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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral

#dru and rolan to me #dru without their heels is short enough to be tucked under rolan's chin #but rolan is frequently at his desk with dru leaning against the chair #looking over his shoulder #and putting them at equal height #or sitting in rolan's lap

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Zariel, Lord of the First, Archduchess of Avernus. Essentially a 10 ft (3 m) angel who got sick of heaven refusing to intervene against demons. Took a huge contingent to the first layer of hell and just started carving a swath through both sides of the Demon vs Devils war. Was corrupted because she'd rather be Evil and saving the world from demons than Good and doing nothing. "I did not fall into the clutches of evil. I rose to shoulder a cosmic burden." She can turn invisible, transform into other humanoid species, make plenty of simultaneous illusions, and has a surprising amount of children. Odd given how she hates being drawn away from battle. After all, that eternal martyr battling the demons thing isn't just about her need for justice anymore, it's to drown out the regret of what she's become in the process.

#hitting smash in honor of my OC Murlistras #he was one of the angels who followed her into hell #and some of those kids are his #also i do just think she's hot #murl still loves her and recognizes the necessity of what she does #it just pains him to see what she's become #how much she's changed #how much *he's* changed in following her

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raspberry cream - submitted by shittybraindrawings

#FBE9A6 #F3C99E #EBA996 #E3888E #DB6986

#druregard 'trashmouth' murlistrasza

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would the real miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips please stand up

#druregard 'trashmouth' murlistrasza

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[guy who likes to help everyone always but is also suicidal and some sort of pervert voice] no yeah you can drink my blood. It’s fine

#gale dekarios

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#slams the Mystra button #she is not a villain and should not be on this list #i am angry at what people have turned her into because she broke poor woobie gale's heart #no fuck you #he ignored her boundaries and acted to soothe his own ego #her actions are not unreasonable just because gale and his puppy eyes feels sad about it

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#meanwhile #nym here is on the sidelines with a cellphone #you're doing great sweety!! #she yells at her brother #he gives her a bright smile then gets punched in the face #support class all the way

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#are u kiddin me #this dude is the kinkiest fucker #he walks into battle with his tits out #and yells at his opponent to hit him #he gets off on it #dude's tanking #should he be? probably not #but he's not going to let that stop him

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A soft blessed priest of Loviatar 🕯️

#abdirak

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Fun fact: I know that I'm a Rolan Stan, but I really, really like Lorroakan. He's a good villain, and I enjoy having him as a part of/foil to Rolan's story. I like his smug, smarmy face, and just think what kind of damage he'd do in an Evil Playthrough where you align with him against Dame Aylin.

Just think-

How long would it take for Rolan to hit a breaking point? Does he capitulate into self-loathing, or does he walk up to Dame Aylin, trapped in yet another prison, and look her in the eyes while scuffing the bindings enough for her to break free? How does Rolan rule the tower after that? Does he become Lorroakan2.0? Is he angry and scornful, untrusting of a world that saw him abused and did nothing to stop it? Or does the kindness we see in him on a good playthrough still come through, and he takes all his anger and pain and turns it into garden where other people who have suffered just as he has can grow?

Perhaps Rolan never breaks free of Lorroakan, and instead seeks power from another source. Raphael does love the desperate, after all, and if people are going to treat Rolan like a devil, then... well, why let them down?

Don't get me wrong; honestly, I mostly think about Rolan and my Dru building a life together and turning Ramazith's Tower into something like a community center where people can take free classes or hold organized events, but also...

I like thinking of all the ways Lorroakan can twist our boy into something awful.

#lorroakan #rolan

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Making a dumb comic and put this in the background but im so obsessed with it i wanted to share it here

(Going to do more art-blogging this year i think. Like, bloggin about doin art and postin wips instead of just dropping something finished once every fee weeks lmao.)

#lae'zel #shadowheart <3

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Smoke Break

#wyll ravengard #karlach cliffgate

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Round Frog and Long Frog have some Very Special News to share today! They have become Parents!

Round Frog enjoyed Long Frog’s 9 Hour Concert very much and laid her eggs the next day!

#frogue #BABIES!!!!

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ANOTHER rolan.....

#rolan

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cami 성미

#you know if these were pastel #they would be peak #druregard 'trashmouth' murlistrasza

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Playing as Astarion and running into Rolan always feels like this 💀

#rolan #astarion ancunin

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Did I move the camera mod into each of their skulls to get the right eye-level to see how they are looking at eachother from their perspectives? Yes LMAO.

Might possibly be deranged

#gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #bloodweave #Gale looking up at his tall elven boyfriend looking absolutely besotted #astarion from gale's perspective: elegant poised statuesque #gale from astarion's perspective: smol dopey absolutely fuckin adorable