*makes 05-1 bisexual*
*makes him fall in love with a man that just so happens to be the bodyguard of one of his council members*
*makes him suffer with the same homophobic thoughts he yelled at his son*
I love torturing old men
(Also, the other guy's name is Thomas Jensen and he very quickly realises what is happening, but allows Aaron space and time to figure it out, while also dropping hints that go completely over Aaron's head because he is a smelly old fart)
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The Joker: The Man Who Stopped Laughing (2022) #4
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Frank and Carl get into Sibling Rivalry territory
Frank: you never go anywhere! You look like dad! Your hair is way too long-
Carl: first off, I do go somewhere, home. Every day after work, because I like spending time with my family. Second, this? *pats stomach* just means I like my wife's cooking. And third, is it wrong for a man my age to have pride in having such luscious hair? Fourth, what's your excuse? Fifth, I didn't choose anywhere else to be apart from my family, I will do anything for my family. I had a chance for the stars, but I gave that up for my family. God, it must be disappointing for you, mom and dad that I chose that
Frank: *leaves in a huff, knowing he didn't have a leg to stand on compared to his stubborn brother*
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My sister didn’t invite our aunt/her godmother to the rehearsal dinner (bc of a number cap) and she was understandably upset but understanding of the situation BUT there’s space now bc of cancellations and my sister is throwing a fit about inviting her now because she “has to be polite about it” and is mad about how it’ll look
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love seeing the beginnings of perseus "pay your fucking child support" jackson's crusade against the gods' parental negligence problem in ep 1 & 2 of the pjo show. the absolute KING of "my daddy gave me issues so HE'S about to HAVE issues"
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AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”
Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”
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i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences
dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that
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i lowkey forget that percy's full name is perseus. and like. that name goes so hard. because it just sounds like this mf could kick your ass. like imagine you're a junior in high school and your teacher introduces a new student by the name of 'perseus jackson'. and before you even raise your head to look at the guy. you just know this mf could clock you.
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