#bastards anonymous

[mantisgodsart]

After carefully revising our Vi design, we think we know where we went wrong... not enough fluff. Obviously, we did the other two members of Team Snakemouth with her. This is the first time we've ever drawn a beetle this... non-anthromorphized, we think. New experience.

#bug fables #vi #leif #kabbu #humans b gone #sketch #our art #Bad News! this beetle is fucking hauling ass so his teammates dont get fucking arrested and murdered by ants #this kabbu pose is actually based on an irl rainbow scarab utterly SPRINTING we found while looking for refs #hopefully he turned out well we had to Condense him a bit and with the head from a side view hes a bit harder to recognize #bee #moth #beetle #we're proud of the vi n leif tbh #bastards anonymous #leif cant fucking fly because (spoilers) so he just fucking trundles around being the only member of the team who Cant #kabbus mandibles took. so long to do bc we went through so many revisions #and its his fault for his canon design having two sets of em

[audioroleplayconfessions]

BVZ is making me question my gender

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#bastards vs zombies #anonymous confessions #audio roleplay #good boy audios

[blue-rose-soul]

“Angel Dust cracks a joke about Lucifer wanting Alastor to call him 'daddy' and Lucifer promptly vomits all over the carpet.”

Asksjdjdjhdjfjf Absolutely dying, this mental image is hilarious, I just love this au. In this scenario do you think Lucifer would end up telling Alastor or would he just put that off forever?

In Angel's defense, he doesn't know what's going on! He'll apologize when the truth comes out.

Honestly, I don't think Lucifer would tell Alastor right away. Not that he doesn't want to, but, well... Look, the man clearly has communication issues. He barely spoke to Charlie for years, and when he finally did he still sucked at it. At least, until Charlie snapped at him that a bloodthirsty serial killer was literally more supportive than he was being. He'd try to tell Alastor, but honestly, it would probably take something similarly big for him to actually spit it out. It doesn't help that, even without knowing the truth, Alastor already hates his guts.

On top of that, Lucifer just really really hopes he's wrong. He doesn't want to believe he'd betray his family in that way. Even if he was so intoxicated he forgot what teeth were and was very distressed by the sharp bones in his mouth, he can't forgive himself for cheating on Lilith. And he feels guilty over what he did to Nicaise as well. He genuinely liked her! He enjoyed dancing with her, and singing, and just partying and having fun. Lucifer saw Nicaise as a friend. The thought that he 'hit it and quit it' with someone he cared about, leaving her and their child to fend for themselves, makes Lucifer feel like scum.

So every time Lucifer tries to talk to Alastor, he freezes. He stammers, backpedals, and generally makes an ass of himself. It doesn't help that he keeps remembering the stupid things he said during their first meeting, and oh, the 'bellhop' and 'busboy' comments feel so icky now that he knows Alastor's black. He hears his own voice calling found families 'losers' and feels sick to his stomach and ends up just not saying anything.

All the while, Alastor continues to drive home how much of a failure of a parent Lucifer is until Charlie cuts in and shuts him down. Charlie jumping to Lucifer's defense doesn't make him feel much better.

#ask #anonymous #Hazbin Hotel #the Devil's Bastard AU #Lucifer Morningstar #Alastor #Charlie Morningstar #Angel Dust

[hakusins]

If male Jordan looks female does female Jordan look like a male? … (let me fuck em both)

unfortunately anon you'll have to get in line - there's already someone by jordan's side and he ain't the sharing type

but on f!jordan design!! I actually didn't think much when making m!jordan cause i was just thinking of what my oc's type would be (pretty men) HBREHBFJHBERF but if i were to view f!jordan, it would just be m!jordan design but female? so they'd look something like this:

BUT YOU DID give me the Thought of .... short haired f!jordan so you also get a bonus brainrot doodle from yours truly <3

but same anon - same, i want to fuck em both

#HBJERBFHJBEHJRFBJHERBF #HELP ME ANON IM SO SORRY FOR RESPONDING SO LATE #i had my hands preoccupied with another thing - (side eyes a certain bunny) #HJBERBFJBEJRHFBJERJHFEBJHFR #BUT I HOPE THIS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTION?!??!?!? #idk i just saw this and let my random thoughts take the wheel #ask dean #dean answers #jordan the pious #dol #dol related #degrees of lewdity #dol jordan #eri the orphan #dol pc #im sorry about my bastard son he's the possessive type #fan art #art #mine #my fan art #my art #anonymous #also had to bust out my ipad because my graphic tablet is DRIVING ME CRAZY with the connection issues #like babygirl i aint buying a new one you better keep working.

[vellichorom]

it is a mystery,

FEATURING !!!! @tommy-terror‘s Stanley & Narrator, && @lemoneychicken​‘s, @jesperjohansen’s & @staticlake‘s Narrators too!

#uwu art #The Stanley Parable #TSP Narrator #The Narrator #TSP Stanley #Stanley #The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe #anonymous #TOMMY'S NAR IS THE ONE W/ THE CURLED HAIR - LEM'S IS THE SPEECH BUBBLE - PASTA'S IS ( u know ) '' FAT BASTARD '' & DIA'S IS THE SCARFED ONE #i love my friends they're so talented & have tasty narrator designs #THEY ( ESPECIALLY TOMMY & PASTA ) REALLY INSPIRED MINE #ALSO HEYYYY THANK YOU I'VE NEEDED AN EXCUSE TO POST THESE #& there's still MORE #i've been on a parable kick & nobody here knows it #ALSO ALSO TOMMY COLORED THE MIDDLE TWO BENEATH ALL THE NARRATORS #she also inspired my narrator's own colors i love her dearly

[landoffreaksandfrogs]

I love kanaya and karkat, they're like siblings, like besties-but-not-quite, karkat looks up to her because she's like the only troll who's comfortable showing respect for others and who he feels at least kind of gets him, and kanaya's like "he helps me feel like my life isn't drastically different and I haven't lost everything I used to love from my childhood"

like they love each others but not in a relationship way or a friendship way their existence just makes them feel a little more validated and comforted

#ask #anonymous #karkat vantas #kanaya maryam #this looks almost like the kill em all i am bastard man 1434325 dead cops graphic #which. good. these two would kill cops

[hyperfixationtimego]

Do you think Korekiyo has a wide knowledge of meme culture or is more of a hermit?

okay okay okay I love this ask so much

my personal take on it is that he is VERY knowledgeable about memes but ONLY the outdated ones because he has to know EVERYTHING about them before he starts using them. the poor guy is a walking anachronism of language. all he knows are dead memes. everyone hates talking to him /hj

#Shuichi has to physically stop Kaede from grabbing him by the shoulders and shaking him around like a ragdoll HDVDNDNDNDS #it bothers her SOOO MUCH #meanwhile Kokichi and Miu are basically the ones who introduce him to new ones just by virtue of being bastards #it’s a point of pride for them at this point (everyone else is upset abt it because they get secondhand embarrassment every time kiyo talks) #danganronpa #korekiyo shinguji #korekiyo shinguuji #ndrv3 #killing harmony #new danganronpa v3 #new danganronpa v3 killing harmony #headcanon tag #ask box #anonymous

[gilears]

one time i was talking about sophomore year with a friend and we were talking about our favorite scenes from the forest. and i was like “oh my GOD that one scene where fabian has to—wait…” and had to stop and think. and it was not canon it was his scene from o&t. thought you’d like to know that lol.

HELLO. this is the best thing ive ever heard... i like knowing this so much.. o&t can be canon if you want it to be. take my hand.

#are we about to kiss fr rn #also the thing about fabian chap is that i understand brennans decision to make fabians trial on the sillier side #for pacing reasons and to not overload on the trauma for the entire episode #and also because fabian did a lot of emotional work on and following leviathan like it made Sense narratively #+ given the constraints of the live show #but did he consider that i had things to say about it? #did you think of that? you beautiful bastard with your beautiful eye freckles? #anyway. genuinely delighted beyond belief at this. thank you #ask #anonymous #o&t

[baconcolacan]

RTord loved his parents?

If they were alive during the war, what would they think of their son actions?

If one of his parents had died in the war, how would RTord react?

I'm using a translator and some things are probably not translated well sorry

And I also love your fanfics!

HI HI HI ANON!! Give me a moment to answer:

> I doubt he does, they’re not around

> Publicly they would be against it, privately they might want to make contact with him for asylum. Wont work though.

> He doesnt care. Cant miss something you never had.

And thank YOU for loving my works!! I’m glad you liked it ^^

#asks #anonymous #regimen ao3 #RTord is a right bastard #and not the funny heehoo bastard canon Tord might be #he sucks #dhajdjdjf

[deadandphilgames]

I'll never get over the handholding

These are the times we live in

they’re living their authentic lives (holding hands at all times to the point where it’s a bit ridiculous)

#the bastards would hold hands while peeing #asks #anonymous

[audioroleplayconfessions]

Okay but am I the only one who struggles finding good M4M content?

Like M4F has everything and M4A has many stuff too but Im really having a hard time finding good M4M content

Especially its very hard to find M4M story driven content imo

The only M4M story driven series I know of is:

-Dark Prince Series by Angels & Bread ASMR

-Broken Classmate by ZSakuVA (Which is completed)

-The Lost Prince by Obsidian Lantern

And like thats it

I wish there was more story driven asmr/Audio RP content for us gays ngl

Also I would love to hear M4M content suggestions if you guys have it!

Psssttt... Goodboy Audio's current series (Bastards vs Zombies) is M4M and it's amazing.

#anonymous confessions #audio roleplay #boyfriend asmr #M4M #recommendations #good boy audios #bastards vs zombies #M4M Audio #the lost prince obsidian lantern #broken classmate zsaku va #dark prince #angels and bread asmr

[blue-rose-soul]

To include Overlord Husk you can have it where Alastor kind of like funds his Casino or got Husk out of debt and has an outstanding favor.

I don't think Alastor would ever fund the casino. It's implied that Husk was cheating people out of their souls when he was an Overlord.

Selling and obtaining souls is the driving force of the Pride Ring's politics and economy. Even if he has a problem with the way a contractee is being treated, Alastor won't interfere with another person's soul contract unless he has his own reason for going after the deal maker. After all, the contractees knew what they were signing up for and they typically do gain something from these deals. But that's not the case where Overlord Husk is concerned. The souls don't gain anything from their contracts with Husk, they simply lost a game. Arguably that's still their risk to take and they knew the potential outcome. However, it's not unlikely that a lot of these souls were desperate, down on their luck folks, some with similar addictions to Husk and Angel Dust, who were willing to try literally anything to get a leg up. Even gambling their souls. And maybe it could still be justified if there was a chance they could win and walk away with enough money to start over again. Except Husk cheated.

The more I think about it, the more I like the idea of introducing Husk in this AU as an antagonist, but one who later joins the main crew.

Maybe he sets his sights on the hotel after the botched extermination and sees an opportunity to empower himself. He presents himself as a friendly face, looking to invest in the hotel and possibly get in good with Hell's royalty. In reality, he's hoping to get either Charlie or Alastor under a contract so he can use them as leverage against Lucifer. Only, Alastor catches on to what he's planning and manages to trap Husk in a contract instead. Husk joins the crew, but instead of being the tired old man resigned to Alastor's leash that we know, he's a recently fallen Overlord being dragged towards the light against his will and is still railing against it.

#ask #anonymous #Hazbin Hotel #the Devil's Bastard AU #Raised Together AU #Husk (Hazbin Hotel) #King of Hearts #Overlord Husk #I don't know who first suggested the name 'King of Hearts' but I love it

[rosescries]

rereading through dust coated is so funny, especially the part where the horror bros show up for the first time 💀 you could practically hear dust think "I could use you :)" to the duo in terms of giving his darling more protection, thats how i interpreted it anyways. AND HE WAS SO QUICK TO RAT PRIME SANS OUT TOO??? 😭😭 wasted no time to be all like "oh yeah prime sans would totally lock you up teehee but hey did you know my human is the sweetest pea around—" i just KNOW this mans was internally giggling and kicking his feet KFBWKBFKEHDJEH😭😭😭😭

i love your works sm, i keep coming back for them and rereading them. their rereadability is so ✨chefs kiss💕 mwah mwah

Dust hates Sans, and loves Mc, so he's going to use everything in his arsenal to fuck over Sans and protect Mc. Man is being stupid and Dust is going to make him pay for it.

I'm glad you enjoy my stuff, means a lot!

#dust really really hates sans #and he's got a good thing going #he's not going to let that bastard ruin it for him #dust coated asks #rosey answers #anonymous

[vellichorom]

Is your narrator taken? 👉👈🥺

MARRIED, even! after 10 long years ~ // ft @tomi-chuu's stanley 💗

#anonymous #inbox #Goreguts #TSP blogging #uwu art #Stanarrator #The Stanley Parable #the extra tags because i spent good time on this one #BUT YES !!!! HE IS CANONICALLY #SOMEHOW stanley put up with this bastard long enough & decided they wanted to marry him & then they MARRIED #& that's their canon endgame !!!!!! the good exe ending <3 #there are ALSO plenty of AUs where thierry ends up dating.... ironically primarily alternates of himself. narratorswept i suppose <3 #BUT GOREGUTS- I mean Stanarrator is his canon relation yes

[nerdalmighty]

Did you hear that HBO Max is getting rid of Infinity Train, OK K.O, and a bunch of other shows permanently?

Yes and I am DEVASTATED!!!!! Luckily OK KO is still on Hulu (out of order, unfortunately) and Infinity Train has at least Book One and Book Two on DVD (though Owen Dennis, the creator, is actively supporting the piracy of his show), but the fact that others may become lost media as a result of this Warner Discovery merger? Unacceptable and disrespectful to everyone who watched and ESPECIALLY those who worked on these shows!!!!!!! Now new generations of kids and animation lovers will never get to enjoy these already underrated shows!!!!!!!!

For those who don't know, HBO Max is taking down a bunch of content from their library THIS WEEK so that they don’t have to pay residuals to creators and so that they can claim them on their taxes, as Warner was apparently in serious debt. I'm not 1000% sure about the details so I could be wrong, but regardless, a ton of wonderful content is being taken away from us due to corporate greed. The full list of what's being taken down, as well as some backstory as to what's happening, can be found here.

And here's a live look at me:

#hey guys? #just put me in charge #put me in charge! #my brother went to business school #he can do the money stuff #BUT I SHALL SAVE THE CONTENT #YOU ABSOLUTE RAT BASTARDS #it's sickening #hbo max #cartoon network #ok ko #infinity train #great show #cartoons #emma blabs #thanks for the ask! #anonymous #answered #mine #my gifs #yikes and a half

[the-monkey-ruler]

how hardworking is bajie in the novel? fanart gives off the impression that he’d rather do anything but work

And he WOULD! HE DOES NOT LIKE TO WORK! Rather nap and kick back.

But honestly, next to Wukong, he does do the second most amount of work when it comes to fighting demons and getting food.

Don’t get me wrong man will complain the whole time while doing it but he is a competent fighter in many regards. Man was the Marshall in Heaven that only answered to the Jade Emperor himself, a navel officer so he knows a thing or two about fighting and tactics he just doesn't apply himself often. Not since being pig shaped.

There are many times he was the one to fight demons alongside Wukong, sometimes they even coordinate attacks with one another to get the drop on their enemy.

He was able to kill Princess Jade Face, Great King Fox Number Seven, the Wansheng Princess, all six of the tree spirits, White-Faced Vixen Spirit, King of the Southern Hill, King of Heat Protection, and King of Dust Protection. That isn't even included in the assistant kills that helped with Wukong and in enemies such as the Pythron Demon.

Funny enough he gets pretty protective of Sanzang when it comes to him being sexually harassed as well. I like to think that is his own personal turning point when it comes to respecting other people's boundaries.

But also he 'sacrifices' himself for Sanzang's place XD

I've always read it as it's more of a threat than a promise. Because he also knows that women won't go for him being a pig. Which is a little sad but also him using his appearance to his advantage to scare women in the Women's Kingdom. Says he won't be turned into a fragrant bag cause no one would even want him.

The main reason he is so antagonistic is that he IS THE CLOWN. There is a scene Bajie is being cooked by a GAINT streamer and he complaining he is going to come out wrong if the fire tenders (that Wukong is stopping) don't cook him RIGHT. Also that Bajie knows Wukong in diguse by seeing his cheeks and thinking "I KNOW THOSE CHEEKS ANYWHERE!"

Literally, his role in the book is to make laughs and to be the verbal and literal punching bag. Wukong himself is funny, absolutely, but he needs someone to play off him as well. It is very like that one group of Abbott and Costello vibes in some scenes where they just verbally poke on one other, and often there are cases were they pull pranks. Mostly Wukong at Bajie but still.

Like Wukong letting Bajie get captured by an enemy just so he can save him later. HE DOES THIS TWICE. He was mad Bajie thought he died (legit thought he died) in the first one and he took money from Bajie the second time he saved him XD told him it was the 'groups' money and they should share.

And I know people give Bajie hell for being a shit to Wukong but also… Wukong is ALSO a shit back to him. Wukong isn't one to be walked over and he definitely has his fair share of making Bajie feel that revenge for being a shit in the first place. They are shits to each other. Which makes them ever more enjoyable. Wukong is even the one to put a paper saying "I can heal the king" in Bajie’s back pocket when he falls asleep FACING THE WALL NOT TO SCARE ANYONE WITH HIS FACE. Man was legit trying NOT to get into trouble and Wukong knew this was going to be hilarious.

HE WAS PRANKED.

Also Bajie carrying Wukong thinking he could 'trip' and send Wukong flying. But Wukong anticipated this and made a clone of himself to be on Bajie so when he trip the clone drifted away as Bajie and Wujing just looked on in horror as their brother MELTED before their eyes. And Wukong turning into a woodpecker to peck at Bajie to wake him up.

That one was elaborate.

He does have some good ideas even from time to time despite his laziness. He knew how to get Bailong to walk across ice safely and for once USED THE RAKE AS A RAKE to clear a forest. Also that he knows a bit about farming because he was a farmer for a least three years with the Gao family.

So again he is capable and knows a bit despite his ignorance in other matters he just hates to admit he is wrong and hates to admit even more when he can’t do something. Which is hard to do when you are working with someone with MUCH more knowledge and power like Wukong.

I really think that Bajie looks up to Wukong while also being incredibly jealous of Wukong as well. That he relies on him as a companion but lets his own insecurities and jealousy get in the way of working with him, rather purposefully trying to make things harder for Wukong as if to get back at him. But I really think Bajie knows they need Wukong. Even when Wukong is knocked out and unconscious from the Red Boy fight Bajie doesn't believe for a second he is really dead, rather just going straight into reviving him. He also tells others they should treat him with high respect, make it sound like Wukong is danger but also that he is just so powerful in general and that he deserves to be regarded as such.

I don't think it's a coincidence that Bajie is the one after Wukong's first banishment that he has to go get him to save the rest of the group. Because he is the one that messed up by convincing Saznag Wukong was lying. But he also knows they can't do this journey without Wukong. He might be big talk but I think he's going to get Wukong was a humbling moment for him too cause he knows they are going to lose. Another way he shows that is when he thinks Wukong really dies he gets MAD. Because he knows now there is no chance, they are really going to DIE and he is upset.

I still think that Bajie just wanted to get back at Wukong for making fun of him in when GuanYin strung him up to a tree after the Ginseng Fruit arc. But he really didn't know what the fillet implies as he has never seen it used until then. It doesn't make it right but I do think it explains himself a bit more.

And even when Bajie went back to get Wukong, Wukong gave him a tour of his mountain AND STILL pulled a fast on him by having him think he wasn't coming when he was right behind Bajie the whole time. He just wanted Bajie to sweat a little longer. But there was something about Wukong having Bajie see how whole home and what he is leaving but also that Bajie really enjoyed seeing where he lived… even if the Little Suns threw Bajie around like a sake of flour weighing nothing… BUT HE STILL HAD A NICE TIME.

Bajie seems to have a lot of faith in his brothers, even if he rather run away and avoid a fight altogether because he is a bit of a coward he is more often overconfident on taking on demons with his group.

But when he thinks Wukong might actually die after they think they lost Sanzang to a demon he tells him he can't else they will have too much to grieve. And how he only feels confident in battle when he knows Wukong is behind him. I do love it when Bajie and Wujing look on in awe at Wukong and his power he thinks they might be gossiping about him and gets suspicious, leading to another prank.

And I feel like he gets that kind of confidence only later throughout the series, where he actually stops trying to divide the luggage when things go bad and tries to see to the end of the journey to get the scriptures. He is still a lazy guy that rather sleep and eat all day but he gets a bit better along the way, participating with his party in the journey and starting to see the goal to attain the scriptures as something he also wants to and actually trying harder to prove that to himself. It takes him a lot longer than Wukong and even Wujing but I think he really comes around to being a team player.

This kinda turned into a Bajie apologist post but I just really love this pig. He is a lazy asshole that starts shit he needs a good slice of humble pie because he cares a lot

#anonymous #anon #anon ask #jttw #journey to the west #xiyouji #Zhu Bajie #honestly I could’ve kept on going but Tumblr only allows for 30 pictures #Felt like I was being a little bit too much by then #but there a reason Bajie has like his own solo TV shows and movies #He’s just… loveable in his a weird way #he a sad clown #that could be given so much room for charcater #he lazy bastard I enjoy #takes a long time for him to stop trying to break the party anytime Sanzang kidnapped #but honesly Wukong and Bajie are the best duo #I think I have a meme where it’s like Wukong fighting DBK trying to reason with his sworn brother #but dbk it’s just been a dick and Bajie comes up and helps Wukong beat his ass #like friendship with dbk ended #new friendship with Zhu Bajie has started #YOU COULD PUT SO MANY EMOTIONS INTO THIS PIG #1996 Bajie is peak for being lovesick fool vibes and absolutely going through a whole charcater arc to see the error of his ways after #✨ traumatize✨ #he is lazy but he does try #he usually fails though #next to Sanzang Bajie gets kidnapped the most #everyone keeps trying to eat him as well and I know it’s because he’s a pig #This is why he complains of how to be eaten #ask