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jeankirsteinsgrlfrnd · 5 months

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Hi!! May I get some Zeke love through headcannons about him? 👉👈

+ boyfriend zeke jaeger headcanons +

zeke is infamously known for his snoring. he snores so loud, it’s terrifying sometimes.

he surprisingly loves to take pictures with you. he’ll always take a selfie with you. and he looks absolutely thrilled in each one.

he’s always losing his glasses. constantly. they’re also always in the most obvious places but he can never find them.

zeke hopes to one day have a son or even a daughter. he’s just excited to have kids and be a better father than his was.

he’s an avid water drinker. he always orders a water when you guys go out to eat.

his favorite season is probably spring. he hates the cold and the snow. you always have to drag him out if there’s snow on the ground.

^ but he looks sooo cute in a winter coat. and he has sensitive skin, so his cheeks always turn extra red when he’s cold.

i think that his love language would be parallel play. just doing your own thing separately but also together. a close second would be physical touch.

he can never stay awake to finish a movie, even if it was a movie he picked out. he also always eats most of the popcorn.

he’s an early riser. he won’t get up if it’s still dark, but if the suns up, he’s up. he likes to go for a bike ride in the morning or even a jog. but he’ll be back before you wake up.

zeke loves mimosas an unhealthy amount. he’s not really a fan of alcohol but if he drinks, he prefers to drink the expensive stuff. mimosas are the one exception. brunch is always interesting.

he doesn’t argue either. even if you’re wrong. this man doesn’t argue. he doesn’t want to yell at you and more or less, he doesn’t feel like it. he’ll just shut right up.

he’s not really a good cook. i mean, he’s not terrible. but he’s not good either. however, he makes some mean chocolate chip cookies. they’re a christmas favorite.

zeke’s incredibly smart. he’s always ten steps ahead of you. it is so annoying. you can never surprise him for birthdays or anniversaries because he figures it all out.

he’s kinda nosey…lives for the drama and gossip. wants to know everything about everyone. he’s like a sponge that absorbs information.

he’s the best listener. he listens so intensely to what you say. you never have to repeat yourself.

he gives incredibly hugs. like soul-crushing, lifting you off your feet hugs. he always makes you feel safe.

i hope you liked this! i’m so scared of writing zeke LOL

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weetlebeetle · 2 months

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Mermaid zeke for @aotwarriorsimp 😌😌

#oaa update and new zeke art from me?? what timeline are we in lmao #zeke yeager #zeke jaeger #zeke jeager #whew #aot #attack on titan zeke #attack on titan #art #sketch #commission work #commission #digital art

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scarlet-fantasies · 2 months

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Living/Moving in with Zeke Hcs

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You move in with Zeke. what it's like/dealing with him/chaos.

::𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬:: nsfw???

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𝑃𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑡

𝐼𝑛𝑏𝑜𝑥 𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑛

𝐶𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝑡𝑜 𝑗𝑜𝑖𝑛 --> 𝑇𝑎𝑔𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡

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🔑 He asked you to move in, honestly he was waiting for you to just say yes.

🔑 He was so excited when you finally considered it. Literally tackled you to the floor in pure joy.

🔑 “Now I can have a roomie!”

🔑 “Zeke, I’m your girlfriend.”

🔑 “Girlfriend and roomie.” He’d say teasingly.

🔑 Now you can expect pancakes from him as he likes making breakfast since he believes it’s the most important meal of the day.

🔑 And you can best believe he puts blueberries in it.

🔑 You two have a debate about waffles or pancakes and it just never ends.

🔑 “Waffles are better because they have a crisp edge, plus you can divide them evenly.” You’d point out.

🔑 “Pancakes are soft and crispy on ed ages and they don’t need to respect math bc why would anyone share anything so good?!”

🔑 “Zeke, you’re being really dramatic.”

🔑 Likes to cook actually so you could find him in apron when you get home sometimes. And he's incredibly focused when he is cooking, dare you interrupt.

🔑 He’s even a bit of a barista and prefers he does it because he doesn’t trust you.

🔑 During breakfast, he sits across from you and he sparks up the weirdest convos.

🔑 Like whether you're his best friend or girlfriend it doesn’t matter to him 😂. I’ll provide and example or two:

🔑 “Is there a reason why your underwear is always mismatching?”

🔑 “Zeke, what kind of a question is that?”

🔑 “It’s just a question, I’ve never known a girl who did that until living with you.”

🔑 “How do you even know that?!—wait, you went through my drawer! You perv!” You’d get up about to hit him on his shoulder. (Not that it was painful)

🔑 “I didn’t I was just doing your laundry.”

🔑 “Why?”

🔑 “Because you were sick and I asked and you said I could. Remember?”

🔑 “That was a month ago why are you bringing it up?!”

🔑 “Because I’m curious! Why do you have mismatched underwear?”

🔑 “I don’t know, I just do.”

🔑 “Hmm I wonder what that says about a person, it sounds like you're still a kid at heart Y/n. I mean to own a pink bra but flower underwear that’s blue it’s obvious.”

🔑 “Shut up! Stop talking about my underwear! I’m moving out.”

🔑 You always say you’re moving out and he gets so dramatic about it.

🔑 “But why do you want to leave? I take care of you?!😭🥹 and what am I going to do without my girl”

🔑 “Hm, maybe that’ll teach you to not look at my underwear drawer.”

🔑 “I’ll only look at it a few times a year, I promise.”

🔑 “A few times a year, Zeke this is not negotiable.”

🔑 Overall you don’t ever actually leave.

🔑 He always gives you puppy dog eyes when you try to leave and it kinda works. Although you always stay because you care, but sometimes you like to mess with him.

🔑 In the morning he sometimes wakes up early for a morning jog/run and so he leaves you sticky notes on the fridge that let you know where he is and that he loves you. He even puts other notes like where food is or anything important.

🔑 Sometimes he has you tag along to jog with him, so yes he hauls you out of bed even when you’re half asleep.

🔑 “Hey, keep up.” He’d say looking find you a little far away because you’re walking slow.

🔑 “I can’t I'm so tired. Why do we have to jog so early?”

🔑 “It’s 8:30, it’s not that early..”

🔑 “To me it is, it was my day off couldn’t I just sleep?”

🔑 “Yeah, but this is good for us.” He’d say jogging slower so that you could catch up.

🔑 “Good for us? I can’t even walk anymore. How can you still jog?”

🔑 “Stamina baby, something you lack in more ways than one.” He’d smirk.

🔑 “Shut up!”

🔑 At some point, he’d probably just give you a piggyback ride because you told him you were giving up.

🔑 I feel like he always sets up baths for you and he has so many bath bombs for you to chose from.

🔑 And probably has so many bath and body work lotions for you. Even for himself

🔑 And he puts candles and stuff there too.

🔑 Afterwords when you’re done showering he likes to massage your back and he’s pretty good at it.

🔑 Although you’re trying to not make any noise at the same time.

🔑 He likes to play board or card games with you.

🔑 And he gets so nerdy about games, especially the wizard ones lol.

🔑 He makes an arrangement for there to be a movie night every week. It mostly consists of mystery, horror and sci-fi, and a bit of philosophy.

🔑 Zeke likes making art so if you share the same interests you two sometimes make art on the weekends and enjoy doing that together.

🔑 When you come back from the store you challenge each other of who can carry more groceries. Or even when you come back from somewhere he races you to the house.

🔑 And you know damn well he’ll push you just to win.

🔑 He plays I Spy with you in the car.

🔑 “I spy with my little eyes something blue.” He’d say.

🔑 “The sky” you’d sarcastically answer.

🔑 “You are no fun.” He'd scoff, acting offended.

🔑 "Okay, my turn. I spy something green." You'd answer, bored out of your mind.

🔑 "Hmm, my eyes?" He'd ask.

🔑 "No, its the grass." You'd reply looking out the window.

🔑 "You're not supposed to tell me the answer"

🔑 "Sorry, you picked something easy so I thought I would pick something easy to." You'd shrug.

🔑 "Find I'll make it harder, I spy something red." He'd say with a mischvious grin.

🔑 "Why are you smiling like that?" You'd break out into a laugh, knowing he's up to something.

🔑 "Guess what it is."

🔑 "No, I don't--it better not be my bra." You'd say surprised

🔑 He'd look at you with a smirk before keeping his eyes on the road.

🔑 "Zeke!"

🔑 When you two are driving he will call shotgun and make you drive. He changes the song that you have on just to annoy you.

🔑 “Hey!” You’d look at him while he’s just laughing.

🔑 This causes you to change it back, kinda like in those movies when two people fight about a song.

🔑 Smokes outside the place bc you’d throw a fit at him for doing it elsewhere.

🔑 Likes to work on puzzles and crosswords for fun.

🔑 He even likes those brain teaser games.

🔑 In his spare time, you can find him doing that or he’s reading a book about useless knowledge.

🔑 I see that Zeke is able to paint really well so some of his works are up in your shared place.

🔑 Apart from this he is pretty fair and splits all work with you 50/50

🔑 Like he will do the laundry, he low key makes jokes saying that he enjoys it.

🔑 “I love doing your laundry.”

🔑 “No, you don’t.”

🔑 He’ll do anything he doesn’t mind.

🔑 Will drink with you to celebrate on occasion.

🔑 One thing he looks forward to when comes home from work is sitting down with you and watching a movie or having you listen to him go on about his theories while lying on your bed.

🔑 He likes doing skincare routines with you and talking about drama from work.

🔑 He'd even do things like read fortunes on cards. Or just read random facts and share them with you.

🔑 Or ask random questions.

🔑 He does this even when you both are going to bed.

🔑 You'll be resting trying to go to bed and he'll ask, "Can cows swim?" like that one meme, lol.

🔑 "Zeke, no of course not." You'd say, turning over on your side.

🔑 You'd end up looking it up with him 5 mins later tho.

🔑 likes to also do stretches before going to bed and will invite you to do it.

🔑 of course that can always lead in one of two ways. But for sure at one point his hands are going to be all over.

🔑 "You concentrate on your breathing." He'd point out.

🔑 "I would, if your hands would know their place." You'd laugh.

🔑 He tries to smoke after you two have had sex and you always catch him.

🔑 “Nah uh mister, outside.”

🔑 “I was trying to be the hot guy in those movies.” He’d defend making you roll your eyes and laugh.

🔑 “Uh huh, says that guy who tries to mimic poses of Renaissance paintings.”

🔑 “I’m flawless.”

🔑 You’d laugh, “Go outside, and come back when you're done.” You’d smile bringing him in for a kiss.

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jjkeremika · 1 month

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Hi, how you doing? I love how you write, so, csn iirequest some Zeke x fem!readerslight smut? Its been a while since i read something about him. Thank you ❤❤

hello, my friend ! thats so nice, thank you <3 you absolutely can request Zeke Jaeger x fem!reader light smut! i hope its okay.

here's what im thinking...

with Zeke, there's always some sort of implication. whether it be bland and simple, or soft and sexy--it was always there, hidden and exposed: a hanging question; an additional thread.

maybe it was in the look he cast you: stern apart from an insinuating brow; steely except in the swirling and suggestive whirlpools of his irises; stoic despite the flickering, mischievous fluorescent light off the glasses.

an unspoken suggestion revealed in the slightest twitch of his lip to an upward curve. in his lingering admiration.

"yn, shall we..." his deep voice was always steady and smooth, collected yet drawn out like an overplayed, hardy record. "move somewhere a little more..." his eyes ambitiously twinkled like the sun's reflection on wet snow. his tone intimately laced with an emotion no vernacular could relate. "comfortable?"

the expecting look, the feather touch of his cool fingertips against warmed skin, the soft sway of his beard as he spoke, as you couldn't take your eyes off his lips, as you swore he was leaning closer--as he tiptoed around the implication like an amateur intruder avoided spotlight.

imperfectly.

"like a couch?" a soft palm graced your exposed thigh, slid easily under the flimsy skirt fabric like it wasn't even there. he leaned close to your ear, the soft yet prickly facial hair barely brushed against the sensitive skin of your neck and cheek. "or maybe a bed?"

obviously.

Zeke pulled away slightly, allowed himself to indulge in the sight of your parted lips and astonished, accepting eyes. you stopped breathing as he hogged the hot air. your reflection boldly cast across the glasses. "just anywhere horizontal, really."

he smirked at your audible inhale, practically a choke. his hand twitched in a looming threat to tighten around the limb.

"why only horizontal?" you were capable of only shallow breaths, unsatisfactory to the indiscernible mess of emotions flooding your gut, caving into your pelvis. despite the intense blood flow, restrained the overbearing need to jump on him, you matched his locked gaze and managed out, "we can have fun vertically too."

you were entranced with the rapid dilation of his pupils, noticed the slight tension encompass his neck and shoulder muscles as he took a controlled breath.

the large hand stretched around your thigh and followed the natural curve, right to the intimate plush of a cheek that so easily contorted under his grip, so willingly accepted his outstretched palm.

the clasp of his fingernails into the fatty skin evoked a sharp exhale—distracted you long enough from preventing the air from desperately escaping captivity, from stopping Zeke from resting an arm against the wall and closing in.

he pounced at the opportunity, collapsed his forehead against yours and needily pressed his lips to yours. took advantage of your open mouth and dipped his tongue inside, licked around like collecting melting ice cream on a cone. dropped his second hand to your cheek, stepped in further and kept you close.

close enough to feel the heat radiating off his larger body, condensing into the tickling sweat along your hairline, seeping into the pounding vessels and arteries running through your body. close enough to feel his shoulders contorting over you, bending down to kiss you deeper. close enough to feel the solid, huge erection at your waist, to feel the throbbing pulse vibrate through the fabric against your abdomen.

Zeke’s second hand joined his other, quickly adapted to the home of your bum and suddenly swept you off the ground, roughly fell into the wall. you didn’t even notice the pain from the wall due to the adrenaline in your blood, because of the insistent grinding of your clothed clit against his hard erection as he rubbed you between himself and the paneling.

he kept his mouth on yours, swallowed every single gasp and sound like he was starved. muffled each moan like it was his dream occupation and he was gunning for a lucrative promotion.

your brain flicked through each feeling like a slideshow: the fondling and squeezing of his hands against your cheeks and upper thighs; the electricity and friction where your crotch met his; the sloppy and wet meshing of your lips with his; the cold and stubborn wall scratching against your hot and flexible spine.

the soft and quiet noises still flooded the room, concentrated into a building ringing in your ears deciphered into one simple word—easily summed up in a single desire. and with Zeke, it was always more. more and more and more.

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freya-fallen · 4 months

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Zeke Yeager and the Scavenger Take 5

CWs: Manpilative Zeke Yeager, sugar daddy vibes, a bit of dirty talk and humiliation, dry humping, forced drinking, coerced kissing, coerced sharing (kissing)

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Part 1 Part 4

It’s your first time meeting Zeke at night. He wants you to come to a bar with him, insists it’ll be fun. So, you put on a dark skirt and forest green blouse, both of which are a little more form fitting than you usual (especially now that you’re eating regularly) and make yourself look pretty.

Knowing your luck, Zeke will have you licking his boots in an alleyway in an hour, ruining the effort to look nice for him. Oh well.

“Hey, little mouse. Don’t you look pretty tonight.”

Your steps stutter as your gaze rises from the sidewalk. There’s Zeke, handsome in slacks, button down, and sweater. Beside him are two other blond men— a shorter, younger one who might be a teen, and another who is big and tired.

“Hi.” He extends a hand and you tentatively take it, tugging you to his side.

“This is Reiner Braun,” Zeke says, “And Porco Galliard.” He introduces you shortly, and you’re rummaging through your memories for the names. They’re vaguely familiar, meaning they probably work under him. Porco Galliard eyes you with the keen interest of a young man, but Reiner Braun just nods dully. “Let’s get going, eh?”

It’s a dingy little bar he leads you to, not that you know much about the places. The few times you’ve been in one, you weren’t there to spend money.

Zeke pulls you into a booth beside him, a hand sliding high on your covered thigh. He orders a pitcher of beer from the woman who stops by, who eyes you and the younger guy speculatively, but says nothing.

Zeke fills the glasses for himself and you. “Drink, baby.” He taps on the tankard. Obedient as usual, you begin to sip.

It’s decent enough beer and you haven’t eaten much the last day or so, so it goes to your hear much faster than before.

Zeke’s hand is under your skirt and drawing little patterns on your skin. It feels nice, the way his big, warm hand encroaches on your flesh.

He tips your head and you watch in a daze as his lips dip to yours. His tongue sweeps through your mouth and you can taste the same beer on him. You moan.

“Did you bring us here to watch you makeout with your girlfriend?” gripes the younger guy.

Zeke pulls away to lip his spit-slick lips. “Jealous, Pock? You can have a taste if you want?”

Your head turns so fast you feel dizzy and you start to speak up, but his thumb grazes over your apex as his fingers squeeze the meat of your thigh. Instead, you bite your lip to hide a whimper.

Porco voices your concern instead. “Um, what?”

“I’m not a jealous guy. I’ll share.” Zeke gazes fondly down at you. “Go over and offer Pock a kiss, honey.”

You search for evidence he’s fucking with you, but he’s as serious as usual when he tells you what to do. You slip out of the booth and around the table, fidgeting awkwardly.

“Get on there with him,” Zeke gestures with a cigarette laden hand, but there’s not much room with both the younger men there. “On his lap, then.”

You clamber up, wondering why this Pock guy isn’t saying anything, isn’t fighting this. He’s stiff as you throw a leg over his. Your skirt rides up. You glance up to find his eyes glued to the line of your stocking across your thigh.

“What the hell, Zeke?” It’s Reiner who objects.

“You can get a kiss next. Now go on, sweetie.”

It could be worse, you tell yourself as you lean over to kiss Porco. You could be forced on your knees right here and— you roll your hips and the blond beneath you moans. His hands go to your hips to continue moving them against him.

“You can touch her, Braun. She’s so soft and delicate. Oh, don’t give me that look. She’s well-paid for all she puts up with.” That seems to settle something in him.

Reiner watches your lips part from Porco’s. His tongue darts out, then he says almost as if afraid to speak, “Most of them won’t kiss on the mouth.”

“Don’t worry about that, kid,” Zeke replies, watching everything from his side of the table. The cherry of his cigarette and the light in his eyes both gleam in the smoky haze. “She’ll do what I tell her. Isn’t that right, sweetheart?” You nod dumbly, your cheeks on fire. “Now, give Reiner a kiss, too.”

You lean over toward him, though Porco’s hands keep you firmly planted. Reiner meets you halfway, his lips desperate against yours, his voice a throaty groan of pleasure, like he’d a drowning man and you’re the only air he’ll breathe.

“Such a good girl,” Zeke coos. “My own dirty little whore.”

You couldn’t argue even if your mouth was free.

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imcryingmissingmylover · 1 year

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Eren: There are only three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way and the Eren Yeager way.

Zeke: Isn’t that just the wrong way?

Eren: Yeah but it’s faster.

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sara-najjar-5 · 2 years

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Levi Ackerman ⚔️🏹

The scenes we all love

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shingerion · 2 years

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ghostlygeto · 2 years

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“i don’t want to understand, i want you to stay” w mr zeke yeager haha :|

why do some ppl use jaeger and others use yaeger i do not understand <3

pairing: zeke jaeger x reader

warnings: hurt/no comfort just for u gary. but rly angst w/o happy ending

wc: 740

“I don’t want to understand, I want you to stay.”

Zeke had been spending more and more time away from you. You understood that he wasn't allowed to tell you what he was doing or where he was going for security reasons. But he had been leaving before you'd wake up and coming home after you'd fallen asleep. If it weren't for the brief half-asleep moments you'd wake up and feel him next to you, you'd probably believe he never came home to begin with.

You knew as a Warrior he had obligations to Marley, but sometimes it felt unfair. He already sacrificed everything to become the Beast Titan. He already risked his life going over to the island. What more did they want from him? What now was so important that he needed to spend nearly every hour of every day off hidden away in some building?

And you knew it wasn't like this for all of the Warriors. You often saw Porco, Pieck, and Reiner out and about with the young candidates. They'd invite you out sometimes. Occasionally you'd say yes but usually it was "No, I want to make sure I'm here when Zeke comes home." They'd all give you a sad look, like they knew about his recent neglect towards you. It felt like they all knew something that you didn’t, and no one would tell you.

This morning was no different, Zeke woke up at 4am and wanted to prepare for his long day hidden away in a room doing God knows what. But you weren’t there next to him in bed, this time. Close to three weeks of the same routine and he hadn’t woken up without you beside him a single time, where were you?

The living room, waiting for him to come out so you could talk to him. It would be the first time you’d spoken to him in weeks aside from the half-asleep “I love you”s you share before he leaves in the morning. You had been rehearsing what you’d say to him for hours before he finally came out of the room, fully dressed and ready to go.

“y/n, why are you awake? You should get to sleep,” Zeke walked over to you and reached out his hand, attempting to take you into the bedroom so you could rest.

“We need to talk, Zeke.” You took his hand but pulled him down so he would sit on the couch next to you, “I’ll be quick.”

“About what? y/n I really need to go,” Zeke sat anyway, he could never say no to you even if he tried. He put most things before you. Keyword is most.

“You’ve been so absent lately,” You start, looking down at your hands, “Feels like I don’t even have a partner anymore. Wake up alone, eat dinner alone, go to sleep alone. You were gone for so long and now you’re back but you’re not here.”

“You know I have an obligation to Marley, y/n. They need me there.” Zeke could feel himself already growing annoyed. “I thought you understood, how important this is. We have Eren now, things are going our way. Everything will be okay soon, you know. You have to understand.”

“I don’t want to understand, I want you to stay.” You finally looked into his eyes, “They’re going to send you away again soon I can feel it. And then what? I just wait until you come home so you can do it all over again? Or wait around until I get told you’re dead? Do I get any time with you before they send you to death?”

Zeke scoffed, “You’re being dramatic, y/n. I’m not going anywhere. I have to leave now, I’ll see you tonight.” He started to get up, walking towards the door without waiting for your response.

“If you leave right now, Zeke, I’ll be gone when you get back.” Though your voice shook, he could hear you were serious. And it killed him.

He wanted to stay there with you, he didn’t want to leave every morning and be without you all day before returning to you when you’re already asleep. He absolutely did not want to walk out the door right now and lose everything he had left. But he had to.

“I know. I love you, y/n.”

The door closed behind him.

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koulakoukoula2003 · 2 years

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hiii its ok if ur uncomfortable writing this, i completely understand, but could i get some headcanons for zeke comforting his s/o on their period?

OMGGGG MY FIRST ZEKE ASK AAAAHHH TYSM ANON 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

⚾ You're such a whiny brat when you're on your period. The problem is, that you're also very fucking cute when you're whiny.

⚾ I think he's gonna spoil you. He'll get you anything you need. You want chocolates? Sweets? Sudden weird cravings that he's gonna have to drive miles away to find? Yeah he doesn't mind, he'll get you anything you need CUZ YOU'RE ZEKE YEAGER'S GF and Zeke Yeager's gf should be treated like fucking royalty.

⚾ It's not really about you. It's mostly about his ego. Zeke Yeager's gf SHOULD be spoiled and treated like a princess. She should have EVERYTHING she wants whether that's expensive dresses or jewellery or cars and houses and idek what else.

⚾ And that AMPLIFIES when you're on your period. Honestly he has no idea how painful or tormenting a period can be, but he's THERE for you.

⚾ He'll cuddle you, and rub your belly when it gets too painful. He'll get you warm pads or water or chocolates — basically anything you need.

⚾ He's gonna let you rest a lot.

⚾ He absolutely loves how clingy you are.

⚾ He comes home from a long day at work and you're already on top of him AND HE LOVES IT.

⚾ He is a man who's been deprived of love ever since he was a little boy, so imagine how much he loves it when you're giving him all that love and affection just cuz you NEED him.

⚾ You need his arms around you. You need kisses on your lips, your face, your neck.

⚾ You need to whisper you love him in his ear, and the way you blush when you give him those sudden outbursts of affection has him completely whipped for you LMFAO

⚾ Zeke is not a man who easily bends to a woman's will, but he knows he loves you when he starts doing EVERYTHING you want.

⚾ You don't even have to ask, he just KNOWS u need cuddles, or food, or sweets, or attention, or whatever else.

⚾ He KNOWS you. He has learned you well. He's paid too much attention all the previous times (let's pretend you guys have been together for many many months now) and he's perfected his treatment to you when that time of the month comes.

⚾ PLUS I think he's got his own calendar where he keeps track of your period and he knows the schedule probably better than you do LMAO

⚾ Some random day he walks to you like "any back pains yet?" And you're like "huh?" And he's like "you're supposed to get your period tomorrow" and you're like WHAT

⚾ But hey lemme remind you that all of this applies to modern AU Zeke.

If we go into canon, I'll never finish this post LMFAO

Canon Zeke just... Isn't there LMFAO

Jk I wanna believe that Zeke, no matter the universe is a sweetheart to the people he loves.

Honestly, if canon Zeke had someone who loved him, he wouldn't go through the Euthanisation Plan in the first place.

OOHHH WHAT ABOUT PERIOD SEX????

Ok from this point forth, MINORS DNI OR IMMA WHOOP YOU

⚾ Ahem, Zeke is a nasty, sadistic little mf so he doesn't mind the mess and he'll def go down on you even if you're having your period.

⚾ Especially when he finds out that orgasms help with cramps.

⚾ And he just loves how sensitive you are when on your period

⚾ This sadistic mf will pull so many orgasms out of you, sitting there for hours. He's forcing your legs parted with his rough hands while he's sucking on your clit. Two fingers are pushed inside of you knuckle deep and he's nudging repeatedly against that spot that's making you see stars

⚾ And he just loves how your knees buckle weakly when you try to stand up after he's done with you.

"aw, sweetheart, did daddy go too hard on you?"

And you're cursing him beneath your breath and blushing hard but he picks you up in his arms before you know it and you yelp out at the sudden movement. You wrap your arms around his shoulders and he's looking down at you as if you're the most precious little thing.

He presses a kiss on your forehead and takes you to the bathroom. "I'll prepare us a bath,"

You're his precious, dumb little baby and of course he's gonna take care of you 🥺

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poursomesunaonme · 2 years

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can i respectfully ask for numbers 27, 21 and 17 for Zeke the Monke 🤠

now why tf are yall making me simp for this bitch alskdfjasodfasdf i am weak i am but a hole

wc: 642

cw: nsfw (minors dni, 18+ only), degradation, hate fucking, spitting, rough sex

“get the fuck out, zeke. now.”

the venom gushes through your voice, aimed to sear through the skin of the blond who stands tall, fists clenched at his sides. he doesn’t move a muscle, eyes gleaming in the dim light.

“and if i don’t?”

you don’t have time to offer a response before your bodies collide, teeth messily bumping together as you scramble to undress. his breath is hot against your skin, beard scratchy on your chin, cologne pungent in your nostrils. everything about him irritates you, infuriates you, yet you can’t seem to break the cycle of opening up your legs for him time and time again.

your eyes squeeze shut as he sheaths himself fully inside you, not waiting even a moment before setting a fast pace that reaches deep within your walls. you throw your head back into a moan, slapping a hand over your mouth to keep it from traveling outside of the room.

“already screaming over my cock, huh?” zeke laughs, the sound scraping like nails on a chalkboard through your ears.

“f-fuck off,” you pant, gripping the sheets at your sides, determined not to touch him more than you already are. his pace is consistent, incredibly consistent, in speed and depth. the more you part your legs for him, the deeper he goes, the more your toes curl - and the more you hate yourself. your hips ache with the stretch of spreading your legs so far apart. your eyes nearly roll back into your head when his tip begins to knock against your cervix.

“look at you, legs open like a filthy fucking whore,” he grunts, steadying himself by placing his hands on the mattress on either side of your chest. the contact brings you closer, and you can smell the faint notes of cigarettes clinging to his body. it nearly makes you vomit.

swallowing the bile, you let zeke kiss you again, panting curses into each other’s mouths, holding nothing back. the same old warm feeling starts to spread through you, fuming into a wildfire in the blink of an eye at your boiling resentment for him.

“open your mouth,” zeke pants. you shake your head at him, knowing that if you comply, you’ll give him the satisfaction by your titillating moans. instead of taking your resolve, zeke’s hand grabs your face and squeezes your cheeks, prying your mouth open by force. you squirm under him, breathy moans spilling out of the opening.

he spits in your mouth - not the sensual kind where it slowly dribbles off his tongue onto yours; no, it’s the kind of action that’s meant for scorning, for a special mind of hatred. it’s the kind that sprays all over your face instead of just in your mouth. you can taste the last glass of whiskey in the liquid.

your nails sink into his back in retaliation, throwing your adamancy in not touching him to the wind. you feel his skin split slightly, feels a few drops of blood dabble on your fingers. he groans, kissing you once again, the taste of him overwhelming.

your sounds become more feral as you both near your climaxes. zeke’s pace speeds up, ramming into your cervix at full force. it hurts, but you won’t be the baby bitch that taps out - you gotta stick it to him.

“god,” he groans, “love this slutty cunt of yours. always so wet for me, always opening your legs to let me in. you’re just too easy. fuckin’ love it.”

you don’t say anything. you can’t even mutter a “fuck off.” you can’t even string together a sentence. your eyes roll back, mercifully sparing you the sight of zeke looking down on you with such disdain as you cum and cream on his cock. he knows that he’ll never get tired of this sight - he’ll never have to.

#attack on titan #attack on titan smut #attack on titan zeke #aot #aot smut #aot zeke #shingeki no kyoujin #shingeki no kyoujin smut #shingeki no kyoujin zeke #snk #snk smut #snk zeke #zeke yeager #zeke jaeger #zeke smut #zeke x reader #zeke x you #🪐beanie writes!

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ugyanmind1 · 2 years

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#snk #aot #attack on titan eren #eren yeager #shingeki no kyoujin eren #snk eren #zeke yeager #aot zeke #snk zeke #grisha yeager #manga aesthetic #manga art #attack on titan zeke #skingeki no kyoujin

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weetlebeetle · 8 months

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@aotwarriorsimp asked for Zeke living his best pumpkin spice life and you know what, he does deserve it 🫰

(This is a butterfly tier reward sketch ✨ I have a few slots still open if you'd like to join and get a full body sketch every month + access to a bunch of exclusive stuff 💖)

#link in the source #gotta promo once in a while my bad #tysm for your support as always 🫶#zeke yeager #zeke jeager #art #digital art #commission #commissioned art #snk #aot #attack on titan zeke

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scarlet-fantasies · 5 months

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🐶𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘵/𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦? (both bros)

Hi anon!

Sorry I’ve been so inactive but here it is. 😊

-Scarlet

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𝑃𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑡

𝐼𝑛𝑏𝑜𝑥 𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑛

𝐶𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝑡𝑜 𝑗𝑜𝑖𝑛 --> 𝑇𝑎𝑔𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡

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::Eren::

I think it’s safe to say that he already has a dog of his own.

However if he wants to get a pet with you it could possibly be another dog, but probably a small one that’s fluffy.

Or he might get a pet bird, like a little finch since they are not too much work and plus he thought they were cute at the store.

You two don’t plan on getting a pet.

It’s really that he buys you one as a gift and so it’s really yours but also becomes his.

If he got you a cute little dog that looks like Teddy bear he was probably replaced and he got jealous.

But not too jealous lol. Just a little bummed out. “I think she likes the dog more than me.”

If the dog is a girl and it’s yappy and small he’ll say it reminds him of you.

::Zeke::

He’s that guy that has many reptiles.

It’s concerning.

Like there’s no way he doesn’t have an iguana, snake/lizard, as well as a frog and a turtle.

If you’re too freaked out by it the pets he might give them away.

All though it you two are cool with it he will probably get a chameleon.

Although if you're not good with pets that are reptiles, he would probably get a cat with you.

He might even like getting a parrot.

He pretty much would find any pet cool to have.

Knowing Zeke, he’d go as far as adopting a monkey.

Overall any pet you’d get would definitely be out of the ordinary.

@bi-effing-simp @lucifugovs @xxghoulishspritexx @sp00ksic0la @keithandlevi-ontheroof @songbirdgardensworld @bubs-world

#anime #attack on titan #snk #eren yeager #aot #attack on titan headcanons #aot eren #eren jaeger #eren headcanons #zeke aot #zeke jaeger #zeke yeager #zeke headcanons #aot fluff #attack on titan zeke #snk zeke

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movedcheckpinnedpost · 2 years

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Lmfao just imagine Reader sending a screenie of how long can monkeys live to Zeke and just said "Goodbye, Zeke 😔😔" at 4 am

Yesssss messing with zeke would be so fun because I think he would take the bait every single time but also he would be so done 😷

Not exactly the original imagine but I was laughing hard as hell writing this 😹

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imcryingmissingmylover · 1 year

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Grisha: How can you say I’m a terrible father when I have this *holds mug saying ‘World’s Best Dad’*

Zeke: I didn’t give you that.

Grisha: I bought it for myself.

#zeke yeager #attack on titan zeke #grisha yeager #attack on titan #aot incorrect quotes #snk #attack on titan eren #eren jeager #shingeki no kyojin

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