#are you ready to buy

[hermitbug]

this is what the realtor looks like. to me

#hermit draws #jelloapocalypse #zillow #are you ready to buy #however tf you tag this #i can't get the mustache right

[shiaxartistreblogs]

#Are you ready to buy #Them #shitpost

[raepritewrites]

Current favorite yt vid, I've rewatched this way too much

#jelloapocalypse #are you ready to buy #youtube #video #the uncut version of this stream is also gold #zillow #terrible real estate #er i mean #amazing real estate

[cryptid-condor]

uh oh

#trigun #trigun stampede #trigun meryl #Vash the Stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #dont let your designated parkour guy wear slides #i downloaded the ready steady roll poster for colors and started wheezing when i noticed woofwood was losing a shoe in that picture too #fucker CANONICALLY doesnt wear socks #personally i think vash is one of those guys that buys shoelaces too long for his shoes #then he has to double-wrap his laces so he doesnt trip over them #this is a very important headcannon keep it in mind whenever you see my stampede vash #meryl is just a little football #she isnt getting away from the shoe slander though who wears white shoes on a trip through the desert #all my rat

[kithtaehyung]

AGUST D : HAEGEUM - SINGLE CD/VINYL COVERS  ⤷ 23.04.21 1PM KST | ig ; twt (click for hi-res)

#which one are you buying?? #bts #bangtan #agust d #yoongi #suga #btsgfx #userbangtan #usersky #annietrack #trackofthesoul #usercelia #houseofddaeng #*gfx #*latest #*posters #i was READY this time #finally lol #promo time is upon us!! #bts edit

[todaysbird]

I still think it’s incredible that people blindly accept big brands = unquestionably good when regarding pet care. If you can accept that human care products have been at times poorly researched or downright harmful (and with the brand’s knowledge) like in the Johnson & Johnson scandal, why do you not believe that a brand would mislead or lie to you when it’s regarding your pet?

#Just like. an insane amount of kickback when criticizing big brands #guys. you aren’t bad for feeding any specific food #But for the love of God please give Hartz a Google before using any of their products #basically just like. Please research what you feed or give your pets #your Amazon-found painted small pet chews are probably toxic #People are ready to rip me apart over saying ‘be critical of what you give your pet’ when that’s how you should be treating anything #including medical products you buy for yourself

[midnight-moth]

What if. …

Phantom listens, and eventually peeks his head around the corner to watch. Cirrus and Cumulus seated together on the creaky velvet bench in front of the upright piano, playing together.

He loves the sound. All of the keyboards and synthesizers are cool. But this is different, it feels organic, vibration, air and space. Something about it feels like his own magic and he doesn’t know why.

And even though he knows the keys are made of something hard, they look soft to the touch. And he wants to touch them.

He rounds the corner and sees the vacant bench and decides to chance it. Lifts the lid and hits a single key. Rationally, he should anticipate the sound, but it makes him jump nonetheless.

He tries to apply what he knows to produce a chord. But it’s all a little bit confusing. Unfamiliar in a way. His fingers try to find the right places on their own but thankfully there’s two ghoulettes watching him from the doorway who are willing to help.

They speak and he jumps again and apologizes. Of course they tell him there’s nothing to apologize for. They offer to teach him and he accepts. They make him a notebook that has alternates sheets of staff and lined pages.

They litter the pages with little notes of encouragement or tips, written in colourful gel ink. They plaster the sheets with stickers. Soon he learns he prefers minor scales because they sounds a little sad but very pretty. And he loves the damper pedal because it makes the notes linger in his ears long after he’s struck the keys.

He has an end game. He didn’t at first. But now he can’t wait to show Dew what he can do. For him to lead Dew to the bench and play for him. Because he isn’t quite sure he could ever impress Dew with a guitar. That maybe, Dew would focus on the sound rather than his technique.

Maybe it’s embarrassing, how eager he is to please. But just once he wants Dew to be the one watching in awe as his hands move. To feel just a little of what Phantom feels when he watches Dew play.

#he would most definitely compose his own piece #he would absolutely be terrified and insecure #it would take 43 pep talks from both cirrus and cumulus before he’d be ready #Dew would of course be floored when cirrus inevitably blabs that phantom not only wrote the piece he played #but that he wrote it for Dew specifically #Dew buys him some super fancy heavy weight leather bound staff as a thank you #now Dew waits for him on the bench at the same time every week #leans on phantoms shoulder and wraps his tail around his waist and closes his eyes #no one ever interrupts of course but Dew eventually tells him that everyone is dying to hear #he’s known that for a while but he wanted this all for himself for a while #I hate sundays so much and I am thinking of 8000 timelines and stories to distract myself #phantom ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #nameless ghouls #cirrus ghoulette #cumulus ghoulette #midnight moth writes

[ickypuppi3]

steve walking in on billy fixing his hair and asking if he’s getting ready for their date

only he doesn’t say it like that

what comes out instead is

“you getting yourself all dolled up for me, baby?”

and billy has a moment

#billy who prides himself on his appearance #he’d lose his mind #steve harrington #billy hargrove #harringrove #so much babygirl steve not enough babygirl billy imo #steve calls it dolled up when billy gets ready #and billy has to take 3-4 business days to process it #steve doesn’t call billy handsome or anything like that he calls him pretty and beautiful #steve makes a joke about buying billy makeup #billy has another moment #who’s to say if his lips are any pinker the next time they see each other #who’s to say if his eyelashes look even longer #who’s to say #(steve) #listen #steve’s been with girls his whole life right #it just makes sense #that he’d be all *like that* #you cant tell me #he’s not smooth #this fucker was called king steve #you cant tell me he doesn’t sweet talk billy at every opportunity #you simply can’t #billy is a pretty princess and i need to talk about it #so does steve

[unpretty]

Do you know any games that are like Hexalogic and Zenge? I.e. less than a buck while on sale, give you pretty visuals and nice music while you play through fun puzzles

that's a good question!! god, i loved hexologic. i played a shitton of hexcells, also, idk if you've tried that one. i was going to suggest zup but that's not really a game as much as it is a way to get a ridiculous number of achievements in a short period of time if that's something that makes you feel good. i've also played a lot of sudoku universe and sudoku jigsaw if you want cheap and on steam specifically. i'm partial to nonograms, especially picross, but picross is nintendo exclusive so sale-wise your options aren't great. i cracked my 3ds and installed every picross on that, and i highly recommend it, it rules. please fix the road was pretty good, not sure how much it costs during steam sales.

#original #does any of this help #but seriously if you can get your 3ds homebrew ready you can just install Every Picross for the 3ds and it rules #definitely cheaper than buying the switch games

[lifeonmvrs]

preparing for valentine’s day >:3 i present to you ace attorney + bad puns valentine’s day cards!!

[Image Description: a half-body digital drawing of mia fey from ace attorney. she’s crossing her arms and smiling with her head slightly tilted to the left and two little hearts by her side. her hair is wavier than canon. on the left, there’s some text reading “You’re drop-dead gorgeous! From: [colon] To: [colon]” in comic sans. the background is a solid turquoise.

the second picture is of a postcard and greeting card of the drawing as redbubble products. they are showed in a frame that resembles the structure of an instagram post with the user lifeonmvrs. it has a title reading “already available :3 [cat face emoticon]” and in smaller text one that reads “link in bio [heart emoticon]”. the third picture is the same but the products this time are a pin and a sticker. /end ID]

#get it? cuz she’s dead? #anyway! i have lots of ideas for bad puns and cheesy pick-up lines :3 #i have an edgeworth one ready and i’ll probably post it tomorrow #i hope i get to do all my ideas but idk seems unlikely! #they will all be available on my redbubble shop :] #i am moving countries soon so i really need that extra cash! so if you can buy some of my products i would be really grateful! #no pressure tho ofc 🫶 #oh it was a NIGHTMARE to draw mia but that’s understandable given the fact i’ve only drawn her once before #but i love how much i’ve improved since that one last time :D #i really liked how it turned out! i’m pretty happy with the result and i hope y’all like the drawing as much as i do :3 #bye bye!!!! #mia fey #mia fey fanart #mia fey ace attorney #ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #aa #fanart #art #digital art #digital artist #valentines day #valentine’s day #valentine’s day cards #bad valentine’s cards #my art #stickers #pins #postcard #has id

[satans-knitwear]

Maybe this year i will finally be able to get another tattoo...

Treat me ~ Tip me

#My housework look for today. Cant put makeup on my face bc of the agonies. But at least my body looks ready to party #I need to buy new duvet covers bc my big dumb golden baby has eaten a hole the size of her head into mine. #Dogs are expensive and ridiculous creatures #My parents return home tomorrow and i get to make the 'i havent seen you since 2022' jokes. If my dad doesnt make them first. #Satans knitwear #Alt pinup #Pinup girl #Pretty lingerie #Fishnet lingerie #Fishnet tights #Underbust corset #waist cincher #Black lingerie bodysuit #Strappy lingerie bodysuit #bi girl #uk girl #cheeky #wlw

[spacedace]

“I’m hanging up the mask.” He finally said.

It wasn’t quite like the first time he’d said it out loud, in the privacy of his apartment, curled in bed with Jazz. Only brave enough to whisper the words in the dark. There wasn’t that rush of anxiety and relief that had hit him at finally saying what had twisted over and over in his head for weeks. Now there was just that settled feeling, the certainty of it all, the surety of being on the path he wanted to be on.

He closed his hand into a loose fist, fingers rubbing over his palm, imagining he could still feel the warmth of Jazz’s skin beneath his hand. The tiny thump-thump-thump that always made his stomach flip and his heart squeeze when he felt it. It made it all the easier to say, “I wanted to ask if you’d look after my territory for me when I do.”

(Jason asks a fellow Alley Kid for help as he begins the next chapter of his life.)

-

Chapter 2 of Gotham Ghosts is up! Jumping ahead to Year 3, featuring Jason & Steph bonding, some Anger Management, and Jason taking a step back from the vigilante/crime lord business! :D

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #jason todd #stephanie brown #jazz fenton #anger management ship #anger management #sibling bonding #sibling relationship #crime alley #Jason & Steph would get on like a house on fire and you can't tell me otherwise #Dad!Jason Todd #Steph is ready to be the Cool Aunt to end all Cool Aunts #sure she's gonna have to fight Elle for that right but she's up for it #she's got access to Bruce's credit card she can buy her way to victory if it comes down to it haha #(jk Steph and Elle would love each other and team up to bully Bruce on the regular we all know it's true)

[deitiesofduat]

DEITIES Update – 2023 ➝ 2024 New Year’s Edition

Happy New Year Everyone!

Typically I would write a formal blog post for my end-of-year update, but I'm writing something on the fly for the sake of timeliness ✨

I wish I could say I completed most of what I wanted in the year 2023, as I had several goals I thought were feasible. However, some of those goals had to be placed aside for a very sudden but fortuitous reason, that I feel worth sharing with ya'll -- which is that Iiiiiiii bought my first house! 🥹🥹🥹

(As you can imagine, this took quite a bit of my energy and time this past year, thus explaining part of my absence -- more details regarding my activity under the cut!)

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From early August thru the end of December, my home-searching and closing process was incredibly long, stressful, exhausting, expensive (lmao), and time-inducing. I'm thankful to have had support from my agent, and well as my friends and family while navigating this ordeal, and I'm in the process of moving my items and services into my new home during the remainder of my apartment lease.

This home search combined with my full-time work, was a major reason why took a partial break from social media, and semi-hiatus from new art. This also affected my frequency of updating the DEITIES website and blog -- at least, on the front end. I did a lot of backend work and completed a major to-do with migrating the website and giving it a new primary domain -- so now, both deitiesofduat.com AND deitiesproject.com will redirect to the website. 👍

For the most part though, I used the 2nd half of 2023 to focus on some major life decisions, and leading into early 2024 I’m aiming to give myself a bit of a lifestyle reset. It's going to take some time to settle into this new normal, so aside from occasional media posts I'll continue to be quiet a bit longer. Once I complete some key home-owning goals and attempt to recharge, I'll aim to resume the goals I had in mind for DEITIES Project and my personal art, as well as engaging with my audience more (I miss interacting with ya'll, aha 😭).

In the meantime, thank you all for you continued patience and support! Despite being offline more-than-not this past year, I really appreciate the continue interest you all have in this project. DEITIES remains so important to me even with my shift in scope, so I'll do what I can to put iterate on it and give it all my effort when I have more bandwidth. Until then, wishing you all the very best in 2024!

#// So yeahhhhhh buying a house + committing to a mortgage >> Not necessarily on my 2023 bingo card but it sure did happen #// I waited till now to mention anything cuz the thing is nothing is certain until closing day; I wanted to make sure I got my keys lmaoooo #// Also shout out to real estate agents -- 100% would recommend for the sake of organizing the copious amount of paperwork #// That said I've dealt with so many deadlines and contracts and packing and utility-switching and I'm quite ready to wrap it up soon #// 2023 had a lot of ups and downs for me though ngl but I hope it treated you all well -- and I hope you have an even better year in 2024 #DEITIES Project #DEITIES updates #DEITIES text

[autistic-katara]

there r fics that make u insane (so amazingly good it’s removed ur sanity) and then there’s fics that make u insane (you need to fistfight the author for how they did a specific thing that caused u to rant for hours)

#i know i just posted that other thing but ffs that is NOT how u handle someone in that situation everyone involved made everything 10x worse #yet it’s being treated like the right thing to do (which again ofc they’re cops they don’t understand harm reduction but still) like #seriously everything’s so forceful like u seriously think forcing ur friend to talk to u or forcing a patient to talk to a therapist under #the threat of being admitted to a psychiatric hospital is gonna make her feel comfortable talking to u? or anyone? she’s just gonna trust u #less and get better at hiding it and speaking of which the taking away all sharp objects thing makes sense in theory but like think abt it #for a minute she confirmed she isn’t suicidal and this is her only way of coping so do not just forcibly take away all her coping mechanism #like yes she is hurting herself but it’s a COPING MECHANISM. she’s coping with something. help her with that don’t just take away her penci #sharpers or whatever (which btw since she’s an adult she could easily buy more stuff and yk learn to hide it better) which again has to be #voluntary it isn’t gonna work if u force someone to do smthn they don’t want to like as ur friend u could’ve made it clear u care abt her #and wouldn’t judge her for anything and r here if she wants to talk don’t just say “you have to talk to me” and casually threaten #hospitalisation when she isn’t ready in the moment like seriously if this wasn’t a badly written fanfic she would completely stop trusting #bcz given that this wasn’t even done out of panic i would like ffs u are NOT doing any of this right #oops sorry ranted abt the bad fic in my tags- #it’s not where the author’ll see it and know it’s about them i don’t feel bad abt it #this was my first time even looking at stuff for this fandom so #cw self harm in tags #idk if i need to tag anything else for that 😭 #fanfic #ao3 #ryan shut the fuck up

[jrueships]

If Alpey and Jaba got ice cream together, which flavours do you think they’d choose? 🤔🍨🍨

From the way Jabari acts, some people would mistake him to be a pretty boring guy when it comes to tastes in food. He's a creature of comfort who, if uncomfortable, will battle and yell with all the ferocity of a territorial lemming to regain it. However, some people tend to oversee that comfort and luxury can come hand in hand. Jabari is not the man who will play it safe, he will squint at the ice cream's menu and carefully select one of the most obscure options ever after conducting some serious research either beforehand or during the process. This research includes asking the employees what they think of the dessert. Even if there's a line of hungry kids and their late to work parents waiting behind him, Jabari will hush the ground so he can calculate All the options to come to a stable conclusion that Yes, this Is, in fact, The Best choice of item to spend my money on. He probably likes combinations, like an upside down banana split or something odd like that. If he's buying ice cream at a place that's stabilized itself by making good ice cream, it can't just be any ice cream he can just buy at a store then. It has to be THEIR SPECIAL ice cream. He's here for luxury and specifics, whatever the ice cream store says they can do the best, like, actually do in terms of making it, sprucing it up with syrups and fruits, and decorating it all nice and different, mixing it, etc, he'll buy it. I feel like he'd be one of those people that buys those really fancy overloaded ice cream shakes where there's like syrup or crumbs decorating the outside of the cup like sugar on an alcoholic beverage and there's a brownie bar on top for extra extra appearance appeal.

Meanwhile, alpey just wants some Dondurma, which is a Turkish ice cream notable for its hard texture and melt resistance, so he brings his own special knife and fork sets, one for him, one for jaba so they can cut into their ice cream bricks :] !! He's fond of the sweeter flavors, but they can't be artifical. ... sadly, there is no delicious Dondurma, and the ice cream just melts and slips between the slits of his special fork with much despair and pity. His ice cream lacks the sweetness and realness he desires, and they have no honey !!!! It's not stretchy or chewy at all! the texture is almost nothing !!!

It's okay, though, because Jabari orders him something special off the menu, an ornate mixture of various fruits and syrups and decorative pizzazz that they both end up using their forks to eat it. The creature of luxury cannot stand to see his fellow critter in need lack his own creaturely comforts. Before Jabari orders Alpey a new unique ice cream, he coaxes (demands) alpey to try a spoo-forkful of the carefully considered dessert of Jabari's choosing. Once he can tell Alpey likes Jabari's ice cream more than the simple and safe one he chose, Jabari buys Alpey something similar but with more sweetness. Cue another hour long research session that makes the poor teenagers groan as they watch their line grow longer and longer behind the happy couple(?) clinging onto their weird little forks instead of spoons.

#i think jabari and alpey are a strange mix of picky and also ill eat whatever x likes #jabari wants high quality recommendations #hes open to options... but they have to be Good #and you have to be reliable or confident when offering them or else he'll shake his head and close down on you for even trying #when clearly #youre not ready to help his precise culinary demands #alpey is more like.. i eat what i like and what i dont like.. i dont eat <3 #i feel like he likes sweets and chewy texture #but if it's too chewy that it becomes a chore to eat #he stops and puts away the rest as leftovers #meanwhile jabari buys with the purpose of not having any leftovers #he wants something that will clean his plate at the end #he'll only take desserts so he can try to replicate the recipe at home since he loves it so much #alpey is too lazy for that #bro just wants ice cream 😭 #but it also needs to be ice cream he likes !!! #he likes the ice cream his family would have! #... he does not have that here #it's ok tho bcs jabari is very interested in learning new things especially in food and sports so maybe #one day he'll surprise alpey with some jaba made alpey ice cream #!!! #ted asks #HOW CUTE! I LOVED THIS ASK! I LOVE THE GUNSMITH PROPAGANDA SPREADING!!! IT'S SO CUTE #alpey #jaba #theyre so puppykitten love to me

[thegreenmeridian]

People really can just say any absolutely insane fucked up thing they heard Israel did and it’s taken as fact. Zero fact checking done by anyone. Folk are just so, so enthusiastic to jump on the latest blood libel. Like even by modern social media standards, the level of willingness to believe horrific things tweeted by people with zero credibility is wild. Cause it’s not just stuff that’s provably false with 5 minutes googling, it’s stuff that is so patently false on the face of it it’s a wonder that anyone can not just believe it straight out, but not have even a brief moment of ‘hey maybe I should double check before repeating this’. Seriously, ask yourselves why you are so willing to believe whatever any rando online says about Israel. Ask yourself why it’s so easy for you to believe that the one Jewish state specifically is committing bizarrely fucked up acts that medieval armies would think twice about. Ask yourself why no source or at most, Hamas as a source, is enough for you.

Ask yourself if you had the same level of credulity for evidence of UNRWA worker involvement in October 7. Ask yourself if you get angry and incredulous when presented with evidence that Hamas lies about things.

#if you are ready to believe that Israel is a uniquely brutal evil #you’re a goddamn antisemite #stop buying into blood libel I stg #‘punch a nazi! I would have hidden the Jews!’ #you would have handed over the local jeweler to the Nazis because someone told you he is hoarding wealth #you are no different from q-anon pizzagate weirdos