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"are you picking up what I'm putting down" brother I am hefting that shit above my head with gusto

#laura #why does this remind me of you

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yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character

#tagged for me #LISTEN YEAH THOUGH #HAVING VERY RECENTLY VENTURED INTO WRITING ABOUT SEX #YEAH #THI SIS COMPLETELY RIGHT #nsfw #sex ment

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love to get someone having a tantrum in my inbox and just deleting it. like ok! tell someone who cares <3

#gav gab #apparently i am a nasty fandom youth and a fan cop and the purity police #okay! #people really will see 'other people not shipping your ship is not an attack' and be like #oh i gotta yell at this person

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y'know. i really think that like... people need to calm down and stop experiencing other people interpreting their fave ship differently or disliking it as an attack on the ship itself. i've seen a lot of posts recently about how like... 'can you shut up about how x and y are siblings to you stop calling it incest when people ship ''''found family''''' and i'm like okay. there's one of several options here for what happened that prompted this post.

1. someone else's interpretation of the dynamic of their ship is making them personally feel a little weird and instead of curating your experience they are projecting their weird feelings onto that person and making it their problem when all they did is have a different take. which is ironically what they are accusing that person of doing. somebody having a familial interpretation of your ship does not mean that person thinks you are Doing Incest lmao grow up.

1.5. they saw someone express on their own blog that they feel weird about the ship or don't like it because of their personal interpretation of it, which is familial in tone, while saying nothing at all about people who DO ship that ship and enjoy it. the post is only about the op's personal feelings based on their interpretation. and for some reason decided 'i am being attacked' as a response to this.

2. that was blatant ragebait or a one-off post by someone with a lot of really big weird feelings and they are now holding everyone in the fandom accountable for one (1) weird guy they should've just blocked and ignored.

or 3. you're referring to adopted siblings as 'found family' and you need to re-evaluate a lot of things about your choices.

like... all i'm saying is i see a lot of shippers harassing people who have a specifically named found family interpretation of a dynamic and absolutely none of the reverse. could it happen? i guess. but the prevalence of those posts is not remotely equivalent. and when it DOES happen odds are it's someone who is like, 14 years old. who then got screamed at for being a 'puriteen' i'm sure rather than just being blocked and allowed to be a cringe child in peace like everyone else.

#gav gab #long post #incest ment #lot of people bitching really meanly about found family dynamics online lately! not into it! #did someone actually tell you that your ship was incest bc they liked it as a found family dynamic #did someone ACTUALLY tell you that #or was someone uncomfortable with the ship in their own personal space #saying nothing about you at all #or did they even just interpret the characters as siblings or a parent/child or otherwise familial dynamic #specifically named or otherwise #in a way that made you feel uncomfy :(

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i think it shld be more widespread for ppl to read aloud to each other as a means of spending time together. like even just a bunch of adults sitting together reading wikipedia articles or something

#i would love to do this no lie

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

#BTW!!!!

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Character: is a white man. That’s it.

Fandom: how dare you dislike this femme-coded female-coded gay-coded disabled-coded mentally ill-coded icon

#'x male character is a woman to me' #okay can you name some actual women you care about though

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children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people

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Hey, don't cry. A single thread in a tapestry, though its color brightly shines, can never see its purpose in the pattern of the grand design, ok?

#[woman tearfully nodding and going yeah dot gif] #prince of egypt

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my most extremely petty beef is that i absolutely cannot stand the term 'situationship'

#gav gab #nine times out of ten it seems to just be like #'you're acting to weird to be Juuuuust Frieeeeeeends' #it's amatonormativity the term lmao. i hate it. words mean things. please use them. #and it's often used i've observed to like completely avoid agency in one's own life #like 'oh haha it just ~happened' #no people made choices. people are always making choices. whatever relationship you have with a person #you are making choices about it #your life is not happening TO you #if you use this term a lot gd bless good for you i'm not the boss of you #nor do i think less of you for it #i just. hate that it exists and if i could press a button and erase it i would lmao #bc it seems to exist solely to abdicate responsibility for one's own life and make things as vague as possible #i cannot emphasize enough this is the pettest of pet peeves #it literally does not matter at all #i just have a very specific aggravation nerve for it lmao #it's like how some people dislike the word moist or whatever

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I should be allowed to just say “I adore you” and “I love you” and “I want to keep you in my life for as long as possible” to my friends whenever I want without it being overbearing. I’m thinking it lovingly at people. I’m beaming my overwhelming affection into my friends via undetectable radio waves

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"We need more weird queer people!" Apparently y'all STILL can't even handle aromantics

#aro blogging

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utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

#every day babeyyyyy

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3.07 TED LASSO

#the way this scene #and the news that sam named his restaurant after his dad #about made me BAWL #ted lasso #sam obisanya #ola obisanya #simi

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mutuals and followers at large I'm glad you're alive and I hope it gets easier

#yeah....

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you’re work has really inspired me to give it a go! I don’t think I would ever post my stuff definitely not as good as you, but you’re writing is so good I thought I would try! It’s such a good outlet I love it!! Especially the baby Jamie fic it’s so good! The new chapter was amazing and I can’t wait for the next one. I was wondering if you had any snippets to share! Love you’re writing so much thank you!!!!!!!🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

!!!!! that's so awesome i'm so glad you're giving it a go!!! if you ever feel like posting it i highly encourage that you should - practice is everything and having encouragement from others is such a helpful thing tbh. i'm so so glad that i've managed to inspire you at all, that's a really lovely thing to hear!

i'm definitely delighted you're enjoying wriggle up and i'd be happy to share a snippet from chapter 13:

You seeing ghosts again, Coach? Beard had asked Ted that the day he met Jamie. He thinks about it now, pulled irresistibly back to that moment, that question. It lingers in his mind along with the phantom limb sensation of the teenager who’d hugged him, who he’d hugged back, pressed against his chest for that handful of short moments. It was over so fast. Ted’s mouth opens, he’s halfway to asking Roy, You see that, you see him just now? Do you see him? Does anyone else see him? He doesn’t ask.

#gav gab #gav answers #fic: wriggle up on dry land #writing liveblog

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i am getting into anime fifteen years later than the rest of my peer group so you may have heard this one before but death note? PRETTY FUCKIN GOOD.

#gav gab #IM 20 EPISODES IN. I AM TAILS GETS TROLLED DOT PNG.