It's a little bit funny seeing all the things my mother will blame on me being trans. Like, there's the usual 'oh you're not 100% customer service smiles 24/7? Obviously, it's the hormones turning you evil" but then there's just astounding levels of obliviousness.
For example, we were at the phone store one day trying to get some problem with her phone fixed and while we were waiting a woman was staring at me from across the room. My mother insisted it's because I'm trans and this woman could clearly tell. I had to be like, okay let's think for 2 seconds. Which of these scenarios is more likely: an elderly woman spotted my 2 day stubble from across the room, clocked me, and decided to stare at me about it. Or, she's staring at me because I have pink hair, and am wearing iridescent platform boots, a jacket with rhinestones, and a hat that says "homo" in bright pink letters. Which of those seems more realistic?
And she just goes "well I guess that's possible"
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love the fact that i went for the mall today and overheard two girls looking for pink clothes and immediately knew they were shopping for the barbie movie whilst i was also shopping for said movie
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i have an event this weekend and i bought some dresses to try on so watch this space for thirst traps tomorrow
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guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.
THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929
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(it's like kisses to them)
Drawing of my regular laptop who is so normal!
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Miku showing off her nail polish 💅
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「Asuna」 by Enma | Twitter
๑ Permission to reprint was given by the artist ✔.
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