I'm a jjk anime only fan, and after the most recent episodes. i finally get it. i get why you satosugu bitches are the way you are: batshit insane and emotionally unstable. up until now i've simply watched from afar as you ripped your hair out whenever you saw anything black and white next to each other, but we are one now. i'm also ripping my hair out whenever i see a kfc. pls welcome me with open arms I've been enlightened.
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Customer: I hope you dont mind me asking, but how do you like your shoes?
Me: Um... I love them, actually. They're-
Customer: They're Hey Dudes.
Me: They are! They're really comfortable, even after being on my feet all day. I'd recommend them to anyone.
Customer: That's really good to hear. I work for Hey Dude and I rarely see anyone wear the boots. It's nice to know you enjoy them.
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just had to kick a guy out of my store for harassing one of my cashiers for her number
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PLEASE IS CALLING YOUR ROOMBA "SWEETIE/SWEETHEART" THE SAME AS CATCALLING YOU WAITRESS, I THINK I OFFENDED BRIAN
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got blood work done today and i just remembered a time i got blood work done as a teen. after the nurse drew like 6 vials of the stuff, i asked him “is all that mine?” and he said “not anymore” and walked off
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random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄
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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.
for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing
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guys I had this realization the other day that Redwall works really well for reading aloud, and kinda half-remembered something about the author reading to kids? So I looked it up to see if I had made a connection.
And it turns out, yes, actually, because he read aloud to kids at a school for the blind. But all the books they gave him to read were depressing. So he wrote Redwall, a story about heroism and courage and making it through struggles, and filled it with so many sensory, visual details so he could give them something better and I just-- that's so wholesome-- help
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I'm loving how Zeff put Luffy's wanted poster underneath 'Employee of the Month'.
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um. insects crustaceans molluscs and small fish in there?
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woke up after a long rest with astarion missing in his usual spot but then i saw him here??? bro what the FUCK are you doing
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