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#and fucking Taylor Launter was there
allieinthesky · 10 months
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the0retically · 22 days
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The Suckening #11: Bloodbound:
What an episode I’m so—oof!!
- Grizz’s regular voice just talking is so strange
- A tick on Bebo’s balls??
- These intros are insane
- “So he was getting to the center of that tootsie pop!” CONDI??
- The music :)
- I forgot about taylor oh my god
- Oh now Taylor swift, Charlie is so done
- “How do you contribute?” “I don’t.” “What???”
- Willpower of 2?? The influencers please
- This is insanity, why is shilo joining in the vlogs?
- “Grefgore and Arthur just kill them” PLEASE??
- Shilo sending Grefgore to kill the guys with contracts oh my god
- Arthur just hating the influencers is so so funny
- “I want to go to the twins” “you keep mentioning these twins who are they?” “Do you want to come with” PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
- CHARLIE?? WHAT VOICE IS THAT
- He’s just Mickey Mouse??
- Station wagon 5??
- Charlie being like “yeah you’re on a bunch of cameras :)” scary
- Charlie please stop whimpering
- Wait Taylor isn’t an actual werewolf??
- OH WAIT NO HE IS he just wanted to be closer to Jacob please
- Love how they have Taylor on the team now
- “I’m the real Taylor Launter from movies and I’m gonna help you” PLEASE?
- Deacon?
- LAZARUS??????
- HUH?
- NO EDWARD NO NO NO NO NO NO
- Oh no he walks inside???
- God this is so bad
- “This is like the time I looked at the sky and everything went horrible” OH GOD
- These rolls are so bad today
- THEO
- …..somethings weird oh god yeah it’s been a month
- Oh :( he’s doing so well!
- ……is that Edwards theme right now?
- HES BEEN KILLING VAMPIRES?
- LETS GO THOUGH?? HES A BADASS I LOVE HIM!! HES UNITED THE DEMONS AND FANGS!!
- I love emizel and theo so much
- OH WAIT YEAH HE HAS HOLY WATER IN HIS WATER BOTTLE OH MY GOD
- :((( they’re gonna play smash together
- “On the moon?” “Is this still on the moon?” “The moon?” PLEASE THEO
- ……I feel like humans have the twilight phones too theo don’t kill humans please
- “The dangs” I love that
- ……….they don’t know what’s going on with shilo oh god
- …..he’s back in the Tiktok house?
- OH MY GOD ARTHUR IS SO WORRIED HES LIKE A PARENT OH MY GOD
- Any ghosts???
- SPIRITS TOUCH ON THE WRISTBAND!!! CHARLIE LOSING IT TOO OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT
- Oh FUCK shilo had the files AND Arthur got all successes on the spirit touch
- “And do everything we talked about” excuse me??
- God the Edward theme is so so good
- IS IT THE TWINS?
- WHAT NO NO NO TWO FIGURES LOOK LIKE EDWARD TWILIGHT
- WHAT???
- THERE IS JUST AN ARMY ON EDWARDS
- “He’s gonna turn the city of LA into Edward twilight” OH MY GOD
- “Who do we want to start with?” “Emizel”
- “It was tough out there being a baby mechanic” oh my god
- WEYLIN TWINS TIME!!!!!!!!!
- I LOVE THEMMMMMMM
- Love that they upped security
- :) hi vex
- ??????? A monitor?
- :(((( the twins are just on the monitor? Please!!
- I love them :)
- WHAT THE THINGS ARE FROM JEFFREY?? EMIZEL IS LIKE WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?? OH MY GOD VIV AND VEX TRIED SO HARD TO BE SCARY AND IT JUST DIDNT WORK OUT??
- “I’m like a Barbie doll” WHAT???
- PLEASE GET THE WEYLINS ON YOUR SIDE
- “See you soon…emizel” “I know you knew my name” oh my god please
- I LOVE THE WEYLINS!!!!
- I love the banter between them and emizel it’s so fun
- They’re bonding over being twins!!
- EMIZEL???? WHY ARE YOU OFFERING THEM TO EXPERIMENT ON YOU
- ……….he wants them to be in different places for the party oh god emizel
- BUT THE WEYLINS ARE AGREEING I LOVE THIS
- :)))))) god I love the weylins
- Vex you’re so so cool
- I’d willingly let myself be experimented on by him I’m being so real
- Bizly trying to teach Condi how to do the accent is fun
- …magus :(
- “I saw her dirty blonde hair, the same as my mother” hmmm
- Who did magnus staked?
- The music is so good and peaceful
- “See you soon Sam? -Mr bennet” huh???
- Mary?? Oh my god she’s Bloody Mary
- Oh god Mary just fully attacked him
- Oh she’s so cute and fun I love her already
- This is so sad :( Mary
- Condi sounded so defeated when Mary said Edward called it the twilight zone
- ……..Arthur what do you mean you’d be pulled in to be with her
- That convo was so fun
- NO SHILO HE BOTCHED IT
- Oh fuck
- That was so sudden
- Deacon!!
- Love how angry shilo is that deacon lied to him
- And now shilo is being arrested
- BUT DEACONS PUTTING ON A SHOW!!
- Love how both shilo and emizel have the idea to switch spots
- …who just whispered help??
- God emizel is so fucking funny
- TWIN TIMES
- “As long as I don’t see them and think of my younger siblings” Arthur :(
- Let’s go!!! Grizz gets to meet them!
- ARTHUR CAN SET PEOPLE ON FIRE WITH HIS MIND????? EXCUSE ME
- Love how the twins just got kidnapped by breekon and hope
- VEX AND VIV!!!!!!! HI :)!!!!!!
- Charlie just being SO confused by Arthur knocking on the door is SO FUNNY OH MY GOD?
- Nicknames for each other!!
- THEY POSE FOR THEM TO GIVE THEM NICKNAMES THATS SO CUTE
- WIMBLEDON AND WAMBLEDON
- PLEASE THEYRE REACTIONS TO ARTHUR :((
- THEYRE GONNA FIX ARTHUR??
- Love how Grizz is just Giddy about this because me too
- GOD!! Love vex so much
- HES PLAYING THE CLIMB!!!!!!!!! YES!!!
- I love this scene so so much
- It’s so visceral but I love this so much
- Condi is popping off with the voice acting though holy shit
- NO CHARLIES LAUGH WHEN EMIZEL ASKED IF HE WAS MAKIKG CLONES OH GOD
- “It’s more of a live event” “Edward on ice?” “God I wish”
- Vex just sounds so tired and so confused oh my god
- this is so funny oh my god “what is this feeling? Disappointment??”
- THE SAME FUCKING QUESTION FOR HANNAH OR MILEY OH MY GOD
- PLEASE VIV WHAT????
- SHES SO FUNNY
- She’s very very interesting. She’s obviously not happy about working for Edward, hmm
- The music in the background here is amazing and fits the scene perfectly
- I never thought I’d love Arthur and Viv’s friendship that’s starting up
- :( he’s letting her choose how he looks :( that’s actually so sweet
- I like how viv’s work is warm and nice, while vex’s is just brutal, it’s interesting to see their differences in their work
- …..emizel and shilo sound like each other now
- ITS FORTNIGHT?? NO OK YEAH ITS THE TWILIGHT ZONE WAIT ITS THE HUNGER GAMES HUH????? HUH???? OH MY GOD
- SHILO IS GONNA BE IN THE GAME BECAUSE HES NOT RHE VIP ANYMORE
- Oh my god I—goodness
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cowboylikemeaaron · 1 year
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My take on gaylorism and hetlorism(?) Of taylor swift that i think no one actually talks about and they're either pro her dating women or her just dating men.
I think taylor is queer, i think she has dated jake gyllenhal, Taylor launter, joe jonas as well as karlie kloss, dianna agron and liz huett.
Just like there is lots and lots of evidence about gaylor relationship there is also about the men I've mentioned above as well as other that I don't like to mention (JM yes) i think Taylor didn't want to be *that* closeted in her early twenties as she was being extra gay on main but when everyone was already slut shaming her and linking her with every guy she sees she probably couldn't handle being linked to every girl she says hi to too. And even being portrayed as dating even more people (and don't even get me started on the homophobia that she was going to face).
What really makes me mad from both sides is making her whole artwork about specific people whether they're men or women, i hate how straightlors link red to jake gyllenhal and make the whole album about HIM and also how gaylors link the whole reputation album about karlie.
Like idgaf about those people I'm here for taylor and how hard she worked for this and how she put her whole soul into this work not the people she dated whether they're men, or women, good or bad.
I think it really limits her whole personality to who she's dating and it's very tiring, that woman is a lot more than that she's a fucking genius.
I love interpreting her songs through a queer lens but i also acknowledge that some of her songs are about men, or are fictional, or not really about a love interest, she's human and not a dating machine, and even if she is, it's also about her in the end.
It never made sense to me how both sides act so blind to some things that screams that she's talking about that person, like wonderland screams dianna, as well as all too well screams jake gyllenhal. Does it ever occur to people that she might not been having beards ever since she was 18? OR does it ever occur to straightlors that even if they chose to ignore the whole karlie relationship while it's still obvious, swiftgron was really really loud and with evidence you can't be blind to (the tattoo????)
I'm not even going to start talking about joe alwyn because that'll just fume everyone and that breakup is so fresh so whether it's a beard or not i do not like the idea of talking about something that have a possibility of hurting taylor right now.
At the end, i love her for her music, i love that i can interpret her music in a queer way, and a lot of other ways and meanings that why she's fucking brilliant.
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darkcrowprincess · 4 months
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Oh my God ?! Are you team Jacob for Twilight ?! So then ! I have to say that I have nothing against the canon ships of this saga. (Yes even the very controversial Jacob & Renesme. I generally put my brain in off mode for that by telling myself that SM as a mother herself must not have thought about it very deeply) And I must say that I always been team Edward, even still technically today. But I'm no longer an enthusiast at all because the flaws in the story are now staring me in the face. And even if I'm not crazy about Jacob & Bella either and hated it when I was younger, I have to say that today I totally understand why we would love these two together. BUT ABOVE ALL ! Damn, I have a huge crush on Jacob in the second film... Like the actor, after gaining muscle, had a wow effect on me and I've always liked guys with beautiful, long, well-maintained hair. And Jacob was just magnificent in the second movie. Even his behavior towards Bella was adorable. Beyond that, I still say it today that if I had been Bella... Even if I am very fascinated by vampires... Damn I would have been with Jacob. Also... Damn the heat he must give off ! As a big chill person, this totally appeals to me ! And the wolf shape is so awesome and impressive ! When I watch the films again I admit I don't understand why Bella prefers to freeze to death with Edward. Also, I realized growing up that when Edward talks... I sometimes want to make him shut up because it can be so corny and annoying.
I am not a fan of twilight. I only read up to eclipse and stopped reading the books after that. I've seen the movies but mostly find them boring except the last two. Saying that, I do find the secondary characters and background characters more interesting than Bella and Exward. Everything is more interesting than Bella and Edward. I especially hate Bella. Book version of her more than anything. She is a very annoying, boring, selfish person. Just every thought in her head makes me want to slap her.
Twilight Vampires freak me out and are way too over powered. For the most part I don't like Stephanie Meyers. You can tell she is a Mormon white woman with how she writes. I do love Jacob and the werewolves though. Jacob in general is my sunshine boy and he deserves happiness and I hate Bella or leading him on. I feel so bad for his tribe and what these selfish Vampires constantly do to them and their land. I especially hate the books and movies for the bad reputation they give to classical novels and plays. Especially romeo and juliet. Twilight has nothing to do with romeo and juliet. And there are no parallels or comparisons between them. If Stephanie Meyers wanted to do that, the should have made Edward and Jacob fall love than if anything.
If I had to choose werewolves no question. Not only are they cute looking and badass. But they're warm and human still for the most part. Twilight Vampires are stone cold statues that are ment to look beautiful. They don't live. They don't sleep, they don't eat, sex would eventually get boring because their never tired, and any second now they can lose control from hunger of human blood and kill everyone, plus animal blood never satisfies them! So honestly what joy comes from being a vampire in this universe?! Bella is just so stupid for picking this life and Edward.
I had a huge crush on Taylor Launter as a kid. Had a poster of him on the wall of my bedroom ceiling. Though I also cried when him and Taylor Swift broke up and listened to 'Back to December' a million times.
Edward I find so boring too. Mostly I hate how he treats Bella more like a pet/child. While reading the books it annoyed me so much how he wouldn't fuck her or kiss her in a hot way. His romance with Bella and his reasons for holding back were stupid and boring. Though when he left in New Moon. I hated him. After everything they been through he's just going to abandon her just like that. Moron. The whole save your soul thing I did not understand because I wasn't really religious so I did not get it. Now though I still find it stupid and I'm constantly reminded that Stephanie is Mormon. The whole book I'm constantly reminded that Stephanie is a white female Mormon. She grew up as one and your constantly reminded of that in the book and it freaks me out.
(Don't like don't read. Post hate and I'll block you)
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LMFAO I FUCKING LOVE TAYLOR LAUNTER
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freedomfireflies · 2 months
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i have such a big love for bill skarsgard but I always imagined asher to be a lil Taylor Launter vibe:
https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Few.com%2Fthmb%2FJJmRLab6BrHPKNLEjEHT5Kqv-o0%3D%2F1500x0%2Ffilters%3Ano_upscale()%3Amax_bytes(150000)%3Astrip_icc()%2Ftaylor-lautner_l-11-c3c2086339d240349f0d418a73a13ea8.jpg&tbnid=NUF-drUsP8LA2M&vet=12ahUKEwiK2p-lzb2EAxUpT6QEHUFvCpYQMygMegUIARCTAw..i&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Few.com%2Farticle%2F2009%2F10%2F27%2Ftaylor-lautner-no-more-shirtless-roles%2F&docid=NJrIb-NupwO5mM&w=320&h=240&q=taylor%20lautner&client=ms-android-ee-uk-rvc2&ved=2ahUKEwiK2p-lzb2EAxUpT6QEHUFvCpYQMygMegUIARCTAw
OMG STOP!!! Bye he looks like such a little puppy dog 😭 I know he's a wolf BUT LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!
I can def get behind this, too!!!! I love that Asher can look so different to so many people, that makes me so happy 😭💞💞💞 because no matter what, Mama gets to fuck two hot ass men and it's WHAT SHE DESERVES!!!
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thelasttime · 11 months
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OMG I JUST SAW WHAT TAYLOR LAUNTER PUT AS A COMMENT ON OLIVIA’S POST AND I AM ABSOLUTELY CACKLING HES SO FUCKING FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣
best part of the whole announcement to be honest
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A show you hate?
Scream Queens. I think the show got cancelled after a second season. I watched the first episode and I hated every minute of it. There were so many people on that show that I fucking adored and I tried. I tried but the show just wasn’t for me. 
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1eos · 2 years
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in honor of today's url let's fondly remember leo's perfectly laid, iconic, game changing lace front that did the work of 2 visuals even. he put taylor launter out of business. the world didn't end in 2012 bc we had to bear witness to the bundles. leo's wig was so laid it fucked up hair for every idol ever since...... wig
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fucktheroyals · 3 years
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okay I'm watching twilight for the first time since the movies came out on DVD and I dislike Taylor Lautner now and love Robert Pattinson (I thought Robert was ugly as hell and Launter was hotter than him when these movies came out, I dont know aha) but I'm on new moon and baby me was onto something because I still have to root for Jacob he's just doing all of it really well. And while I can respect Bella and Edward's extremely mutual awkward conversations that made them fall in love with each other, Jacob and Bella are just not fucking creepy with each other. They're like. almost normal. It's insane. night and day.
(also the thing I said about respecting Bella and Edward's awkward convos was a lie. I'm a liar.)
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hungryfan45 · 5 years
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Taylor Launter vores the Cullen men, so Edward, Emmett, Carlisle. After they shot him with a tranquilizer and fucked him
I’ll see what I can do.
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lupitalover · 5 years
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I'm so tired of society trying to condition me to be attracted to, champion, trophy, lust after, herald the belief that my worth is heightened by being with a white man. White men are not trophies and anyone who has a white man can tell you that. I'm so tired. I wanna see MORE asian men in media. Where are the the asian Taylor Launters in American Media, (Charles Melton isn't enough) the Mexican Tom Cruises. By the way Tom Cruise isn't even cute it's the damn virus they put into the popcorn at the movie theaters that gives you that fever. Where are the Darkskin Indian men? I WANT OPTIONS!!!!!!!!!! I realize that I am effected by media and I have a lot of deprogramming to do. If I hear one more time how cute Noah Centineo is or that boy from the new Spider-Man is I'll fucking explode the basic white Fuckery of them all. Now Henry Cavill I'll take he's a God!
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bisluthq · 2 years
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Do you think what’s the reasons that Taylor hates Tom so much? Like every time she mentions Tom in her songs, he is dragged as old man or wrong guy lol. I mean he seemed to treat her right, he deserves at least Taylor launter ‘s treatment
I don’t think she hates him dude I think she just thinks he’s really weird lol and like thinks he played himself. Like she was just rebounding and fucking with Calvin and he legit caught feelz and I think she’s like “lmao wtf” about it.
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nofr1lls · 2 years
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the twilight saga review 2021
its not as bad as i thought it was going 2 be
“you nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster????????”
sick eh
the final battle plot twist exploded my head a bit
michael sheen question mark? the new star wars ecli[pse logo is suhc a fucknig ripoff of the twilight eclipse thing. sue
its so pretty and everyone in it is so hot
cant believe my introduction to Taylor Launter was on fucking Cuckoo what an order to know things in
where the hell have you      Been , loca?!
i wish it had more of a sense of humour but the akwardness of it all is quite underrated and funny i think
carlisle good
charlie good
alice hot
fin.
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allypuffrps · 7 years
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i had a dream taylor launter died a few nights ago and i'm still not over it. i woke up and had to make sure he was still alive, i haven't even thought about him in years??? like what the fuck brain
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hungryfan45 · 5 years
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I Jacob Black (Taylor Launter) should get his turn with Bella. After of course fucking edward into submission and then viewing him through his maw. Bella will have no idea he is in Jacobs stomach has they fuck
This is an M/M blog but I think I could do something where Taylor eas Rob.
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