jonathanrook

[jonathanrook]

Dan loves to make up reasons to credit Phil on his projects. What the fuck is "remote crisis management." Why did Why I Quit YouTube need an "archive historian." What "production assistance" did Phil provide on BIG. Explain yourself Daniel

#dnp

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I dont think its real

#yea obvs #my mom more than my dad but he read to me too

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I want to see a work of fiction that reverses the "vampires are snobby upper class, werewolves are brutish lower class" stereotypes

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Can I say something is it finally safe to say that I don't find the popular trend of white people on this site who aren't muslim saying inshallah for jokes funny and I never did

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phil is a genius at marketing bc he realised that if he turned sponsor segments into saw traps it would compel people to watch. and it's working. every time a segue makes dan look like he wants to die i am enthralled

#dnp #seriously

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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"The Stoppables"

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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

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dan and phil as reductress headlines 2/?

#stop these are so good #dnp

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[everyone liked that]

#dnp #he knows us so well<3

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in hindsight it was kinda nuts that they had matching bedding in the london apartment

#dnp

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

#real

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apparently there is a thing called "wanting something" and when it happens to you you're allowed to just do the thing that you want. yep that's right. even when it wouldn't hurt anyone and would make you really happy. does anyone know anything about this

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