How do you think Bruno and the family would feel if he gained a bunch of muscle like in the muscly fanart some people make of him instead of chub?
Anon. Anon. Anon. It would be a nightmare. (*Félix voice*)
I am joking—I appreciate the thought experiment. But I am also Not joking. 😭 Here are two vignettes. Or one vignette and a few headcanons...? CW for mentions of starvation and malnutrition.
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“¡Oye, hermano! You’re looking good!”
Bruno starts a little and pivots in the direction of the familiar voice. The bottom of his shirt is still pulled up to about chest level, lowered from where he was just dabbing at some sweat on his nose.
“Wha-?”
Félix is shaking his head at his cuñado. “Abs, bro. You got abs!”
Still holding on to his shirt, Bruno looks down at himself. There, where his stomach was once concave, then distended due to malnutrition, is instead a column of defined muscle.
“Um,” he replies eloquently, covering himself up. Even this small amount of attention is unnerving. The truth is, he’d already detected a change in his physique. Just, not processed it or really known how to feel about it. And none of the family’s been able to comment until now, lean as he still is... and difficult as it is to see anything that stays hidden under a large ruana.
“Y-yeah. Er, thanks.” He gestures like it’s no big deal but adds (making a too big a leap where Pepa’s concerned): “...Hey, don’t... say anything to my sisters yet, okay?”
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Julieta is used to the softening effects of her abundant cooking. She was very much hoping that would happen for her brother too; she also feels the deepest relief that he’s no longer suffering from starvation.
Antonio likes to rest his head against a pillow or a stuffed animal during story time. Especially after discovering that the firm planes of his Tío Bruno’s torso aren’t conducive to snuggling.
Bruno wonders if this is how he’s supposed look: a man in his fifties with sinewy muscle. His family just wants him to be healthy. Is this really what it means for him to be healthy?
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I gotta know, are colt and Robbie in a qpr (queer platonic relationship) or are they both just hella affectionate?
LmAO I have lost count of how many times iv been asked what their relationship is, but it doesn’t hurt to mention it again (and post this heehoo-)
They are unlabeled! They don’t have a definitive concrete relationship, so you are free to interpret them how you see them! They are just very cuddly and happy individuals who enjoy their company with eachother 😔🥄🥄 not bound to labels
(@thelone-copper)
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Famous Eddie decides to start a podcast. The music career rlly slowed down, the guys are all living comfortably on 30 years of roaring success these days to only play festivals for fun and tour if they feel like it. (Jeff even started acting. Who would have guessed it).
This little podcast of his is pretty all over the place. He doesn’t even market it as anything, just him and his family & friends talking shit.
Of corse it’s his and Steve’s podcast. Because they do everything together.
Dustin is a very very regular guest. Probably 9/10th of every episode. He’s fucking Dustin you know? And oh my god are the three of them fucking hilarious.
The rest of the party often makes appearances.
Max and Dustin screaming at each other about the exact details of what song was playing at a hopper-byers family Chanukah part the first time will and Mike kissed, lunging across the table about it while el just has the most wide eyed slacked jawed smile in the corner and Eddie is laughing his heart out, clinging to Steve’s shoulder just mumbling “babe, babe, babe this is- this isn’t happening” while Steve grins and is like “you two have not grown up since I met you in ‘85. You’re fucking unreal”
(It was hounds of love, by the way. Max was right. And she knows this because Kate Bush is the best song writer and singer ever, Dustin. The viewers don’t have to know why Steve’s face dropped for a moment before he agreed vehement. They (El) called Will while on air to ask, and he needed about two minutes to stop laughing before he said “yeah it was hounds of love, duh. That was the year Max got us all hooked on Kate Bush, don’t tell me you somehow forgot that Dustin” “buddy thousands of dollars of therapy and I still can’t forget it”)
There was a few episodes of a hellfire club reunited D&D game, which is of corse also wildly hilarious because it’s this super famous rock band and then Mike and Dustin and Lucas and Will who are just some guys- while the girls™ + Jonathan, Steve and argyle spectate and commentate.
They tried ASMR once. Just Steve and Eddie. It was a disaster.
They got high with Argyle and Jonathan on one episode and that was just… fascinating conversation.
Robins frequent appearances are just so pure and amazing because Steve never laughs as much as he does with ‘Robbie’. She knows exactly how to wind him up.
They’ve played the most volatile game of Uno with Robin and Nancy and Jonathan and Argyle.
They had a little Christmas special with Wayne and Hopper and Joyce. The parents edition. It was very very sweet.
I have so many ideas for this.
They literally talk about anything and everything and do the dumbest shit on mic and camera.
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Fit is so whipped for Pac it's actually wild. Pac could blow up his house, harvest all of his organs, kill his whole family, and rob him of all his mortal possessions and Fit would be like "that's fair enough, anything you want Pac"
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Saw a post about jmart being a toxic relationship and like.. shocker the guy who who literally eats peoples trauma, therefore retraumatizing them, then lives in their nightmares forever and the guy who disappears when talking to people and purposely self isolates aren’t the perfect healthy boyfriends. Wow no one could have seen that coming. Would you prefer stabby girl and the girl who cant feel fear that have a little cult together, police brutality wolf x ruthless efficiency, or fire lady x fire massiah? perhaps evil eye man and his ex husband if we’re getting really wild?
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