#and if someone will make him breakfast

[biff-adventurer]

i was able to make h'zula on sarg! h'zula tia is a common name, so i couldn't get him in under that name... but he is listed as hardy h'zula, just as sylveret jantellot on crystal is stalwart sylveret -u-

the struggle of waiting for your FC mates to add your alt to the roster... i am a cat in waiting!

#screenshots;; #h'zula tia; the crimson knight #he's in my chapter 2 wip #but since it starts when they're sprouts he is a baby pld with a lot of bravado #very hateable character imo #but he gets better lol and a lot less jerky #now he's more like a tired puss in boots #he loves to flirt and chase adventures but only if he can get out of bed #and if someone will make him breakfast #and if there's something interesting going on #he's not really a go getter anymore after The Incident #but it made him a better person LOL #we all know cats learn to charm us into doing stuff for them so they don't have to do it #that's p much zula #except that he'll come thru when the going gets tough #my cats all run away when they hear so much as my sneeze so i don't expect them to fight primals with me.... #except tofu maybe #she fought the vet and won this weekend and she was smug as hell about it #the vet techs kept reassuring me they would be fine after i warned them multiple times how fighty and fierce she is but NOOOOO #she went home without anything done! and she was so proud of herself! #tbh i'm a little proud of her too u go girl get dat evil doctor #it turns out nothing is actually wrong with her anyway so it's a win win

[oxydiane]

mcgonagall: mr potter, is that a snake?

harry: this is herbert, professor. he’s here for emotional support

mcgonagall: in what way?

harry: when he talks shit about professor snape and malfoy in a way only i can understand i feel positive emotions

#i am forever upset harry didn’t get a pet snake to like sneak around for him and talk shit about people #it would have been so funny like i can really see him gossip with it at the gryffindor table during breakfast #‘harrrry you will never believe what that prissy bitch malfoy is up to’ #‘so he IS up to something HAH thank you herbert i fucking knew it’ #‘harrrrry let’s tell umbridge to fuck hersssssself’ #hermione is 80% of his impulse control stopping him from doing exactly what his pet snake suggests #ron is like ‘what did herbert say? oh yes he’s absolutely right LETS DO IT’ #can someone make a rewrite where everything is the same but harry has a little sassy pet snake? the snake is just him but snake form #harry potter #headcanon #mcgonagall #minerva mcgonagall #harry james potter #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes #golden trio #golden trio era #hermione granger #ron weasley #severus snape #draco malfoy

[cerubean]

*insert ben affleck smoking pic*

these children are running me ragged i swear. they both got the hates bedtime quirk AND romeo got the destructive and the aggressive quirk oml oh also priscilla is kicking akira to the curb

#i did a temp separation so that she can find a new bf in the meantime not that she needs one but someone needs to watch these damn kids #ts4 gameplay #s4mm #the sims 4 #s #simblr #the mancusos #jofl #also omg ramon got the early riser quirk and so he always wakes up when priscilla gets up its so cuteee and they eat breakfast together <33 #he's the heir btw if that isn't obv yet but i'm def gonna make romeo an absolute terror all the children will fear him

[yutaleks]

I wanna join on the camera roll posts so here’s yuuta’s 🥰 open tags! 💖

#he’s such a family guy…. #I totally imagine him not really being someone who takes a lot of pictures #but once he has like… a whole family? he ALWAYS has the phone out for pictures 😞❤️ #I said I was gonna stop yearning but hello… how can I 💔 #yutaleks #aleks.selfship #ALSO peep the arepas teehee… i make those for breakfast every Saturday! #but that day i made them into hearts 🥰

[tennessoui]

au where obi-wan is just havin a cup of tea and readin a bit of a book and anakin bursts into his quarters looking halfway to insane and blabbering absolute nonsense and then he just looks at obi-wan and says fuck it and kisses him before he storms back out 

meanwhile anakin’s been stuck in a time loop for ages now and he’s halfway to insane because no one remembers anything but him so what if just one day he gives into the urge to kiss/sleep with his master it’s just one time and no one else will remember it!!!

only for the time loop to break because of that kiss and the next day obi-wan is like ?? are we gonna talk about it??

and anakin (having burst in again, thinking this is another reset of the loop) is like ‘what, the fact that that romance novel is yours and not ahsoka’s?’

and obi-wan is like ‘nO (but it is ahsoka’s) im referring to the fact that you shoved your tongue down my throat this time yesterday!!’

#obikin #kit's silly lil aus #i just really need a time loop story told from the pov of someone not in the loop #so they're just watching their person fall apart and theyre concerned and also like ??? #anakin would storm in and snap something about yes he knows that book isnt ahsoka's it's obi-wan's #before obi-wan could even try to lie #and he'd also be like and i brought you htis food for breakfast because you want to make an omelet #but you secretly want me to make you an omelet #and the fic (told from obi-wan's pov/outsider's pov) is just like '???? ???? ? ??? ????' #an amazing case could be made for the reverse #where it's anakin's pov and obi-wan stuck in a time loop #and he just spends a day sighing in anakin's directtion and saying the nicest things #and anakin decides he's dying and almost falls to try and prevent that #and obi-wan says something like 'im not dying i just wish you would remember how much i adore you' #and anakn would have to kiss him because now that he's heard how could he forget??? #and the timeloop is broken through sheer anakin skywalker stubborness #post cancelled now im torn

[empresskadia]

Currently having Retired!John-117 thoughts, if anyone wants to hear those later-

#kadia thoughts #kadia chatter #hmmmm #i like to think of john slowly becoming human with a partner #i know i have my retirement fic in development #but john brain rot #i really like him and im glad alot of people do #and someone could give him alot of love #John hovering while his partner is making breakfast and trying to learn how they like their meals #him learning how to cook because he needs alot of calories

[caus34concern]

are you a "jeremy knows how to cook because of his living situation" person or a "jeremy eats microwaveable foods" person

#i've always hc him as someone who could cook #like imagine him making breakfast in bed for whoever you ship him with.. #the possibilities are endless. #be more chill #bmc #jeremy heere #cause for rambles

[busybeeandfriends]

Oh Susan...

#walten files #the walten files #bon the walten files #susan woodings #twf banny #twf #can someone tell him if he breaks all the eggs we can't make breakfast? #anywho LOVED the episode #really worth the wait :)

[dykeseinfeld]

crack fic covering the entirety of holster and jack's brief situationship called "5 times holster almost outed jack and 1 time jack outed holster"

#not like maliciously holster just has zero cooth #trying to brag abt hooking up to rans who doesn't believe him bc no name and holster just barely holds himself back from telling him #getting weirdly jealous and drunk hearing about parse showing up to epikegster the previous year and almost tells someone but he passes out #complaining to shitty abt all the mixed signals bc he assumes shitty knows (shitty knows nothig and has no idea what is being talked about) #finally after they end it holster announces he hooked up w esther shapiro at team breakfast to make jack jealous #jack says in front of everyone 'huh. so you're bi.' and goes back to his cornflakes or w/e

[theworldisabrokenbonebutitishome]

The wonderful Guardian Bingo Fest mods put 'lollipops' on my card and my brain went 'ah yes let's be as weird as possible about this'.

Bonus photo for anyone risking pressing on a read more on one of my posts. You're safe from me rambling for once.

Zhao Yunlan has company now! ☺️

#guardianbingofest #twabbbiih made a thing #guardian #shen wei #xiao wei #the fucking lollipop #is apparently a tag? #zhenhun #guardian cdrama #HI YES I'M BACK WITH MY UNHINGED EMBROIDERY FILLS! are you sick of them yet? tough #we're ignoring the hand ending abruptly okay? okay. also how terrible and inconsistent the hair is okay? plaits are evil #someone did one (1) embroidery project with hair and thought she was a genius despite the struggles so did another MORE COMPLICATED ONE #DISCLAIMER: Z1L is possessed with unnatural beauty and no my sewing will never do him justice #also his lip is supposed to look a bit squished cause it does in the screencap #i can keep listing imperfections but i am actually somewhat happy with this go figure #well. mostly happy 😂 #i have a love hate relationship with taking photos of embroidery. i love the embroidery hate trying to make it look as good in photo format #did i rush to take these photos first thing this morning before work instead of eating breakfast calmly and without needing to rush? maybe #i finish a thing and then need to yell about it sorry

[mitchmotch]

iruka: good morning, sleepyhead. i have to go to work, but i left some breakfast for you on the stove. behave yourself

kakashi: maa, sensei, what could possibly make you think i wouldn’t?

#umino iruka #hatake kakashi #kakairu #kkir #naruto #as i was working on this piece i was like 'okay as soon as i finish this i'll start packing and #doing my work training'. i have four days left to do so (including today) suhlay i guess! #HEKSDFHJKKJFDS CRIES #kakashi just woke up btw. i like the hc that when hes comfortable around someone he can really Sleep #even if theyre making a bunch of noise and iruka was getting ready he made himself breakfast #hes also running late thats why his hairs still down (i wanted his hair to be down HEHEHJSG) #also iruka is so gorgous goddamn. look at that #everyone in konoha jealous kakashi got to him first like cmon #OH ALSO shoutout to my friend monoqueenbby (mono) for helping me w perspective here HEKHSHSJ theyre the best love them MWUAH

[throughpatchesofviolet]

Oh my gosh ... I got the cat her meds on the first try, this morning ... I hecking did it.

#I have to make my lunch and get breakfast made ... agh ... #I'm still not feeling very good ... I would like the torture of Heathcliff/Catherine to stop #I do keep thinking about that line from an x reader fic though ... one of the few fics out there that matched my own interpretation-- #--of Heathcliff falling in love again with someone new ... #... there was another part that got me all flustered but we're disregardinf that right now-- #^ he's the only f/o I'm okay with being mildly possessive of me/my s/i on account of what he's dealt with #he and Sherry work through it I promise!! #I just do think he's goinf to be a bit possessive at first because ... * gestures at everything that's happened to him * #but once he knows Sherry isn't going to betray him like Catherine did he gets better #there's a level of trust between them at that point and Sherry takes great care not to break it #... loving Heathcliff is a physically painful affair for me because my heart keeps going through it #but I don't want to leave him behind because he does help me ... I just wish he knew someone loved him genuinely ... #r: remind my heart to beat 💢 #^ once again for my dang tags ... I am too shy to gush about this in a post because it'd get too long #scattered pages

[softquietsteadylove]

Would you continue the president au one? Something sweet maybe?

"The President's day is bifurcated between the office and time for herself in privacy," Gilgamesh told the reporters eagerly trying to worm their way inside. "There is no security surveillance, no wire tapping. The home of Madam President must remain unpolitical so as to separate the person from the job and her obligation to the people. This is all public record."

"But sir, the people have questions!" the reporter wailed at him as security started pushing the crowd back. "The last president had an unprecedented amount of 'private time' and it turned out he was-"

"A mistake," Gil cut in harshly, effectively stopping that train of thought. "And one we won't make again. Now, I am going to briefing, Chief of Communications Sersi is going to be here to address the day's business shortly--excuse me."

Gil pressed his back to the doors as soon as he was inside. They always 'tipped off' the press when he was going to be entering the household, so no one could become too suspicious of it. It was true that the actual residence in the house and office was completely off limits to foreign clearance, press, they didn't have security cameras in it, nothing.

But damn, he was just trying to see his own girlfriend.

Gil unbuttoned his coat and walked into the home part of the house. He was well familiar with it, even with how careful they were not to betray the nature of their relationship. "Thena?"

She was in the kitchen.

"Hey," she greeted him with a smile, putting together a sandwich for herself. She was rid of her pantsuit and even had her hair down.

"Hey," he whispered, kissing her with a hand in her silken blonde hair. He pressed his nose to her cheek, "gonna cut that in half for me, or what?"

"I could say no, but you cooked everything else in that fridge," she snorted. There was another fridge for the food prepared for her by the house chef, of course, but this one was her personal one, for her personal use, in her personal kitchen.

Effectively Gil's kitchen, since she couldn't be trusted to make a grilled cheese without security thinking there was a threat in the residence.

"How was it out there?" she asked as she held up half the sandwich for him, trading kisses between bites.

"Media's a little worked up because of your week off, which we knew they would be," he shrugged, undoing his tie as well. Thena took the liberty of undoing his first few shirt buttons. "Sersi and Kingo will handle it."

"Okay," Thena murmured, unable to do much else in the moment. She leaned against him.

"Hey," he chuckled, rubbing her back while she was wearing his Secret Service hoodie from his time in security. "You have a week off. It's for your mental health--to not be worried, okay?"

"Do I seem capable of relaxing?"

Gil kissed her forehead, then her cheek, then tilted her chin so he could get her lips, "I think I know how to relax you."

"Oh you do, do you?" she smiled into the kiss, happily letting him lead her into the small frenzy of affection. She sighed, "I miss you."

"I'm right here," he whispered.

"You know what I mean."

"I do," he nodded before taking another bite of sandwich, "and I'm still here anyway."

Thena accepted another bite too.

"We're here, we're okay," he assured her as best he could while they stole their time together.

It was only recently they were able to start bringing him into the residence without suspicion from the inside forces, let alone the media and public. Even as her assistant, there was only so much time he could spend in her home before it became questionable.

"Some anniversary," she whispered, tucking her head under his chin. "I'm sorry, Gil."

"None of that," he rubbed her arm, resting his cheek against her hair, "You know I'm happy so long as I'm with you. And we knew this would come--that it wouldn't be easy."

"Still," she sighed a little more impatiently. "I'm supposedly the most powerful person in the country and I can't even get you a damn present without half the world knowing?"

"What would you get me?" he raised an eyebrow, finishing off the last tiny bite of the sandwich and licking his fingers. "I have everything I need right here."

Thena rolled her eyes as he kissed her cheek, "I'm serious, Gil."

"So am I."

She patted his chest, "well, it seems negligent to not get you anything at all."

"Well," he shrugged, "what if I didn't get you anything either?"

Thena shook her head though, giving his side a pinch before seating herself at the table. "I know for a fact that you did. And even if you hadn't, you got me this week off. That's...more than I can fathom."

Gil smiled at her though, also sitting at the table across from her, like they could be a normal couple in a normal house. "Sweetheart, I don't need anything from you because the fact that I can still be with you even after everything that happened last year?--that's my gift. And I don't want to take that for granted."

She gave him that soft, glassy eyed look that meant that she was wallowing in her guilt.

He reached over for her hands, "do you remember what we were doing this time last year?"

She rolled her eyes ever so fondly at him as she let him give each and every one of her fingers an affectionate little squeeze. "I was still vice at the time, you were my dedicated SS. I could still go home at the end of the day and you could sneak in dressed as a delivery guy."

He grinned at her, "and I did deliver every time, didn't I?"

She rolled her eyes at him for real this time, "Gilgamesh."

"And?" he prompted her.

She sighed, looking down at their hands, "and you told me that the dates in my living room with pizza and wings and cheap wine were dates--real dates."

"Because?"

She pursed her lips at him, not thrilled at being led like a fawn. She huffed, "because it was a date and it was with me and that was all you wanted."

Gil beamed at her with a laugh. "God, I'm such a good boyfriend."

"Stop it," she groaned, trying to lean away and pull her hands back to her.

He held on though, determined to keep her with him in the moment. He tilted his head to look at her, "that's still true, Thena. I don't care if I'm sneaking a burger and fries into your room between press briefings or we're at a diplomatic dinner. I wanna be with you. That's all."

Thena sighed, blinking in such a way that he knew she was trying not to cry. She shook her head, "you are a good boyfriend, much to my dismay."

He grinned; that was her way of saying that she loved him. He chuckled, "I love you, too, sweetie."

She let him stand and kiss her hair on the way to the fridge.

"So," he said more loudly and upbeat, "what to have for a real anniversary meal?"

Thena turned in her seat to look at him. On the one hand, he wanted to make their meals for the two of them. And on the other hand, she also couldn't ask the resident chef to make two servings of a gorgeous meal for her alone.

Well, she could, and no official questions would be asked. Risky, though.

"What do you feel like?" he asked as he rolled up his sleeves. He could change into something more comfortable after he was done with their dinner.

Thena smiled at him, hair over her shoulder, curled up in her chair in a ball. She looked sweet. "Pasta?"

He had onions, carrots, celery, herbs, leeks, tomatoes... "I think I can pull that off."

She stood from the chair and came over to him, sliding her lithe little arms around him from behind and pressing her face to his shoulder, "thank you, Gil."

He looked down and craned his neck to try and kiss her hands on his chest.

She laughed into his shirt before rising on her toes to kiss the back of his neck. "I'll pour some wine, you focus on the food."

Gil let her slide away from him, although the ache that could resonate in his chest when they were at work didn't follow. In here, they could be themselves, and he could be as perfect a boyfriend as he wanted.

#Thenamesh President AU #did someone say domestic fluff? #no?--well yes you did #it's so funny to write them like a normal couple #fuzzy and affectionate and cute and gross #it's a nice juxtaposition to the the gravity of this AU #Gil just likes being a boyfriend #this man dreams of being a house husband #malewife extraordinaire #Thena gets a week off #and Gil's like I'm gonna boyfriend so hard #I'm gonna make you breakfast in bed #rub your shoulders #draw you a bath every night #he did get her a gift btw #he got flowers ordered 'for the dining room arrangements' #he asked the chef to have a cake made with a certain recipe 'for testing' #he even ordered a bracelet on his personal computer with his personal card to his personal address #and then just kept it in his pocket all day #Thena did get him a gift too #she asked Druig to order and receive it for her #a little tie clip with a pearl on it to match her favourite earrings #when you and your boyfriend wanna match #but it's a threat to national security and public transparency and political integrity #so you just wear accessories that match right

[countess-of-edessa]

“are the girls going to help you make pierogis?” well no one else is fucking gonna are they? no one else in this house has functional fucking hands apparently

#every Christmas i think about the time we came home from mass and my father said “finally! now we can relax.” and sat down at his computer #and played video games for the next three hours while my mother and sister and i stood six feet away from him in the kitchen making #200 pierogis. #it’s crazy considering the amount of stuff he gets done for him on a daily basis that I would never even think would be done for me by anyo #like bed made for him/all meals/all dishes/food put on his plate for him because he refuses to do it himself/pretty much all errands #whenever he wants tea he just says that want out loud and it gets brought to him by magic #i mean or anything else! he once said “did you say we were having cappuccinos today?” just to no one in particular and we all knew no one h #had said anything of the sort. and then he was given one! #of course he goes to work from 8-6ish every day but other than one day a week it’s remote and has been for years and i can hear him #he is pretty much never not on the phone gossiping with someone #and i don’t begrudge him having a not physically intensive job or anything but im just trying to think of the things he has to do #he makes my mother mow the lawn. i do it when i am home because i think that’s disgraceful. #if my mother begs hard enough he'll do the least amount of yard work possible if it’s something we can’t physically do by ourselves. #but on a daily basis it’s just go to work/eat the breakfast brought to you/eat the lunch brought to you/come downstairs eat the dinner made #for you/play video games until you go to bed in the bed that was made for you in the morning #and on non work days it’s just eat/video games/bed #and like all this to say #he complains more and has a worse attitude than anyone I have ever known in my life #whenever he encounters a minor inconvenience he's talking about how it never ends and he never gets a chance to rest for once #literally any day that’s not spent in complete and total stagnation is considered a failure #he hates when my mother and sister and i are happy like we can’t even play music and laugh in the kitchen while we cook and clean up after #meals because it distracts him from his video games and his YouTube videos about video games and the war in Ukraine #he gets mad when we laugh too much lol like dude you’re pretty lucky you have daughters who can have fun while doing the dishes #considering you haven’t done them in like 20 years #word to the ladies out there btw: my parents used to clean up after dinner together when they first got married. so watch out lmao

[norcumii]

My first Galactic Legend, and I'm so stinkin' proud.

Did I spend too many crystals on that last leg? Yes. Do I regret it? Not in the least.

#galaxy of heroes #jabba the hutt #feeling pretty good for not even 12 hours to acquire assorted stuff #doubt I'm getting him to relics soon but that's ok #meanwhile Dogmatix's amazing advice means I'm back on my championship table bullshit for the crystals #after a multi year break from that nonsense my bracket ranking is even MORE heinously borked than their usual brokenness #so it's not that I've eaten my last few opponents for breakfast only because they don't even make a light snack #my 7 mill GP account should NOT ever ever ever be in the same bracket as someone under 3 mill (at best) #I'll take the easy crystals but I'll feel kinda bad about it

[talentforlying]

LET ME ASSIGN YOU AN AESTHETIC WORD.

CAFUNÉ. cafuné means running your fingers through someone's- perhaps a lover, hair. it's such an intimate, affectionate way of showing love. if you got this result, you're a romantic at heart; very sweet, delicate, precious wandering soul. aren't you scared of your heart being too big for your body? somehow, you remind me of that pretty coral pink that bleeds into a soft indigo when the sun is slowly setting.

what i'd like to tell you is that we can't save everyone, and that's okay. you're doing your best, and it's enough.

tagged by: @danversiism!! <3 tagging: you!!

#there's literally a post at the top of my drafts Right Now talking about how much of a romantic he actually is #under all the sarcasm and bullshit he's a genuine fucking softie. he Craves love. he gives it away freely. #cafuné specifically makes me think of when he first got back together with kit ryan #and one of the first things they did as a couple was stay in bed together for 3 days. didn't leave the flat #just had nothing more important in the world than being with each other and that's how he is in MOST relationships motherfuckers!!! #justice league dark's womanizing dickhead has rotted people's brains!! commitment issues my ass this man WANTS to settle down!!!! #anyway. VERY passionate about this if you can't already tell #( character study. ) A WALKING PLAGUE OF A MAN. #( dash games. ) ALRIGHT YOU OVERGROWN LARPERS! HERE! #idk it's always 'wrecked-looking husk of a man' THIS and 'wall-licking little cryptid' THAT and 'where's that gif of matt ryan in leather' #NAH MAN. bring me the guy who spent almost a full fucking day at the shops trying to find kit the perfect christmas present!! #bring me the guy who took a depressed god out to share a coffee bc the god just looked Too Fucking Sad to leave alone!! #bring me the guy who started singing the beatles in the bar & got everyone else to join in just bc someone seemed to need a leg up!! #where is the man who took abby arcane out dancing!! tucked her in!! bought her breakfast in the morning!! all because she seemed lonely!! #that's this motherfucker!!!!!! #and yeah he is ALSO a wrecked-looking husk of a cryptid who ROCKS a bit of leather but that other guy is still in there too!!!!! #idk. IDK. i feel many things about constantine's softness always being cut away by the sharp edges of his tongue and his suffering #40th birthday party constantine lives rent-free in my skull forever and you can never take him away from me