open your eyes to study his face. “Are you sure?”
“Undoubtedly.”
A mischievous spark glints in the corner of your eye as you grin wickedly. “Do I get to wash your hair?”
He chuckles. “Don’t push it.”
You hum. “Would you wash mine?”
“Whatever you want, my love.”
“I want… to turn off the tap before our bathroom floods.” You pull away and he has to laugh as you wade through the water to stop the steady stream. The warm water reaches just below your knees. You sigh, but the annoyance is dampened by your grin. “Look what you’ve done - distracting me like that. Now my pants are all wet.”
“All wet?” He makes a show of looking you up and down. “I don’t know, love. I see quite a few dry spots.”
Without warning, he steps into the large tub, still in his own clothes, and grabs you, pulling you down with him into the water. Your laughter fills the house. Astarion has never been more in love.
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rahghhh ok hi 👋 farmer ramble time
this is my meanie nyx he kinda sucks 😚 he has a scary face and cold demeanor (ive been wanting a mean farmer for a while.. remy was originally supposed to be a scary guy but i poured too much autism awkward and scared swag into him whoops) he lowkey gives sickly vampire whos also sick of everything.
i always interact with the trash cans when i walk past them, right, n i decided that instead of rummaging through them. nyx just. kicks them. hes a petty pathetic fucker ok.
he's gonna have so many dinosaurs one day. his second one is on the way atm. man fished up a dino egg n his whole life shifted trajectory. his first dino is named neo btw. he has a black cat named nyponsoppa n a horse named laurel. he got another pet bowl set up but then choked at the price of actually getting another one.
he nearly cried at the fair after losing a lot of tokens to that dumb wheel goddammit. he nearly stayed a few extra hours to see how many tokens he could get and to glare at the guy running the stall, if you can even call it that. he did win the grange display but he gambled and lost all those tokens.....
my plan for the future is to get krobus to move in,,,,, and for the two of them to have many dinos.
jj is another silly little guy farmer but hes an actual clown. i think he might be a failed comedian or smth. hes from a co op farm with @deathianartworks n @witchkittymeow. n boy is every person on that farm . incompetent. <3 theyre a trio of three short gays with some anger issues and zero braincells and names all starting with j. so much stupid shit goes on there, im concerned for the animals tbch.
he has stolen a lot of decorations from his fellow farmers. and he will continue. his collection of borrowed goods include: two decorative bowls, a window and a painting.
he doesnt trust the tv and its fortunes.... "spirits are very happy!! *infested floor in the mines n has to give up bc sword sucks so badddd* (next day) spirits are very happy..!! *infested floor in the mines n has to give up bc sword sucks so badddd* (later that day) digs up a geode from the museum trash can, goes straight up to clint n watches as the clock turns 4pm* he hasnt really been the same since that happened. 😔
and oh uh shit its 1am
pls feel free to send asks n whatnot abt them n my other farmers tho (PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPSLPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS (ilvoe my farmers sm))
#i cant draw rn i wnted to make fully colored shit for em but its not working out raggh#stardew valley#sdv#sdv farmer#nyxsliminalfarm#thejssprucetipfarm#my art#uh i was like “oh ill do a rambly sdv farmer post then go sleep” n its 1 n i am so tired help
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Pinnie, MAGUS is my dear darling. He is so fucking terrifying and that fries my fight or flight response so fckn much. He rubs my brain good and I will proceed to provoke a hyperfixation on him for the time being. (You can put all my Magus asks together dw, if you find them xD)
1. I meant for Magus to feed me, not feed me. Y'know, Vesper style.
2. I wanna see shiny fishes and cool ocean fishes with my horror of the deep bf.
3. Glauk is bestie material, I will play along w/ him like a fucking clown to entertain Magus.
4. Imagine telling Magus that humans eat but small ocean dwellers like shrimp and crabs (but boiled) Or telling Magus what seasoning is xD
5. If you have thought that far yet, how is their dick? Is it one of the tendrils like some octopi? Or is their slit like normal? 1 or 2? (Feel free to ignore if you haven't gone that far yet, or jump it)
6. Will Magus allow a threesome w/ Santi?
7. Imma grab any part of him as soon as he is near me, istg, I have fear of drowning (but the horny is stronger) in fact, I will hug whatever is closest bc my life depends on it. Doggy style is supposed to be a fucking position not my lifeline to survive in the ocean.
8. DOES MAGUS EYES GLOW IN THE DARK? DOES ANY PART OF HIM DOES? OMG FLORESCENT DICK /J
9. I will offer Magus my soul for a kiss, open that mouth boo. Imma declare my love to him instantly, I'll be cheesy and awkward bc that is a classic me move. And maybe ruin the mood but hey, the offer still stands, and sweat can't be sensed underwater.
9.1? Would I be doing harm to Magus if I kiss stain his face? Would he let me?
10. How would Magus react to Glauk approaching/walking(swimming?) in while he is fucking us?
[An essay, hmmm. I'm putting several more small mer asks under the cut.]
1) I understood, I just wasn't feeling it too much.
3) Glauk is a good mer to bother if you want to know more about Magus. They're genuine friends, even if Magus is oftentimes too much of a nasty grump to be nicer to Glauk.
4) He's vaguely disgusted by the concept of burning food, but he'll sooner come around to the concept of seasoning as a whole. You can introduce him to brand new flavors! Although he hates sweetness.
5) See this ask.
Magus is packing something quite long, as is necessary for his species. There is no way you'll ever fit all of that inside you, not even if he was shrunk to your level. It's very slippery and wriggling and looks almost ribbon-like. In great contrast to the rest of his body, it glows brightly in the water. Magus' orgasms are lengthy and your little body definitely can't handle it all.
6) Depends.
If the incubus presents himself in a submissive manner, then yes. Magus will be in control and take both of you. Santi is to never leave any sort of mark on you (be it scratching, biting or bruising).
7) A tendril will do then.
8) Magus is a lot like Breg, in the sense that his eyes remain covered behind a membrane like patch of skin. They don't glow.
9) He may not scent sweat very easily, but provided you're still sweating, he might taste it.
9.1) Magus won't stop you, but he'll automatically clean his face afterwards. Not with his tongue, the products you apply taste distinctly awful. He doesn't like them much, but the huge mer understands they're some type of land-dweller mating display. Sometimes.
10) If Magus is in heat, then he'll automatically stop and shield you, letting go to quickly give chase and possible eviscerate Glauk. However, it's hard to miss the scent of a mermonster in rut, so Glauk absolutely steers clear of his larger friend.
During standard periods, neither Glauk nor Magus will be bothered if the other walks in on sex, though this doesn't necessarily mean the other is invited to participate.
In his mouth.
He does have one.
What is any good way to survive a yandere? Generally, give into their affections.
The more submissive and cooperative you are in key moments, the more they're willing to learn how to accommodate you.
*Magus
Usually, I don't care when anons mangle my characters' names, it's even become a bit of a joke.
However, there's a Magnus floating around that I did not create, and I don't want people to get confused.
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vriska + equius’ relationship (i say relationship bc its platonic but idk if i can call it friendship without adding 8+ disclaimers about alternian society) is genuinely so important to me. i need to talk about this more
vriska is the thief of light. she steals light/narrative relevancy for herself, creating darkness/irrelevancy for others in turn. she injures (UNDERSTATEMENT) both of the characters that equius is shown to give bodies/prosthetics for (INCLUDING HERSELF THRU KARMA BULLSHIT.) equius the heir of void is extremely important (something vriska craves) in the form of being part of le/doc scratch, 3/4 of the kids birthdays being in sagutarrius, + dirk being somewhat modeled off him iirc. probably more stuff. also the fact they both have the addiction is a powerful thing line and they both habitually break things. also they have opposite relationships with their lusus (READ THE VRISKY BUSINESS PARADOX SPACE COMIC) they are Parallels on some level its so interesting
and thats just like meta shit their ACTUAL RELATIONSHIP is fucking awesome. their thing is mainly about collabing on aradias soulbot but both of them plan to backstab the other and give it to aradia themself to uhhh get in her good graces i think? in their only 1on1 conversation as far as i know equius’s general tone comes off as…not PATRONIZING but the vibe that hes just entertaining her shit because means to an end shit is clear. he says “make them envy our nobility” implying that he thinks of vriska on some level in the same group as him. which is TRUE theyre neighbors and ceruleans and indigos are the only ones you can rly call highbloods and arent clearly classed somehwere else bc the other 3 highblood castes are clown gang and Fish. and equius openly doesnt rly like seadwellers
anyways back to their actual conversation equius clearly doesnt hold much AFFECTION for vriska but he does put up with her! they dont seem to actually like each other as much as theyre like. allies. means to an end. my weird neighbor whos kinda creepy but is too valuable to actually stop interacting with. vriska likes messing around with him but equius just goes “D—> Stop” and she does it! (also i just remembered that in one of the authors notes andrew hussie says its possible she has a crush on him in which is so fucking funny. irrelevant to this specific thing but holy SHIT thats fucking hilarious) in general equius goes “yeah. yeah. stop. sure” in RESPONSE to stuff vriska says, not reallt bringing up any topics of his own interest
except for at the end: he brings up that he built her metal arm, and vriska does her thing where her sentences look like algebra problems because of all the 8s in them where they shouldnt be, and on the next page vriska slaps herself using her robot arm, which is a one off gimmick but does that mean that equius can control her arm???? what the fuuuuck haha anyways vriska is obviously not a person who likes owing people stuff no shit sherlock.
vriska going to equius for her robot arm is also the main focus of “vrisky business” a paradox space comic thats fucking wonderful. i love it so much. vriska and equius’ relationship is much like the “8lah 8lah 8lah” “D—> Ok” one i mentioned in the last paragraph where equius is simply entertaining the whims of someone he views as lesser, but not lesser enough to be weird about it. vriska pretends she hasnt been mortally injured (saying she stubbed her arm and leg like one would a toe) but is also like a little vulnerable (possibly because of the Blood Loss) stating itd be nice to have a lusus like aurthor who actually serves equius and doesnt eat kids, being way more self deprecating than is decidedly Vriskesque, etc. equius says they dont have many interests in common and also that vriska is lesser than him. at the end, right after her aurthor comment, she admits shes jealous of him and collapses . this is a gross oversimplification read vrisky business here its so good (note this is the preview on the website theres like a continuation on imgur here but i didnt include that bc i just found out about it and didnt want to make this paragraph too long. its here tho its so good)
when arquius happens, vriska Very Obviously fucking LOVES the guy. she says this many many times in no uncertain terms: this guy is AWESOME and Team Vriska forever. which is fair shoutout to arquius. also its implied she has a crush on him which again. so funny. these two are great. not much to say here that i havent already so ill just say theyre awesome again
this post is too long for its own fucking good. tldr equius and vriska are so friends in such an interesting way and i love it
#dove chirps#my stuff#homestuck#vriska serket#equius zahhak#equius#vriska#hs equius#hs vriska#vriska homestuck#equius homestuck#sorry for all the tags i just. like them a lot and i think if there are others out there who like them a lot i want them to see this#also please dont tag as ship theyre friends#i love them. they dont even like each other. theyre close friends. amazing dynamic
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enhypen when their s/o loves sharks
gn!reader x ot7
genre: fluff, sharks
wc: 777 (purr)
warnings: shark attacks, mauling, death, i love canva
requested!! tysm
- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Heeseung ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌
he knows nothinggg abt sharks
but he pretends to to impress you
"hey y/n do you wanna practice a shark mating dance"
"...you biting me?"
eventually you force him to watch every shark documentary you can find during shark week and shark fest
you also force him to take notes bc how does he not know that sharks are fish
my dummy himbo bf i love him
he loves you i swear but he is struggling so hard to keep up w your shark stuff
however he's willing to buy you plushies and models/infographics bc while he may not know much abt them he loves that you do
- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Jay ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌
he's silent abt how he doesn't like them
he's so super supportive of your passion for them and stuff
but he always finds excuses to avoid any shark related activities
eventually you catch on
BRING OUT THE SLIDE SHOWS
you wow him with your fancy canva presentations and epic statistics and beautiful charts
and BOOM you got a well educated, shark respecting man now
we love to see it
since his dad owns that whole tour company and stuff and i think he has a boat he'd prob hook you up with a boat tour to go to some shark spots 😋
sign me up
- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Jake ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌
okay i can see him going two ways
cuz in australia he was probably always warned abt the danger of white sharks and stuff
but he also seems pretty fair and would be educated on them???
so i think he defo respects sharks a lot, but isn't super into them
however as soon as he finds put you like them you can bet your butt he's buying all the shark apparel he sees
it's like the ally friend at target during pride month: shark edition
by the end of July you totally have him obsessed ngl
- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Sunghoon ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌
🤡🤡🤡🤡
clown behavior bff
he looks at you SO WEIRD i'm so sorry but 😭
you cannot convince him; you make canva slide shows with them fancy ol' gifs and stuff on em featuring all sorts of statistics and stuff, he does. not. care.
pretty boy 💔 wtf he led me on w his looks and then BAM this
he won't even watch sharkfest stuff with you which is insane bc y'all always watch shows and movies together :(
i think i'd legit cry
- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Sunoo ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌
gurl he's seen Jaws
sadly he saw it before he saw all the super cool informative documentaries OR the pretty reef sharks at the aquarium
why are Sunsun shark antis 🤨🤨
it's always the pretty ones /j
also extremely stubborn??? like bro wtf i spent TIMEEE on this presentation and you're gonna sit there with that sassy face??? nuh uh 🙄
you show him those shark attack documentaries ONCE and he's convinced he's gonna get mauled the second he steps foot into the carolinas
like that was the opposite of the point WHY ARE YOU EVEN TRYING
i'd give up and breakup idc how much i love him idc how well our natal charts fit i'm done
jk i love Noo but i would cry if my partner hated sharks
- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Jungwon ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌
i feel like he'd actually be kinda interested in them himself
like once you tell him abt how much you like them he starts asking abt them
he's always down to hear anything you have to tell him abt sharks
he probs likes the phantom sharks, like porbeagles and frilled sharks, then gets disappointed when there's barely any info on them 😭
he'll defo take you to the aquarium to see sharks and if he can manage it he'll find a nursery tour or smth for y'all to see baby sharks
y'all r shark lovers together <3
- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Ni-ki ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌
tbh i don't think he much cares abt them
like he doesn't hate sharks but he doesn't really like em
i think growing up he probs fed into the fear-mongering
so he doesn't understand why you like them so much
during shark week he might watch a show or two w you but mostly he pretends to "attack" you with shark hand puppets
overall very annoying but in a loving way
however he is a massive simp for you and will go out of his way to buy shark apparel for you when he sees it
he loves you but shhh don't tell anyone
a/n: i'm back bffs 😍 with sharks ofc
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Top 5 podcasts (or podcast episodes if thats not too hard?)
oooh....okay top 5 podcast episodes
Wooden Overcoats S2E8 There Ought To Be Clowns
i mean what can i say. this episode changed my life. it means so much to me. antigone realizing that even her hero feels inadequate, even despite having inspired antigone so, trying to prove herself and almost killing herself in the process. chapman helping the funns even though they fucked up another funeral, because he knows how much it means to antigone. i love this episode and i love this podcast so much. (truly im fighting for my life not to make every episode on this list be from wooden overcoats...)
RQG 171 The Bow Bar
i remember exactly when i listened to this episode and it was one of the best times of my life not only bc i was travelling when i heard it but bc i just got caught in a very specific vibe that day and ive been chasing that feeling ever since. mother mother's inside came out around that time so now i have a permanent connection between this episode and the song two.
Welcome to Night Vale- Pilot
i was screaming at my friends for weeks if not longer about cecil being gay from the first episode. it was awesome. also i will never forget hearing the absolutely ICONIC "dogs are not allowed in the dog park. people are not allowed in the dog park." etc and having my WHAT THE FUCK AM I LISTENING TO??? moment <3 good times good times. wish i could wipe my brain and do it all over again for the first time
Wolf 359 Episode 46 Bolero
i literally stopped listening to wolf 359 for at least a year because of this episode. i NUH-UH-ed my way out of there so motherfucking fast it was insane. i will not spoil in case anyone hasn't listened to it and wants to but uh.....god fucking damn. (bonus episode: change of mind, the episode right after bolero. guh.)
and last but not least...
MAG 1 Angler Fish
who would i be without having listened to this. i genuinely have no idea. i haven't listened to tma in a while but i literally measure my life in before tma and after tma. there is no going back.
#tma i love youuuuuu#god. what i would give to listen to the magnus archives from the beginning for the first time over again.#behold an ask!#thank youuuu for sending me this :) i like asks hehe#yeahdefnot#also again without spoilers i must say. bolero as a song choice for that episode was. yep. thats the one. thats the piece for that episode.
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thanks for posting about hamlet ur the only way i actually understand that blasted book for my english class 🫵🗿🫶
OH HOLY SHIT YOU’RE WELCOME…it’s super fun once you get into it :> but uh here’s an actual rundown if you need it :] (except it’s told in incomprehensible modern day language)
King of Denmark? Dead. He’s king of DEADMARK now hehe
His ghost comes back and haunts the fuck out of Hamlet’s homies
Hamlet’s homies, seeing as said ghost looks exactly like the dead king, decide to tell their emo homie, Hamlet
Hamlet has recently returned from a weeks-long voyage from college back home to Denmark to mourn his dad (F to pay respects)
This bitch is EMO AS HELL (i mean his dad DID just pass so….)
(Btw Denmark is at risk of war with Norway but oddly enough it’s not as big a plot point as you might think???)
Except OOPS! Apparently his mom married his uncle. Wtf mom???
Said uncle is kind of a dick and Hamlet basically sticks his middle finger up at him the whole entire play
Hamlet’s homies, led by his college fuckbuddy, Horatio, come over to tell him about this ghost
King of Deadmark tells him that that motherfucking (literally) uncle of his is behind it
Hamlet swears revenge but debates whether to believe this ghost or not (bc duh, it’s a ghost. Not exactly the most trustworthy source.)
Oh he also has this ex, Ophelia
She’s a cinnamon roll (and the only one in the play)
He’s mad bc she broke off their relationship (bc her father tells her she’s not his type…..royalty back then was only allowed to marry other royalty -_-)
So there’s this whole subplot about their breakup going about as well as you’d expect a Shakespearean tragedy to go
(Or: Hamlet commits borderline domestic abuse)
Yeah he’s kind of a shitty boyfriend (ex now)
Blah blah blah blah shenanigans happen
Hamlet intends to kill Claudius the Dickhead Uncle, who he believes is behind a tapestry in mom’s room
So after a fight with his mom he stabs the tapestry with a man behind it
Except OOPS it’s his ex’s dad
Anyway at this point Dickhead Uncle is like “okay you’re done” because damn this is a PR NIGHTMARE
So he sends Hamlet off to hang out in England for a bit
(And by hang I mean get hung. As in executed <3)
Along the way he gets kidnapped by pirates (?????)
Idk either
He sees the letter condemning him to death
He crosses his name out and puts his FRIENDS who he’s traveling with to death instead
Yeah he’s kind of a shitty friend too
Back to Denmark! Ophelia, obviously unable to live without a man (this IS Shakespeare after all), goes insane at the loss of her dad and bf
She ends up swimming with the fishes (bc she drowns herself. Pure innocent cinnamon roll too good for this world fr.)
Hamlet returns and FUCK.
His ex (who he’s still in love with) killed herself because of him D:
Her brother, obviously pretty distraught at losing his sister AND dad within the span of a few days because of Hamlet, is pretty pissed off at him understandably
He challenges Hamlet to a “friendly *wink* duel”
Clown on clown violence because the poisoned sword Laertes the brother uses hits both of them
Hamlet poisons the king after his mom accidentally drinks the poisoned wine that Claudius planned to give HAMLET to kill him
So yeah. Three people are dead now, and Hamlet isn’t gonna live much longer.
His fuckbuddy from earlier, Horatio, is absolutely DEVASTATED dude
Being the loyal bff he is, he tries to kill himself too to join Hamlet in death
(Kinda gay if you ask me but whatever)
Hamlet dies in Horatio’s arms
(Again, pretty gay but what do I know :P)
Horatio lives and vows to tells Hamlet’s story as the Norwegians storm the castle and take over Denmark.
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Bestie rank the wizard siblings from favourite to least favourite and give me a paragraph per blorbo explaining their ranking
This is my lifes project.
1: Crispin. Shocking from tumblr user Crispingender i know./s It is NOT only because i have a crush on him!!!!! Shhhe is also the most interesting to me. Hes s mechanic?? He got so upset about no one celebrating his bday that he ran off to the circus for YEARS. And literally everything he owns is clowncore its so based. He has a clown themed tow truck. He fixed bees bike and said he wouldn't make it weird and clowncore but he lied and made it so fucking clowncore. His voice puts him up in #1 too. I want him so bad.
2: Deckard. My favorite before we knew that much about his brothers,so it's only fair i give him 2nd place. He has heterochromia and can cook. But not bake,and i also can not bake. At all. He has a hard time pronouncing certain words,which endeared him to me from the start bc i do that.
3: Cas. I love her. She's such a good character. She's got the same voice actor as enid mettle,she's wlw(heavily implied to be)she's a programmer ,she can kick ass,she imports her energy drinks from a different island,she will pretend to use the bathroom so her siblings don't talk to her on her day off. She's iconic. She's named after a she-ra character(castaspella) who is ALSO wlw(in spop at least). She's based.
4: Wesley. Puppycat thinks he's so cool and hot and he's right for it. I'd tie him with cas if i could but alas,i have to pick favorites according to this assignment. His voice is VERY nice. He keeps all his fish in the bathroom(SO MANY. I cant find any pictures but So many)and he uses a lure that wont hurt them(special kissing lure) when he fishes them out of the water. There was an extended period of time in one ep where he just wore an apron and boxers. I would do this if society let me,so he's based for it. He went on a date with someone and didn't know it was a date.
5: Howell. He opened a cat cafe but he cant cook. He's vain as hell and it's probably because his name is meant to parody howl pendragon but he's right for that. He knows he's very pretty and his voice is VERY soothing to listen to. Even when hes pissed off. He fired bee for napping but when she came back to eat at their restaurant to help with business (she convinced deckard to leave to culinary school and hes the only one who can cook so...business was Not booming) he was intending not to charge her for the meal. He wants to cook wes' fishies :/ but he's got a good heart i think and did i mention he's gorgeous
6: Tim. He's probably the one i have the least to say about out of them all. Not because i dont like him but because he hasnt had a focal episode. He thought that since Deckard was wearing pants instead of pajamas that he wasnt depressed anymore LFSHCKDHH he's a little silly.
#7: last but not least,Merlin. He's fine i just don't feel super connected to him compared to the sibs higher up on the list. He's got cool glasses,he got cas' rival toast pregnant,(long,very funny story. Tldr: she was living in their walls) went to med school but didn't finish it,is overall quite a funny guy but i have to give him last place. Sorry merlin,you have to work harder to beat tim/lh
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About Me!
Cw: professional HATERISM
What IS this guy? 🫵🏼
Transgender man, who's into drag! He/it
To be wildly specific, aetheriumflux
Pansexual, but I'm not interested in any online relationship besides FRIENDSHIP!!
Rabies punk. I hate political labels but that pretty much sums it up
From the south. I don't live there anymore, but Ive got lots of stories from growing up poor
I live for fish! Talk to me about fish.
I love music so much! Talk to me about music and stuff!
I have POTS and unidentified joint issues, and I am looking into forearm crutches
AUDHD
Half Mexican, 1/8th Korean. Although it is a significant amount and affects my life! I love being both these things
I love horror movies! My favorites are The Thing (1982,) It (1990,) Emesis Blue, scream 1,2, and 3, tusk, Akira?? (Does that count?) the descent, terrifier 1&2, bucket of blood, American psycho, Carrie, basket case, killer klowns from outer space, all quiet on the western front (1930,) Society 1989
Eraserhead baby biggest fan🐤🍼👶 since 2019, before the trended on tiktok
My favorite color is green! 💚🐸👕🟢🟩
DNI: "proshippers" (pedos and incestuous fellers,) zoophiles, radfems, proana, people who don't like fishing, nsfw age-regressors, Nazis, "furry hunters," classists, racists, ableists, people who don't like tusk (2014), cop lovers and bigots in general.
Free to interact:
Sfw age-regressors, "anti proshippers" (ppl with common sense,) furries, disabled fellers, LGBT fellers, fishing enthusiasts, POC, artists, and such people. Basically if you're punk hey 😻
Things I like:
Not in any order
Astro boy, Tf2, Star trek, King of the hill, MLP, The riddler, SpongeBob SquarePants, JJBA, Garfield, invader zim, Breaking bad, South park, Jerma985, Detroit become human, Dan vs, TMNT, Marine biology, Fraggle rock, Luigi, Bojack horseman, Castle crashers, Clowns, Beavis and Butt-Head, Marvin the martian, octonauts, horrid Henry, lupin III, medical science, sex history, unicorn wars, metalocalypse moral Orel,
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Used to mark my trazodone induced ideas
Punk fuck
Punk shit obv
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Very long posts, mainly lists bc I love making lists
Spark plug
Talking about my fascination and hyperfixation on... drugs.
Hypergore sparks
Pertaining to gore, body horror, and violence. Heavy warning for suicide, overstimulation, revenge, murder, and healing. I don't like real gore very much unless it's like, raw meat. I do like prop gore, art, poetry... needlessly violent sensual shit.
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Video Game Infodump... 3!! (Disgaea 4, Chapter One Pt. 1)
[LONG post, most of it under a 'readmore' link, RIP to y'all but it's real autism hours again]
There's this tactical rpg called Disgaea 4 that I've had my eye on for a while now, so when it ended up being 60% off on Steam for Black Friday, I snatched it up. Not five minutes into it I found that it 100% would've been worth the full price, I love it So Much. It's like,, Fire Emblem but silly
The protagonist is so, so beautifully stupid. He's a vampire, and he's introduced w a monologue abt drinking blood- or at least, that's what it seems like, until he reveals that his favorite thing in the world... is sardines.
This man has four (4) traits: being pretty, gullible, sardine-obsessed, and so dead set on keeping promises that it's absolutely absurd.
Oh and he's the instructor for the prisoners of Hades, known as 'prinnies'. They're penguins that apparently are human souls who, to carry out punishment for the crimes they committed while they were alive, have been tucked into the world's saddest fursuits (blubbersuits?)
Also, the voice acting in this?? Is SO fucking good. I'm usually not a huge fan of English dubs, but this one is fantastic. Valvatorez' VA's passion shines through in every line, and it really brings this character to life, it's so much fun to hear.
[The VA is Troy Baker, who is known for his work in anime and video games, including the second incarnation of Greed in FMA and Excalibur in Soul Eater!! I went to his wiki and there's a section on NFT drama though, sad clown honk]
The story really kicks off when Val's beloved class of prinnies are 'kidnapped' before he can fulfill his promise of one (1) sardine, and he ends up rebelling against authority just to get those penguins their fish. They're set to be exterminated to deal with overpopulation- a big huge Yikes- but he doesn't care about that. The prinnies can be killed AFTER he gives them each a sardine. They can't die before he's followed through on his word!
To go with goofy characters, there are goofy items: for healing, I've got a fuckton of sardines, the beginner armor is a garbage bag, and every item description is rather silly (pot lid shield that simply says 'it can protect your body but not your pride' my beloved)
There are also goofy names. I totally forgot to take screenshots, but my fighter's name is 'National Holiday', and at one point I fought a prinny named 'Contact Lenses'
Back to discussing the story bc I'm obsessed with it, the first antagonist, kidnapper of the prinnies, is the warden of Hades. He's sort of opposite of Val, and I don't think I'm ever going to get over his design- no shirt, the silliest coat ever, and his EYEBROWS... reminds me a little of Ralphie (ask me abt Ralphie ask me ask me I dare you)
Even after we kick his ass, he refuses to let Val feed the prinnies, boooo
The government of the Netherworld is called the 'corrupternment', which is. yeah.
And Val's loyal servant also does not wear a shirt. Low-rise jeans that expose a man's hip bones are The Trend in the Netherworld, I guess.
This artstyle makes it look like all these guys got grabbed by some giant hand and were squashed around the middle... it's so funky
The quest for the prinnies continues, with Fenrich pulling some political bullshit, but I am. nearly at the image limit and it probably isn't reasonable to just post most of the entire first chapter of this game, huh.
Anyway TLDR; this is my favorite game now, and I adore Val so so much, he's Pathetic <3
#pikaposts#pikaplays disgaea 4#< new pikaplays tag woooo#anyway if you read all the way to the end you may be entitled to financial compensation (cat pics)#this has been Infodump With Oracle. tune in next time for oh shit oh fuck it's just more disgaea 4 and gushing abt val
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I recently just watched “The Salty Sponge” and I have some thoughts
First off, AUTJFHWWTKJSTTUGWEYIKGRRPWFKFBDJSUYUUUYRUYYII THAT WAS SO CUTE🥺🥺🥺🥺
Spongebob’s so pure he literally turned certified tough guys into legit teddy bears I cannot
Loved seeing the interior to the Salty Spitoon
Idk if ya’ll noticed this lil detail, where Spongebob STEPPED OVER SOME ICE BC THAT’S LITERALLY A NOD TO THE SALTY SPITOON’S DEBUT EPISODE WHERE SPONGE SLIPPED ON AN ICE CUBE AND LANDED HIMSELF IN THE HOSPITAL AND HE DOESN’T WANNA MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN
I love how the boss is a female anglerfish cuz a lot of the pictures we see are actually females. Accurate, as always!
I like how they had pictures of Sandy during the bull riding scene
Basically what happened with Mrs. Puff in this episode:
Puff: I fear no man, but that….
Spongebob: :3
Puff: It scares me
LIKE SHE REALLY SAID THAT KDGDGSGEHTJFHSGDGH
Also love how the back of Mrs. Puff’s jacket is “Big Fat Meanie”. Guess she remembered Patrick’s drawing and was like “Bet”
THE PART WHERE THE BIKER FISH WALKED INTO THE SOFTY SPITOON AND ACTUALLY LOOKED OUTSIDE TO MAKE SURE HE WASN’T AT WEENIE HUT JR’S HSHFHDHDHDGDGRGDGF
Also I made a thing
Squidward actually saying “I love you” omfg
ALSO CLOWN SQUIDWARD IS SOMETHING I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE HELP
How much you wanna bet the drawings at the end were done by the rest of the patrons? awwwwww
In conclusion, Spongebob has the same energy as Winnie the Pooh and Paddington, in this scenario. This episode really reminded me of that scene where Paddington was sent to prison and the other prisoners ended up loving him to pieces
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Top 5 ocs ever >:3
AUGH ANON you are EVIL, who asks a mother to RANK HER CHILDREN.
Ask me for my Top 5
In no particular order, the first five blorbos that I have been rotating a lot these days:
- Kilian Macleod. For a bitch that died 2005 in a car crash, this man gets a lot of mileage in certain AUs and the main story backstory. The worst MacLeod of them all, with the biggest heart and no one to love, because everyone keeps walking. I love my grumpy Rotten Prod Derryman <3 Mischievious bugger.
- Désirée Dupont. One simply has to admire her commitment to the bit. Yes I am a woman, no I don't think I'll go on HRT or get surgery, yes I will talk about gutting fish at the dinner table, yes that is my clown costume, yes I think life is more fun the more curiosity one has. Would you like to hear my beautiful singing voice, immediately followed by the worst alpine horn solo ever heard. Don't be sad, we'll go fishing.
- Paddy O'Neill. Deepest Sigh known to mankind. You can fit so much trauma into this badboy. Old man by virtue of surviving everyone else in his life. Chockful of ghosts and love and also metric tons of boxtys and rashers.
- Fabio Bellini. Born to be a catlover, forced to be babysitter to the world's most explosive kindergarten. Keeper of the braincell in Team Italy most of the time, bc he doesn't like what it does rattling around in Francesco's skull. Easily wins most devoted boyfriend award. Would be the perfect human being if not for the fact of being Milanese.
- Eliza Jones. 50% of the batshit quota at the English office. Still torn between whether she should be a Geordie or a Yorkshire girl, bc someone with her unhinged chaos energy and Maisie Adam's voice would be quite funny, but Lauren Pattinson's accent saying the same deranged shit would also be hilarious. Woman not only thinks she could fight a goose and win, but also literally said "Just because we kidnap someone doesn't mean we can't care about them". I wonder how Arthur does it, upkeep his reputation of the perfect rational gentleman and then he hires people like this. 10/10, I support women's wrongs.
#beareplies#storie nostre#anon#kili#fabio#dési#paddy#eliza#someone wondered if Eliza was Nyo America bc I don't describe her looks in IP and with the energy she is bringing I am not surprised
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had a mess of weird dreams.
1. weird terraria update
2. going to a distant wedding with my dad's side of the family
3. interlude: murder mystery?
4. thee paint shop
Terraria update. i remember there was some tunnel in the basement that took us to a dark and fucked up and scary cave. you could only play as octopath characters. there was a late game miniboss we managed to killed early next to a specific rune in the ground on accident so t made an enchantment platform, which helped us get etter. there were new fish and new bugs in this area so I put them in my net. the fish were aggro tho but dropped a lot of resources, so I was mad wheb nh sister drained the lake. there was also a new thing where the right side of the map would always be auto converted to a fungus wasteland until you did a miniquest. there was a character called Beast Master that could also spawn in the wasteland and be converted to fungus. but he was modtlu fine. abyeay we bad to uncovert the area to access the ocean normally. it was really annoying.
at some point that for my dad's side of the family we had to go to a wedding. & then they eanted my help with a shirt design, so we went to an art store in the middle of a latge shopping center - they revealed the shirt to me. also we couldn't go through the back door bc there was this WHOLE other thing going on too actually.
some kind of convoluted murder mystery.
1. this guy was accused of some crime recently after he got out of jail, but he wasn't in the area at the time - his overbearing family was freaking him out, so he went to a nice vacation rental to hide out.
2. this other guy who was either a professional clown or some kind of clown hobbyist played a stupid orank on him that actually got him in trouble le in the first place, and he dirst wanted to run away from the situation but then felt really vad and wanted to go make it up and then apologize. . but he did so in his clown costume bc he was shy.
3. the family was feeding off the drama and also indirctly shifting blame to the first guy since I think he was rich from a false accusation settlement?
4. the cops first accused the first guy based on e everything, but that guy was creeped out by the clown showing up at the place & he thought the clown was yhere to kill him. he was confused on why the clown was cooking for him & hanging out & veing someone to play Mario kart 8 against, but it wasjust creeping him out more & more & he did what he did best becore the clown could apologize (it was implied hed done this before) and jumped out the winfow into the ocean. the ocean was warm, and the waves were high. anyway then these weird red string like fairy things upholders of justice showed up to the vacation place with the clown inside. they probably would have obliterated (???) everything maybe? but the cops put them to sleep for the time being.
anyway we couldn't go through the back door kf the store bc it was likely the things would wake up.
back to the store. the shirt was was a [my workplace] branded shirt with xia ji on it that was like WANTED [mugshot] 2027 except he was innocebt now so they wanted to add a color to the print hat was "wanted" crossed out & they wanted to use paint, but I thought wed need one of tbose paint pens instead to really get the scannable hand drawn vibe they wanted, so I was interacting with the workers very friendly & they eere bringing me stuff & also the store was full of anime loving losers & also my friend A from college. everyone left after sundown & the people were chilling while my sister & dad were standing there & I was still doing swatches. it seemed like the employees were never allowed to go home based on the conversations I overheard, (they could go to other places in the shopping center to get food & etc) but they seemed fine with it - at least until the parking lot lights stopped turning off 2 years ago.
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Hi, I'm sick at home so here is what I think all of my OCs (or most) would taste like if you bite into them ^^
💖 sonas
Prickle: Watermelon candy, mainly watermelon sour patch kids
Eli: cigarette smoke but also chocolate
Salem: Ube cake, they are literally the same color
Benjamin Beedles: uh, coffee
🌄 Sunstreak city
Parker: orange sherbet
Cynder: Strawberry
Pistol: uhh, strawberry banana I think
Dotty: Peaches, her last name is peaches, tho realistically she'd taste like gator
Cecil: idk, some sort of fruit salad I think
Dandelion: He probably tastes like skin. Tho, idk how many people did this but if you ever took a bite of a dandelion imagine that's what he tastes like.
Milk Tea: I imagine she tastes like strawberry milk tea but my gf said she probably tastes like butter flavored cotton candy, whatever that is
Mini Magica: Mango
Gumdrop: I feel like this one is obvious
Desmond: Probably chalk tbh, that texture too
Elliot: Something about him makes me think he'd taste like water
Bigtop: uhh, raspberries maybe, or a combination blackberry and raspberry
Saturn: banana
🐰 Rabbitville
Adah: fruit punch maybe
Aurora: gardenias, but the way they smell
Chloe: erm, blue raspberry snow cone
Cream: coffee, but like with a lot of sweetener and milk in it
Lola: dum dums dragon fruit lollipop
Lucy: uh.. mushroom maybe
Molly: hamburger or like, some tasty vanilla and chocolate thing, like marble cake
Starshine: cinnamon roll, cream cheese icing
Sugar: brown sugar
Squidge: Monster energy but if you took all the flavors and mixed them together so you're basically drinking battery acid
Penelope: chocolate chip cookie, but like double chocolate so the cookie is chocolate as well
Peanut: cotton candy
Miles: Animal cracker
Maxwell: Idk, old yogurt?
Latte: um.. a latte
Io: Fruit gummy but like.. cold. Iced fruit gummy
Inu: pineapple maybe? Pineapple cracker
Inky: Rocks, or the way pen ink smells. Or Hot Topic ig
Honey: ik what you're probably thinking "ah she tastes like honey bc that's her name" NO she tastes like bees
Finley: Either button mushroom or fresh basil
Eleanor: grape fanta
Daisy: cream filled donut but there's so much cream that it's all you can really taste
Courtney: pomegranate
Anthony: fish sticks. Fried fish sticks
James: orange peel probably
Owen: felt. He's not made of felt I just think he'd taste like it
Wesley: lavender
Arachnid: roses I think
Clue: blueberries, but the sour ones
Jupiter: idk smth nasty
Daredevil: spicy candy, like cinnamon candies
Nightstar: uh Ireland
🐦⬛ Ravendale
Zapp: Batteries
Toodles: Probably balloons
Peony: metal, they aren't made of metal, I just think they'd taste like it
Mel: caramel or graham cracker
Maxxie: glowstick fluid and mint
Jester: clown makeup and licorice
Cozii: peanut butter and chocolate
Clementine: pine tree or fudge
Bonk: peanuts
🪽 Afterlife
Cryptid: Charcoal
Spinach: spinach, artichoke, maybe together
Creation: Croissant
Demetri: cherry candy
Brandi: Alcohol, non specific
Aura: idk but her eyes remind me of sweet potato
Edmund: Glitter/neg
Theseus: paper
Locket: meringue
Nova: lilac, the color, and stars
Viper: snake.
Roulette: pennies
Renn: butter
Sariel: butter again
Yeshua: paprika
Misc
Bubblegum: bubblegum
Cherpie: froot loops
Hopscotch: those stupid little hard fruit candies that I don't understand how anyone likes them
Indigo: Squid ink
Jeremy: the moon
Kiwi: weed. Probably kiwis too
Mochi: oreo
Sandy: gingerbread
Sunny: honey :3
Okay. That's all I'm doing, I still have more OCs but eh
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