#and unprompted shes like

[beverageenthusiast]

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#good fucking god #im hanging out w my mom and i remember why i dont love hanging out with my mom #she gives in to toxic diet culture and is a huge reason why my relationship with food is so fucked upppp #minding my business making myself a rice bowl w sweet potato and avocado w miso tahini dressing 🤌🤌 #and unprompted shes like #‘im on a new diet i cant eat any of those things i can only have 200 calories per meal #i miss avocado so much but i’d rather be skinny’ #im like BITCH???????? #thanks for sharing and also that ‘nutrition center’ u went to and bought a bunch of frozen food from is a scam #once u stop eating their special food they upsell you then ur gonna gain it all back i hate to break it to you #and also the key to losing weight is to exercise enough to offset what you eat #she does not exercise at all. #she made me fuckin weigh myself in front of her the other day and when she saw the number she was like ‘thats not that bad’ #HELLO?????? #is she trying to give me another ed? cuz her saying that is exactly how i developed an ed 7 years ago :-) #losing my mind actually #ive genuinely put in so much work and its such a conscious and constant effort to not fall back into those patterns #and here i am holding back tears while i try to finish eating

[turtleblogatlast]

Big Mama must have lost some serious standing in the yokai underworld because it’s gotten apparent that she keeps being beaten by a small group of teenagers and the occasional rat man, and when it’s not them then she’s taking L’s from her own schemes working against her.

And in the ensuing power vacuum, the Hamatos accidentally become the most feared crime family known to all the big bads of the Hidden City.

After all, they’ve publicly outplayed Big Mama multiple times, a couple of them have taken out the heads of two of the most well known criminal organizations, one took out Heinous Green, two are responsible for the destruction of Witch Town, they have ties to both the infamous Baron Draxum and Captain Piel, they won the Doom Dome death race, they’re Battle Nexus Champions, they’ve displayed insane feats of power and defeated impossibly strong enemies, most of them have been to jail, and they regularly mingle with humans.

You can just imagine the notoriety they’d accumulate from word of mouth alone.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rise of the tmnt #I didn’t even list everything the Hamatos are MENACES #it’s so funny #bonus if none of the Hamatos realize how terrifying their presence in the Hidden City has become #every time Leo goes to bother Hueso the guy just has his head in his hands like Pepino…I JUST got my brother out of crime…and now you???’ #Leo’s just like ‘lmao what crime’ #meanwhile a trail of destruction follows them wherever they go #just look at the library smh #the small time yokai villains hearing about how scary the fam is and having two different reactions #one being no way are we talking about the same babies tripping over themselves and barely beating anyone #the other is oh god I barely escaped with my LIFE huh #sunita listening to all the worry her parents have about this new ‘Hamato Family’ and laughing inside #she tells April and April keeps it a secret to see how long it takes the others to realize it #when accused of crime Donnie accidentally and largely unprompted starts denying his digital asset thefts and then has to deny he denied it #when he learns of what is thought of them Raph has a crisis the poor boy #Mikey’s happy they’re ‘known for being a family!:)’ #he - kinda terrifyingly - kinda likes the thought of that lol #Leo: 🤔 think I could go back to that hair spa then? (no) #in their defense while they are MENACES society is ALSO a menace to THEM

[randomminty]

Any valerieheads out there

#follow up….anyone that gaf about valerie&grant&siebold trio #friends only suggested by a single line of missable dialogue my beloved? #gym leader valerie #pokemon #pokemon xy #sharp teeth bc pokemon have sharp teeth and she wants to look like a pkemon. you understand #art tag #sidenote i just moved a bunch of old art to a different tag bc tumblr wont show tagged posts chronologically sometimes snd you do NOT. #need to see old askblog art unprompted. thank you. #i dont think Valerie will be in plza bc shes from johto but. if she is. somehow. hehe. hi girl

[grapefruitflavoured]

Thinking about how when natasia demetriou was asked why she thinks people like nadja so much she immediately said "she's the best. She's complex, she's a woman, she's got a big fat pussy"

#and shes right #in that interview thing too within the first 20 mins she unprompted said smth about sex like 5 times #obsessed with her #ms girl just says things and shes absolutely incredible for that #nadja wwdits #nadja of antipaxos #natasia demetriou #wwdits #what we do in the shadows

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

as someone who has some. well. mixed feelings about netflix witcher I fucking hate when people give it shit for the wrong (read: bigoted) reasons. like. no YOU don't like it bc they made it so triss isn't white. I don't like it bc they made eskel a tree. get fucked

#me in a discord: oh yeah i love witcher #another user (entirely unprompted): i hate what they did to triss. shes a white ginger woman dammit! #me: wow we were literally talking about trolls i was not expecting you to become a completely different person in my eyes very fast- #(...also i still like it I lied in my last line) #mine #the witcher #witcher #racism

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

have i mentioned how great cats are. there's a lil guy in my house and when i lay my head on her side she starts purring so hard <3 and ten seconds later she will try to open my wrist with her teeth <3 truly the best <3

#shes just a silly goofy little guy..... #miss war crimes.... mister menace... bastard... her royal highness <3 #she holds all of these titles And More #no ones doing it like her!!! #she eats spiders & makes funny noises that instantly Boosts my criminally low happy chemicals #sorry i looked at her for too long and was once more overcome by a strange emotion i believe some call love #affection? delight?? all three.... #and i Had to publicly post about her #i am very proud of my tiny fluffy friend & her general Existence. i must flaunt her #oh how horrible! a couple of tendons in my neck just rubbed together in a very terrible way #what the Fuck. i wish i could reach in there and pluck on em a lil. make sure theyre in the right places #felt that in my Ear.... #absolutely unprompted #oh speaking of weird things cause yall know i love to ramble and overshare #i think! i Hypothesize! that there's a slight.... Disconnect between my eyes #my depth perception is fine and i can See #but theres somethin fucky w my vision and focus #nothing is blurry! but it looks like it should be! i dont know how to explain it! #its like my quality of vision has dwindled but not in a way i can describe or really point out #but it Is slightly harder to read and like... See things? #its almost as if i have a few tiny blind spots. #i first noticed this happening after my terrible no good double-decker-migraine weekend #it very slowly got slightly better but then i had Another migraine the other day (ugh and a left brain one at that) #and im back to square one! my visions all fucky again! my peripherals suck! #in other news my house is. so warm. its 2 am. my shirt is toasty enough to keep tortillas warm #i hope everyone is having a good week #and if youre not! theres always the next one! and little delights sprinkled throughout! get yourself a tasty treat you deserve it!

[doli-nemae]

some of the sketches with my half-orc paladin Sam from Neverwinter Nights 2

#nwn2 #neverwinter nights #neverwinter nights 2 #nwn #half orc #paladin #dungeon and dragons #dnd #dnd art #artists on tumblr #sketches #ukrart #dolinemae #she's my little meow meow #also she's kinda confused with Casavir and Bishop situation bc like #why they act like that around her. why they start arguing UNPROMPTED #do they just have a crush on each other? and too afraid to act on it normally??? #also she would've romanced Neeshka or Qara but oh well #char: Samira Gormash

[fanficmemes]

My trans friend just told me she’s booking herself a bottom therapy consultation for her birthday and I felt very :D what a time we live in!!! I’m so happy for her!!!

#personal tag #she also (completely unprompted) diagnosed me (correctly) with autism #she went haha you’re autistic like my partner #I felt like a deer in headlights #yeah girl you guessed it

[chubs-deuce]

I bring more Raph/Mona propaganda bc brainrot got me by the throat ✨

once again, this lovely version of Mona was designed by @miicycle

#woops #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise raphael #rise raph #rise mona lisa #raphmona #ramona #send help #digital fanart #digital art #fanart #art #my art #also I can't believe this needs to be said but she's essentially an OC so please don't like. Assign your own headcanons unprompted #you may ask questions or make suggestions but she's not yours to shape and mold - just make your own version :(

[televised-eyes]

i watched go s1ep3 with my folks last night and after the show my momma turned to me and said “don’t worry honey they’ll make up”

she knows & she’s so real for that

#unprompted #she saw their love #and my love for them #i like to think #;-; #good omens #gomens #ineffable husbands #azicrow #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #rewatch #just 3 more breakups to go #i really need them to get it together in go3 #i can only take so much

[gendervapor14]

treating myself to some old OP episodes to alleviate the horrors and i can’t resist the urge to ramble about bell-mère’s death a little bit.

so, i will start here, with this iconic moment:

manga readers may notice something right off the bat. “hey, arlong’s not aiming for her head!” yes, in the anime, seems they switched his aim for the heart. i actually prefer this. first of all, that flintlock is huge compared to her, so head or heart, it’s gonna kill her. not a fatality issue. i’m just a huge sap, and i think there’s something more symbolic about him shooting her in the heart for defending her love - her kids. (even tho all of this could have been avoided if she just lied, and then she’d actually be able to keep loving and supporting her kids, but, uh, i digress)

this moment really captured me when i was first watching, because for the first time, one piece truly felt dark. this wasn’t just an upsetting backstory. it had some element of gore here, which i’m not sure would be as effective if he went through with a headshot. they might have censored it a bit more.

more (slightly gruesome) photos and analysis beneath the cut 👀

look at what they got away with here!! this was early one piece mind you, so i feel like things were generally a little cushier? (or maybe that’s just my nostalgia talking XD) but the harsh black and white contrast, the utter silence during this scene, the speed in which this happened! (it was a pain to pause and scrub and get good screenshots, let me add). i will say i’m not up to date with current OP shenanigans, but to me, this seems like one of the most abrupt and brutal deaths in the series. (and this doesn’t even put into account the horrid beating she got beforehand)

there are some nice parallels here between her death and rosinante’s, (most notably her last words being “i love you” to nami and nojiko, and a flintlock as the weapon of choice), but even then, i think this is a bit nastier. seven little bullets in a 10ft tall man is painful, yes, but it wasn’t gruesome, and he managed to cling onto life for a little while afterwards. this was just. bang. done. heart – gone. leaves the viewer totally reeling.

in a way i feel like it’s almost an honor for bell-mère to get such a violent death? okay hear me out i know that sounds crazy. she sacrificed herself for her kids and went out kicking and screaming (or standing solemnly, towards the end). she brought forth such a refreshing take on women in one piece. i mean, let’s not forget this scene:

she was gonna blow his brains out!! zero hesitation!! how many characters in this series, let alone women, would go through something like this? i get that different characters have different honor codes and such, but it was sooo incredibly invigorating to see a woman get her hands dirty like this.

so by that logic, it’s kind of weirdly nice to see her not be treated like a little doll? this is highly speculative though, because i’ve noticed there’s this rather annoying trend where women are used as a moral compass for villains. “oh, look how deplorable arlong is, he did that to a young pretty woman!” we see the same thing with doflamingo, for instance, in his “fight” with viola. “oh how heinous, he threw her to the ground! how disrespectful! she’s just an innocent princess!” yeah, ugh. getting off tangent here

this whole scene set a standard for me, (and hopefully other viewers), who kind of saw the series as a fun lighthearted pirate adventure. yes, there was tragedy and sadness before this arc, before this backstory, but something about this moment in particular made my perception tremble. the bar was raised! a compelling character and backstory can have a truly harrowing ending!! a delightful revelation for me, for whatever reason XD

feel free to chime in if ya got any additional comments or takes on the matter. i don’t think bell-mère gets enough love. if you do wanna chime in, just um. be nice. i’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer, okay. and multiple interpretations of these scenes are valid! i’d love to hear ‘em! <3

#one piece analysis #because i’m upset and i need to distract myself #this is my first proper unprompted analysis too so go easy on me #i just like the tangerine lady #i think she’s neat #bell mere #bell mère #bellemere one piece #bellemere #she has so many tags #arlong park

[jefferythejelly]

"foolish i feel like you would have an easy pregnancy"

#i went back in the vod expecting there to be context but no she just said this near unprompted😭😭😭😭😭 #chat Was making pregnancy jokes (foolish got mad abt smthn inconsequential and they were making pregnancy hormones jokes) so i assume it wa #s from that but like she did truly just say all this unprompted😭 #foolish gamers #tinakitten #kkatamina #abe #i never know how to tag for abe. like his twitch user is just abe but thats so nonspecific. ah well #my clips #actually the crazy thing is i agree with her bc i have thought about this before for various au's #but also crazy as fuck that tina of all ppl is validating my mpreg au headcanons like where am i. what are we doing here

[youarenotthewalrus]

Was browsing ebooks on Libby, clicked at random on a romance novel, and words fail to describe my disappointment at reading a plot summary that begins with "Lucy has been writing her dissertation on Sappho for nine years when she and her boyfriend break up" and then goes on to reveal that the "eerily attractive swimmer" she is "entranced" by, a character described by the summary as "a figure of Sirenic fantasy," is, in fact, a merman.

#if you are writing a blurb for a straight romance novel #the first thing we learn about your heroine cannot be that she has dedicated years of her life to sappho #it's like how in 1q84 aomame is supposed to be straight #but her very second scene has an extended unprompted flashback to sexually experimenting with her female best friend in high school #you need to set people's expectations correctly! #idle musings #walrus consumes media

[narwhalsarefalling]

just fucking realized that can openers arent supposed to be hard as hell to use. my mom is left handed and although i can write with my left i usually grab stuff with my right hand.

anyway. turns out our can opener that ive been using for Twenty Two Fucking Years is made for left handed ppl.

#for clarification i am ambidextrous in which i can write/draw/etc with my left #but usually unprompted i will use my right #for like. opening cans. #the narwhal speaks #my whole life is a lie #i’m checking our fucking scissors next. #also fun story my mon taught me how to crochet #but wanted to make sure i did it the ‘right way’ #so all of our crochet lessons were in the bathroom and i watched how she did it in the mirror #did it work? no #mostly bc i was 7 #i taught myself later in life

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

the best thing about having a cat that Fully understands and typically obeys the commands "sit" and "stay" is that when she doesn't obey, you're Keenly aware that it's a conscious decision

#AND ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY EVERY TIME #she gets this Look. where i can see the gears turning behind her eyes #and she very purposefully ignores the command #sometimes she'll half do it. pause. and then Visibly Decide to Not #she's so funny.... #but then when she Does do it its so impressive. is this pride im feeling? #i taught her 'sit' and 'stay' along with hand gestures #so like. just a second ago #i as calling her from across the room and she was trotting over #i made the sit gesture (no vocal command) and she stopped and sat Right there and then #SHE'S SO SMART <3 SMART KITTY <3 OH SHE LISTENS!!! #absolutely unprompted #sorry im gushing about letti again <3 she's my everything <3 #shes so clever! shes a genuine Companion! #we just played for like a half hour #and its so sweet... we play with twine (her favorite) and when she's attacking it near my hand #she gets so gentle. claws Away gentle batting slow movements #letti my beloved <3 #not to mention her library of Purposeful meows. we Communicate! #like earlier she made her impatient 'come here' meow and so i did. she was on my bed and waited for me to offer my shoulder #so that she could climb on and use me as a stepping stool to get to my desk #For What Reason!!! to be Hysterical i suppose! i swear she has a sense of humor...

[gonwiththebreeze]

mother’s favorite

#she actually sent me this picture unprompted hsjsgdj #she definitely likes him better than her own children that’s for sure #photography #gon’s photo album #percy’s photoshoots #bunny