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abbyslev · 4 months

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HII can you do one with hange and reader where they’re both on a mission to spy on someone and then they’re about to get caught so they make out to avoid getting caught or discovered?? UGH this is just something i’ve been thinking about ever since that one scene of natasha and steve rogers 😭

𝑪𝑨𝑼𝑮𝑯𝑻- 𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑬 𝑿 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹

A/N: BRUH THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER I JUST COULDNT PASS ON IT OH MY GOD😭😭 thank you for this sweet ask and thank you for your patience!! i hope i could make your dreams come true w this😭😭

“Shhh!” You push Hange aside, placing your hand over their mouth.

You two were currently spying on Captain Levi and Commander Erwin. Why? Because the kids paid you and Hange a decent amount of money to tell them if they were dating or not, and Hange being Hange, they were nosy too.

Even if the four of you were best friends, Levi and Erwin would never cough up the confession that they were together obviously. So maybe Hange thought they could sneak around it.

Right now the two of them were speaking about important stuff, it sounded serious. Something about Levi wanting the kids to be safe, but also Erwin to be safer. He wanted Erwin behind everyone else, not in front risking his life for everyone else’s.

You knew a serious Levi, but his tone was serious and deadset. It made you and Hange both scared. “Do you think they’re together?” Hange nudged you. “Well I don't know, I can't see past you.” You roll your eyes. Hange huffed, pushing you in front of them. You peeked your head out, letting out a small whimper.

You couldn’t even believe what you were seeing! Levi was on his tiptoes, hugging Erwin with his face in his neck, slowly inhaling his scent. You thought you were dreaming. Hange gasped, gripping your arms with excitement. You almost forgot the mission here. Levi snapped his head towards your direction, eyebrows furrowed.

You and Hange slid back behind the wall, whispering while arguing about what you should do. You heard the footsteps coming closer. You bit the inside of your cheek, looking around for some kind of door or closet.

Hange’s hands placed themselves on your face, lips planted on yours. Your eyes widened in shock, but you kissed back. Your hands were tangled in their hair, lips crushing against one another. Your back hit the wall and Hange’s hands were now placed on your wrist, not stopping to even breathe.

You heard someone loudly clear their throat. You and Hange pulled apart, giving the two a guilty look. “Popular hangout spot?” Hange gave them a shy smile, hand intertwined with yours. “And where are you supposed to be?” “Guarding the mess hall…” Hange trailed off.

“Well! What a wonderful surprise. We’ll be on our way now.” You laugh awkwardly, dragging Hange off. “What was that?” You said as you turned around the corner. “You’re not mad, are you? It was the only thing I could think of.” Hange frowned. “Of course not. Just took me by surprise.” You squeezed their hand. “So you’ll come over tonight?” Hange stopped in their tracks. “Yes, I'll come over like every night, Hange.” You push their bangs out of their face, kissing them again.

This time, Levi pushed Erwin out of the way. He also wanted to see.

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hanjis-caca-stain · 7 months

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I really REALLY like Hanji guys

#art #digitalart #drawing #artist #sketch #attack on titan #aot fanart #procreate #digitalartist #aot hanji #attack on titan hanji #snk hanji #hange zöe #hanji zoe #levi ackerman

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m-jelly · 7 months

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Hey there Jelly! If requests are open, may I request Hange x Fem! Titan Shifter reader? Hange spots the reader in her Titan form, helping animals and killing other titans. Hanger just looks at Her and is like "Yep, I can live with that!" Thank you for your time Jelly!

Love in all shapes and sizes

Hange x fem!Reader

Canon world, romance, falling in love, fluff, cute, sweet, titan shifter reader.

Hange goes for a horse ride to clear her head and stumbles across you. She watches you as you care for animals and stop other titans from getting close. Hange approaches and starts talking to you. You get to know her and reveal who you really are.

The wind tousled Hange's hair as she rode across the field. She knew very well that there could be some leftover titans in the area, but she didn't care and she was armed. For a moment, she wanted to be free. Countless responsibilities had been thrust upon her. It was becoming too much.

She closed her eye for a moment and enjoyed the freedom. Loud stomping made her open her eye and look over to where the noise was coming from. She slowed down as she watched a breathtakingly beautiful female titan carefully pick up a few sheep and place them back into a pen.

"Holy shit." She grinned as she felt excited about meeting another titan shifter. "I hope she's friendly."

Hange raced over to the female titan and kept a close watch. She yanked on the reins of the horse and gasped when the titan raced over to her. She expected death, but the titan ran past her. Hange looked behind her to see the titan grab the neck of an abnormal reaching for her. The female ripped the titan's head off and dropped the body on the floor.

You panted and turned to look at Hange gazing at you with adoration in her eyes. You squatted next to her and smiled. "May I carry you?"

Hange inhaled deeply. "Another talking titan!"

You hummed a laugh. "Yes. So, may I?"

"Please!"

You picked Hange up and placed her on your shoulder. "Hold on. I'll also carry your horse." You cradled the horse and rose to your feet. "I will take you to my home."

Hange gripped your hair as you walked towards a cottage with a farm area. "Pretty place! I didn't know anyone lived out here because of the Titans."

You gently placed the horse in your stables. You reached up to Hange. "Come."

Hange stepped onto your hand and held your thumb as you lowered her. "So, are you a human?"

You sat in front of her. "I...I am...please don't hand me over. I...I love it here. I have a cat and a dog. I have animals...please."

Hange gasped. "I would never! You are just living your life here beyond the walls."

You hummed. "I have been hiding. Titans only eat people and I kill Titans. So, I've been okay."

Hange offered her hand. "I'm Hange Zoe!"

You reached over and let her grab a finger as you introduced yourself. "Lovely to meet you." You hummed a laugh. "You're not afraid?"

"We have a shifter working with us!"

You smiled. "That's good."

"So..."

You shook your head. "No thank you. I understand you need help, but I don't want to get involved. I've been hurt enough for being different. I enjoy being here alone with my animals."

Hange pouted. "Can I be here?"

You blushed a little. "Only if you want to."

"I do!" She grinned. "Can I meet the real you?"

You released a long sigh. "As long as you promise not to tell anyone about me."

"I swear."

You smiled and lay down. "Okay." You pulled from the back of the neck of the titan and gasped. You pulled free and made your way down to Hange. "This is me."

Hange gazed at you in awe. You were the most beautiful woman she had ever seen. The marking on your face framed you so perfectly. You were graceful and yet strong. Her eyes traced your body and the way it moved and curved. You were a divine being in her eyes.

Hange shivered as arousal shot through you. "You're hot."

You went bright red. "Th-thank you. You are a very beautiful woman." You pointed to your home. "Would you like to join me for a cup of tea?"

"Yes please!" She hugged your arm and walked with you. "Damn, you even smell good."

You smiled a little. "I make my own soap."

"You're incredible. I like you."

Your heart skipped a beat. "I like you also."

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e-yokai · 1 year

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Time traveler: *moves a chair* The timeline:

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nightfall-kachiniko · 1 year

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Hange acts like getting into heaven is like getting into Harvard LMFAO

*Hange still on the ground in flames*: whelp I knew I’d be down here one day

Erwin: no hange, your still on fire because you just burned to death, your in heaven.

Hange: omg I made it?! NO WAY I FUCKING MADE IT- wait Erwin how tf did you make it-

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amphibiahawks321 · 6 months

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[Pins M!Reader against the wall]

Hange : Well hello there handsome~

[Lift M!Reader's chin up by using her finger]

Hange : Aren't you just a treasure to be found yeah~?

[Hange whispers to his Left ear]

if you wanna release some stress you can tell me that baby boy cause I know a very good way to solve that problem~

M!Reader : ......You got this idea from hitch's romance novel didn't you?

Hange : ........

Hange : Is it working?

M!Reader : .........

M!Reader : Surprisingly yes

#male reader #attack on titan x reader #reader x attack on titan #attack on titan hanji #hanji x reader #reader x hanji #attack on titan

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phantommaws · 2 months

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It’s wipWednesday on Twitter and although I said no more sneak peeks, I just HAVE to put this up here. I haven’t touched this in a few days now but here’s more of the wedding chapter 🥰

Hange looked to the side upon hearing Onyankopon, seeing Falco approaching them. The young man was dressed in incredibly smart formal clothes; a simple black suit and he smiled with warmth and pride as he arrived at the end of the aisle. Clutched in his hands was a small white box, and when he stood before Onyankopon, Falco carefully opened it to reveal a pair of rings.

Upon gentle urging, Levi carefully grasped the ring intended for Hange and pulled it from the box; it was a simple band made of platinum that shone like a mirror as it caught the light. Levi gave a small sigh before gently holding Hange’s hand, clutching the ring as he gazed lovingly into their eyes.

“Hange, this ring is a representation of my love for you; I am yours, now and forever for the rest of eternity. It is the gift that lasts forever just as the ring itself has no end. Know that I am always going to be there beside you. I love you, always.”

Levi’s voice was gentle and filled with nothing but pure love and warmth which wasn’t lost on Hange. The platinum band effortlessly slid onto their finger, and they couldn’t help but admire the way that the sun reflected off the highly polished surface. It was simple, but that had been exactly what they and Levi had wanted.

“And now your ring to Levi, Hange.”

Hange took in a deep breath, hoping that it at least made them give off some kind of sense of courage, and proceeded to take the second silvery-coloured band from the box where it lay. They held it up as Levi offered his hand to them, and they almost felt giddy with excitement as they prepared themself.

“Levi, I give you this ring on this beautiful summer evening as a token of my undying love and appreciation for you and everything that you have ever done for me. It is my way of showing you just how much I love you; to show you that I am absolutely delighted to be the person who has the honour of calling you their husband from this moment until forever.

“May it serve as a reminder that you are always going to be in my heart, and that you are mine to cherish forever until the end of time for not even death itself shall part us.”

The ring slid onto Levi’s finger with ease, and Hange couldn’t help but gaze into their lover’s eyes. This was it, the moment for which they had been eagerly waiting for such a long time. Hange could only just hold back the excitement they felt, heart racing in their chest as Falco retreated to his space beside Gabi.

Onyankopon gave a smile as he looked at his two closest friends stood before him, their hands now adorned with the wedding bands that they had each chosen. Seeing their relationship blooming throughout the five years that he had known them had been incredible to witness, and he couldn’t help but admire the pure adoration that they had for each other.

“Levi and Hange, you have each expressed your unwavering love for each other in the most beautiful way through the commitment and promises you have just made to each other. You have kissed many a thousand times, maybe even more. But today brings the beginning of a new journey where you are not simply just best friends and partners, rather now becoming husband and wife. And, with this today, this next kiss is a promise with which you seal your marriage.”

Hange’s lips were soft, almost like silk against Levi’s own as they leaned in toward each other. His fingers teased the strands of their hair as he breathed in the slightly earthy scent of their skin. What he wouldn’t give to stay in this moment for the rest of his life, and time itself felt like it stood still as he and his now-spouse parted. Hange gazed at him with nothing but love, and it felt like a pleasant warmth settled in across his chest.

•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•

Tag list: @youre-ackermine

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levihan-is-my-seratonin · 7 months

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Sticking It Out in the Sticks by @cimbiej

Posted on multiple platforms: pixiv, poipiku, etc

Please credit the artist… I spent a lot of time on it 🥹

No reposts.

#levihan #levi x hanji #shingeki no kyoujin levi #attack on titan hanji #hange zoe #hange zoë #snk hanji #levi x hange #hans zoe #levi ackerman #levihan fanart

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levmada · 2 months

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i think drunk levi has 3 potential stages:

1: sad (tipsy)

2: asleep (anything else)

3 - if it’s celebratory drinking, and this is an exceptionally rare encounter: when he smiles, he’s all sleepy already, and everyone collectively loses their shit because you can tell he’s drunk, and it looks kind of off-putting😭😭

hange makes moblit draw him bc no one else would believe it💀which erwin has to stop before it starts. but everyone can’t not laugh when hange LOUDLY proclaims to the entire room that he looks like a titan😭😭thankfully levi is too asleep to hear🙏😭

#yeah #levi aot #snk hange #snk levi #attack on titan headcanons #attack on titan #snk headcanons #snk hanji #attack on titan hanji #attack on titan erwin #aot hc #levi hc #levi ackerman hc #levi ackerman headcanons #levi.thoughts #tw drinking #tw alcohol

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mommypieck · 2 years

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⌗︙・hange eating out their virgin bby⸜⸜・

the idea of hange eating out their virgin partner is so cute. u just whine and squirm all over the bed while hange has their face all in your cum. they just enjoy eating pussy so much. u try to push their head way because of the overstumulation, but they just slap your hands away and bury their face even deeper into your cunt. they have your juices all over their face but still welcome every drop that gushes out of u when u cum. their hands are rubbing your tummy as u shake from the stimulation of cumming on their tongue for the first time.

#aot smut #aot x reader #attack on titan #snk #aot headcanons #attack on titan smut #hange smut #hange zoe x reader #hange aot #hange zoë #hange zoe #hange zoe x y/n #hange zoe smut #hange zoe x you #hanji x reader #hanji zoë #snk hanji #attack on titan hanji

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abbyslev · 5 months

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𝑹𝑬𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹 𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀- 𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑬 𝑿 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹

A/N: JUNE ACTUALLY WROTE WTF YOU GUYS WHAT WHAT WHAT OMG its not my best and there will def be a smutty part 2… just be happy i ever wrote LMAOOO but guys let’s thank me elvis presley for inspiring me to write this

WARNINGS: not proofread at all sorry guys it’s 2 am

It was uncomfortably hot, your body feeling waves of heat overcome it.

You fan your face, walking away from the crowd of people. “Where are you going?” Sasha yelled over the loud music, holding onto your arm. “Outside. Need air.” You just smile before walking away. You push the door, back leaning against the cold doors.

Ah, the simple regret. You hated studying and sticking your nose in a book, so you chose to party. You never seem to grasp the fact that you lived in the city, and partying is just what young adults did all weekend. You hated crowded parties.

Your phone vibrated in your pocket. You picked it up, the light flashing your sensetive eyes.

Hange

u still alive?

Yeahhh just rlly crowded

Hange

omg you never learn

lol

no i’m outside rn

breathing air

Hange

ur funny

what time r u planning to come home?

i’m at the library rn

and how drunk r u

drunk off my ass

very much so

ohhh is it busy

Hange

yes

what library is busy at 2 am

smartass

call me

You smiled at the last message before pushing the call button. “Hey.” Hange’s raspy voice came from your speaker. You sat on the floor, playing with the strings of your shoes. “Aren’t you supposed to be quiet in the library?” You smiled.

“Well no one is here.” You could practically hear their smirk. “Ok, i get it.” You rolled your eyes. “Why are you studying this late anyway?” “Big assessment tomorrow. It's huge and we have to mix chemicals and stuff.” “Tough shit. You think Professor Erwin’s gonna kill you if you fail?” “What part of ‘huge’ did you miss?” Hange smiled.

“Pshhh, don’t ask me. I couldn’t even tell you the color of the sky right now.” You leaned your head back, closing your eyes. “Do you have someone to walk you home?” Hange’s tone changed. “I’m not gonna lie, I came here alone.” You sighed.

“Someone’s gotta be there.” “I got Sash.” You rubbed your eyes. “That’s fine, as long as she can walk you home. Or someone… besides that Ymir girl… she’s too touchy.” Hange said. You froze, sitting up. “What do you mean?” You pushed more.

Why would Hange ever care about your past flings. “Well, she’s just weird.” Hange played it off with a laugh. “Cause we were a thing?” You squinted. “Not necessarily…” They trailed off. “It’s because we were a thing.” You said ina. demanding tone. “I’m not repeating myself.” Hange hummed.

You stayed quiet for a moment. “Are you jealous?” You laugh. Now it was Hange’s turn to stay silent. “Why would I be jealous?” Hange nervously chuckled. “Because you and I know there’s something going on.” You lowered your tone.

“You’re drunk off your ass!” Hange laughed. “Am I really?” You challenged them. You knew that if you were sober, these words would not be leaving your mouth. But there was so much tension between you and Hange, it was hard to deny.

Your friends always told you to reconsider your thoughts about Hange. You brushed it off, not wanting to ruin everything. You were feeling quite confident at this moment.

“You tell me.” Hange snarked back. “Well, I think you and I know what’s really going on here.” You bit your lip. “And what is that exactly?” “That we both know this whole roommate's bullshit is just an excuse to be around eachother. We both know there’s more to that.”

Hange stayed silent. “I’m going home.” You hang up the phone, standing from the floor.

-

Your head laid against the cold wall, head pounding. You heard a chuckle.

Hange took their key, fitting in the lock. “Did you forget your key?” “I was waiting on you.” You shook your head. Hange helped you up, rushing you inside.

“What was that whole thing about?” Hange asked you, kneeling to take off your shoes. “Just some drunk thoughts.” “Which are sober ones?” Hange pulled off your shoe, standing back up. “Maybe.” “Why can’t we talk about this when you’re sober?” Hange set down their backpack, cheeks turning red.

You stayed silent, looking down. You felt Hange’s warm lips on yours, back pressing against the kitchen counter. They held your face in between their hands, lips softly molding with yours. They pulled back, panic in their voice. “I should’ve asked, I'm sorry.” They blushed harder. You shook your head, pushing their foggy glasses up. You kissed them again, before pecking their face over and over again.

“You reconsider what I said.” You kiss their nose once more.

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lucysarah-c · 5 months

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Thank you so much, @cals-laundry, for trusting me with a Christmas gift! <3 It meant a lot to me to be a part of this little present.

I hope you like it as much as I enjoy talking to you. <3

Wanna get an art commission done by me? Here!

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m-jelly · 8 months

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Study buddies in love

Hange x fem! reader

Modern AU, university, fluff, romance, being a couple, cute moments, fem Hange

Hange and you are snuggled up together in your little fort as you study together.

@2moth-anon2

You hugged your books close and moved across the living room of your apartment to the fort. You lifted the door and smiled at your girlfriend sitting inside. "Hello, love."

Hange grinned at you. "Welcome to my castle. I have coffee, cake and sweets."

"Perfect." You climbed inside and dropped your books off. "I have more books to help us study."

She looked through what you bought. "You're the best. This is everything we need."

"Great!" You grabbed a blanket and wrapped it around her. "Stay warm."

"Thanks." She leaned over and kissed you. "You're so sweet to me."

You bumped against her and hummed a laugh before you started studying again. You hummed a little song to yourself. You made some notes and felt eyes on you. You smiled a little and turned your head to see Hange blushing as she stared into her books.

You hummed a laugh. "Did you want something?"

"N-No."

"Did you want my attention?"

She pouted a little. "No."

"Oh, well I guess I'll keep my kisses to myself."

She gasped in horror. "Not my kisses!"

You put your book down and grabbed hers. "We deserve a study break."

She nodded and slowly lay back. "Y-Yes."

You tangled your fingers in her hair and smiled sweetly. "You're so cute. I love how smart you are." You kissed her and hummed in delight. "I love you."

She wrapped her arms around you. "I love you too."

"I have a fun game for studying."

"Yes?"

You smirked. "I ask you a question and if it is correct, you get a kiss."

Hange's eyes lit up. "Yes!"

You asked her question after question and she got everything right. You pouted a little and sat up on her. "You're so smart."

She smirked at you. "Thank you."

You rolled your hips a little. "I guess I can't beat you."

"Mm, there are other ways you easily beat me."

You giggled. "Shall we keep studying?"

She purred. "Yes, but only if there is a reward at the end."

"Promise."

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mikasa-imadebiscults · 1 year

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Modern AU - The Sweet Things They Do

100 Followers Event: Day 4/31

(Characters Included- Hanji Zöe, Armin Arlert, and Reiner Braun)

(Warning: Nothing just fluff)

🧪Hanji Zöe🧪

- I feel like Hanji would be in a university, and whatever classes they’re taking they would be talking about it with you. If you went to the same university then they would help you with the class you’re struggling with.

- They are so unorganized but they try their hardest to be better organized for you.

- Whenever it’s your birthday they would plan something new every year to always keep it a surprise.

- They would make you put on their glasses and then they would take pictures of you and save it on their phone. Though the picture’s always end up looking a bit blurry due to their constant movement while trying to take the picture. Blurry or not, they will print out these photos.

📚Armin Arlert📚

- He loves to read to you. If you’re upset, crying, angry or just in a bad mood then he will lay on the bed with you on his chest while he tells you stories about his good past memories.

- If you have any trouble getting to sleep he will read you a small story and/or hum to you.

- If you’re sick or working and Armin is home he would do the dishes, do the laundry, cook, clean, organize, anything you need done he’s got your back.

- If you both went to college or university, he would help you study and you two would often have study dates.

🔫Reiner Braun🔫

- He would be such a gentleman. He would offer to take off your coat or jacket and hang it up on the hanger.

- If you guys are on a lunch/dinner date, he will pull out your chair for you and once you sat down he will push in your chair.

- He likes to give flowers to you, especially on special occasions like your birthday, any type of holiday you celebrate, etc.

- If you got a little bit of food on the corner of your mouth Reiner would get it off you by kissing it.

“You ate the last of my tuna casserole?!”, “Did you sleep with my bff”, “Alright we’re even”

Masterlist

In the Masterlist there’s a link to make requests :)

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umeoniii · 1 year

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i know you wanted some thirsts😭😭 but im so sick rn and it hurts, could i request some hcs of hange taking care of their heavily sick s/o? 🥺🫶🏼 thank you if i can!!

hange & sick reader fluff hcs

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hange would be very helpful to her s/o when they’re sick.

she’d do anything, errands, chores anything that theyd need to get done.

she’d try to make them food, like soup. she can cook a mean soup, vv yummy.

she’s have some weird ass home remedies though and ykw

they always work

“if you drink a raw egg, with vinegar, and tomato sauce all the pain will go away.”

even though it’s disgusting, by the time u wake back up you feel 10x better

she sleeps with her s/o when they’re sick, she holds them and is the big spoon

she goes to sleep while kissing you and rubbing your head

if ur rlly sick then she gets all worried

she’ll call the doctor, ambulance literally anyone who can help you and she’ll stay there until your better

she’s the type to get off of work early just to make sure you’re okay.

she’d kiss your hands when you’re sleep,

like yk when someone puts someone’s hands in their hands and they’d cup both hands around them and kiss them? yeah like that!

she cries when her s/o’s sick

she tries her hardest to make u happy, she’d tell stupid corny jokes until you’d laugh

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a/n: i hope u stop hurting and feel better anon! ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

a/n: it’s a little short i hope thats okay! also i hope you get better sweetie, i hope it stops hurting! ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

#umeswritin!~#aot #aot imagines #attack on titan #aot x reader #aot hcs #hange x reader #aot hange #hange attack on titan #snk hange #hange zoë smut #hanji x reader #hange fluff #hange headcanons #hange zoe #attack on titan hanji #hange x you #hange x y/n #hange x black reader

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cherryskyies · 1 year

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AOT characters & weed

shit posting fr but I thought it would be kinda funny

masterlist || navigation || ao3

Levi

I feel like he’d be an edibles kind of guy, preferring to take a dose big enough to knock a horse on its ass with his night-time tea.

He tried smoking a joint in his room once and couldn’t get the smell out for days so he decided he didn’t like flower purely because of the smell.

High tolerance mf with the ability to take gigantic dabs with a straight face and no beverage after.

Hanji

The one making discreet bongs in pottery class.

I feel like Hanji would be one of those people to own the 5ft penis bongs and use it daily and it would quickly become their prized possession.

This is probably where I should mention Hanji would be an avid bong user with a questionable collection of different ones.

Certified stoner, would sell their left kidney for an 8th if they were desperate.

Would rather die than use anything but a bong to smoke.

Armin

Simply cannot, makes his anxiety a billion times worse and gets super paranoid.

However, Armin when in the right conditions, will pack himself a bowl because he doesn’t know how to roll and will pack in some lavender infused weed and go to bed because his paranoia will still be through the roof.

Eren

Another certified stoner, but not as obsessed with bongs as Hanji is.

While Eren does love a good bong hit, he usually goes for dabs or a blunt if they’re available, but don’t get him mixed up with a picky smoker. This man would still smoke out of an apple or can if he had no other choice.

Always has weed, never runs out and never will. Probably grows weed in a random shed with Hanji.

Hates edibles because they make him tired.

Reiner

Professional stoner, knows every weed fact there is to know and owns at least one of every item you can smoke out of and will swear up and down he’s had every strain.

I see him having a taste for the dispos and carts as they are convenient for public spaces and do not require a process of grinding and packing.

Something tells me he’d have a strong dislike for dabs and high dosage edibles.

He has to smoke before every task or it won’t get done.

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