#average talks

[alexdoes-arthere]

I'm really curious about this so.....

Reblogs are appreciated!

#average talks #polls #autism #opinion poll #autism awareness #signal boost

[soupinaboot]

In my opinion, Bruce should be above average height or at least average. But since he surrounds himself with demi-gods, aliens, meta humans, etc, he's just dwarfed next to them. Like maybe about 6'1 or 6'2, but that's NOTHING compared to Diana '7'3 feet tall' Prince. Or Clark '6'9' Kent.

All the tabloids claim he has to be at least 5 feet tall because the only photos they can get of him are when he's next to his giant ass friends.

It is also my personal headcannon that all the robins stay shorter than him, except Jason, who should be at least 4 inches taller.

#diana might even need to be taller #bruce wayne #batman #diana prince #wonder woman #clark kent #superman #robin #jason todd #red hood #dc #wonderbat #superbat #dc comics #dc characters #and his bat boots add like an inch or so #short king #to be clear im talking about BATMAN #BATMAN LOOKS SHORT NOT BRUCE!!! #plus the boots add an inch or so!!!!! #i also said ABOVE average height!! #thank you that is all i love hearing your opinions #😊 #i edited this #to make it make more sense

[nipuni]

THE DOCTOR We had a pact, him and me. Every star in the universe, we were going to see them all.

My version of The Master and The Doctor in their Academy days 😊

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on april 1st!

#doctor who #thoschei #doctor x master #academy era #my art #My thought process for their appearances here was sort of an average between their incarnations #the doctor is mostly taller and has messier and usually lighter hair while the master is shown to have had black hair in a flashback #also since Hartnell had white hair as an old man and we are not sure what color his hair was I thought what if it was always white #I've seen most draw him as blond but couldn't find any sources for it so I just went with this instead because it looks cool #I had fun making Prydonian robes designs!! I would love to design a bunch of Gallifreyan fashion for each Chapter and House it seems so fun #I also wanted to draw a Gallifreyan night!! since I never see any depictions of it even tho the planet should have nights #even if it's a binary system since the orbits would have to be very large for gravitational stability both suns would set at similar times #anyway I'll stop talking lmao 🫡

[tashidunkan]

#arsenal fans first, professional actors second

#anne hathaway #nicholas galitzine #the idea of you #tioy #ngalitzineedit #ahathawayedit #tioyedit #myedits #average sports fan experience. i Get it #that poor interviewer lady had no idea what they were talking about lmaoo

[oceanwithouthermoon]

sometimes i think about how nendo, kaido, saiki, (and sometimes kuboyasu but usually only when associated with them) are canonically the losers of PK and people actively dislike them, talk bad about them, make rumors about them, etc.

#which is crazy because theyre known to be besties with teruhashi and hairo #literally like. the most popular people at school ? #which like. i also get that this is even part of the reason saiki is disliked #but people dislike and even straught up bully him even before he and teru are known to be friends #but nobody ever thinks 'hey maybe theyre chill!' since the most loved people in school love them? #im so sorry saiki lmao #idk i just feel like people dont talk enough about the fact that even though he tries his fucking best to be so average and unnoticed- #he still gets fucking BULLIED ? like that is so depressing lol #anime onlys dont get to see it as much</3 #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #kaido shun #nendo riki #meows post

[candysharkart]

i like to think that tina sees herself as the Ultimate Girl Protag. she IS betty cooper. she IS marsha brady. she IS clarissa explains it all.

(s13e14 these boots were made for stalking)

#candy shark #fan work #bob's burgers #screen redraw #someone calls her a nerd and she's like. what. are you talking about. #im the creative and slightly offbeat main character of average normal popularity.

[breadandblankets]

the signal, because he only works in the day time is probably the most filmed and photographed vigilante in gotham if u think about it. everyone has a phone and everyone is out, he's probably up there with the superfam for number of people point phones at them (at least on the east coast)

there is only so many ways duke could play this, one: he starts glowing at all times in a way that messes up photographs or two: form an alliance with oracle, you don't make fun of signal's fails or else you get an equally embarrassing photo shared around

#duke thomas #its not like he has More goofs than the average vigilante its just that he is Seen more #to be fair a signals whole thing is to be seen #batfam #bread talk #im thinking blorbo thoughts this afternoon thank uuu

[canisalbus]

I was holding my dog's head like a burger when I suddenly thought of Machete so I now present to you

Machete getting his head held like a burger

.

#oh dear #my boy my poor little rat lad #he doesn't seem too thrilled about it #but submitting to his fate nonetheless #or maybe he's secretly into it #maybe it makes him feel like his head is staying together a bit better than it does on average #is this a customary thing? to hold a dog's head like a burger? #you're not the first person to tell me my dogs need to be given burger handling #I don't know what I'm talking about anymore I think I better call it a day #thank you! I hope he's feeling held #gift art #snakeobsessedloser #own characters #Machete

[alexdoes-arthere]

Please guys why is it so hard to draw Rottmnt Donnie’s eyebrows like please 😭😭😭

#average talks #send help #rottmnt

[silvermoon424]

The fact that most European companies treat their non-European employees like shit- despite the fact that Western Europeans enjoy the highest level of workers' rights in the world- just because they can get away with it in the United States or whatever is proof why regulations are needed.

European workers are only treated better than their American counterparts because there are laws protecting them, not because European corporations are so much more humanitarian than American companies. Never forget that under capitalism companies will exploit you for all you're worth and all they can legally get away with.

#post inspired by my partner working as a contractor at IKEA and being treated like absolute shit with no benefits or a permeant position #while her European counterparts got amazing benefits and were always talking about their many vacations #also my mom worked at a German-owned company where the employees were treated just as bad as your average American worker #COMPANIES WANT TO EXPLOIT YOU!!! WE NEED LAWS TO PROTECT US!!! #fuck capitalism #capitalism #leftism #workers rights #labor rights

[feluka]

"don't pretend you actually care about this you only heard about this cOnFlicT on october" have some respect do you have any idea how long we've been blocking this oxford comma guy

#in honor of him wojacking me just now. too tempted to respond to him but no. i have more self respect #also i fucking hate the 'you only heard about this recently' silencing tactic because #1- completely overlooks the populations that GREW UP with this cause #2- yeah i would very much rather it didn't take 30k deaths for people to start making noise but #if an average young person heard something on the news recently and thought to themselves #'oh dear this is such a travesty i need to learn more about this and how to help!' then good for them?? why is this a bad thing?? #again i'm talking about the average kid not. people like b*rnie s*nders who have been #supporting the occupation since forever and only decided 'oh no this is too much' after 30k deaths

[razzafrazzle]

and they owned a club together (oh my god they owned a club together...)

[image description: a drawing of dr. shrunk and kk slider from animal crossing sitting on a couch, holding hands, and watching a movie together. kk is wearing a blue shirt, black shorts, and blue socks, while shrunk is wearing a blue button-up and black shorts. kk is leaning against shrunk while shrunk appears to be talking about something. end id]

#yes i put a shirt on that beast #this isnt the best bc im tired but i needed to make ppl see them #im fighting for my life out here bro (average rarepair enjoyer) #doc talks #my art #animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons #acnh #dr. shrunk #k.k. slider #kk slider

[vitamin-zeeth]

Matt is so correct Colin is just the player character in the Calorum video game. He doesn't know what he's fucking doing and literally just latched onto the first guy who gave him a Quest and has not left him for 2 years. He looks exactly like every Skyrim/Assassin's Creed/other similar game player character. I can just imagine him going around pressing X to interact

#hes so average except he has a sword and is bad at talking to people #like npc characterss are so one with the setting theyre basically lart of the furniture while colin is just in the wrong place #tell me he wouldnt go into a shop to get supplies and the shopkeeper would go 'welcome traveller. You must be new around these parts' #this is a man who would walk a few steps away mid conversation and start breaking a barrel and whoever hes talking to would keep speaking #like 'i think im gonna figure out how to just hang out on the roof' yeah said everyone playing any open world game ever #d20 #dimension 20 #the ravening war #trw #colin provolone

[neurotypical-sonic]

saw a post about "what if sonic and tails acted like realistic siblings" and sonic chasing tails around the house while tails was screaming bc tails ate sonic's food. but to me. it would be the other way around. it's TAILS' house. its' TAILS' food that he bought with his OWN money. sonic is the one mooching off him and tails is a lot more petty than sonic

#also i like. get really picky about 'realistic sibling experience' stuff too #yes a lot of it is true and amusing growing up with siblings is An Experience #but a lot of the stuff I see people do - in general im not talking about sonic fanart now - is passing off bullying or abuse as- #-'funny sibling shenanigans'. some 'average sibling experience' jokes and memes i laugh at but a lot just makes me cringe or get angry #idk. anyways i dont think sonic and tails would fall in to that dynamic too much or too often just due to them not living together #HOWEVER. yes. tails is conducting unethical experiments on sonic #egg.txt

[marzipanandminutiae]

“This 98-year-old woman has had a total of 622 ‘descendants’…because at age 16 she married a 50-year-old widower with 10 children, SOME OF WHOM WERE OLDER THAN HER AND HAD THEIR OWN KIDS ALREADY, and then had 13 more children by him, but news outlets report on it like a cute human interest story”

sounds like an SNL skit where the “straight man” character gets increasingly disturbed while everyone else acts happy and charmed

And. Fucking. Yet.

#current events #child abuse #I don’t know if it was CSA because I can’t find when her first bio child was born but uh #seems likely #her descendants seem to think it’s fine and was normal back then #which. no the fuck it was not #average age at first marriage for women was 20 in 1940! to men like 2 years older! #huge families made newsreels! #teen marriage HAPPENED more but it wasn’t the NORM #also that was usually to OTHER TEENS #nobody wants to talk about how she ended up marrying this old creep in the first place

[gotham-daydreams]

Alfred: *uses emotional blackmail and guilt tripping against the Batfam*

*ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE*

That's exactly it! LMAO

What can he say? Guilt, and just becoming aware of how much you've missed of someone's life — someone who lived in the same house as you for years, and is supposed to be family no less — is an incredibly good motivator.

Just a few spare tapes being played at just the right moment, and couple of flyers being handed to them — well, he hardly had to do much at all. They did the rest of the work themselves, though to say that wasn't the point all along would be a lie.

All he had to do was plant the seeds, and give them a bit of water, before just sitting back and watching them grow. :]

He's just an old man, and someone very dedicated to his job. He can't just look for the reader by himself... not as efficiently or quickly as the rest of the Batfam can, anyway. So he might as well pull a few harmless tricks to at least get them searching.

After all, it's the least they could do, no?

#talking daydreams #platonic yandere batfam #yandere batfam #yandere dc #yandere alfred #he's just a silly guy y'know? #just you're average butler who could do no wrong #and totally isn't why the batfam is going on manhunt to find the reader #not at all #what made you think of such an idea? #it was completely out of his hands #what was he supposed to do? #nothing stops the batman- not even him #(or maybe he can but let's ignore that for now- shall we?)