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woah-uhuh-uhuh-uhuh · 7 months

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(ALMOST) EVERYTHING I NOTICED FROM BAC BMC

NOTE: spot check me!

It was the Two Rivers script, but I still haven't read the whole Two Rivers script so if I mention something I noticed that’s actually just… in the script… lmk!

Also: if you also saw the BAC production (or if you are the BAC people???) and I missed something, let me know!!! Literally anything at all I will put it here I’d love to approach comprehensiveness!!

ALSO: Spoilers! If you plan on going to Jake’s Halloween Party maybe wait? Or don’t!!

CHARACTERS

Madeline

Putting Madeline here because the first thing I noticed in the whole show is she’s ACTUALLY A FRANCOPHILE and it’s so funny ldksjfjsfksdlf. She wears a beret, and people put on a stereotypical French accent whenever they quote her djslkfjsfkfds And during the play backstage someone (I think Chloe?) runs up to her, smacks her beret off and yells “You’re not French!”

Jeremy

OH oh oh oh oh. Bac Jeremy my beloved…. I swear like 30% of Christine’s autism was generously donated to Jeremy for this production jlkdsfjdls

He has this habit where he’ll put his hands in his cardigan pockets and push his them around in front of him or on his body to feel the tension of the jacket stretching. Patrick said this quirk was based on a neurodivergent kid he knows. I don’t have photo evidence and IDK how to describe it perfectly but i did draw it here (x). It wasn't exactly like that though OTL

He does it whenever he’s nervous (so almost CONSTANTLY) up until BMC P.1 when the SQUIP tells him to take his hands out of his pockets. During that song you can see him trying to put his hands back safe in his pockets but afterwards he never does it again, even after The Play. He also doesn’t do it when he’s with Michael, even at the beginning, so I take it to mean it goes away when he’s comfortable.

I think he flinches and cowers a lot (compared to other Jeremys, that is). Whenever Rich surprises him, Jeremy jumps and protectively throws his arms over his face. I think he reacts similarly to other people a few times - I don’t remember when exactly though… There’s also several times where he’ll stand totally petrified out of fear, like when Rich is writing “boyf” or when Chloe’s coming onto him. By all of this I basically mean it’s really obvious he’s been physically abused (presumably by Rich).

Just in general, his freakouts are very physical, he’ll kinda do these stiff arm movements or cover his face in his elbow etc. Off the top of my head this happens during Upgrade and also at the end of The Play when Christine’s singing to him.

All this to say he has a very very visible physicality to his awkwardness and I love it. I don’t just mean that on a character acting level, I also mean like if you’re sitting behind him in class your attention will actively be caught by his awkwardness.

He also has a deeper register which he uses mostly in a joke context? He used it in normal conversation a few times too, I think more towards the end.

I noticed him standing just a little pigeon-toed near the beginning. I don’t know if this carried through the whole thing though.

Clothes: his cardigan is blackish with a blue outline, and he wears it over a green shirt with a question mark (I perceived it as a Gravity Falls shirt but might be wrong). The eminem shirt is black and I dont remember what he wears it with…. At the party he has a cyborg shirt and a visor, and after the party he has a white shirt with a flannel and khakis (or maybe light corduroys). In VIMH he has another fandom shirt on but I don’t remember what it was sorry it was 11pm ljfsdlkfjdslkfs

Its so obvious I’m a Jeremy stan this entry is the largest one sorry 🧍

Mr. Heere

He seemed less depressed and more just out of touch in this one? During Two Player Game, he seems decently chipper, if annoyed, though of course he’s still unable to dress himself and unwilling to put genuine effort in with his son.

When he says “Good talk” he gives Jeremy a friendly shoulder punch. Right before Pants Song, as usual, he says “I could ground you!” Jeremy says “I don’t think you could,” and gives his dad the same shoulder punch while saying “Good talk.” AAAAAAH.

Michael

He seemed less frenetic and anxious than the Troy!Michael I’m used to (sorry that’s my only reference for Michael lol).

He was generally loud and exuberant. A very excitable but down-to-earth Michael.

MITB was amazing. I was nervous because it’s obviously (obviously) the best song so there’s a lot of pressure but no it was done perfectly. Sad as fuck. Perhaps moreso because this Michael was especially normal until now. (Also because pre-MITB Jeremy was extra mean in this production)

For some reason, I found it easier to picture this Michael being a childhood & school friend? Maybe just because this production seriously pulled my psyche straight back to highschool in a way the others haven’t been able to lol.

I maybe got the sense that he’s really trying to act like he doesn’t care as much about Jeremy as he does.

BTW I’m obsessed with the fact that his idea of a creeper costume is a mask and a shirt that just says creeps on it. I know that’s kinda textual at this point but taken together with the mask its lkesdjfsdjflksdf

Christine

Amazing ballet (?) choreography going on during her intro. I think that might be standard Christine choreo but still! Stunning.

I could actually picture her as an averagely popular girl in this one? Not sure why. Maybe more nervous in her relationships but more confident in other contexts, but I could be pulling that out of my ass.

I could also be thinking this because she has cool hair (space buns!) and likes Taylor Swift in this one.

Some of her songs had these really melancholy notes where I didn’t expect them - particularly in GTIKBI Reprise (/pos! I was like oh shit!!! every time)

Rich

He has painted nails! They’re black.

He had fruity energy the whole time but it got progressively more intense. No I can’t elaborate actually I don’t know why I perceived it like this but I did sldjkfsf

After he comes out it gets more explicit; he starts wearing a pink headband in VIMH (he also gains glasses I think? Unless they’re still Michael’s) and during bows he flashed a paper fan that had the gay flag inside.

IMO, it was implied that the house fire was a suicide attempt. I say this for purely textual reasons - because he doesn’t mention trying getting the SQUIP out of his head, and because Jeremy’s SQUIP later implies it was a suicide attempt. But his behavior around the fire - looking dazed while rhythmically flicking a lighter - could also indicate squipzophrenia. (Maybe it’s the same amount of implied as usual - To be fair, I’ve never really understood why Rich set a fire in the first place…)

Brooke

Very wholesome and I love her. IDK Broadway Brooke is very campy, and BAC Brooke is more like a normal sweet girl but maybe that’s just me

Compared to Broadway, way more respectful of Jeremy’s space. She doesn’t really try to physically seduce him in upgrade instead they just have a cute lil conversation. Also when she tells Jeremy she got cheated on, she doesn’t initiate contact by petting his hair (like in Broadway) - instead the roles are reversed and they hold hands comfortingly, and Jeremy is the one to escalate that by rubbing her hand in a slightly forward way.

Her French was awful!!! sdjkfldjsfkdsf It was the whole time but Tres Magnifique = "Trays Mag-nuh-Fike" is the one that really killed me

Chloe

Not to be backhanded… but she was really good at being a bitch??? Especially the scene where she’s giving Christine advice

Maybe closetedly wlw based on the delivery of “I like gay people” and the events of The Play??

The Chloe Jenna friendship intrigues me so much… what’s going on there…

Jenna

Sadder than Broadway Jenna…

When Chloe mentions her in play rehearsal she jumps up from across the room and says “I’m here!!” to no reaction.

Later in Smartphone Hour - J: “....because you are my closest friend-” C: “No I’m not” J: “Yeah I know….” Jenna sounds kinda genuinely bummed lol. Either she wasn’t expecting that or she’s *very* aware of it and it’s making her sad. My impression was more the latter.

During VIMH she’s wearing a sweater that’s colored like the lesbian flag??? (EDIT: the actor, Diana, said this was intentional and her Jenna is a lesbian!)

Idk idk actor so good she made me care so much more about Jenna dsfljdf

Jake

Maybe a touch more upfront about the fact that he feels a lot of pressure in his life

He was dumb <3

Mrs. Reyes

She’s a woman in this one!

She has a hippie thing going on i think?? Like a boho mom (affectionate)

Pronounces Reyes with a (several second long) rolled R at the beginning

Doesn’t do the stiff announcer-like angle that the broadway guy does. Her comedy is more crazy cat ladyish

The hot pocket breaks were preceded by an actual alarm sound I think???? bonkers fkljd

Ensemble

BIG ENSEMBLE WAS SO FUN…. They had so many funny bits going on in the background it was soooo good and another reason I wish I could watch it over and over because I couldn’t be paying attention to everything at once OTL

Scene by scene

Organized by song, but scene notes are in there too!

More Than Survive

"Madeline was all like-" *bad french accent* "ohohoho, I'll only sleep with you if you beat me at ze pool~"

“Oh my god he is like totally getting off on that” ← right before this Jeremy starts pointing at them awkwardly from a distance, I think in an attempt to get to his locker??

“I like gay people” - the way Chloe says this is kinda like “idk what the big deal is because *i* think gay people are soooo neat” which got a lot of audience laugh. I think she was talking to Jenna but I don’t remember

“I don’t wanna be a baller” (or whenever the class scene is) - Jeremy’s sitting in the back of class and everyone turns to throw paper balls at him. I was like oh my god he’s being genuinely bullied so hard in this one…. Then again maybe that’s just how he feels?

There’s this awesome chair choreo at the end where everyone’s laying down chairs in front of Jeremy for him to walk on and taking them away from the back to put back in the front as he makes his way downstage.

Scene: Michael's "You don't have to do this!" kind of came across as a shout of protest. (But of course still tempered with, "of course i'll make fun of you forever if you don't)

Play Rehearsal

"This is where you meet for the swim team" --- Instead of looking confused, Jeremy immediately acts like ok byeee - he might be eager to back out of the conversation and/or immediately accepts her answer as literal and wants to leave asap out of embarrassment.

“I also have a touch of ADD” - she trails off and stands there kind of in a daze for a moment, before remembering that she’s in the middle of a song.

“And can I mention that was really one of my best roles, DID YOU SEE THAT?!" She shouts this very proudly. And after her 'do you find that?' bit she doesn’t give Jeremy time to even try to respond, so it’s a little less rude lol.

Jeremy was very anxious, and somewhat in a bad way? As in the exchange was a bit off-putting to him.

Scene: “thank god the popular kids are here” - there are SO MANY kids entering. I’m not sure what to make of it! Popular as in everyone’s popular compared to Jeremy and Christine? Or is this a whole clique? Or is Reyes just talking about the popular kids and the other guys also just show up?

Mrs. Reyes: ~"Our funds will be diverted. To the frisbee golf team. What even is frisbee golf?" Across the room, Jake holds up a frisbee and silently points at it, trying to get Reyes' attention. She doesn't notice.

After scene: Jake’s “pressure to be the best at everything” is said very genuinely, not for laughs at his arrogance which is how I usually read it

Squip Song

Rich actor KILLED it just gotta put that out there

“So it’s like….” Jeremy takes an extended moment to walk to the edge of the stall and look behind to make sure nobody’s there - “...drugs?”

In the end of the song, Rich rubs his dirty hands all over Jeremy's arm.

The Squip Enters

Scene: Payless: “Wolverine” was great djklsfjdsf I’ve never thought about him before. (It was also the actor’s birthday!) When they enter he’s playing the knife-finger game. He threatens Jeremy with the knife at some point (either “400 dollars” or “all sales are final!” I think?). I can’t really describe the character acting but he was very entertainingly unhinged. He's called “Scary Stockboy” in the script & playbill and I thought that was a misnomer until the scene happened lmao. No that was accurate.

Scene: when they enter the food court there’s like a photo of a mall food court on the back wall but not from the perspective of the scene at all it was like a background that abstractly tells you where you are?? As someone who loves kitsch I enjoyed this, it happens with a few other scenes too

There’s a couple making out obnoxiously at the mall that someone (I think it was Michael?) had to step over to get to the table. I think they had some great thematically relevant background acting in this scene but I cannot remember it exactly I am so sorry OTL

Michael is buying Ecto-Cooler! It tastes like ghosts.

Jeremy “mourns in his chili fries” by laying his head down on the table. Jake and Christine sit at the table together without noticing him. Then Jeremy pops up and they have the usual exchange (“I didn’t see you!” “Yeah, you’re kind of hard to notice”). I thought that was a really neat staging!! And it makes more sense why he even tries to talk to her in this scene lol

Mild discomfort - The first half Jeremy just stands next to the table and kinda screams in pain. Then the second half he falls to the ground and is thrashing, again mostly just in pain. (Pretty sure that’s how every production goes but I think the intensity of the spasming is pretty variable so I’m describing it here)

When the SQUIP first appears, he offers to appear as Kermit the Frog, Barack Obama, and Gilbert Gottfried, and does a little impression for each one:

The imitations the Squip does are as follows: Kermit the Frog “hi ho Kermit the frog here, we’re gonna fix your life Yayyyyy”, Obama “My fellow Squip, if sync up we can change this loser” and Gilbert Gottfried “So Grandma and the dog are on the table…” - Courtesy of director Chris Guell because I couldn't remember them OTL (thank you!!!)

Also in the middle of this Jeremy says "That's a terrible Obama impression..."

Be more Chill p.1

Brooke and Chloe are shopping on the upstage side of the clothes rack; when Jeremy picks out the girls shirt, Brooke appears through the gap in the clothes and surprises him.

After the song, one of the ensemble steals the clothes rack and the mall cop chases him off stage in a very cartoonishly stiff sprint.

Do you wanna ride?

After the first rejection, Brooke goes to Chloe, who points out the satchel she has belted around her waist. As she starts to sing again she slowly unbuckles it and holds it behind her back.

Jeremy is very into it by the end and the girls have him dancing along with the music. I think you can see that in one of the promo videos too :P

Be More Chill p.2

Scene: When Jeremy’s going to bed after the mall, instead of sleepily singing, he uses a silly deep voice to say something like “yeah be more chill i’m gonna be more chill i’m gonna be so chill that ice is relatively warm”

After Rich talks to Jeremy (“hey, tallass, where’s my money?” and then they sync up) he spots a girl across the stage and yells “Hey, where’s my money?” then chases her down the hall.

Guy that I’d Kinda be Into

Scene: during the rehearsal - JR: "Bring me patient zero!" Then Chloe, sitting on the ground, looks through her script for like 45 seconds until finding her line: "Cough!"

At “I’ve been activating your pheromones” - Jeremy starts and looks at his armpits, then as the song continues he slowly pulls his arms up to rest behind his head, it was very comedic djflkdsf. He also uses one hand to waft from his armpit before returning to that position. Guy...

I think this is also the scene he uses a script to hide his boner??

They were so cute at the end!!! Just sitting next to each other in rehearsal and kinda leaning in towards each other. Very real very high school.

Upgrade

Scene: While Jeremy and SQUIP argue about Eminem, Brooke is (silently) describing the accident. She mimes hitting a hockey puck, then being impaled in the guts repeatedly.

Instead of literal bleachers (at least visually), Brooke and Jeremy go sit on the top of the stairs that lead off of the stage and into the audience. They kinda playfully walk around the railings and stuff, and at the point in the Broadway version where they start aggressively making out, instead they just sit next to each other and talk and it’s very cute :)

Jeremy’s freaking the fuck out in the middle and it’s so obviously sensory overload auauuauuauaugh. He was like contorting to cover his head in his arms. Guy…

Halloween

Brooke’s costume is a sexy dalmatian! She has an eyespot and a black and white skirt + other spotty white clothes. Jeremy’s cyborg costume only extends to the shirt & a visor. I think it matched with the squip’s visor?

THE PROJECTOR…. On the background was the funniest background it could possibly be it was like a graphic of a cartoon skeleton holding a wooden sign that said “Jake’s Halloween Party”. IDK if that’s a poster he got printed or if it’s an extremely camp way of abstractly giving us the setting or what but I WAS LOSING IT SLKDJFKDSJFSD

I WISH I had a picture of it, but in lieu of that I recreated it for you and I swear it was like 95% exactly like this. just projected on the wall behind the stage.

Do you wanna hang?

Right before this scene, there’s a huge group choreo where people dance with partners, and in the last move one partner spins the other one down, who lands on the floor looking up at them. Jeremy ends up on the floor and Chloe walks up and stands over him while inviting him to come with her.

TW - This scene is always sexual assault, but the tone felt especially dark this time – maybe it was just seeing it live, though.

Jeremy’s standing frozen still as the song starts and kind of visibly recoiling as Chloe walks around him. She walks behind him and shoves her hands into his coat pockets, which makes him flinch. Extra upsetting because like I said before I think his coat pockets are kind of a place of safety for him :(((

Pretty sure the SQUIP's Japanese was different from the Broadway. Wasn't sure quite what he said, but it I think it *didnt* include these from the Broadway one: お腹が空いた (I'm hungry) and お疲れ様 ('pleasure doing business with you,' i think?)

Michael in the Bathroom

Scene: Jeremy seems very shaken after DYWH and sits on the bathtub sadly; when Michael reveals himself Jeremy flips out.

Michael talks about “his clever disguise” and makes monster growls (meant as creeper hisses?) - I think with the tone that he’s trying to get Jeremy to respond to the joke, or point out the reference or something. When that fails, he starts getting serious.

“Get out of my way, loser” is delivered very confidently.

After Michael says he’s on his period, Jenna opens the door a crack to hand him a tampon dsjfkldsjflkdsjf. He throws it in the bathtub later at “I’m a creeper in a bathroom….”

Also of course, he’s in a creeper mask lol

Song: WONDERFULLY done. Honestly don’t have much to say it was just great. I get desensitized to that song after hearing it so much, but seeing it live definitely brought a spark to it.

“And I look in the mirror and the present is clearer…” section is like the *key* part of this song to me and Connor Introna did it really well. His voice started breaking at mirror, and of course he did the little sob and everything it was just chefs kiss

Guy that I’d Kinda be Into Reprise

When Jeremy asks why Rich didn’t give him a warning and Rich starts saying “warning” over and over, he says it at a steady rhythm until he gets off stage. Then Jeremy tries to rouse a drunken partier to say “So that was weird…” and Rich’s “Warning” randomly interrupts Jeremy like 3 times to comedic effect before he can get the words out

"Popular people are messed up" - less in response to Rich & more in response to the guy Rich is talking to passing out drunk (iirc)

This is just a 2R things but it hit me so just pointing out she just says “I’m not Juliet” in this one (rather than we’re not romeo and juliet) and auuauguughghg poor Christine :(

Weird noises: it’s kinda like a dinosaur impression in this one? They both go like RAAHH and make claw hands in the air. Then Jeremy stands up and pretends to be driving a car (I think???? lol) and Christine copies him

Christine starts standing up while Jeremy’s still asking her out. As soon as he finishes the question she immediately rejects him. That is to say, she saw where this was going and already knew her answer.

After the scene, Rich walks back across the room, flicking a lighter on and off in a daze.

ALSO: Ensemble were very entertaining in the whole party! During this scene there were 3 of them playing spin the bottle downstage left and it had like a whole arc to it sdnjkfdfdsf Also guys passed out on the floor and on the couch

Smartphone Hour

Starts w/ Jenna sitting on the edge of the stage, dangling her legs over the pit.

Brooke is sadly eating Rich’s loaf of bread. (After she forgives Chloe she passes it to some other actor offstage which I probably wasn’t supposed to see but it was funny lol. communal machete bread)

THE PROJECTOR….. Everyone was holding phones and in the background was footage from their front-facing cameras (prerecorded, but it synced pretty well with the live actors). Then you could see the GUI of them typing some of the lyrics (“rich fled to bombay!!”) into imessage and twitter

AND THEN you see footage of the house burning down on an insta reel…. An unremarkable suburban house where you can see flames consuming the roof. This same footage plays on a few people’s reels, then there’s also footage of firemen coming and putting the fire out and its SO REALISTIC i was losing it

Around “Changed my profile pic to you” it shows a bunch of (presumably) instagram photos of Rich like in his house and at school or wherever and i wont lie it made me feel for him a lot more. They were like actual full staged photos :( like thats a real guy in there…

Pitiful children

Scene: When Jenna asks if the SQUIP is a drug, she does the same extended thing of checking to see that nobody’s watching that Jeremy did in The Squip Song

The Pants Song

Scene: see my notes on Mr. Heere aaaaaauguh

Michael’s sitting on his front steps while smoking weed from a tiny green bong. You can tell it’s his front steps because there’s a mailbox next to him labeled MELL BOX in big letters dslkfjdskfjs

Michael’s wearing pants - I think that’s just textually accurate but reporting it anyway

When Mr. Heere comes over (“do you love him?”), he puts one leg on the top step and Michael is eye-level with his crotch. Michael has trouble tearing his eyes away. This happens a few times. In my opinion, it made him come off as a lot more high than he usually does lol

If I remember correctly, they get very intense and like shoulder-grabby at one point. Could’ve been a different scene though I dont remember OTL OTL

The Play

Michael comes out of the audience!!! It was cool it was meta lol

PINKBERRY CANON SDLKFJDKLFJKFJLSF. Brooke and Chloe have the Two Rivers dialogue (He didn’t sleep with you? He didn’t sleep with me!) then after Sisters forever! they do these actions to the rhythm of three staccato beats: “Jinx!” *high five(?)* *KISS ON THE LIPS* and instantly pull away. They're extremely normal about it and are just standing there afterwards without moving or acknowledging it.

Despite being in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, Jeremy is dumbstruck and stares at them for a few beats before moving on to the next line. It was amazing. No notes.

Jeremy is horrified when Christine starts singing to him. She walks robotically over to him and speaks kind of like she’s reading off a script (hehehe). Jeremy is backing up against a wall and freaking out almost like he’s trying to get away from her. No implication at all that he’s tempted.

When everyone starts screaming in pain, Michael is screaming in triumph. (Or at least he looked very triumphant, I don’t remember if he screamed lol)

Voices in My Head

Rich is in a wheelchair. Also he doesn't have a lisp.

Rich is wearing Michael’s glasses. When he starts asking about Michael, Michael shows up and takes his glasses back. I think Rich steals them back at some point too?

Michael acts a lil flirty with Rich - approximately "I'm sure you'll find something very special," then in a tiny high voice: “but not with meeeee…!” and he pushes Rich’s wheelchair so he rolls offstage jdsfkldsfkfd

At “Tell her that she excites you sexually” Rich does a little wheelie to (presumably) represent a pelvic thrust (all of these Rich moments were excellent I loved this Rich sm)

Christine’s squip was Taylor Swift this time!

At “I know the last thing I deserve is another shot, but…” He trails off and there’s a pause before “Just say what’s on your mind, Jeremy.” I know they get together obviously, but it felt like it could go either way! Maybe because it was live.

(And then they cccccome on lets go and do bows, in character i think, and it was amazing the end)

I was gonna write a TLDR here but honestly all of it was amazing and if you want the highlights it’s pretty much just the stuff I bolded!

Also end note the actors were all soooo nice and they let me ramble to them about jeremy for several minutes Q____Q it was amazing im so happy about this still I wish I got their signatures sjdlfkjdsfkdsf

I hope everyone gets to watch the show at some point but otherwise I hope this can be useful to someone!!

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transmutationisms · 3 days

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how does one get graduate history degrees for free and where?

it is absolutely NOT standard practice in anglo universities for graduate students to be asked to pay for history programs. there are certain 'professional' (heavy scare quotes) degrees like the MBA, MD, JD, MSW, &c that are typically unfunded, but for 'academic' fields (again, heavy scare quotes) like sciences and humanities, the department should offer a funding package that includes a full tuition waiver, a living stipend, and usually health insurance if you are in the US. these packages often run for 5 years, after which point you and your advisor are expected to put together the money you need to finish your dissertation, either from outside teaching/research assistantships, internal or external fellowships, adjuncting, or a non-academic job. if a department offers you no funding for a post-bac history degree, you should interpret that as meaning that the department is more interested in taking your money than developing you professionally, and/or that the department is in dire financial straits and is unlikely to be able to provide you with the resources and support you need to succeed professionally.

there are really only three major exceptional cases in which it ever makes sense to pay money for a history degree: one, your application was weak but the department says if you do well in your first semester they can fund you. ONLY do this if you have spoken to multiple other grad students who went through that process in the last 5 or so years, and you are extremely confident the department isn't jerking you around. two, you're looking at terminal master's programs. these are rare in history because only having an MA is not that useful for this field; i would only recommend these programs if you have an extremely specific career goal that explicitly requires this degree, and/or you're looking at dual MA/MLIS programs. three, you're rich and can comfortably afford to pay graduate school tuition yourself. you still probably will not have a good experience at any department not funding you, but that's your own business i guess.

#general advice do NOT pay to get a phd. ever.#academia

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starlittheory · 3 months

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Thinking about Hazbin Hotel, specifically Alastor’s verse in Finale

The verse starts with the line “This place reeks of death, there’s a chill in the air, and I barely escaped being killed by a hair” At first I thought that Alastor was talking about the smell of death because he is walking through a battlefield of slaughtered angels, but the denizens of Hell would smell death after every extermination, so it wouldn’t be something new to Alastor. In episode 7 Alastor is shown to hang around Cannibal Town which would constantly smell of death which makes the mention of the smell seem out of place for him. Charlie also comments on the smell of Hell during the song "A Happy Day in Hell" with the line “It’s a realm so appealing it beats anywhere, if you don't mind the smell”. I believe that during “Finale”, Alastor brings up the smell because the hotel now reeks of his death. Alastor sees himself as incredibly powerful and fully thought that he was going to be the one to kill Adam, so his view of himself was severely shaken when he was defeated and almost killed. He is grieving his own death because he has never been so close to it before. It’s hard for him to stand in the wreckage of the hotel because the land is now stained with the memory of him almost dying. Which makes being inside his old radio tower feel cold and off putting.

The next line of the song is “Great Alastor, Altruist, died for his friends. Sorry to disappoint, that is not where this ends” and I have seen a ton of people talking about this line. If you watch Hazbin Hotel with the subtitles on you will notice that this is the only one of Alastor's lyrics to be put in quotations, which means that he is not saying it, he is quoting someone else. To me this line reads as a headline for either a newspaper or a radio broadcast. Alastor is predicting what would have been said if Adam killed him. He is saying that other people in hell would see him as an altruist and would assume that the people in the hotel were his friends since he died “protecting” them. But that's not what actually happened because Alastor is not an Altruist. An altruist is someone who is devoted to the wellbeing of other people, but Alastor was fighting Adam to show off his strength. Alastor is very distraught while he sings about being remembered, he runs his hands through his hair and looks around frantically. He does not want to be remembered as an altruist because that would ruin his image as a powerful overlord. Alastor says that this is not where his story ends because he is going to prove that he is not weak or an altruist. I love Alastor and I believe that deep down he likes being surrounded by the members of the hotel, but he definitely does not consider them to be friends.

He then continues saying “I'm hungry for freedom like never before. The constraints of my deal surely have a backdoor”. Being face to face with double death has made Alastor realize that he needs to speed up the process of finding a loophole. If he can get out of his deal and gain his autonomy and power back then he will be less likely to face double death again. Alastor is a demon known to make deals as is shown in the pilot when Vaggie warns Charlie to never make a deal with him (even though they both end up making a deal). Alastor is most likely at the Hotel to either use Charlie’s power to get out of the deal or to fulfill it. During episode 7’s song “Ready for This” Alastor tells Rosie “She's filled with potential that I could guide”telling me that he is definitely interested in her power. I find it hard to believe Alastor would stick around the hotel for pure “entertainment” purposes after he was defeated by Adam, especially after seeing how upset he was during this song.

Finally, his last lyric is “Once I figure out how to unclip my wings. Guess who will be pulling all the strings”. Clipping the wings of birds is a practice done so that they cannot fly away and leave the owner. Later on, the wings can grow back, but by that time the bird would have learned not to leave. It's a means of keeping the bird trapped and reliant on the owner. He is not saying that he had literal wings, he is using a metaphor to demonstrate his tie to whoever has him on a leash. The second half of the line indicates that Alastor will be more powerful after he gets out of his deal. We do not yet know the details of Alastors deal, but I believe that Alastor will be more powerful because he will get his autonomy back. In the show we see Husk and Angel Dust also on leashes and we know that they have lost a good chunk of their free will. In “Loser, Baby”, Husk sings “I sold my sold to save my power” probably because he was down on his luck and had nothing left to gamble but his soul. So far we have not seen Alastor lose as much of his autonomy as Angel and Husk have, except for the fact that he has been gone for 7 years. I cannot wait to find out who Alastor is chained to and the details of his deal.

#hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel #ramblings #alastor #radio demon #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor altruist

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Incorrect Call of Duty Quotes | Masterlist

Note: These are only related to Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II. There is no order, unless they are numbered.

141!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

- Part of Taskforce 141, quite new to the team and proud owner of 3 braincells.

[Gender Neutral or else marked]

Aesthetic

Apology

Beautiful Morning

Bug

Cleared

Dare

Dinner

Don’t Move

Enjoying the Swans [M!Reader]

Imagine

Interrogation

Joke

Knives

Late Night Crafts

Mental Break

Morse Code

Stealth Mission

Successful...?

Tea

ᴍᴜʟᴛɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

- either part of taskforce 141 or KorTac or SpecGru but definitely 100% dumb and a menace.

German!Reader: Autobahn

Russian!Reader: BAC

German!Reader: Bless You

Swiss!Reader: Böögg

Swiss!Reader: Böögg pt. 2

Hispanic!Reader: Consequences

German!Reader: Döner

German!Reader: Excuse Me

German!Reader: First Impression

German!Reader: Geist

Swiss!Reader: Greeting

Swiss!Reader: Knife

Scottish!Reader: Microwave

Swiss!Reader: Neutral

Canadian!Reader: Queen

German!Reader: Reunion

German!Reader: Road Rage

Russian!Reader: Road Trip pt. 1

Russian!Reader: Road Trip pt. 2

German!Reader: Schnitzel

German!Reader: Schnitzel pt. 2

German!Reader: Schnitzel and Pommes

German!Reader: Surrounded

German!Reader: Swearing

Russian!Reader: Therapy

German!Reader: Tomato

Swiss!Reader: Train

Scottish!Reader: Urge

German!Reader: Wound

German!Reader: You Got Pranked

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neuroticboyfriend · 6 months

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TIL body fat and muscle don't absorb alcohol the same way. even though "in general, a person with a larger build who drinks the same as a person with a smaller build will have a lower BAC," "someone with [more] body fat will experience a more rapid increase in BAC, as alcohol will become more concentrated in the blood of their muscle tissue."

so (if i'm understanding right) if you have a more fat/less muscle, your height may be more of a factor than it is in a person of the same BMI but different height and more muscle. this would be very important to keep in mind if you're short, since there will be less "space alcohol [for] to distribute through." which means you'd likely have to drink less - and this isn't including all the other factors that impact alcohol absorption and metabolism.

(source for the quotes)

#softspoonie #harm reduction #alcohol #alcoholic #drugs tw #alcohol tw #fat #fat people #short stature #health #physical health

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staruzi002 · 5 months

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Okay I've collected my thoughts about the new teaser

Theory timeeeeee

I do fully believe this is a flashback kinda thing, mostly because I doubt they would bring dead characters bac- wait no nvm lmao bc J is my pillar for this here

They might be alive, I think this is a shot of them coming out of 'heaven'(In quotes because I doubt they'd come from heaven unless I'm way off lmao)

They do appear as though they're coming out from the doors instead of going in(Yeva at least, I have no idea what Nori is doing)

If they are alive I personally think they got revived by a ritual of some kind- and stay with me here- preformed by Doll

Who better to try and get answers from than your dead mother, right?

So now I go out on even more of a limb- That shot of N being dragged away by solver hands? Yeah, he's being sacrificed.

Just look at how red that scene is.

I sound very crazy but wait it gets better(as in more crazy)!

Not only does Doll sacrifice N, she tricks Uzi.

Doll lies to Uzi saying "we can get our parents back if we just set up some stuff"

Sends Uzi off by herself to go get the crucifix. While Uzi is gone, Doll does the whole sacrifice thing.

When Uzi comes back, Doll says that N chickened out and left. Uzi ofc gets sad, but Doll reassures her by saying that they'll have answers soon and she can go find N once this is all over(assuming N is dead.)

They head over to start doing the ritual thing, but it gets thrown off because Uzi is so deep in grief about N leaving that she goes solver mode and guess who's a perfectly good source of oil right there? Doll.

Cue a fight scene where Doll gets away and Uzis visor is fucked up. Later on, N comes out of robo hell and runs over to Uzi, enter that hand cracking scene.

This is where the crazed ramblings stop

I'm typing all formal and shit but I'm losing my mind

#murder drones #glitch productions #murder drones theory #SSHSBSAJHRBEABRAAAAA #coughs

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apomaro-mellow · 10 months

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S1E05: Fear No High School

S1E04

The party was sitting in various positions in Dustin's living room while he paced about a chalkboard.

"Men, ladies, Mews", he tipped his hat to his cat lounging at El's feet. "We are at a critical juncture in our young lives. We are transitioning from tweens to teens. In fact I'm sure many of you have already gotten The Talk from your parents."

"The what?", El asked.

"The Talk", Will said.

El looked blankly at him.

"You know. 'The. Talk'?", Lucas emphasized with air quotes. "Didn't Hopper teach you about like, the birds and the bees?"

"I brought a bird home once and he said we couldn't keep it. Is that it?", El asked.

"The Talk meaning the sex talk", Mike said. "I mean didn't your mom-" he stopped talking as soon as the word was out of his mouth.

Max piped up quickly. "El, have you gotten your period yet?"

"My what?"

"Max! Gross!", Lucas cringed.

"Oh grow up", Max rolled her eyes.

"Yes! Growing up!", Dustin exclaimed. "Back to our topic!" He used a pointer to direct their attention back to the board which was title 'HS Preparation'.

"I think we've got bigger problems than whatever you're talking about", Max said, grabbing Dustin's housephone and handing it to El. "Here. Ask your dad about periods."

"I can't watch this", Mike said.

"Children. I'm dealing with children", Dustin bemoaned as El dialed home.

"Hello?", Hopper answered.

"Hey, dad? Um..", El looked to Max for guidance but just got an expression egging her on. "What would you say if I had a period?"

Click.

...

"He hung up."

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"So lemme get this straight", Robin started while wiping down the counter. "You go out with Eddie once and decide you like the alternative vibe?"

Steve was in the middle of bussing an empty booth at the diner they worked at this week. "I didn't go out with Eddie. He and I...co-babysat. And who said Addie was alternative?"

"She's got a lip ring", Robin said.

"And?"

"And?! Since when have you dated any girl that had piercings? And before you say earrings, they don't count if you can wear them to church."

"I just think she's cool. And different. And didn't you say I should try different?" Steve brought his bin of dirty dishes and laid it right on Robin's freshly cleaned counter.

"What I meant was doing more than just hitting it and quitting it. Are you sure you can even handle a girl like her?"

"Please. Steve Harrington has never met a girl he can't handle."

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"Hey kids", Joyce greeted as the whole gaggle came into her house.

There was a chorus of 'Hi Ms. Byers' with a lone 'hi mom' from Will.

"Have you guys learned your lesson about prank calling for bodily functions?", Joyce asked, arms crossed.

"I can't believe he grounded all of us!", Lucas said.

"Yeah, he's not even our dad", Mike added. "And we had nothing to do with that call!"

"It's not a grounding. It's boundaries. Either my house or his for a week. I think that's fair when he's paranoid about his daughter going through puberty." Joyce ruffled Mike's head.

"Alright, let's get back to the important stuff", Dustin said. "It won't be long before we're in high school-"

"Ohhhh you kids are growing up", Joyce cooed, hugging Dustin from behind.

"Um, Will? Neutralize mom-unit please?", Dustin pleaded.

"Mom, can you uh-"

"I'll get out of your hair", Joyce said. She left out of the living room to give them some space.

"Okay, so what's the worst thing about high school?", Dustin prompted.

"Stuffy teachers", Max said.

"Getting lost in the hallways", El said.

"Wrong. The worst part is everything that impedes on our academic journey. So yes, getting lost, horrible teachers, bossy seniors, gross lunches, you name it. So before it's on the horizon. We need to prepare."

"How do we prepare for something that far off?", Lucas asked.

"By facing our fears head on." Dustin took out a notepad and a pen, then passed some paper to them all. "Everybody write them down. We're gonna face our fears."

After a few minutes, they all had something down and passed them back to Dustin. He frowned when he saw Max's.

"You can't fear 'nothing'. Everybody's afraid of something."

"Okay lions, and tigers, and bears", Max shrugged.

"Fine. Be a wiseass. When we start high school you'll be ill-prepared."

"Well what's yours?", Mike asked.

Dustin brandished his paper. "Underfunded science programs."

"Oh my god you're such a nerd", Max groaned.

"How are we gonna face these things anyway?", Will asked. "It's not like we can just walk into the high school on a Saturday. Or on a weekday."

"Oh ye of little faith", Dustin grinned.

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Steve walked up to a payphone on the street and dialed a number, glad when Robin was the one to pick up the diner's phone.

"Hey, uh, so date's going okay. We had hot dogs in the park but um, I think I need some advice?"

"Steve Harrington asking me for advice? I thought there wasn't a girl out there you couldn't handle?"

"I just-it's hard to explain. I'm bringing her by the diner for shakes. You'll get it when you see."

He hung up, leaving Robin in the dark as to what his exact crisis was.

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"How'd you get keys to the school?", Will asked as Dustin used said keys to open the doors to Hawkins High.

"Eddie got them for me. Oh by the way El, remind Steve he owes Eddie free burger and fries for life", Dustin said.

"Sure", El shrugged. She was pretty sure her brother wasn't gonna be at that diner for longer than a week anyway.

Once instead, Dustin went to one of the lockers and opened it using a combination written on a sticky note. Inside was a mess of papers, a poster of a band none of them knew and a few text books.

"Perfect. Mike, get inside", Dustin said.

"Whose locker is this?", he asked.

"Eddie's. Duh. Now get in."

Mike looked apprehensive before stepping inside, squeezing in as the door was shut. He took in a breath and looked at his surroundings.

"You know, it actually isn't that bad in here."

"Perfect! We'll be back later", Dustin beamed.

"What?!"

"It's not really facing your fear if we let you out after ten seconds. Don't worry, we won't forget you", Dustin gave the locker a pat.

"See ya Mike~", Max grinned.

"Stay strong", Lucas said.

They got to the next point in the school, which brought them to the boys locker room. Lucas stared at the empty showers before him.

"Okay, leaving Mike by himself was kind of mean. But you guys don't have to stay here and watch this."

"How do we know if you went through with it if we don't?", Dustin postured.

"Why're you afraid of showers?", El asked.

"Because dudes can be gross. Look at these floors!", Lucas gestured to the brownish coloring near their thankfully fully shoed feet.

"Boys are indeed gross", Max nodded.

"Why don't you wear flip flops?", El suggested.

"Because what's worse than getting foot fungus is dudes thinking you're a sissy", Lucas frowned. He straightened his back and then bent over to take off his shoes. "I'm going in."

"I can't watch", Will said, turning around.

Dustin also turned. "Let's leave him to it."

Out of the locker room, Dustin turned to El and handed her a map. "Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find all the exes on this map in the next hour."

"But I-"

"You have a map", Dustin interrupted. "You can't get lost. And if you can find your way with this now, you can do it on a normal school day."

"...Okay. I can do this. I can do this!" El turned to start moving towards her first destination.

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Steve opened the door for Addie as they walked into the diner. He saw not just Robin, but Nancy and Jonathan sitting at the counter.

"You go find us some seats. I'm gonna get those shakes." He was all smiles until he got to his friends. "Why are they here?", he jabbed a finger to Nancy and Jonathan.

"You wanted some advice and the best help is always peer-reviewed", Robin said smartly.

"So what's the deal with Addie?", Jonathan asked.

"I was hoping you guys could tell me", Steve said.

"You knew she was weird when you asked her out", Robin said.

"Yeah, she's weird. But also, funny? And nice. And she says some of the most interesting stuff I've ever heard", Steve said.

"But you're not that into her", Nancy concluded for him.

Steve's head fell into his hands. "It makes no sense."

"We'll observe and mark our findings from here. Two shakes?", Robin asked.

"Please", Steve looked up from his hands.

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Dustin looked at the last slip of paper in his hand. "Will I'll be honest, I'm at a loss for you."

"Yeah, I figured", Will said.

Max snatched the paper from Dustin. "You're afraid of being beat up? By who?"

"By anyone? I mean it could be anyone who's bigger than me", Will said. "It's already happened before."

"You've been like pushed and shoved before, I know. But like actually getting beat up? You're afraid of that?"

"Teenage boys are more susceptible to rage due to their hormones. And growing muscles make them more dangerous", Dustin lectured.

"You do remember you're gonna be a teenage boy too?", Max raised a brow. "Punch them back."

"We are academics. Not warriors", Dustin said.

"And they never fight fair", Will said. "Remember the zoo? They got their older brother to pick on us. It's never just one guy. They pick on you in packs and how am I supposed to fight six guys?!"

Will sat down in the hallway, back against a locker. Dustin and Max sat on either side of him.

"High school is supposed to be the roughest years of our lives", Will said.

"Then we've gotta be rough right back", Max countered. "First day of school, we find the biggest senior and dump milk down his pants!"

Will laughed which made Dustin continue. "Then we find the second biggest senior and offer to do his homework for the whole year, securing our protection."

"Are we trying to piss them off or get them to like us?", Will laughed.

"Can't we do both?", Max questioned.

After another round of laughter, Dustin checked his watch. "Okay, let's grab the others and go home."

"What about your fear of underfunded science programs?", Will asked.

"Eddie told me that arts and science will always be lacking attention and money so long as America prioritizes athletics above all else."

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Addie was about halfway done with her shake when she got up to use the bathroom. Steve used this as an opportunity to go back to the counter.

"So? Thoughts?"

"You like her...", Nancy started.

"But you don't like-like her", Robin finished.

"Yeah, but why? Why aren't I feeling a spark with her?", Steve asked.

"Usually when you don't feel a spark because someone else already lit it in you", Jonathan said.

Robin smacked Steve's arm. "Ow! What?"

"Someone lit you and you didn't tell me?"

"I haven't been lit. He doesn't know what he's talking about", Steve protested.

"Are you guys bullying my brother?", El asked as the party walked into the diner.

"What've you guys been up to?", Nancy asked, looking them over with suspicion.

"Not breaking and entering", Dustin said. "Because I have keys."

"I don't get paid enough for this", Robin said.

Episode 6

#apo writes #stranger things #fanfiction #dustin henderson #steve harrington

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chanhngotlim · 2 years

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🌠 [Shining for One Thing]

Lâm Bắc Tinh

tớ thích cậu

ngân hà lưu chuyển

cũng vẫn thích cậu

Mỗi người trong chúng ta ai cũng đã từng là một Lâm Bắc Tinh mải miết chạy theo bóng dáng Triển Vũ, để rồi chưa từng quay đầu để nhận ra một Trương Vạn Sâm âm thầm phía sau. Người xem sẽ thấy thanh xuân không nợ ta một Trương Vạn Sâm, chỉ là chúng ta hiếm may mắn như Bắc Tinh, khi quay lại Vạn Sâm của mình đã không còn phía sau nữa nữa. Tình cảm trên đời này nếu không được tỏ bày thì kết cục cũng đều là bi thương.

Vạn Sâm bảo vệ Bắc Tinh từ những năm tháng trung học. Cậu không chỉ bảo vệ cô mà bảo vệ luôn cả tình yêu của cô và Triển Vũ. Tình yêu của Vạn Sâm kéo dài đến nỗi dù cậu đã ra đi nhưng tình cảm đó vẫn mãi tồn tại để bảo vệ Bắc Tinh trong mớ hoảng loạn khi cô bị Triển Vũ lừa dối.

Bản thân mình thích cái kết của phim. Có người thắc mắc chàng trai cầm ô che cho Tinh Tinh ở đoạn kết là Vạn Sâm hay là một người khác. Riêng mình tin đó là Trương Vạn Sâm bởi vì Tinh Tinh đã xuyên không về tất cả những khoảnh khắc Vạn Sâm còn tiếc nuối, chỉ trừ ước muốn cùng ngắm đợt tuyết đầu mùa là vẫn chưa kịp.

11 năm sau, tuyết đầu mùa năm 2022, chính là lúc Vạn Sâm gặp lại Bắc Tinh và cùng nhau hoàn thành ước nguyện còn dở dang đó.

p/s: năm nay năm gì mà cứ chọn xem bộ nào là trúng đúng thể loại n9 cầm nhầm kịch bản n8 zậy chời :”3

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best-kirby-character-tournament · 6 months

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Bonus Poll!

Mod is thinking about the Orbs... the GSA Orbs ^-^

A poll similar to the Meta Knight, Kirby, Bandana Waddle Dee, Magolor, Marx, King Dedede, Taranza, Morpho Knight, Galacta Knight, Escargoon, Daroach, Shadow Kirby, Dark Meta Knight, Gooey, Fecto/Chaos Elfilis, Elfilin, Susie, Prince Fluff, Meta-Knights, Sailor Waddle Dee, Sword and Blade, Anime Meta Knight, Anime King Dedede, Anime Kirby, and Anime Knuckle Joe Bonus Polls! All quotes are taken from what mod’s friends have said about them! :D

:D /pos

#kirby character tournament #:0 a poll!#kirby #galaxy soldier army #kirby gsa #sir falspar #sir dragato #sir nonsurat #sir arthur kirby #kirby series #kirby fandom #kirby propaganda #<kinda?

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mikexx2 · 4 months

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As per @episims: Sims Say the Darndest Things: When you get this, list five of your characters and their best quotes so far. Then pass it on to five other storytelling simblrs.

Thanks for the tag @goatskickin!

OK, I'm going to go with a mix of premades and my own characters.

Olive Specter

C: I’m going to leave [his grandchildren] for dead.

O: I’m so aroused.

2. Dina Caliente

“Actually, Nina helped pick out the ring. She said you’d mellowed out on material possessions since I died and you’d just be thrilled to have me bac-”

“That LYING BITCH!”

3. Dave the cat

“Your bitch of a wife is fucking her intern.”

4. Jules O'Mackey

M: What do you do for fun, cutie?

J: Well actually, when my roommates and I can tear ourselves away from having cliched pillow fights in our underwear, we come up with fun nicknames for our fellow students.

M: Sounds cool.

J: We usually abbreviate them to initials. Yours came really easily to me. Care to guess?

M: Sure. What’re the initials?

J: SS.

M: lol, Sexy Senior?

J: Satan’s Scrotum.

5. Beau Broke

Lucy: Ah Meadow, this is Beau. He’s almost too gay to function.

B: Whatever ho, you’re dead to me. Meadow, you know you’re a hottie I’m assuming. Anyone take your interest today? Just don’t say Isaiah Gavigan cos Gabriella’s got her vagina all up on him and that girl don’t share shit.

#sims 2 #meme #this was FUN #my sense of humour is obviously very puerile #twink beau was a true revelation #this would also be fun to do for tear-jerker lines and scary bits

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amberss · 2 years

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Kiribaku Fic Recs

hey guys! I'm obsessed with this ship, as it's noticeable if you go to my blog haha, so i decided to make a fic rec list for them 💚 it'll be continuously updated as I read more! hope u like it!

Edit: since now I have another rec list too, I'm gonna link it here. This is a list of my personal recs, and it's also being updated 🐝

[this list is sorted by the amount of words. tell me if this doesn't work]

• More than 50k •

quote love unquote by @newamsterdame

When Kirishima Eijirou's band hits the big time, he's not prepared for his newfound fame. He's even less prepared to meet the actor he's been crushing on for years, or to start dating him as a publicity stunt. The closer Kirishima gets to Bakugou Katsuki, the more he realizes he's in over his head. But it's hard to stop, once his heart is in it.

Rated: T, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 135,781

Moment of Truth by Fanficsmything

A fanfiction based on the 2009 movie The Proposal that turned into its own storyline and lovingly stuffed full of cliches.

Rated: M, Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Words: 104,611

Coffee Cups and Cigarette Butts by RedRiotsScar

Bakugou Katsuki has always wanted to be a lawyer. He’s going to be the best lawyer in Japan, but first, he has to be the best law student. He’s out to prove himself, especially to the red haired idiot who called him a dick on the first day of law school.

Or KiriBaku law school AU!

Rated: M, Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Words: 102,612

2 A.M by cityboys

Caught between cities, phone calls and shifts he didn't sign up for, Katsuki finds that he doesn't travel light as well as he thought.

Rated: T, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 67,432

Kirishima goes to a quiet seaside town to take care of his grandmother after she has a bad fall. There he meets Bakugou Katsuki and falls in love.

A Secret Admirer by KiriBakuHappiness

Bakugou Katsuki has a secret admirer and the class of 1-A is desperate to figure out who it could possibly be.

Rated: T, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 60,915

Tonight, We're the Sea by @itsthegameilike

Rated: M, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 60,715

Lying, Still by @uncomfortabun

So, when his mother sets him up on a blind date with a weirdly bubbly girl with pink hair and dark eyes, he thinks he’s just about had it – and he’s not too shy to tell the girl just that.

To his surprise, though, she wholeheartedly agrees, and they come up with a plan, which works out pretty well until they are faced with a new problem; Mina’s childhood friend, Kirishima Eijirou.

Rated: M, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 52,793

• 25k to 50k •

(Distance Makes the Heart Grow Fonder) FALSE by dragontrappedinhumanskin

When Bakugo and Kirishima get hit by a quirk that forces them to literally stick together or face the less then desirable consequences, how the fuck is Bakugo supposed to keep his crush hidden?!

Well, turns out he never needed to.

Rated: T, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 46,121

the fools rush by @chonideno

Or how Bakugou and Kirishima find a way to call each other “home” and struggle with the realization that once all their bills are on auto-pay, the only thing they still have to deal with is this pit full of feelings they have ignored for too long.

Rated: T, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 40,714

Lazarus by drifting_manatee

Katsuki Bakugou wakes up buried six feet underground, blindsided and trapped by a faceless villain. His quirk has been rendered useless, and his only tools for escape are a faulty cell phone and his own perseverance. With time running out, he is forced to confront not only his increasingly futile odds for survival but the rising tide of feelings he's kept buried all these years.

Rated: T, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 35,463

The Way We Love by i_write_shakespeare_not_disney

Or: I listened to a song and I ended up falling into the get together- break up- get back together trope that I kept complaining about

Rated: T, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 32,614

the fuel to your flame by sascake

He’s saved from Bakugou biting a chunk out of his arm at the ding from the phone. The three of them turn back to the screen, where ‘You have a Match!’ is emblazoned across it.

Rated: E, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 29,603

slow it down (go easy on me) by @newamsterdame

When a confrontation with a villain throws Bakugou through time, he's forced to face a future he never imagined, and maybe something he can't leave behind.

Rated: T, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 26,930

cotton candy hands by @chonideno

A series of soft vignettes in which a love-struck Kirishima and a touch-starved Bakugou care for each other and it's definitely not making their hearts jump through hoops, they’re never this close to kissing, no, they're totally best friends bro

Rated: T, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 26,107

• 15k to 25k •

ghosts beneath ink wash stars by cityboys

Eijirou's evolution from Bakugou's delivery boy to kind of, possibly, someone to come home to.

Rated: T, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 18,820

when a rock and a hard place love each other very much... by shizuumi151

Kaminari ends up as the middleman and can't do anything about it. But for the sake of courage, true love, and his sanity, he has to.

Rated: T, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 16,463

• 10k to 15k •

houdini by @chonideno

Kirishima gets stuck in a closet with Bakugou for the sake of a stupid game, and it's fine, it's only seven minutes, what's the worst that could happen.

Rated: T, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 14,142

The Best Medicine by chezka

Or, Kirishima sees Bakugou laughing, and his world shakes with it.

Rated: G, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 13,842

felix by @chonideno

the cat is a ball of reddish brown fur and unabashed cockiness, and he purrs his way into bakugou's list of living things he likes to have around, bringing a +1 with him

or how bakugou meets his neighbor, and everything sharp and pointy starts looking soft and squishy

Rated: T, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 11,967

• 5k to 10k •

the inherent eroticism of the sea by @chonideno

the new crew member is loud, confident and capable, and the ends of his hair curl like he's been in salt water. he feels like the sea, and bakugou loves the sea

or how the ship's engineer falls for the rookie

Rated: M, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 7,227

Tug by @uncomfortabun

Kirishima Eijiro is getting used to life in the dorms with his classmates, which is only made harder with his neighbor being the only person who can make his heart stutter insanely.

Rated: NR, Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Words: 6,763

Till Death Do Us Apart by codename_bewareofthefangirl

“I, Kirishima Eijirou, the Red Dragon, offer you my utmost loyalty and my humble life. I will stand by your side and protect you till the day death do us apart.”

Bakugou could recall everything.

But all he was left with were haunting memories and an empty heart.

Rated: NR, Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death, Words: 6,727

watching you fall in love. (watching you be loved) by pxningfo0L

5 times Mitsuki saw her son fall in love, and the one time she knew someone loved him back.

Rated: M, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 5,135

• 1k to 5k •

what we deserve by @aloera

“Never have I ever met my soulmate,” Uraraka says. Drunk Katsuki takes a sip and the room goes silent.

Or Katuki's timer goes off at USJ. Eijirou's does not.

Rated: T, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 4,490

to have and to hold by @aloera

In which Kirishima talks about his husband constantly and the most his coworkers know about the mystery guy is that Bakugou absolutely hates him.

Rated: T, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 4,548

what I mean by @uncomfortabun

Bakugou and Kirishima are hanging out like always, and Bakugou decides to finally take a chance.

Rated: G, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 3,162

morpheus by @chonideno

5 times they fell asleep around each other and 1 time they didn't

or their step-by-step progress to waking up to each other

Rated: G, Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Words: 2,643

Bite by Moment_of_Tangency

“So,” Kaminari says, idly sipping his juice. “Alpha on alpha. What’s that like?”

Eijirou doesn’t look up from where he’s staring across the room, watching the back of Bakugou’s neck as he makes his way through the lunch line. “It’s a battle of wills.”

Rated: E, Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Words: 2,599

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