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Meet George Quackington (the white one ) and his friends
Aaaaaaaaaaa! I love the silly feather puff on his head!!!
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briarpatch-kids · 14 hours
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Her holiness Sister Swift has released a new tome of hymns by by the noble title of Tonsured Poet Society
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briarpatch-kids · 15 hours
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oobh
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briarpatch-kids · 1 day
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My mouth hurts. God forbid I live deliciously I guess.
I have once again blistered my mouth eating fresh pineapple. I love fresh pineapple
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briarpatch-kids · 1 day
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I have once again blistered my mouth eating fresh pineapple. I love fresh pineapple
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tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here
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briarpatch-kids · 2 days
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*plants mint directly in your dash* heehee :3
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goth duck
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The Prophesy has been fulfilled. The kitten has stolen a yarn ball
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The Prophesy has been fulfilled. The kitten has stolen a yarn ball
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briarpatch-kids · 2 days
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She looks exactly like the kind of person to name her kid Industry.
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briarpatch-kids · 2 days
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Teeth being a class signifier in the US is such a *thing* I swear. It's like... I see people online being like "oooh they have a gap in their smile what a dirty poor hillbilly" and then I'm like... I have one IRL friend over 30 who (I think) has all her teeth and she's the "rich" one.
And we're all pretty comfortable for being "poor" things could get much much more difficult, even in the US.
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briarpatch-kids · 2 days
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My SSDI hearing is in like 2 weeks and I'm ANXIOUS. Apparently it's mainly talking to the judge about why my medical records don't talk about my disability back when I had to quit working, but like... the consequences of the hearing are going to greatly affect my life and I also have to talk about how I was gaslit (literally told I was crazy) about my degenerative disability developing and that was the worst time in my life.
Also still dealing the caregiver support program and THEIR stuff too, but everyone involved who isn't on the board that keeps denying me is frustrated and mad about the denials so it's less upsetting than the ssdi hearing.
Life will get better I swear it
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briarpatch-kids · 2 days
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Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange
Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!
Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!
And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.
Last place is still a place, baby.
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briarpatch-kids · 2 days
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Every day you have to choose what to eat and then cook it and eat it!!! I don't want to today!!!!!!!!!
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briarpatch-kids · 2 days
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today I was at the mall in Hot Topic and it's pretty crowded in Hot Topic and I use a wheelchair so I take up a lot of space. someone wanted to slip past, said excuse me, and as I was going to grab my push rims to move and make more space they grabbed me and moved me. I called them out on it and said "hey please don't move me without asking" they lied insisting that they hadn't moved me. I was like "uh okay sure but I know what I felt"
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