#banana buddha

[nymphia-wind]

NYMPHIA WIND ● Häagen-Dazs

#nymphia wind #rpdr 16 #rupaul's drag race #banana buddha #social media

[sapphire-to-the-rain]

multicolored nymphia !

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i don’t even know what came over me but i just drew this in like 3 hours

#i saw the og picture on her story and i was floored #something abt the lighting idk #i think i cooked on this one guys #time to not draw again for months (jk i have so many wips begging to be finished) #nymphia wind #rpdr s16 #rpdr fanart #fanart #drag race fanart #drag queen fanart #my art #banana buddha #i almost posted on ig first and then i was like WAIT NO #tumblr always gets it first 💘💘💘

[friedtofufu]

SPOILERS!!

MY FUCKING GOD LETS GO NYMPHIA WIND FUCK ALL THEM BITTER BITCHES WHO DONT LIKE NYMPHIA OUR BANANA BUDDHA LETS GO THATS FOR THE ENTIRETY OF ASIA THATS MY WINNER

#nymphia wind #rupaul's drag race #OUR AMAZING BANANA BUDDHA #WE LOVE YOU NYMPHIA

[nectarink]

#laptop #decor #chanel #butter #lazy egg #gudetama #sadboy2005 #starbucks #sbux #downtown boys #batman forever #Warhol #banana #seeker #grandma moses #old guys rule #buddha #buddhist #stickers #design

[selkiecoded]

maybe chugging a full can of mountain dew isnt a great idea right before we have to be really quiet and move a bunch of heavy shit but who am i to opt out of tradition

#first day of real production!!! omg come see it 🤗🤗🤗 #i do actually opt out of tradition. i will touch the buddha belly. i will go bananas. i will chug mountain dew. #i will NOT participate in cast prayer!! sorry! i will not! idc i was literally the only one to step out of the circle its not happening!! #ive been doing productions since middle school and it is always so uncomfortable 😔 #the virgin prayer circle dedicated to the mormon god vs the CHAD mtn dew chugging circle dedicated to dionysus

[deathmetalunicorn1]

There are some people who like see a parent with a bunch of daughters and make weird comments like “sons are so much easier to raise” or “Better get your shotgun when she brings home a boy”. Basically sexist stereotypes which is really sad.

Can you do the Ror characters, especially some of the men reacting if someone made a stereotype comment about !childreader like that? Tysm

It is sad that people still think like this. Boys and girls are equally hard to raise as they each come with their own challenges! You got the attitudes, you got the hormones which make any gender go bananas in one way or another, growing pains and not being able to express their emotions the way they want to because nothing feel right, and plus they have to be a human on top of it which is stressful no matter the gender or age!! I’m gonna use some scary dads here >:3

-The moment (Leonidas, Thor, Odin, Buddha, Poseidon, Hades, Raiden, or Jack- pick your fav) heard those words uttered about you, his precious little daughter, who was currently weaving a flower crown for him, so you both would match, he knew instantly that he was probably gonna murder someone today.

-(Dad) grabbed the lowlife who uttered such filth, “You think I need to pull a weapon on another child just for being with my daughter? What makes you think she won’t be able to take care of herself? Are you insinuating that I would fail at raising my daughter to not make good judgement calls or being able to handle herself against someone who doesn’t respect her in the way she should be?”

-The heckler was panicking, trying to beg and plead that it was just a joke, that he meant it in a joking way because your daughter was so cute.

-Big mistake.

-(Dad) turned to you, his scary façade quickly fading, “Y/N, stay there and continue playing. I’ll be right back!” you nodded, smiling so sweetly up at him, “Okay papa!” he melted, feeling so warm and happy seeing you smiling at him.

-As soon as he turned back to the heckler, he was scary again, an aura of pain and death surrounding him as he hauled him up, “You said my daughter was cute, right? Why are you looking at a child in such a way? Guess I need to pull those out of your empty head!!”

-You sang happily as you held up your finished flower crown, ignoring the loud screaming in the background as the man your papa was talking to was begging for his life, trying to get away.

-When (Dad) arrived back, shaking his wet hands off as he had to wash the blood and dirt off, you ran to him, “Papa!” he smiled, picking you up and he grinned as you placed the flower crown on his head, “There- now we match!”

-He spun you around, making you squeal happily in delight as you both enjoyed the quiet moment together.

#record of ragnarok #ror x reader #ror leonidas #ror thor #ror odin #ror buddha #ror poseidon #ror hades #ror raiden #ror jack the ripper

[the-monkey-ruler]

Besides samadhi fire, is it mentioned what other weaknesses Wukong has?

He has been seen to be nearly the perfect fighter but in the face of certain magical items, he has been weakened. And in other, he has been completely overwhelmed.

When it comes to feats that have left him so hurt he was incapacitated it has been done by other different demons.

Yellow Wind Demon - Samadhi Wind has left him blind

Scorpion Demon - her venom left Wukong sick for some time

Honorary mentions! They didn't hurt Wukong but they did stop him without the use of magical items.

Immortal Zhenyuan - able to trap Wukong and party in his sleeves, unable to harm him

Silver Horn Demon King - putting THREE heavenly mountains on top of him to trap him (More information about this feat here by JTTWR https://journeytothewestresearch.com/2018/08/05/1521/)

Hundred Eyed Demon Lord - flashing lights blinding Wukong momentarily

Buddha - Traped him under the Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years

These are the most notable instances that was hurt or that he was left unable to move.

Now there are some magical items that have similar effects as well but these are items that can affect anyone in the same manner and should be noted that they are powerful no matter the wielder.

The Diamond Snare / Golden Jade Ring - used by Laozi to trap Wukong and used by Single Horned Rhino King to steal his staff

The Purple Gold Red Gourd - used by Silver Horn to trap Wukong (escaped through tricking the brothers)

Flask of Yin and Yang Essence - Used by Golden Winged Peng (escaped by using Gaunyin's golden hairs)

Banana Leaf Fan - used by Princess Iron Fan to blow Wukong away, had to use a pill to stay in place

Golden Cymbals - used by Yellow Brow Demon to trap Wukong and needed the aid of constellations to get him to escape

I may be missing a thing or two but honestly, I think that I got them all at least. Wukong isn't easy to stop and there are a LOT of items that were created just for the sake to at least slow him down. But most of these feats either show Wukong's resistance or to show his intelligence in getting out of traps. I do enjoy that a lot of these items show how one has to use cunning and reasoning to get out of, really highlighting Wukong's titles as the Mind Monkey.

#anon ask #anonymous #anon #jttw #journey to the west #sun wukong #xiyouji #ask #monkey king

[midgetchubbybunny02]

Buddha and Shiva’s Best and Worst pick up lines 👀😂

Shiva

Worst pick up lines

" If you were a vegetable, You'd be a CUTEcumber. "

" Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids. "

" If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus fine "

" You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight! "

" I went to my doctor and he told me I have a serious deficiency of Vitamin U! "

" It's not uter-you it's uter-us "

Best pick up lines (mostly pick up lines he would definitely use)

" Are you French? Cause ma-damn, you’re fine. "

" Life without you is like a broken pencil: pointless. "

" Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you. "

" There must be something wrong with my eyes… because I can’t take them off of you. "

" Have you ever been to jail? Because it should be illegal to be that good-looking. "

" I see you like tequila… Does that mean you’ll give me a shot? "

Buddha

Worst pick up lines

" Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work, but I feel like I should take you out. "

" If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one "

" Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants. "

" If you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple "

" Are you a banana? Because you are very appealing. "

Best pick up lines

" Can you take off your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings? "

" So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living? "

" When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul. "

" No wonder the sky is gray all the color is in your eyes. "

" You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel. "

" Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? "

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #ror shiva #ror buddha #Snv #ror #shuumatsu no walkure

[quitealotofsodapop]

I imagine that, since Wukong is the only one capable of lifting the staff, PIF would prioritize her sworn brother-in-law. Especially since his health was significantly more at risk than her husband. While she would love to prioritize DBK in this matter, and would do that under any other circumstances, the way things line up in Century Egg au do so in jsut the right way to make PIF worry more for Wukong's health and safety. Afterall, if she is to understand the terms of the request Wukong had made of her husband, now inherited by her after DBK was sealed, than PIF was charged with protecting Wukong and his the island in his stead and ensure he is only awoken within the safe window for the Egg to form to ensure hus safety and health. It is still much too early for such a disturbance to interfere with Wukong, and she would be both a terrible wife and sister if she did not do everything in her power to ensure the safety and health of the younger brother her husband had lived so dearly as to sacrifice his own reputation and freedom for

ooo true.

PIF would likely redirect her time and energy to keeping FFM and by extention Wukong safe. The Stone Monkey would need help the moment he awokened from his slumber, both with delivering and with caring for a newborn.

She would likely set up shop on the volcanic ring itself as it's direct warden. She takes up a modest living similar to her fate in Jttw, becoming almost like a cryptid to people who catch a glimpse of her before wild winds knock their boats/drones back to land.

The monkeys of the island appriciate her greatly as a protector - seeing her as an opposing power to the one that destroyed their island in the past. They try to invite to parties and celebrations so that she doesn't feel too alone on her sentry. the Stalwarts might make a point of visiting PIF directly for company.

She leaves her post for less than a day to retrieve her son, and finds a whole-ass boat of people looking like the Pilgrims walking around?!

PIF def panics and tries flying down to make sure they don't mess with anything - she isn't sure what the outcome is if a Stone Monkey got woken too early in the process and didn't want to take a chance.

She finds that she's a little too late, as the Not-Monk is already in the cave, dusting off the unconcious Monkey King like he's a statue.

Tang: "Oh hi! How did yo-" *sees the banana leaf fan* "OH MY BUDDHA. It's Princess Iron Fan!!" *nerding out* Baby Mei, has no idea whats going on: "Yay! Princess!!" PIF, looking a wind-swept mess: "What the actual diyu...?" Pigsy & Sandy: *jump into the cave looking for Tang* PIF: "What the-" The Ao-Longs: *fly inusing their dragon forms, looking for Mei* PIF: "How many people did my brother-in-law tell about this!?"

#century stone egg au #lmk aus #lmk pif #lmk princess iron fan #lmk #lego monkie kid

[nymphia-wind]

NYMPHIA WIND ☆ Japanese Butoh

Photography by Eric Magnussen

#nymphia wind #drag race #rpdr 16 #rpdr16 #rupaul's drag race #banana buddha #photoshoot

[sapphire-to-the-rain]

thinking about her

#shes such a dork #can we talk about how good her skin looks #also her piercings are so cool #nymphia wind #rpdr s16 #banana buddha

[x-fantasy-is-my-reality-x]

Full Masterlist

Updated: 4/10/23

💥 Attack on Titan:

Attack on Pranks

→Attack on Pranks: Chapter 1 (The First Task)

→Attack on Pranks: Chapter 2 (Keep Running)

→Attack on Pranks: Chapter 3 (How it All Started)

→Attack on Pranks: Chapter 4 (Showdown)

Attack on Titan Short Story Collection

→Attack on Titan Short Story Collection: Fireworks

→Attack on Titan Short Story Collection: Towels

💥 Kengan Ashura:

Muscle Heads: Ohma x Raian

→Chapter 1: Shut up, Raian

→Chapter 2: Off His Ass

→Chapter 3: Naughty

→Chapter 4: FishFace

💥 Dragon Ball:

A Serendipitous Future

Goku Black x Reader: Forbidden Fruit

→Chapter 1: The Flames of Destruction

→Chapter 2: The Game Begins

→Chapter 3: Blink of an Eye

→Chapter 4: Cat out of the Bag

→Chapter 5: The Room

→Chapter 6: Chained Freedom

→Chapter 7: The Calvary Arrives

→Chapter 8: The Curse of Immortality

→Chapter 9: Hate Me Not

→Chapter 10: Victory

→Chapter 11: Zamasu’s Revenge

→Chapter 12: Hidden Treasures

→Chapter 13: The Wolf

→Chapter 14: Infiltrator

→Chapter 15: An Unlikely Allegiance

→Chapter 16: The Forest

→Chapter 17: Red Lights

→Chapter 18: Reunion

→Chapter 19: Even Nightmares Dream

→Chapter 20: The Pact

→Chapter 21: The Ritual [SMUT]

→Chapter 22: Back Again

💥 Baki:

Not Really Katsumi

💥 One Punch Man:

Mayhem

💥 Friday the 13th/Halloween:

Friday the 13th Oneshots: Michael x Jason

→Chapter 1: Handful

→Chapter 2: Halloween Headache

→Chapter 3: You Make Me Go Crazy (SMUT)

💥Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit:

The Elf and the Elk

Red of Rivendell

Mischief

→Mischief: Chapter 1

→Mischief: Chapter 2

→Mischief: Chapter 3

→Mischief: Chapter 4

→Mischief: Chapter 5

→Mischief: Chapter 6

→Mischief: Chapter 7

💥Tangled (2010):

Dirty: Stabbington Brothers/Reader [SMUT]

Works In Progress

If there's anything in particular that you want to see posted, just comment on this post or shoot me a DM, and I'll try to get that one out a bit faster! If you have any questions also feel free to let me know. Some of these were written a while ago and forgotten about but I hate leaving things unfinished.

💥 House of Wax/Halloween:

You Look Like Me (And I Don't Like It): Bo Sinclair x Michael Myers

💥 Friday the 13th/Halloween:

Sharp Love: Jason Voorhees x Michael Myers

Friday the 13th Oneshots: Michael x Jason-Chapter 3

💥 The Collector (Asa Emory):

On Your Own: Professor!Asa Emory x Reader

Never Kiss a Stranger At the Bar: Professor!Asa Emory x Reader

Wrong File: Professor!Asa Emory x Reader

The TA: Professor!Asa Emory x Reader

💥 Hannibal (NBC):

Symphony of Murder: Asa Emory & Hannibal Lecter

💥 Slasher Harem:

House of Horror: Brahms/Asa/Michael/Jason/Harry/Pyramid Head/Bo/Thomas/Ghostface/Jason x Reader

💥 Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit:

Gold and Brown: Lindir x Legolas

Elven Encounters

Taste of Revenge

The Three Hunters: How it Should Have Been

💥 Mo Dao Zu Shi:

No Choice But the Wrong One: Xue Yang x Reader

💥 Banana Fish:

Cold Blue: Frederick Arthur x Reader

💥 Baki:

To Love a Monster: Yujiro x Reader

Triple Doom: Implied Mouth Triplets x Jun Guevaru

💥 Attack on Titan:

Attack on Titan Short Story Collection-Body Swap

💥 Kengan Ashura:

The Shadow That Never Sleeps

Muscle Heads: Ohma x Raian-Chapter 5

Kengan Ashura Oneshots-That's Not a Swimsuit: Ohma Tokita x Reader

Strong, Stronger, and the Strongest: Ohma Tokita x Lihito x Kure Raian

💥 Dragon Ball:

Goku Black x Reader: Forbidden Fruit-Chapter 23

The Devil's Promise: Goku Black x Reader

💥 Record of Ragnarok:

Cherrypop: Buddha x Reader

💥 Toriko:

55 Days to Tame the Beast: Zebra x Reader

💥 Sherlock Holmes (BBC):

The Untold Tales of a Second

💥 Squid Game:

All I See is Pink: Pink Soldiers x Reader

💥 Harry Potter:

Pranking Severus Snape

Mercy for the Brave: Severus Snape x Reader

💥 Marvel-Loki:

Not So Cold: Loki Odinson x Reader

💥 How To Train Your Dragon 3:

DragonSlayer: Grimmel x Reader

Betrothed to a Killer: Grimmel x Reader

#masterlist #multifandom

[mrsterlingeverything]

Watching drag race has me saying shit like i need banana buddha to win

[real-sun-wukong-fan01]

fav hc is that wukong has thousands of hobbies but baking/cooking are not any of them because he's afraid of the stove and cant read instructions

He's probably scared of the smoke and fire of the stove, not the object or the hobby itself, plus it happened multiple times he ended up blind because of the smoke, even if a small one, bet.

And, he doesn't think he needs it! He doesn't even eat cooked food, and he's a monkey. Most of the human food is off limits for him, he can get diabetes from a banana for Buddha's sake! Imagine eating a cake!

so, he never looked into it.

He knows how to draw, and likes it too, he loves painting random stuff, sometimes he paints his friends because he's afraid of forgetting their faces.

He likes playing videogames, he even made one.

He likes listening to music, his favorite thing to do when painting, it helps him concentrate (he definitely listens to marina.)

he likes writing, he himself likes writing fics about random things, he likes hiking, he likes walking, he likes helping animals, he likes helping people. Sometimes he disguises as a doctor because he finds fun doing surgery, and always succeeds.

He likes learning math, he likes learning chemistry, he likes learning biology, he's a science guy, he has even a medical degree!

he likes to illustrate, he likes to dig up bones and figure out again history and remember it, he likes inventing things, stylist his hair and clothes, likes to color his hair, likes to make clothes himself.

But cook? Nah.

he either eats fruits, which are good for him, hair food in the firm of normal things like cake or pastries since he can't eat too much sugar because of diabetes, but he likes ordering stuff too.

Noodles are his favorite, he always orders from pigsy (secretly because pigsy reminds him so bad of bajie, he isn't even sure it's his reincarnation.)

sometimes he buys vegetarian food, like meatballs but in a form that even vegetarians can eat, so he can try and do some special meals from other cultures.

Italian, Spanish, french, german, English, and so much more.

he always..has to go directly to the country itself to try them out though.

but that's fine, he has fun visiting places, he had nothing to do for 500 years.

But in the end, he never learned how to cook.

But knows everything else. Even acient Greek and Latin. But cooking? HAHAHAHAHHA

#fav hc of mine? he actually eats quite a lot #even if just hair #because it was a thing bajie did #so he does it too #like also drinking tea #wujing did it #so he also does it #even though unless it's iced tea he hates the taste #sun wukong #lego monkie kid #monkey king #journey to the west #jttw #monkie kid #lego sun wukong #lego monkie kid headcanon

[cyberthot666]

eating healthy is not about forcing yourself to eat foods you don’t like. like I know I like grilled chicken, I like salmon, I like tofu, I like shrimp. those are my proteins. I like white rice. I like quinoa & brown rice sometimes too but I’m not going to force myself to eat those if I would prefer white. I know I like eggs & avocados. those are healthy fats. I know I like broccoli, zucchini, asparagus, spinach (if seasoned right) those are my greens. I’m not going to buy sweet potatoes just bc I saw them in a picture of a buddha bowl because I know I don’t really like sweet potatoes all that much and probably won’t eat them. I wouldn’t feel encouraged to cook them either. I like bananas alright but most times I buy them they sit on my counter and rot. which is why I buy fruit smoothie blends bc I know I like them, and I will just drink my fruits. I’ve created a formula when I go to make a healthy meal: usually start with a base grain/carb, then there’s the main protein, then some sort of greens, and maybe throw a healthy fat in as well. it’s worked pretty well so far.

#healthy eating #and I enjoy to cook #so it’s good to buy things I know I’ll want to cook #food

[the-monkey-ruler]

Journey to the West: Rediscovering the Power of God (2017) 西游记之再显神威

Director: Zhang Shuyao Starring: Zhang Yingying / Chen Kairui Country/Region of Production: Mainland China Language: Mandarin Chinese Date: 2017-04-06 (Mainland China) Duration: 62 minutes Type: Reimanging

Summary:

The film is based on Journey to the West and tells the story of Sun Wukong, who fought against the Holy Buddha and pretended to be the Bull Demon King to get a banana fan in order to cross the Flame Mountain, but was seduced by the Iron Fan Princess. Afterwards, the Bull Demon King started a war with Sun Wukong because of his grudge. Unexpectedly, the incident alarmed Bodhisattva Guanyin, and the three of them were demoted to the mortal world one after another. After Sun Wukong descended to earth, he became Sun Xiaoguai and fell in love with his classmate Tie Shanshan (Princess Iron Fan reincarnated in ten mortal lives). However, he was jealous of his love rival Jin Lei, who took dirty photos of Sun Xiaoguai undressed and threatened him to give up Tie Shanshan. Sun Xiaoguai was bullied so much that he had no choice but to give up. Later, under Jin Lei's pressure, Sun Xiaoguai couldn't bear it anymore and resisted but found that he had Sun Wukong's superpower.

Source: https://movie.douban.com/subject/27013139/

Link: N/A

#Journey to the West: Rediscovering the Power of God #西游记之再显神威 #jttw media #jttw movie #movie #lost media #live action #reimaging #reimagining #continuation #sun wukong centered #sun wukong #princess iron fan #bull demon king