#anyway. so i figured this was funnier

[youssefguedira]

luca marinelli character FIGHT: FINALE

thank you all for coming along on this ride with me i've been having a great time.

in first place, our winner is (entirely unsurprisingly):

nicolò di genova! by a not insignificant margin (view the polls here and here)

and of course, in second place:

primo nizzuto! he almost made it.

tied for third are martin eden and fabio cannizzaro!

thank you all for playing this game with me! but it's not over yet: starting tomorrow we'll begin with the Bonus Rounds, i.e. matchups suggested to me by You, or ones i thought would be funny. not all suggestions made it to keep from dragging this tournament out forever. there WILL be another post with some extra statistics from this tournament tomorrow, but that concludes this Luca Marinelli Character FIGHT, and i'll see you all in the bonus rounds

#luca marinelli character FIGHT #this post largely exists so i could photoshop a burger king crown onto primo. it was funny to me #worth the time i spent removing the background. slightly cropped because the image is awkward but who cares. enjoy #really am glad you all decided to take this and run with it. it's achieved its primary purpose (giving Me something to do) but i am glad it #semi-took off. have had a great time reading everyone's tags abt it #id add the winners of the audience award for funniest tags to this post but everyone wins that one i can't choose. might compile some of my #favourites tho. anyway thank you all for coming this has been the conclusion of this silly little death match #luca marinelli #the old guard #nicolò di genova #primo nizzuto #trust fx #i was gonna use the same image of nicky that i used for the tournament but i already had this one saved in my powerpoint of images for this #anyway. so i figured this was funnier

[bleh1bleh2]

Bonus:

#did anyone else have an outsider phase in middle school. or was that just me #anyways hunk and pidge figured out how to watch earth movies #or specifically the outsiders. whichever is funnier #i just think that imagining keith as a greaser is so fucking funny #like sure. the clothes would fit his character #but the slicked back greased up hair with keiths mullet????? comedy gold #voltron #also if you couldnt tell i just rewatched the outsiders #that movie is so so so funny to me #there are some Transitions that are so bad theyre good #and the fact that the plot makes no sense unless youve read the book? why did they do that #also they say 'man' over 50 times in that movie #with dally saying over half even though hes barely there #(fun fact from middle school me) #my art

[umblrspectrum]

SIKE MOTHERFUCKER I LIED

GET FUCKING SNOWBALLED LOSERS LET ME THROW SNOW AT OTHER BLOGS I WANT TUMBLR PVP AND THE V STANDS FOR VIOLENCE

#thank you copy kirby for the idea #oh yea did i ever tell you bunch #i got him interested in murder drones too after a while #probably figured that from the oc but ehhh #anyways this is just like all the fucking practice #background. lineless. a new type of shading that lets me be lazy as all fuck #let me know how i did and how i could improve #please #i want to get better at this shit #so that all my stuff isnt just in the Grey Void that is my clip background #anyways uhhhhh #snowball fight #dont fuck with doll my robogod #this looked better and funnier in my head #art #artwork #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones doll #md #copper 9 #a comic i guess idk

[mixelation]

if you've been here a while you know i have a bunch of AUs with the premise "kid!karin gets her ass out of grass, usually semi-accidentally, sometimes being basically kidnapped." and i think "minakushi survive and take karin in as their own" is the BEST possible outcome for her (besides AUs where her mom also survives but her mom isn't a real character so i always have her already dead). and for the minakushi AUs i have, i think they all center around karin being in konoha for the chunin exams and minato being like "haha, you're not getting her back :)" but the much FUNNIER option is

minato: (teleports into karin's living room) hi uh no time to talk but my wife knew your mom and

karin, who pays attention in class: the hokage???

minato: (grabs her and teleports away)

#the au im rotating is basically that karin's mom was in contact with kushina #she turned down an offer to move to konoha bc she married a grass-nin and she and karin were comfortable #but her husband died and then her situation went south REAL fast #including grass cutting off her communications with konoha #but she managed to get a plea for help to kushina and kushina managed to send her back a hiraishin seal #but they were unable to coordinate anything in a timely manner #(bc minato being caught in grass risks things like WAR so they need that coordination) #but konoha received the intel karin's mom passed and kushina lost her mind #and minato was like 'fine i will just pop in and out REAL fast' #thank god karin was in the privacy of her own home and also near the hiraishin marker #....although minato being sighted by her entire academy class would be funnier #anyway it takes a while for grass to figure out where tf karin went #and when she pops up in konoha they send an angry letter and minato is like #'whaaaat? she just showed up and said you let her..........' #and blinks his beautiful himbo eyes a few times

[front-facing-pokemon]

#jirachi #as i'm queuing this up. i'm sorta. realizing that deoxys has four forms. and i'm wondering what to do about that #like. do i just choose normal form and go with that?? or do i do every single form?? or do all the forms in one post?? or what #this isn't about jirachi. i like jirachi and i think those theories about how bidoof actually caused all of pmd sky are pretty funny #and like. also weirdly reasonable. but i dunno if jirachi is the type to be like a genie. where when you make a wish he's like #o0o0o0o but there's a caAaAaAaAtch……… #i don't think. that's something jirachi does? so it's even funnier then bc it's like jirachi did that on TOTAL accident. but i find that #hard to believe. folks say it's like… he did that so that he could get bidoof some friends Naturally or whatever but i just don't feel like #he'd be the type. but maybe that's why he ends up in the expedition society later on. he felt so bad about ending the world just to help out #a rookie who wanted some friends that he dedicated himself to saving the world instead. which. is kinda sweet. and the whole reason i've #been he/him-ing him this whole time. bc that's what they do in psmd. where his boss battle theme is just a whole banger for no reason #anyway those are some fun theories. i have to figure out what to do for jirachi and also put some chicken in the slow cooker

[perotovar]

dedicated to @5oh5 and @dekaohtoura lol

#pedropascaledit #ppascaledit #pedro pascal #reaction gif #reaction meme #pedro meme #g:pp #oaks #i could not for the life of me find the source video #so i had to use that tiktok and the quality is ass #but i figure if it's gonna be a meme thing #those are usually funnier at lower quality anyway lmao

[bytedykes]

bihyung is actually sooo funny bc as the book goes on he clearly develops a liking for kdj and helps him of his own will and has a sort of friendship going on with him and even coparents an entire child, possibly doing more to parent her than kim absent father dokja, but the ENTIRE time kdj hates him so fucking much. bihyung shows up anywhere and kdj's narration is like "ugh. it was him. cunty mc cuntface the dokkaebi. i wish he was dead"

#“marry bihyung? i'd rather kill myself” top 10 kdj lines possibly ever #this is a silly post btw i know kdj's number one trait is obfuscating his own feelings so maybe he doesn't actually hate bihyung that much #but like. well frankly i just forgor. and i'd need to reread the latter half of the book to figure it out. so whatever #+ kdj hating bihyung's ass is so much funnier to me. bihyung DIED FOR HIM and kdj is like “oh that guy? yeah fuck him. anyway” AAAAA DIJDIJ #orv #misc #orv spoilers

[vse-kar-vem]

weekly breakdown post 😁 none of you hate me right !

#feeling a bit down ☹️ idk i just feel like #am i not social enough am i just annoying ☹️ i dont post a lot so idk what people follow me for but if i post too much am i being annoying ? #oueagh #vee rambles #like i know everyone has their own niches whatever but i don't know how you just establish connections with people so easily 💔💔 #am i brushjng people off without knowing ???? am i just prickly?????? #also as a conversationalist i know i dont have much to offer ☹️☹️ im not very funny or capable of very clever adult insights #so really im just kinda there 😞 and like i HAVE real life friends i HAVE a social circle theres no need to base my fulfilment socially on #online interactions 😭 #idk maybe its because its harder or its something i feel i cant get that makes it such like a thing that bothers me #like 7 times out of 10 if im sadposting because of that #and its really embarrassing to say that the reason all these like moments of insecurity happen is because my mutuals. have friends #NOTHING AGAINST ANYONE OBVS THIS IS 100% A ME PROBLEM AND NOT EVERY INTERACTION SENDS ME INTO A TAILSPIN ITS JUST SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS #i thjnk it says something about me idk i dont like to think of myself as very jealous but i am i just dont like dwelling on it #trying to figure out if what makes me upset is other people not liking me or my own personal inadequacies #anyways if anyones reading this pretend they didnt i will be over this tomorrow i just #ugh 🥹🥹🥹 #i wish i could wake up funnier #or smarter #maybe better at art #🙏 god bless #IVE FIGURED IT OUT #being in such a tight knit fandom reminds me of being in 8th grade again 🥹 not to tragic backstory everyone but like i had no friends #i think it kind of dredges up that kinda loneliness and insecurity in me #wow i should be a psychologist #anyways i still love fandom im not gonna stop it just. sigh. gets to me sometimes

[quinn-pop]

finally was able to catch up w yohane in time for the finale. i could not stop thinking about this

textless + original

#yes this looks horrible it makes it way funnier #i did make it really fast too i only colored it because i figured it wouldn’t take long #is this a shitpost #my art or something #love live #genjitsu no yohane #yohane the parhelion #sunshine in the mirror #why does this show have so many names #lailaps #assuming that’s the spelling but im pretty sure it wasn’t in sunshine #oh well it’s an au #anyway im going to hope with all my heart we get a s2 because SAINT SNOW OH MY GOD THEYRE ALIVE #they remembered them they’re not getting the arise or sunny passion treatment #plspls it’s been so long and ive listened to all their songs so many times already #lonely snow planet has been sooo stuck in my head lately

[iratusmus]

there are so many many funny things about fiona/scourge as a relationship but somewhere at the top is definitely the fact that if it wasnt canon and somebody told me they shipped them i would actually think they were insane

#yes this coming from fiona/scourge stan number one #ok . the thing is . the thing is if it wasnt canon. i would think that fiona would hate his guts #because hes just generally an incredibly unlikeable person #like . very likeable character. like as a reader i love him. but if i met him irl i would actually want to kill him #and scourge is absurdly selfish this is like. its like that one bit in earlier archie #where tails is talking to sonic about girls and sonic says something to the extent of #''if i have a girlfriend ill have to share my chilidogs with her :/'' #so its like that but applied to everything humanly possible #so i think. the real fun of the ship. to me. is figuring out why theyre dating in the first place and how to make it work #you know. #actually i think thats probably why 99% of my ships are just canon ships. because its like #like generally when i see ships its like ''i mean ok but i think theyre funnier as friends'' #but when they are explicitly in a romantic relationship. the fun of it is figuring out how to fit those pieces together #in a way that i like. you know. anyways sorry im thinking fiona/scourge again <- always thinking about fiona/scourge

[crescentfool]

never in my life did i think i need to makeout with a piece of software so badly but here we are i guess

#lizzy speaks #OK IM BEING OVERDRAMATIC AND I WOULD ELABORATE BUT I NEED TO SLEEP BUT #DO YOU EVER JUST #FUCK !!!!!! #IVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO COME ACROSS A PIEC EOF SOFTWARE #i need to fiddle around with it some more but everything ive seen about it is MIND BLOWING to me #ive been waiting my entire life for this moment i think #i feel like it's funnier if i don't say what the software is. i wanna be mysterious so bad but i cannot shut the fuck up #literally been suffering through notetaking and organization softwares and im like ohh i think i finally found the one #this is the minecraft of sex i think its like wowza i can finally do all those writing projects i want to do #boys (me) don't want girls they want an organized database of notes that they can easily reference at anytime #sorry for being unhinged but like its like past midnight lol im sure i'll wake up in the morning and be like 'what the FUCK were you doing' #BUT!!! i think ill come back to this post to reblog it with like actual shit about the software when i figure out how i want to use it #i think everyone should experience joys in life. and sometimes that joy is having organized notes #bonus points if anyone can figure out what im talking about just from the tags alone i think this software will change my life #it has fucking tag functionality i literally love tags #sorry about the vocabulary but this rivals like. my love of spreadsheets. which are like. a wonderful thing i think but ANYWAY IM RAMBLING #anyways goodnight i wish you all on the dash a very lovely evening i just needed to share this because im so overjoyed right now o7 #if you have a software that you really like thats changed you feel free to tell me in the tags or something :) i like learning new things

[monty-glasses-roxy]

New Management AU except no animatronics are decommissioned when it starts so Bonnie and Foxy are still around.

This would make it so the band is Freddy, Monty, Chica and Bonnie, with Roxy, Foxy, Sunny, Moon and DJ as the sideshows. This would make it extra unbelievable that they would choose Roxy to start off having power because the higher ups only ever really care about the main band.

So now you have a scenario where they’re all told one of the animatronics is going to be bumped up to manager status and Roxy, Foxy, DJ and Moon are all like “okay but why the fuck are you telling us? Obviously, it’s gonna be a band member. Like shit are we getting that.” and the band agree because yeah Faz Ent are favouritist as fuck... and then they all get manager status before any member of the band does.

#new management but funnier I think lmao #fnaf security breach #I dunno if I'll do anything with this because I quite like my current version but like #it would be funny #roxy digging her heels in even more like 'nah theres NO WAY I got this before them what the fuck' for so much longer #Because what the FUCK #new au #I'm not sure what the layout of the Plex would be in this? #my current plex timeline would uh #make it an awkward fix but not impossible #would be fun to figure that out I think #anyway thats the idea enjoy!!

[violencewithwings]

Ok

So

I may not have mentally lived through that shift

(my crush who just so happens to also be my manager looked at my very adoringly and told me he missed working with me??? I’m gonna pass out)

But I am home now and it’s time to go back to reading

#also today I realized the irony of him being my manager and having a name that’s very similar to Xaden #even funnier cause I met him before I read Fourth Wing #anyways I’m changing my work hours so I can stare longingly at him more often #also not me just realizing how tall he is today #I stood next to him and was like #ah #ok now I understand what Violet meant by ‘I barely reach his collarbone’ #I am in fact taller than that but I don’t even meet his chin #I’m losing it lads #he very much has a soft spot for me but I’m still trying to figure out if he has a girlfriend #z.txt

[jonathanrook]

okay but the problem is. and the reason i don't actually id as ace. is that i have. ya'know. been sexually attracted to people before. two. to be specific.

#okay so in hs i thought i was demi which ik is on the ace spectrum #but there were some flaws in that logic. those namely being. i had never actually been attracted to someone before. #in hs okay. you need to hear me out on this. in hs i was doing like. compulsive bisexuality?? #i figured out i was queer but didn't know how really so i was randomly picking all sorts of crushes. not just guys like anyone. #which is why fun fact to this day i still don't know how many people i've actually ever had a crush on lmao bc i'd even lie in my diaries #but i know some of them were real but it was just like. a little romantic attraction. #and everyone i had a crush on (real or fake for the most part) i was friends w so demi whatever. #BUT THEN. 2019. the unthinkable happens. dan howell comes out and i realize i'm a dyke. #it didn't actually happen exactly in that order but it's funnier to explain it that way. #anyway. like a week later i met the second hottest person i've ever seen in my life ever. #side note i'd already met the hottest but i have Sieve Brain and i genuinely don't remember how that went at all in the slightest #so the second hottest will have to do as my point of reference forgive me #anyway before i even knew her name. Salivating. insane. #and to this day i've still only been attracted to those two people. not even celebrities. #i don't know what “celebrity crush” means and at this point i'm too afraid to ask. #but i feel like i'm fairly old to have only wanted to. like. fuck two people. that seems like a low number. i don't know how this works. #and it's not demi if i didn't get to know them first right? #ace people explain y'all are smarter than me real #but it literally is still like i don't understand you people and your. sex. why are you like that. #rachel rants

[cacacita]

injured myself doing silliness

#its been a rough year #but stepping rly far back from socmed is helping me ground myself #just hate that literally anything makes me suicidal 😭😭 #luckily my ankle is just sprained #but i should keep focusing on irl stuff #neck has a rash too but thats not a real injury #just wanted to vent somewhere bc i dont want to bug my twitter audience with like what. my fourth attempt now? #and tumblr has funnier memes #if u are a friend and you see this just dont tell anyone ok. #i dont want to be cheered up or reassured either. like i mean it. it usually makes me feel worse #all my technology is on do not disturb (intentionally)which is one of several reasons why im so absent. #i just cant keep up w anything right now. im just trying to figure out how i am mentally #if i get another pep talk from my cousin about how 'strong' i am im going to bark at her #anyway hi

[driftwooddestiel]

JUST REMMEBERED MY DREAM LAST NIGHT OH MY GOD

#i was a part of this sports team for something called like. competitive puppeteering? #and youd go and meet up with a bunch of people and try to like. out-puppet eachother with elaborate puppets and performances #it was mainly comedy-based and whoever utilised their puppet best and was funnier won usually #anyway i had this one puppet i always used that i loved a lot. and that puppet. was of the onceler. it was a little mannequin i think? #and in my dream we went to a competitive puppet game or smth and i realised i couldnt find my little onceler puppet #and i was very freaked out scared stressed etc. but figured id probably just left him at home #so i used a sock puppet 😭 but it was literally just a sock. on my hand. no decoration at all. and i had to get the puppet to fake kiss #this random guy i know irl and then act disgusted #i think that was because he was on the same bus as me yesterday and his friend was talking abiut how all his crushes ended up hating him #anyway i did very badly in that puppeteering competition 😔 and rhen there was drama between other members of the puppeteering team i was on #(all people i know irl) (and the ‘coach’ was my irl basketball coach lmao) #then it turned into some weird au deanbenny forest ghost au where i was living in a forest watching events unfold or something it was odd #interesting tho #anyway yeah that was my dream 👍