#angel sexuality

[thearksystem]

ANGELICWLW -

a gender/sexuality related to being an angelic lesbian, being a wlw angel who’s only attracted to other wlw angels, being a lesbian who’s only attracted to girls who are otherworldly or holy, etc.

coined by elliot/the ark sys

#mogai #lesbian #wlw #angelkin #otherkin #divinekin #angel gender #angel sexuality #lesbian gender #actuallydivine #actuallyangelic #neogender #neosexuality #elliot #identities #xenogender #xenosexuality

[chaoticace2005]

Alastor misinterpreting modern LGBTQIA+ labels also leaves room for so much confusion with the rest of the cast:

(Based on @onesidedradiostatic ‘s posts)

-Genuinely thinks Husk is attracted to kitchenware, to the point where one of his “punishments” is not being allowed in the kitchen

-If Huskerdust then Alastor begins to question if Angel is secretly a pan

-Knows Angel isn’t a pan so Alastor tells him there is no chance if Huskerdust happening (talked about here)

-Angel saying he’s gay and Alastor questioning that because he was sure Angel was depressed

-Reevaluating the bisexual label AGAIN when he finds out Pentious has two dicks, causing him to question his previous statement of Vox being dickless

-Vaggie: Im Lesbian, Alastor: I don’t believe I’m familiar with that country

-Alastor thinking all angels and/or exorcists are lesbians (yes, this includes Adam and Lucifer)

-Him thinking of Charlie as half-lesbian, not because he’s biphobic but because she’s half angel

-Lucifer mentioning he’s kind of gender-fluid so he wonders if the fluid of Lucifer is what’s responsible for one’s gender

-Thinking trans means transportation/transit/transcontinental railroad and assumes they’re the best people to travel with

-Him thinking “bisexual” refers to having two partners

-Him thinking “bisexual” refers to being attracted to bicycles so he removes all bicycles (and pans because fuck you Husker) from the hotel

-Him thinking the term “ace” refers to a phenomenal card player because he beat Husk in poker, taunts Husk for not being “ace” anymore (Alastor stole Husk’s aceness)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #aroace alastor #ace alastor #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #vaggie hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #lucifer hazbin hotel #husk hazbin hotel #pentious hazbin hotel #sir pentious #hazbin hotel crack #stupid hazbin hotel lists #lgbtqia #lgbtq+ #lgbt labels #huskerdust #Alastor’s modern sexuality label crisis

[will-pilled]

Why is Angel's SA literally the only one taken "seriously" (if you can even call it that.) Every other one is either made into a joke or punchline (Pent or Mox) or completely ignored and they pretend it isn't happening (Blitz) Why is Angel's the only one that matters???

#Weird pattern I noticed #also Angel seems to be given a free pass to sexually harass Husk #bc he's a victim #like no???? #And then HUSK is blamed when he lashes out #Even though it's a very VERY valid reaction. #hazbin critical #hazbin hotel critical #helluva boss critical #helluva boss criticism #helluva boss critique #helluva critical #spindlehorse critical #stolas critical #vivziepop critical #vivziepop criticism #hazbin critique #hazbin criticism

[aro-in-danyl]

Trans Fem Alastor AU

"So are ALL of your friends woman?"

Alastor looks up from his book and tilted his head at Angel, briefly dislodging Nifty who was crafting him a new King Roach 2.0 crown.

"Whatever do you mean my good fellow? Husker's right behind you!"

Husk scowled and pointedly flipped him off while drinking straight from a bottle of vodka.

Angel patted his paw and took the bottle away with his other hand. "I mean a guy you don't have on your pay role."

Alastor hummed, "Woman are much better conversation partners. Witty, charming, and full of pizazz! Men just can't compare."

Vaggie poked her head into the room, and hearing this, grunted in agreement, "For once, can't say I disagree with you."

Angel exaggeratedly placed his hand over his heart and gasped like he'd been betrayed.

Lucifer was a bit suspicious, "You know, that sounds like something you'd say to describe yourself."

Nifty finished the crown and bestowed it upon Alastor with a flourish and a bow. He gave Lucifer a mocking smile, "I'm flattered you think so, I'd only be so fortunate."

Angel stopped antagonizing Vaggie and jokingly said, "to be a woman?"

Alastor laughed, this time like Angel had said something absurdly obvious, "Well yes, wouldn't everyone?"

#hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #trans alastor #hazbin hotel au #he canonically doesn't know about his sexuality so I don't think this is too big of a leap #Angel: why don't you just be a woman then? #Alastor: that's a thing I can do??? #Alastor does not change her name #she changes very little about herself besides killing anyone who continues to use the wrong words to describe her #Husk leaves during this conversation. he been knew and assumed Alastor was in the closet

[little-sleepy-owl]

𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵 𝓓𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝔁 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻,

who is a virgin and wants him to be their first.♡ suggestive, but not exactly smutty. the reader is gender neutral. not proof read. well, not by someone with good enough knowledge of English.

it's my first try on this kind of writing! please be kind<3

"what do ya mean you haven't banged with anyone before? that's practically a crime, Peachy Pie!"

he really can't wrap his head around it. it genuinely baffles him. he will ask you if you are joking, more than once. and tease you relentlessly about it.

if the teasing makes you uncomfortable or defensive, he will stop and apologize though. the last thing he wants is to make you genuinely upset over something like this.

he can't believe you want him to be your first. part of him expects "pure" people like you to be... disgusted by his way of life. or, well, after-life. you have to reassure him you don't think like that at all.

once this is settled, he is an excited dork. he wants to make it good for you and he knows exactly how. will ask what kinks you think you might have, what do you feel driven to, etc.

will make it start with a simple movie night, both of you cuddling on a couch with TV on.

if you decide you'd rather just sleep in his arms, he won't complain.

but if you're up for some sexy stuff, he will gladly provide.

first of all, be sure you'll have a whole striptease show. he wants to brag about his body, alright?

either he knows what you like because you told him before, or he just figures this out on the way. he is very good at it. a lot of practice does it for ya.

confident, cocky, and will make things light and fun. you both laugh over someone's bumping head into the headboard or accidentally sending a lube tube flying over the room.

he makes good use of his additional sets of hands. it's like he never wants to stop touching your body, even for a second. the constant caress can easily drive you mad and not in a bad way.

you'll find he is actually not that loud in bed. he talks a lot of course, and very dirty, mind you, but does not moan much, when he's not on stage. when he does moan, it's in little adorable whines. if you tell him how cute it is, he will blush profoundly.

will keep it mostly vanilla for your first experience, unless you ask him specifically for something kinky.

he has a hella good stamina, so be prepared for a few rounds in a row. don't worry, he won't push your limits. probably. well, if he does, expect the best aftercare in the world, and a whole day of him fussing over you tomorrow.

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel angel dust #angel dust x reader #hazbin hotel #romantic/sexual

[sailorsally]

castiel is home of sexual <3

#i sipport all genders all sexualities #but that angel is gay

[chaoticace2005]

Referring to this post where Alastor misinterprets pansexuality for being attracted only to pans

Alastor trying to help or cause problems so he tells Angel that he isn’t Husk’s type and never will be without further elaboration, causing Angel to think Husk is either:

-Not into men

-Not into anyone

-Not into people or men that present more femininely

-Not into Italians

-Not into spiders

-Not into pink

-Not into people of his “industry”

-Not into coked up dick sucking hos

-Not into people who are “broken”

-Not into people who are fake or previously pushed his boundaries

-Not into the person underneath the fake

And then having to try and work out which one it is.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #husk hazbin hotel #husker hazbin hotel #huskerdust #angelhusk #stupid hazbin hotel lists #hazbin hotel crack #Alastor’s modern sexuality label crisis #kinda it’s based on it

[ichirothehallow]

Why Does Adam Radiate Bisexual Energy? Like You Cannot Tell Me That THIS Man;

Is Straight As A Line.

#hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel angels #hazbin hotel #sexuality #hazbin hotel headcanon #hazbin hotel thoughts #hazbin hotel spoilers

[slime-hoe]

I know it's early but I need lesbian huskerdust content.

Clarification I'm a baby dyke not some weird fetishy dude. Also I love the guys as they are I just am excited by the realization that they would make a cute butch/femme couple

Just idk something about imagining husk as a handsome woman makes me very flustered.

#I need to get better at art quick. #I used lesbian as shorthand for wlw here Husk would still 100% be pan #we dont invalidate bi and pan individuals in this household #I thought of this listening to a poem by Ivan coyote about the beauty of femmes and it made something in my brain go #this is the way husk loves Angel. My brain then went old timey butch/femme couple dancing to Loser baby and I started crying again #because i was already crying my heart out because the poem made me reflect on why ive been in the closet so long and #avoiding poetry on purpose as a way to keep myself from analyzing my own emotions around my sexuality and gender #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #husker x angel dust #huskerdust

[honeydais]

Creepypasta sexualities ( my headcanons)💘

I just love doing headcanons on characters, is it some kind of addiction? :")

Jeff Woods ( Jeff the killer) — aromantic

Liu Woods ( Homicidal Liu )— bisexual

Jane Richardson ( Jane the killer )—lesbian

Jane Arkensaw — straight

Nina Hopkins — sapphic

Eyeless Jack — demisexual

Ben drowned — is bisexual

Tobias Rogers ( Ticci Toby) — pansexual

Natalie Ouellet ( Clockwork )— bisexual

Kate Millens (Hays) - sapphic

Helen Otis ( Bloody painter) — omnisexual

Dina Angela Clark ( Judge Angels ) — straight

Jonathan Blake ( The Puppeteer ) — bisexual

Ann Luzen Mia ( Nurse Ann ) — asexual

Jason Meyer ( Jason the toymaker) — aroase

Laughing Jack — aroase, demiboy

Laughing Jill — aroase, demigirl

Candy pop — omnisexual, genderfluid

Nathan Nobody — pansexual

Lucille Tiffany Greatfield ( Lulu) — asexual

#creepypasta sexualities #creepypasta fandom #creepypasta #creepypasta headcanon #jason the toymaker #eyeless jack #laughing jack #jeff the killer #jane the killer #laughing jill #ben drowned #the puppeteer #ticci toby #clockwork creepypasta #candy pop #nathan the nobody #nurse ann #judge angels #bloody painter #lulu #homicidal liu #nina the killer #nina hopkins

[vulpinesaint]

my thesis statement will of course always be that the angels + demons in good omens are aspec (and nonbinary) but crowley specifically was so aromantic this season. man who goes "oh, romance? yeah, i know how that works. practically an expert. i've picked up so much from the way that people talk about it and represent it in media. i know all the perfect steps to execute romance. it has nothing to do with personhood and feelings; there's a certain list of requirements, certain steps that you take, certain subjective prerequisites to be fulfilled, and then you'll have romance. easy. simple." when he has no idea how romance actually works because it's never been something that was accessible or valuable to him. the general conventions for love seem so simple from the outside when you pick up an idea of it through cultural osmosis but not any real experience or investment in the idea. maggie and nina come in to tell him that he can't be messing with people's love lives because it's serious and personal but how should he know? when you're outside of it and don't even realize that you're outside of it, romance is just a thing that happens. and it seems so simple...

#screaming wailing throwing things punching walls that's aro representation actually #when i say the angels and demons are all aspec and nonbinary. i of course mean That in a sense of like. #they don't align with any of our constructions of sexuality or gender because they're not built with the same inner workings #but by our definitions they're closer to those concepts than to 'conventional' conceptions of gender and sexuality #anyway crowley is so me walking into my middle school classes on the first day of school and picking out a suitable crush for the year #based on effusive criteria that i picked up from media and popular culture and the expectation that i Should have a crush #because those were the steps you took. at least it seemed like that to me. #this applies to aziraphale too of course #when all the romance you've known or seen takes place under awnings in the rain or at jane austen balls. of course it stands to reason #that the same would be true of any love in real life. cause how else would it work #anyway that kiss was so aromantic it's crazy #good omens #good omens 2 #aromantic #aro #crowley