#and it rustles my jimmies

[canisalbus]

I really appriciate how often Machete is depicted struggling and feeling like a burden, while still being loved and supported by Vasco. It gives the top tier angst of "i'm not good enough, I'm not worth it" but you frame it in such a way where it's clear that's just how he *feels* and is not how things really are, but also it's so nice to see someone who struggles quite often in a loving and unique relationship that suits them. The narrative of not being able to love or be loved unless you're consistently healthy is really tiring lol.

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#ah thank you! I'm so glad these themes come through the way I intended #this touches on something that I've been thinking a lot so sorry if this gets a bit ranty #but I have massive personal beef with the sentiment “you have to love yourself before you can love someone else/someone else can love you ” #I hate it with a passion #I know it's meant to encourage positive growth and I get that self-love and healthy self-image are something you should strive for #but it also sort of sends the message that people who struggle with these sort of issues don't deserve to be loved #not until they reach some external invisible standard of “okay I'm normal and well adjusted now” #“perhaps now I'm worthy of entering a relationship without the danger of dragging the other person down with me” #people who aren't in perfect health mentally or physically already feel like they're inconveniencing others with their mere existence #depriving them of the possibility or even the idea of loving and being loved won't make them better #it's just a stupid idiom it doesn't matter but to me it just comes across as unspeakably cruel way to think #and it rustles my jimmies #answered #anonymous

[blujaymi]

In the original draft of Gideon, Harrow doesn’t say ‘Oh, I have hurt your heart,' she says ‘Oh, I have rustled your jimmies.' She says that purely because that’s what my brain thrust into my hand and I liked the way it sounded. Carl said, ‘You can’t put that in a novel’ and suggested ‘hurt your feelings.' I compromised and we ended up with ‘hurt your heart.'

wake up babe, new tazmuir interview just dropped.

bonus:

#rustled your jimmies #the locked tomb #tlt #gideon the ninth #gtn #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #im struggling so hard to envision harrow saying #RUSTLED YOUR JIMMIES??? #my art

[jurygarroth]

you dislike mcd aaron because he became aphmau's endgame love interest in the span of a season. i dislike mcd aaron because he undermined aphmau's possible arc of mastering her powers to open the irene dimension

#dislike is an exaggeration i am actually incredibly neutral about aaron #but this one thing rustles my jimmies... she was going to learn about her powers herself... she should have saved garroth on her own terms. #court in session #minecraft diaries

[elrielffs]

Ways Elain and Azriel are similar:

-both are the unassuming members of the IC

-both enjoy peace and quiet

-both are mostly silent but when they speak people listen

-both have protective sides that come out in a feral way (Elain stabbing Hybern, Azriel attacking Eris)

-both understand to have loved and been rejected

-both have trauma pertaining to their body, Elain by being turned fae and Azriel with his hands

-same sense of humor (Elains gag gifts making Azriel actually full on LAUGH)

-both “see” each other (Azriel knowing Elain is a Seer, Elain knowing enough about Azriel to get him headache powder)

-follows into both being observant

-it has been repeatedly hinted that Elain has the makings of a spy—-has Azriel beat for secret keeping? So soft on her feet she can sneak up on people? Has a way of getting people to do what she wants? Speculated to be taking lessons from the twins?

And these are things I just came up with quickly while waiting for a doctors appt. You can find many, many beautiful posts that are more succinct and beautifully stated than this but at least I could list somethings.

I would say that Elain and Azriel fall into each other’s lifestyles easily since that’s what they’ve been doing.

Azriel willingly spends downtime in the garden with Elain, reading his reports, sunning his wings, he offers to take her there himself and even when he’s not there, he’s observing the garden with Elain in it.

They spent all Solstice night with each other staying up talking.

So yes. They are similar in manner and in lifestyle I would say and have no problems quietly inserting themselves into each other’s life.

#stay mad besties #elriel #sjm #acotar #anti elucien #anti gywnriel #elain archeron #sarah j maas #one of my post rustled some jimmies

[docholligay]

I love looking over someone's blog and trying to figure out if they're an earnest person who can be talked to and is actually curious or someone who is like, 19 and right about everything. (i also was never incorrect at 19, it's just the time)

Anyway, if you want to read a very very good book about the actual history of the hamburger, I really recommend Josh Ozersky's Hamburger: A History. He does have his little annoying tics, but his history is good--the man was a history doctorate and a food writer--and I think it would provide some clarity on the question.

In short, Germany invented the hamburger in the way India invented tikka masala.

#followers I know you love my food writing but god does it rustle jimmies #And it's so hard when I like...read books! about food history! all the time! #and arguments with me are vibes and a google #it's frutrating because they aren't curious they're just pissy #I mean I cna be fuckin wrong about things do not misunderstand me #but I remember this post I wrote where people were arguing with me and all the arguments were all coming THE SAME UNSOURCED ONLINE ARTICLE #because they didn't think what I said sounded like what they already thought #it was one article repeated multiple places and I was like 'CAN YOU IDENTOFY A SOURCE' #'A BOOK THAT HAS UNDERGONE SOME PEER REVIEW PERHAPS?' #I think however it is in fact too cunty to make my tagline 'i have a whole ass degree in history and you are struggling with google'

[eliounora]

medicalisation of some basic behaviour and traits has fundamentally distorted how some people see each other

#nor's rambles #that one post really rustled my jimmies LOL

[raviollies]

So many DnD memes feel so mean spirited because tell me why it concerns you what other people are doing at their table

#sorry i saw a meme that got my jimmies rustled because it labeled 'commissioning character art' as cringe #like ill release fire ants in your bedroom

[itsabardknocklife]

Gale's storyline isn't "escaping from an abusive partner," it's "hey, maybe try communicating instead of assuming you know what's best," and also "having good intentions doesn't mean you can't fuck up and hurt other people in the process" with a dash of "hubris is a powerful drug" in there for good measure.

There's a reason why Gale getting the Crown of Karsus is the Bad End for him, after all.

#gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #no i'm not done i'm very annoyed #i mean i think i'm done NOW #but my jimmies have been rustled

[briarpatch-kids]

Like not to be a bitch about it, but this is the eastern us:

And this is the western us:

The red lines are passenger rail lines. I live outside of Boise.

#someone rustled my jimmies lmao #maaaaaybe Tennessee and Kentucky can relate #but park and ride is NOT an option

[maslows-pyramid-scheme]

“It’s an important conversation even if it came from people who aren’t bisexual.”

1. It’s really not. Nobody chooses their sexual attraction or who they fall in love with and sitting around talking about who has ~options~ is irrelevant to feminism. It literally does not matter who is dating who or who *can* date who because activism is not done on our backs. If you’re not talking from a feminist lens then it’s especially irrelevant because someone else’s dating life regardless of sexuality is none of your business. What are y’all, in middle school?

2. Bisexuals, we need to be meaner about our boundaries: it actually isn’t okay for non-bisexuals to be discussing and debating our lives (primarily our sex lives because that’s all they seem to care about) precisely because they aren’t bisexual. It’s none of their business and they will never know what it’s like to be bisexual so they can have nothing of value to add. We as bisexuals are perfectly capable of having these conversations amongst ourselves and no outside input is needed. It’s not appropriate for us to discuss or debate the dating lives of lesbians or straight women and the reverse is not okay either. Everyone learn to be mature and mind your own business and bisexuals I’m *begging* y’all to have some some self-respect.

Maslows, if you don’t want to publish this it’s cool because it might rustle some jimmies but I’m about sick of these people so I had to say something lol

I agree.

I'm disappointed that 'radical feminists' abandon their desire to engage in material analysis the moment it comes to bisexual women; suddenly, dating is activism, and our praxis is wrong.

#i might come back to this later... i've been teasing out my beliefs on material analysis lately and i think bisexuals need bi-specific activ #ism #i haven't slept in like 30 hours so idrc if this rustles some jimmies #anon #fav

[randomalistic]

Randomalistic pngtuber arc soon..????

#🦜 #is very excited( #I will make a total of 1 or 2 videos #until I find another topic that really Rustles My Jimmies #🎨art tag

[kemendin]

I realised that the more basic GS set was on the vendor and since I didn’t see anything else I wanted to spend tokens on....

I’ll likely put Scourge in the more armoured version when I get my grubby little hands on it, but in the meantime LOOK AT THEM AND THEIR COORDINATED OUTFITS

#swtor #swtor fashion #swtor oc #lord scourge #swtor jedi knight #swtor screenshots #swtor:caspian #kem oc #kem screenshots #kem plays dress up #like i can't even with how good they both look and how much i adore these armours #the wrapped belt and the many buckles and the geometric designs just #rustling my jimmies so good here

[dunwichdawdles]

Okay, rare instance of breaking my usual silence on my silly little reblog account; but like

I just got an ad on here for some hunting game *that was literally just footage of coyotes being shot.*

Like. Not CG or anything, just footage of animals being shot, injured, struggling to get up or just dead.

What the fuck

really don’t need to see that while scrolling my dash. I opted to report it, but I kinda doubt anything will come of it.

I dunno man, that just upset me; and I’m sure SOMEbody out there would call me a fuckin weenie over it, but like. Hey, maybe I don’t want to see ads that are just raw animal gore, that doesn’t feel too unreasonable.

#dunwichsaysthings #that rustled my fuckin jimmies I tell you h’what

[nny11writes]

For the violence ask game, 23 2 21 for spop fandoms but also any star wars commentary you want to throw in would be cool!

23. ship you've unwillingly come around to

I actually had to give this some thought because I am part of ship and let ship, and one of my favorite parts of She Ra is how easily and compellingly you can multiship in it. As long as you ignore the fandom that is.

The extremely limited things I've come around on were primarily willingly because I wanted to understand why people liked it.

But, uh..........well, the one and only one I got dragged around into is........................

There's no easy way to say this, but it's Glimmer and Catra.

Which is fucking WILD considering I participated in the first Glitra week in 2019. BUT! Keep in mind that Season 2 didn't come out until April 2019 and between S1 and S2 I actively avoided Glimmer as my least favorite character due mostly to fandom assassination. But yeah I did not like her so I did not get all the C/A/G fics that were out there. There were no fics or art I saw before S2 dropped that were glitra only, so it was introduction via an OT3. I kept hearing good things about Rage Break by Emberswitch (https://archiveofourown.org/works/17227490) and eventually caved to read it, and that was what got me turned towards the idea of Glimmer and Catra as a ship. I hadn't intended to and I hadn't been actively looking to change that opinion, but the hype on the fic eventually did make me go, "Well...what if there is something there though? Maybe I'll take a little peak. For science."

And then somehow I've posted 19 glitra fics and my longest fic ever is HtQY. :|

2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

A compelling argument? Meeeeeeehhhhhh-

But, I do actually headcanon Catra as demiromantic and somewhere on the asexual sliding scale so when I think of canon Catra I think of someone who flirts because she's learned how to do so as a manipulation tactic (both for protection and power), so she comes off as a lot more sexually motivated than she really is. So I don't think my fave would top or bottom because I don't think she's into sex at all. If she has it, she does it more to please her partner so it's a performative act that can be enjoyable but not something she personally is into. If she gets turned on she'd rather rub one out on her own thanks.

Like I said, compelling? Probably not. Is someone still going to be annoyed or angry that I personally headcanon Catra in the show as being aroace but still a lesbian with a powerful and loving relationship? Yeah. People still fucking hate asexuals and aromantics, and I'm sure someone thinks I'm a lesbophobe for it lol.

So I think I'm still choosing violence here.

Especially because the complimentary side to this is canon Adora is not a top. She might enjoy pleasing her partners but you really think the person who has taken multiple gold medals in overthinking something so hard that you turn it into a disaster and your own worst nightmare wants to take charge during something as strange, vulnerable, gross, amazing, and complex as sex????

Miss me with that shit.

21. part of canon you think is overhyped

Catradora is canon gets overhyped. Like, sorry folks, I love them and was glad to see them be recognized in canon very explicitly at the end and have seen them be obviously a thing but through more subtext and interpretation before then. But catradora itself is overhyped.

Like, I can't remember who it is (you? Tispy? someone else??????) who straight up didn't watch the show for a long time because catradora focus was so intense that it was off putting.

If part of the canon is so intensely hyped or pushed that it's off putting....like.....c'mon

#choose violence ask game #way less salt in this one lol #but I still think declaring that Catra would not top or bottom is choosing violence in this slutty slutty fandom #I love seeing her as a top and I love seeing her bottom but that's for funsies not realsies in my head lol #(if you want me to rant about people topping Catra and calling her kitten on the other hand I can absolutely bring the salt!) #while saying catradora is overhyped might rustle someone's jimmies that's also #like #just a given in the fandom and I think pretty well accepted #or maybe I've just done a good job with my fandom curation who really knows #not me and I plan to keep it that way for my own sanity :) #spop #she ra #long post

[cherry-purple]

Monster High fans try not to bodyshame for 5 seconds challenge (impossible)

#monster high #elvira #dolls #fashion dolls #this is about the elvira doll #just saw two people here on tumblr #talking about how big breasts are for perverts and no doll should have them #as someone who’s had a sizeable chest since she was 7 #my jimmies are seriously fucking rustled #not to mention those people are being perverted themselves by immediately associating large chests with sex #cherry posts

[frogshunnedshadows]

Extreme close-up of a decorated brownie treat made by one of my coworkers.

#valentines day #brownie #icing #sprinkles #they are not called jimmies #that really rustles my sprinkles #baked goods #dessert #frosting #om nom nom #food #snacks #treats #etc #pink stuff #brownies #photography