#and now i love it too much to sue-

[ilovethetalkingclock]

tell me i'm not the only one who got werewolf vibes from the newest murder drones episode

#murder drones spoilers #well kinda #IM HYPERFIXATING SO HARD #cabin fever #glitch productions #i forgot to talk abt it before but i got into the series #mainly cause someone told me my techtoons look like the characters so im just like “eh why not give it a watch” #and now i love it too much to sue- #ticktock talks

[askamnesiamoonjumper]

me after editing the aau prologue for the bajillionth time

#First chapter I changed the opening bc I always thought it felt off/abrupt and wanted to have it be prince pov from the start #I wanna get in his head more ok sue me #Beyond that tho it was just some wording edits #Specifically with the internal dialogue moments I helped them flow more/feel more like thoughts #Also mj gets a bit more of their usual edge/pessimism bc the prologue they always felt a bit too “ówò sad poor smol bean” or whatever #That’s it tho chapter 4 I didn’t change bc it’s peak #Did add some teases to later things tho like snatch senses mjs soul at the end of his chap but doesn’t realize it #Or like I added the Not Now running thing in the earlier chapters bc it was more of a chapter 4 thing so I wanted 2 set it up more so boom #I think that’s all the notable edits ig like I said just description additions the only actual new thing is the opener for chap 1 👍 #Also also I got to include a hc that I have that I neglected to do before but I hc a!prince used plural internal dialogue #Because lol we love dramatic irony in this house #Grace post #this reminds me tho one of these days I should look through heart strings chapter one to look for editing things #Bc I think I did that recently but I don’t remember it much tho #Mostly just when the Hat stuff starts that was the parts I never directly rewrote I just edited them so they feel out of place in my brain #Also I’d wanna edit her dialogue bc it *was* in character (after rereading her diary’s to confirm) but I wanna have her be a bit more snark #Hat is Hard bc i Need the balance of cute little kid and also smug little shit (affectionate) like she is a pain to write man cries #This is just me rambling lol ignore it I just wanted to spam aau thoughts #In other news I made shapes redesigns but I’m on the fence on posting them bc idk if I wanna spoil or not hhhhhhhhh #Nowadays I’m more chill w spoiling things than I used to be #But there are a handful of things I’ve kept shut about (ex being princes name or mjs species stuff etc) #So I’m not sure if this thing with shapes i should keep secret or just post bc I used to spoil it but idk now #Shrugs #maybe I’ll do a poll later I dunno #Ok yapping over byeeeeee

[stormxpadme]

People in the fucking 90s already: Please stop it with the love triangle.

Marvel writers: Anyone say sum'thin?

Poly people rejoicing at Krakoa finally solving that damn thing: See? We've been telling you, poly exists.

Marvel: Ahahahhaha, yeah, let's kill that whole timeline because too many bigots buy our comics, oops.

People: Okay, but it's the year of the good Lord 2024, we won't have to deal with that shit all over again in the new show, right?

X-Men 97: You know what, I'll give you not one but TWO love triangles.

#x men #everything after x2 didn't happen sue me #x men original timeline movies #x men movies #just stop #scott summers #i'm so tired #and i say that with all my love as a jeanlogan shipper in movieverse only #please give it a rest #this show could be so brillant without that shit #x men 97 #at least we seem to be rid of the erik angle now #so when they reverse today #we might at least get romy steady finally #but ugh no one fucking needs to see that shitty triangle anymore #go poly or make a choice #that said i still love how the show manages to show #that scott is not or not the only one at fault here #everyone's confused and traumatized as fuck #and jean fucks up just as much #so i hope this show finally helps with people stop hating on Scott for Maddie #but if i never have to see that shitty triangle again #instead of either all three of them just fucking as it should be #or logan especially being free of that bullshit at last #it won't be a day too soon

[fuckedupcleric]

Triggers

I love suffering, don't you? Inspired by this art by @sarathrwizard

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Donnie stared at the screen with a slack jaw, eyes glued to the You died! message that had popped up. His latest Minecraft build was absolutely destroyed. He could see the remains in the background of the death screen. He'd been almost finished! Just the last few bits of decoration had been left! And now… hours upon hours of work. Gone in an instant.

A long, frustrated groan escaped him and he tossed the controller to the side, prompting Leo to glance up from his phone and take in the words on the screen, as well.

“Wait,” Leo said. “What happened?” 

Donnie pursed his lips. “...Nothing.”

Leo smirked, putting away his phone and leaning closer. “Oooooh it’s embarrassing, isn’t it? Tell me. Tell meeeeeeeee.” 

Ugh. Here we go. “Drop it, Nardo.” 

“Come on, Don-Tron.” The amusement in his tone made Donnie cluck his tongue, and he pointedly ignored his brother. Leo leaned closer, practically draping himself across Donnie’s right side before he was irritably shoved away, only to start repeating “tell me” over and over, poking Donnie in his side with each utterance of the phrase. Donnie reached for his tech bo just to have something to squeeze that wasn’t Leo’s neck and shot him the nastiest look he could manage. It did nothing whatsoever to deter Leo, though, who was still smirking and poking and being an annoying goddamn menace. “Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, t-”

“Oh would you - Kassinove! Fine!” 

Leo sat back, giving Donnie a smile that somehow managed to look both completely innocent and infuriatingly smug at the same time. Donnie sighed and looked at the screen again. You died! still stared back at him. He shook his head, looking anywhere but at Leo, his mouth twisting into a grimace as a noticeable blush crept up his neck. “I was trying to fix the lighting system and… I placed down a block of TNT instead of a block of redstone… and…”

He glanced back at Leo, whose eyes widened. “Wait, so you killed yourself AND blew up your house? With your own TNT?”

“...I forgot it was in my hotbar.”

Leo was still for a moment, and then he burst into hysterical laughter, bending forward and clutching at his stomach. “PFFFFFFFT oh my GOD!”

Donnie just scowled, watching with growing self-consciousness as Leo continued to lose his absolute shit at what was apparently the funniest thing he'd heard all week. He waited for the laughter to die down, but each time he thought it would, Leo suddenly dissolved into renewed giggles once more. 

As the laughter dragged, on and on and on, Donnie found himself getting more and more annoyed. He'd put a lot of time and effort into this stupid build. Leo knew that - he'd been hanging out here a lot over the last two weeks, just chilling while Donnie worked, so he'd actually seen most of the progress in real-time. 

Donnie heaved an enormous sigh as Leo continued laughing, smacking his knee obnoxiously. 

Okay, enough. It wasn’t that funny.

Leo swiped a finger under his eye before wheezing out, “Donnie, that was so dumb of you!”

Donnie bristled, feeling the embarrassment and annoyance spill over. He let out a harsh breath, snarling, “Oh just- wipe that grin off your face!”

A sudden choking sound had ice shooting through Donnie's veins, his irritation instantly disappearing. Leo was still as stone, his expression of mirth replaced by wide-eyed terror. His eyes held a faraway look, and for a long, terrible moment it seemed like he couldn’t quite manage to inhale. 

Donnie felt his brows furrow. He reached out but left his hand hovering in the air between them, hesitant. “Leo?”

Leo didn’t answer, but he did finally start to breathe. Short, rasping breaths stuttered out of him, and he blinked rapidly a few times, clutching at the fabric of his hoodie over his chest. Leo was shaking, Donnie realized, and then Leo let out a high-pitched whine and Donnie started to panic.

“Leo, what’s wrong? How can I help?”

He still didn’t answer. 

Donnie clenched and unclenched his fists uselessly, floundering. Not wanting to make things worse and unsure what he could do to make things better. He didn’t know what was even - didn’t know what had - maybe a scan would tell him? - but when Donnie lowered his goggles, Leo jerked away from him so hard he fell onto the floor. Donnie watched, horrified, as Leo scrambled backward until his shell hit the wall hard, his eyes never leaving Donnie’s face. His entire body was trembling, little, terrified sounds slipping out of him that made Donnie’s chest tighten and his stomach drop, and now Donnie was really fucking panicking. 

He stood and took a step toward Leo, but that made Leo flinch violently again, his hand raising as if to shield himself and his shell making an unpleasant scraping noise as he pressed himself further against the wall. Donnie stayed still. Unsure and panicking and useless useless useless.

An agonized sound clawed out of Leo’s throat. There was a slight shake of his head, his eyes still glued to Donnie, before he started to whimper. “No, no, no. No, I - I escaped from - this isn’t - you’re not real, you’re not-”

A box popped up in the interface of his goggles, pulling Donnie’s focus. NO MEDICAL ANOMALIES IDENTIFIED. PHYSICAL SYMPTOMS CORRELATE WITH EMOTIONAL DISTRESS. PRIMARY CONCLUSION: PANIC ATTACK.

Fuck. Fuck. Okay. 

Donnie swallowed and licked his lips, thinking. Should he call Mikey or Raph? Would more people make it worse? What was he supposed to do? He pushed his goggles back up, still trying to think think think, and Leo’s babbling abruptly cut off. 

For a long moment, both brothers were frozen. Staring at one another. And then something in Leo’s eyes changed and he took in a sudden, shuddering breath before lowering his arm and clutching at his hoodie again with a trembling hand. He swiped his other hand across his face, and when it dropped he was no longer looking at Donnie. He stared at the floor, his face perfectly, completely blank, and the silence was so, so loud. 

Donnie wrung his hands and watched his twin, still afraid to advance. “Leo? Are you-”

“I’m fine,” he said flatly.

That was very much a fucking lie, but before Donnie could say anything Leo pushed himself unsteadily to his feet and stumbled out of the room. Donnie blinked in shock, his mouth hanging open and his brows furrowed. He watched Leo retreat until he disappeared around the corner, then pressed his lips into a thin line.

He should go after him. Right? He should… find out what the fuck just happened. And why. And whether it had happened before. 

Donnie sat down, twisting his fingers in his lap and trying to keep his breaths steady. He needed to go talk to Leo. He needed to go talk to Leo. He needed to go talk to Leo.

Why wasn’t he moving?

…Donnie would go to him. He would. He just… needed to do some research first. He needed to be prepared. In case it happened again. Just some research. Some preparation. And then they would… talk.

(Right?)

#I spent both too much time on this and not enough time on this at the same time #YES I SHOULD BE CATCHING UP ON WORK INSTEAD OF WRITING #YES IF I DO WRITE I SHOULD BE WORKING ON LIO #SUE ME #ff #tmnt #rottmnt #raphaelesbian if you read this I'm sure you'll pick up on the second trigger here that I now have used in #[checks notes] #THREE separate things that I've written lmao #don't you just love suffering? i do apparently #i really need to start tagging my fragments with something #my writing #there that'll work lol #IF YOU SEE A TYPO TELL MEEEEE #cleric writes

[torra-does-stuff]

meh meh meh

Just some silly lil sketches of my oc Kenn i did at work meh meh :3

#torrart #oc #skeb #its traditional and messy af #don't sue me #he's a dork i love him #can't talk too much about him now tho :3

[arabian-batboy]

I have been in the mood to watch some Shoujo so I finally got around watching Fruits Basket since its one of the most iconic Shoujo out there and it just feels like I’m missing out on not watching it and while I’m definitely enjoying it so far, I have to admit that Yuki’s (and Kagura) annoying ass almost made me want to drop the show...

#Kagura is pretty self-explanatory #her forcing herself on Kyo and beating him up when he rejects her is NOT cute #I don't care that she's supposed to be a tsundere cuz tsundere who beat up the person they like are so lame and out-dated #Kyo plays the tsundere-like character far better than her #as for Yuki.....he's just a Mary Sue? #he's supposed to be drop-dead gorgeous and has the entire school fawning over him #and he's also extremely powerful and can easily beat up Kyo without breaking a sweat #but he's also a poor sad uwu boy with so many insecurities #I'm sorry he's so obnoxious lol #I think its because he reminds me of Tim #in that we're supposed to feel bad about him but also think that he's perfect/so much better than everyone else #it got a little bit better in recent episode but boy did he almost ruin the show for me #Tohru too with how much of plain protagonist without any real flaws she is but I got over it quickly #since she's supposed to be a self-insert for the audience (also she's a nice girl who doesn't do anything that's really annoying) #except maybe giving sappy speeches every now and then #aside form these 3 I absolutely love the rest of the cast #especially Uotani Hanajima Hatori and Kyo #and I haven't met him yet but I just know I will love Hiro when he appears #mark my word #fruits basket

[zenpouji-isaku]

I FEEL INSANE

#apparently they announced this at the end of the rescreening of the previous nintama movies. can you imagine #the whiplash of enjoying the movies again and then LIGHT NOVEL JUMPSCARE. i think i wouldve passed out on the spot #also the light novel is being reprinted! ill get the official buy link if anyone else is interested #tragically i purchased a copy of it a few months ago secondhand and it was a little over double the price (1100 yen right now) haha...oops #adaptation of the light novel....wow.... #you will not hear back from me come december. i will be deceased. dead on the spot you hear me. #i think nhk is trying to actually kill me #the previous 2011 movie is still so good too. i need the soldier who subbed the entire thing and the archivists who got it on video #to come back PLEASE i dont think id have the energy to #get through an entire hour long film. but i definitely want to watch it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #its so exciting too. i feel like the light novel definitely feels a bit more serious and some of the thriller #scenes in the 2011 movie were really well executed. especially the isaku fight i loved that one...looking forward to seeing the light novel #in animated form. so much juicy potential!!!! ANIME TENKI oh wow i think i hauve covid #nintamas generally pretty silly but when they want to get serious they get Serious. its not that deep but i really really like the action #scenes in the anime and the movies. feels like the characters finally took their gloves off. or maybe i just really like them finally #showing off their cool sides...wow wow wow okay okay. wow...i feel insane...i feel crazy... #“i want to sue nhk” - one of my mutuals #mine

[finvisual]

tons of back and forth about headcannons with one of my buds lead to this <333 (aka dear chris with a biiiit too much time on her hands sewing her own galadriel cosplay. for uhhhhhh, no reason at all.~)

#chrissy cunningham #stranger things #st4 #fanart #my art #my stuff #<333 #my dear girl cosplaying for fun I HAD TO! #also let’s just #ignore the fact that I’m a little inconsistent about her hair color in my art sometimes and her in general shhhhhhhhhh #also since I talk in the tags waaaaay too much: #just gonna say that it was my intention to make her tiara look like antlers with lights like xerneas #*wasn’t my intention DARN U SPELLCHECK ALWAYS GOTTA SCREW ME HUH #but now I love the idea of a Pokémon au (I have thought of dozens trust me lol) where she has one and Eddie has a similar get up with like #his yveltal #honestly when I drew this in the first place my intention was to like. #make sure to keep in mind that Chrissy wouldn’t obviously know what Galadriel would look like as peeps know her from the 2000s adaptations #so I wanted her to like ! have her own flair on it?? #(and yes maybe keep a slight horn looking motif for the tiara in place of the ringlet for Eddie related reasons SO SUE ME #wait actually on second glance: I ALSO didn’t notice that the pin I gave her at the front of her dress kinda #looks like solgaleos sun motif shape thing #so uh #another sun and moon opposites motif with lunala being a ghostly moon bat GOD #CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP PEOPLE #also gonna tag this as uh #hellcheer #because it’s totally implied lol

[rogue205]

Another Rant… (and my own opinion)

Okay so why are people out here now using the Organas to try and shoot down the Skywalkers as parents? The very same Organas who, if you want to get technical (which haters refuse to do), kidnapped the Skywalkers’ baby daughter because they couldn’t have one of their own and kept her existence a secret from her real family? A baby Bail also had no right to make decisions about. But he’s rich and well-known so it’s okay, I guess.

In case y’all haters also forgot, Anakin and Padme never GOT to be parents so where the hell is all this “proof” coming from. 🙄🤦‍♀️ TCW I suppose which basically did it’s best to destroy the love that Anakin and Padme shared and that was evident in the movies. Anakin’s reaction to Clovis putting the (unwanted) moves on Padme seem to be a particular favorite for the haters to use but seriously. Anakin freaking walked in on a man trying to force himself on Anakin’s wife! How the hell do you expect him to react?! Somehow, CLOVIS still has the support. Which, ooooooookay.

All we really know is that both Anakin and Padme loved their child(ren) from the very second they knew she was pregnant and Padme was already making plans to raise them on Naboo at the Lake House while Anakin was fully planning on leaving the Order so he could be with them after the war. He chose his family over the Jedi because he was also tired of the shit treatment he was constantly being subjected to.

But sure, they’re the worst of the two options.

#my rant #my opinion #fact: trashing the Skywalkers does NOT make the Organas look better #bail organa critical #bail organa's privilege #star wars #Anakin and Padme would have been GREAT parents who doted on and LOVED their babies #but Palpatine and Jedi Corruption got in the way of that #anakin skywalker #padme skywalker #padme amidala naberrie #anakin and padme #Luke and Leia would have had everything they ever wanted #and no one can convince me otherwise #contrary to how this may sound I am NOT trashing the Organas to make the Skywalkers look better either #I’m just tired of the Organa privilege because todays fans decided to woobie them too 🙄 #not nearly as much as Mary Sue Woobie-Wan who is now literally perfect and flawless thanks to Disney #but still

[todayisafridaynight]

“I always prefer platonic relationships.” Is the most Asexual thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂 Snap you’re amazing!!!

this is the funniest thing to be enthusiastic about but thank you

#snap chats #i like being amazing :) #no but fr its goofy as hell cause i was talkin to my twitter friend bout all the dramas/movies ive seen for that Shit Ive Watched list yeah #cause i had to summarize them for her and we were talkin bout kyouen and we were like #'its so sweet they stayed friends after all that' and UGH their chemistry is gen one of my faves in TV #like Top Five for sure i loooove eiji and ozono soooo much... AND THEYRE FRIENDS. I THINK. #its complicated but theyre not together and theyre cute and thats all that matters... anyways... #i do like platonic relationships more SUE ME OFFICER. i just never found romance all too appealing #unless i make it funny and silly in my head. like i love married couples who are doofuses #like way of the house husband... now THATS peak romance to me..... i love tatsu and miku SO much... #but aside from that.... platonic or ambiguous is my cup of tea......

[altschmerzes]

this is a bitchy thing to post i know but they’ll never see this im sure and im annoyed as hell. somebody tagging my gen fic appreciation post with how they like one very hyperspecific type of gen fic and there must be other good kinds of gen fic out there but they just don’t care to look for it is like. are you lost. this is the Loving And Appreciating Gen Fic Post, gang. if you want to appreciate one very specific type of usually gen (because it’d be weird if it wasn’t due to the conventions of the trope, not even because gen is a valuable and worthwhile and entertaining type of fic, because of course the only reason to read or write anything without romance in it is because the conventions of the trope make it weird and uncomfortable to include) fic this is not the post for you lmao. get off my aromantic lawn.

literally if you usually don’t like gen fic without a specific reason to read it in one hyper context necessary trope then why did you reblog the gen fic appreciation post. why. this didn’t have to be about you. this was about us for fucking once (people who actually do appreciate gen fic without needing a hyperspecific context for it)

#‘i don’t normally read gen fic i like escapism sue me’ oh buddy this post was extremely not for you #gen fic IS my escapism #from the constant oppressive suffocation of romance in Got Dam Everything! among other things! #but this is exactly what i was talking about in the tags on my op #like even when people speak positively about gen fic #it’s always in some really weird specific context of like #oh yeah sometimes SUPER DRY PLOT HEAVY NARRATIVES ARE GREAT #‘I love FEELINGS and FLUFF and EMOTIONS and RELATIONSHIPS AND DYNAMICS but sometimes a nice super canon adherent logical plot’ #‘with NONE OF THAT is nice too :)’ #do you not see the issue with painting all gen fic like that #like even when people try t compliment it they’re often implying only ship fic is allowed to have anything actually sincerely emotional #gen fic has just as much emotion and capacity for feeling and deep character dynamics as anything else! #just as much room for fluff! for intimacy! for character relationship! #this is a stupid rant from some nbd tags but #given this is literally why i made the post #and now people are doing this ON THE POST #is just. gd. did you have to. #gav gab

[steelycunt]

finished franny and zooey...saw a review of it where someone said franny as a story was like an easy 5/5 whereas zooey was a 3.5/5...are you silly are you talking sillynonsense to me

#all in all it was fun and easy i liked it + for my first exposure to salingers writing style i liked that too honestly. zooey was so much #more fun than franny though r u kidding. and zooey as a guy idk he had a certain cunty charm about him sue me if you must! #starting. third of the neapolitan quartet now because i FINALLY found it in a shop yay! love these books they make me feel #like im in the middle of an italian summer (<- never been to italy read the first one in january godbless) #reading tag

[lovelesslittleloser]

DCA fic from Sun & Moon’s perspective where everything seems normal at first, new assistant in the daycare/nightshift security guard, but every few days, increasing as the days go by, they suddenly know a lot more about everyone in the pizzaplex, and can specifically list off things that will go wrong, when they’ll happen, and a few methods as to how they could fix it, if they had the skill, while simultaneously having practiced skills in areas that they didn’t the night before.

And if/when Gregory makes his sudden appearance in the pizzaplex, y/n knows exactly what to do, where to avoid, and what to say to get Gregory to trust them (he has a secret codeword for time-travelers, because duh)

🎶Prepare for the horrors, this night will keep repeating over and over, and over, until you make it to the end~🎶

#dca au #fnaf au #fic idea #fic ideas #fic prompt #fic prompts #fanfic prompt #fanfic prompts #fanfic ideas #dca au idea #I love this idea so much #I might actually do it myself eventually but feel free to do it if you want as well #just drop the link & we’re good #maybe say it’s my idea too that’d be nice #hhhhhhh I’ve been listening to this song on repeat for so bloody LONG NOW #someone needs to write this or I will cry and sue god #I know that’s not how it works but fuck you I’m a little delusional and that is perfectly fine #what would this au idea even be called? #not a permanent idea as of right now so I don’t need to think of one. nice

[jslittlebirdie]

I feel restless, nervous and panicky again. I'm dissatisfied with myself. I don't do enough, I don't work hard enough. I'm not enough. My heart is too heavy in my chest. This happens every night at the moment. And my worries and bad thoughts haunt me even to sleep. Ugh...

#I'm seriously a huge mess right now #and it sucks #I want J so badly #so so badly #maybe some tough love #my heart is screaming for him #one of the only persons who manage to comfort me a little #I wish he could help me... #I wish he could comfort me #hold me #talk to me #but I'm already asking for way too much #i'm sorry for bothering you #I feel like apologizing for everything #sue talks #personal stuff #vent post #tw mental health

[craycraybluejay]

man i just need The Dazzlings to bully me and Aria Blaze specifically to shove her boot in my mouth till i feel like im genuinely going to either throw up or suffocate 👍

or maybe thats more an Adagio thing but still. Adagio making me buy them stuff. Sonata constantly clinging and pressing herself too too close and trying to call me names to impress the other two before they join in.

you know 🫣

#im not really into mlp generally but cmon the dazzlings #hornyposting #getting too real on main #or should i say mane #sorry dad joke #but genuinely. there was no reason to make the dazzlings with this much both character appeal and sex appeal #no one will understand my adoration for the dazzlings </3 #i fkn love sirens like yeah i would follow a nice song into the fucking ocean sue me #if you can sing. well. im already dead you already have me. if youre kind of a bitch. well. now im obsessed with you. #just. #eating them #every time i remember about the dazzlings i am feral #do you know how many times i have watched that stupid movie #an embarassing amount of times for an adult man #i mean #most of the times were as a teen but still #i rooted for them so heavily knowing they wouldnt win #also i really liked trixie in that movie not in this insane way she was just funny and i liked her dramatic nature #ok im done embarassing myself

[angelltheninth]

Can I request, to how the hazbin hotel man would react to fem!reader showing them her new dress or something? :)

Everyone needs to show off every once in a while.

Pairing: Alastor, Lucifer, Husk, Sir Pentious, Adam, Vox, Valentino x Reader

Tags: fluff, established relationship, dressing up, flirting, dancing, suggestive

A/N: I might not like dresses but they always look pretty.

Alastor immediately asks you for a dance. Not in the Hotel though, he wants to take you out somewhere so you can show off your pretty new dress. That way he can also flex the fact that you're his precious darling girlfriend, and no one else's, they can dream on about that.

Lucifer almost starts crying from how beautiful you look. Knew he made the right choice when he bought you that dress on a complete whim. But you know now that he's seen you in it he would also love to see you out of it.

Adam tells you it's really fucking sexy on you, too sexy actually. Yeah it's too damn much, so you should take it off already, you can't expect him to focus with you here, looking so nice. He does not have that kind of self-control.

Husk tries to act like he's not impressed or effected by your dress. Yet he can't help how his eyes take in the way the dress hugs all your curves and comes up short just below your thighs. Okay, sue him, you look nice, he can't hide the fact that he thinks so.

Sir Pentious showers you with so many compliments, then slithers off to brag to his friends about how pretty you are. After a few minutes he's back, kissing you, coiling his tail around you. He is the luckiest man in Hell.

Vox chuckles, happy at the thought you'd buy something new to look good for him. Not that you don't already but now he can take more pictures to add to his collection. Don't ask to see them, some are... for his personal use.

Valentino is grinning like a damn fool when you show him. You didn't have to get all dolled up like that, he already thought you were sexy. Appriciates the effort though, in fact get closer that dress and he'll show you just how much.

#hazbin hotel x reader #alastor x reader #lucifer x reader #adam x reader #husk x reader #sir pentious x reader #vox x reader #valentino x reader #hazbin hotel imagine #hazbin hotel headcanon #hazbin hotel x you #hazbin hotel fluff #x reader