#and my bestie is gossiping to me

[lapelle-du-bubblegum-vide]

I love how fast her mood changes, lmao.

#dracula daily #lucy westenra #it’s like messaging with a friend #I mean we’re technically doing that #anyways #I love her #I feel like I’m at a sleepover #and my bestie is gossiping to me #pls bestie continue <3 #calls from the void

[lotus-pear]

lore accurate teen soukoku. the worsties ever

#rewatched fifteen w my bestie bc she finally reached season 3 and i forgot just how insufferable these two idiots are💀 #literally calling each other slurs in one scene and then holding hands in the next #what the fuck is wrong with them /gen #anyway this accurately sums up their dynamic to me. toxic besties. gossip gals. teenage girls. whatever that dynamic is called #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #skk #lotus draws #also my friend is literally insane bc she was like “chuuya n dazai are satosugu coded but if like stsg actually had BEEF w each other” #LIKE WHAT😭😭 #THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE YAOI #sobbing you guys shouldve seen the face i fucking made at her. i was so disappointed

[laylakeating]

ELSBETH'S 2K CELEBRATION ↳ 🩶 for @tabithatate

#userjustine #gossipgirledit #ggedit #dairedit #gossip girl #dair #blair waldorf #dan humphrey #blair x dan #teendramas #* #*gifs #*gfx #*tslyrics #*2k #okay so this has taken me SOOOO LONG #and it has existed in so many iterations shsjhsjhs #and we're not going to talk abt how it has literally been. a year since i last posted a set for this celebration #and like. TWO ???? years since i actually hit 2k #but only the best for my bestie !!! justine ilysm <333 hope you like this babe #MWAHHHHH

[rickybaby]

visacashapprb: team fist bumps 👊

#Daniel and Blake are not beating the married couple allegations with their colour coordinated outfits #somehow it’s always these two with pyry having a little gossip sesh on media day #and also my bestie Pierre and the ever present Netflix boom mic are here #but also there is something inherently hot (or not). about Daniel already raising his hand for the bump even before Yuki gets to him #I think there’s something deeply wrong with me #daniel ricciardo #blake friend #saudi24

[thestobingirlie]

in the mean girls trio, carol and steve are the besties, and tommy is the hanger on (in love with both of them, just btw), okay? i know this to be true.

#don’t get me wrong. stommy are still insane boy besties #but carol was there first #he can hang around. but he’s not actually allowed to join in on the gossip sessions #he says he’s fine with that. that gossip is for little girls. but man does he wish he could be involved #mean girls trio #steve harrington #carol perkins #tommy hagan #stranger things #my post

[solifelessblog]

They are gossiping about u

Please reblog, don’t repost :)

#my art #toh #the owl house #toh hunter #amity blight #they would be the type of besties who would talk shit about others together #gossip gossip #“no way tell me more” kind of deal

[pengu1n-flyer]

Me when I see someone draw the (human version) bros of Brozone as black or poppy and viva as latinas:

#I saw a desi poppy one time and my brain chemistry was altered #artists on tumbr #<3 #digital art #traditional art #trolls #trolls world tour #dreamworks trolls #trolls with tails #trolls band together #i just really like these headcanons #Brozone is black #you can’t change my mind #I want to see clay and viva chilling in bonnets #and they’d be just chatting and gossiping #clay x viva #look they give off besties to lovers vibes #obviously you don’t have to agree with me lmao #maybe I’m just stupid but it felt like dreamworks was telling us outright #that viva especially was poc #like they were spelling it out #but maybe that’s just me

[sesamestreep]

follow me like the moon (chapter 2)

When Bodhi turns it over to her with a thoughtful, “And how’s everything with you?”—well, Jyn rightfully panics. “Uh…there was a really hot guy at the diner the other day…well, night. The other morning. Whatever,” she offers, pathetically. After a year of working overnights, you’d think she'd know what to call it. “Really?” Bodhi asks, obviously intrigued. Because he’s the best, and even if her life is objectively less interesting than his, he still cares about how she’s doing. “Yep.” “And?” he presses. “What happened?” “Nothing happened,” Jyn says, trying not to scoff. “He was a customer. He came in, he ate, he left.” “Like the proverbial panda.” “What?” “The panda. From that joke? ‘Eats, shoots, and leaves?’” Bodhi explains. “Never mind. It’s just a dumb joke.”

(read the rest on AO3)

(start from the beginning)

#a chapter update that will maybe excite nobody #but oh well #the besties are gossiping #consider it an easter present from me a person who hasnt written in like a month #rebelcaptain #on a technicality #the fic is about them even if this chapter largely isnt #jyn erso #bodhi rook #cassian andor #rogue one #rogue one fanfiction #star wars #homelywenchsociety #that's my writing tag! don't worry about it! #this chapter was an awkward length because it's pretty short but the next chapter would have been ungodly long with it attached #so yeah just a little shortie update for anyone looking for more of this AU #love you #hoppy easter

[thatineffablewitch]

Anathema and Crowley riding through town together. He’s in an old-ass Bentley cursed to blare Queen—she’s in a deep violet Volkswagen charmed to only play Fleetwood Mac.

Aziraphale would rather hug a cactus than sit in the back while they are up front arguing over the music.

Aziraphale and Newt, meanwhile, would have a lovely time eating sandwiches under the shade of a tree while their partners wreck havoc across the streets of England.

#*loud crash followed by two voices yelling at each other heard in the distance* #Newt and Az to their chaotic spouses between bites of tea sandwiches: “You’re doing great love!” #They do a double date and just #Swap partners for the night #Crowley and anathema are besties I’m sure of it #They’re both chaotic and lovely #And Aziraphale and Newt just chill together #Living their best lives #Newt loves Aziraphale’s cocoa #They’re two bundles of anxiety idk I feel like they’d just *Get* each other #crow & ana and Azi & Newt have girl night but different spectrums of femininity you feel me? #One pair is feminine rage Harley Quinn painting the town pink in confusion and chaos vibe #The other pair is doing homemade facials while giving each other mani pedis and gossiping you feel me? #Both are valid and sound fun honestly lol #Good omens #good omens shitpost #good omens text post #good omens humor #Anathema device #azriaphale #anthony j crowley #good omens headcanon #good omens crack #My post

[augustinewrites]

just realized that my work bestie is a 60 year old lady and honestly i’m okay with that 🤷‍♀️

#she’s almost as great as my actual bestie #she calls me honey #and sweetheart #and we gossip about all our coworkers LOL #and she always brings me home made muffins #we’re on different disciplines within the clinic but she always helps me fill out my forms and stuff #and she always hypes me up whenever my older coworkers say some shit to me #[—augustinechats]

[ariesbilly]

no but actually post season 3 where billy ends up in a coma after starcourt and wakes up and remembers every awful thing he had to do and hes shaking with sobs remembering heather and her being his first victim when all she wanted to do was help him and he feels so guilty about it and max is like “no heather made it, shes alive” and billy doesnt believe her until heather comes walking in with steve and robin (there is much to explain, bills been out a while) 

and at first billys relieved to see her alive but also doesnt want her anywhere near him because hes afraid he’ll hurt her again etc etc but heather just crawls into the hospital bed with him and holds him and reassures him shes fine and its over and theyre gonna be okay now and just.... best friends <3

#and then heathers there at the hospital all the time helping him out with physical therapy and whatnot when max cant be there cuz school #and eventually steve and robin start coming over too #and of course billy cannot hide his crush on steve no matter how hard he tries and heathers connecting the dots #and she and robin are already a thing #so theyre gossiping about their gay besties behind their backs placing bets on whos gonna be less of an idiot and make the first move #maybe a little scheming and scamming to push the timeline along cuz GOD heather and robin are gonna die of old age at this rate before #either of them do anything #nothing but respect for MY fruity four #WAIT AND IF HEATHER SHOWED UP BLONDE #AND BILLY TEASES HER LIKE 'WHAT? YOU TRYING TO BE ME?' #AND HEATHERS LIKE 'SOMEONE HAD TO TAKE THE MANTLE OF BITCHY BLONDE WHILE YOU WERE OUT' #them <3

[batfamfucker]

Pavitr reminds me of Dick so much. They would be besties and bond over their hair together 😭

#Someone please draw them going over hair grooming tips #They would have sleepovers and gossip #Them fighting togeter. Spidey with his gold web things (I'm sorry I know they likely have a name but don't know it. Lmk if you do please) #And Nightwing with his batons #Omfg they'd be so powerful. And HILARIOUS #Pavitr would be gushing over his gf (I forgot her name I'm sorry) and Dick over Wally #Jason and Hobie would also probably be friends #Tim and Margo. Or Margo and Babs?? #People may think Bruce and Miguel. Getting mistaken for a vampire resonates. But Miguel beat down a child so #I know he's hot but at what cost #So I raise you Bruce and Peter. Peter would show Bruce all of Mayday's pics and Bruce would show Peter pics of his kids in return #The wholesome dads would bond and gush over their kids #Gwen Cass and Steph would be besties #Kate and Jess have brunch dates over having to deal with everyone else #Duke and Miles too. They're both. Done. With everyone around them #They look around at the chaos and dip. #I feel like Tim and Miles would chill too. Like Miles uses some of Tim's photography as art inspo. Or Tim pictures some of Miles art #Speaking of Damian and Miles would get along too. So much painting and parkour #Alfred Damian and Pavitr have tea parties. Hobie comes over just to bother Alfred. Alfred secretly loves Hobie #Miles would be like. They want me to let my dad die :/ #And Bruce would be torn between letting it happen so he could adopt him. But in reality actually go feral on Miguel's ass #Because Been There Done That. He wouldn't want Mikes to go through it too #Spiderman Across The Spiderverse #Spiderman Into The Batverse #Spiderverse Spoilers #Across The Spiderverse Spoilers

[marcmorrigan]

once again drawing my OCs half-dressed and draped over each other. as you do

OCs: maive (she/her) | seyva (they/them)

#my art #dailies #my ocs #KatH #maive #seyva #the two tiniest babes in KatH... only an inch apart #i think maive looks taller than she is when shes in her wheelchair (i get the same thing a lot!) #and seyva is so Overall Little that they come across even smaller than they are #but the truth is they are BOTH!!! ITTY BITTY. #i really love their relationship with each other and i dont talk about it as much as i do their relationships with eiden and rauel #but maive and seyvas friendship is the reason ANY of the relationships in KatH are able to happen #theyre also both. huge gossips. maive loves drama and seyva is her plug #girl who loves gossip and romance novels x child emporer who gets a front row seat to all the court drama. PEAK besties #also theyre arguably IN THEIR UNDERWEAR!!! in this art. #maives top and seyvas leggings are actual underwear and seyvas top and maives skirt are... under layers? undergarments... #point being theyre both usually in MORE CLOTHES than this. seyva wearing a belt without their chiton doesnt really make sense but like. #ygotas paradox voice: it makes theiw silhouette wead cleawew what do you want fwom me #ANYWAY. soundtrack for this one is 'colony' by paper bird. on repeat. like so many times. #which is cecils fault btw!!! good music taste haver smh... #OKAY thats enough tags i gotta actually post this. its been literally hours since i finished it ive just been sososo chatty. ILY BYE

[becca-e-barnes]

👏big👏dick👏steve

that’s it.

that’s everything I have to say today.

bye bye

Love you my baby!

-🧸

Oh Steve is BIG, I just know it 🙈

But I think at the start, his size doesn’t make him overconfident or full of himself? He’s just really into the fact you’re so in awe of how big he is and it damn near breaks him.

Once he finds his confidence with intimacy though, holy shit does that man play up on the fact he’s huge. The way he lays you on the bed, making you comfortable and kisses you with a hunger that you easily reciprocate.

His touch is so gentle but the way he’s going to fuck you is going to be anything but that. His kisses are too insistent, grunting as he grinds the bulge in his sweatpants against you and the second he slips himself inside you, you realise you couldn’t be more right.

He always relishes that first gentle slide, watching how you struggle to keep eye contact with him as he bottoms out. “Gets you every time, doesn’t it honey?” He asks with a smirk, holding your chin to keep your eyes on him.

He starts to pull back, only letting a couple of inches slip from your body before driving himself home again, drinking in your whimpers.

“Too big for you, huh? There’s not a thought in that little head of yours. You just take it. Such a perfect girl, going all silly on her Captain’s nice thick cock.” He adores how you whimper, your eyes squeezing shut, willing yourself not to feel as much pleasure as he’s giving you.

“I feel every fucking flutter, you know that? I feel every single squeeze. Feel the way you desperately try to cling to me. Even when you’ve had enough and you’re pushing me away, you’re still trying to keep yourself stuffed and you don’t even know it.” He grunts, angling his hips to hit that sweet spot so deep inside you, it leaves you clawing his back, whining your pleasure into the crook of his neck and willing him to never stop.

#asks answered <3 #🧸 anon #becca writes spice #your messages are literally always so adorable #they make me so happy 🥺 #love you too! 🥺 #my head is just empty today #but very full at the same time #is it sad that I’m so damn excited to have a gossip session with my brother this weekend? #He’s gonna love the fact I’ve been living my best life #it’s not often I have this much excitement in my personal life #im working on a longer piece rn besties! #i just started it and it’s a slightly different style to what I usually write but I’m loving it

[slutforwings]

sure no gossip pact but. that was mainly for saying mean things about her behind her back. now the gossip is that shes at home until END OF MAY and there was an applicant today 🤔 so.....

#like thats just #we couldnt NOT gossip and whisper and speculate about that #we dont officially know shes gone until end of may but another colleague came over n was like 👀 you didnt hear this from me BUT- #my work bestie doesnt even know about it bc shed gone home already so now im torn whether to text her abt it #workposting

[malhare]

"Can you stop befriending weird old men, it's awkward when they ask around about you because you're being anti-social" an actual thing my mother just said to me

#Idk what it is. Like not even in a gay way (all of the time) either straight ass old men like me so much #Shoutout to my ancient Catholic deacon bestie I gossip with #malhare.txt