#and ffs. just. TOUCH GRASS @ some people

[chaosinstigator]

might just dip until quali on saturday

#literally this is where I come to get some serotonin but 80% of my feed is just - #some people need to touch some grass and some need to seriously breathe and take a step back bc oh my god #anyways yeah if you see this ily disregard the prev tags #(im just too tired to keep blocking people atm) #but I already have a migraine and a full schedule I won’t have my free time taken away by dumb shit or people trying to make me feel bad ffs #imma let the queue run for a bit #joey rambles

[kurp-stuff]

Ugh i left another lengthy reply under a comment about the assassin's creed shadows announce on youtube. I swear this shit i getting me mad.

#Damn i know a lot of people are racist BUT HOLY SHIT. #Imagine being forced to defend a choice ubisoft made because people are insane and they just hate black men that much #WHAT IF HE WAS NOT REALLY A SAMURAI #BITCH CESARE BORGIA AND CHARLES LEE WEREN'T TEMPLARS AND MACHIAVELLI WASNT AN ASSASSIN #It's not like japanese people THEMSELVES didnt produce medias about Yasuke as a samurai .... #gnagnagna ''but if the game is in japan i want to play an ethnic japanese man'' FFS THERE IS A PLAYABLE ''ETHNIC'' JAPANESE CHARACTER #But she's a woman and Y'all hate women too #Damn i hope they're forced to play a woman in a video game SO MUCH that their balls fucking resorb #I spend an entire hour writing that comment on ytb #i need to touch some grass #And eat an indecent amount of pasta #ac shadows #personal

[nartml]

disliking scott isn't racist, y'all are the ones making it about race 💀🙏

#and I'm saying this as a girl who likes the dude pretty much #his dumb puppy smile melts me #but ffs he is definitely not perfect #my guy is NOT above criticism #he's fucked up plenty and he's been a bad friend plenty of times #but he's also just a fucking teenager? just like a decent part of the cast? #just in case: #anti scott mccall #scott mccall #don't make it about race i promise you it's not #calling people racist for criticizing him is #the same as calling someone misogynistic for not liking a female character #is the same as calling someone homophobic for not shipping a queer ship #touch some grass #and use your critical thinking when interacting with content that you disagree with it'll save all of us a headache

[singsweetmelodies]

Totally agree with you !

And don’t get me start on the « who is the new Charles girlfriend » gossip topic

People’s are insane and don’t know how to respect people privacy

Leave them alone

TRULY!! people just need to grasp the concept of basic decency and respect for other humans. like. yes they're celebrities and we love them very much. but they're also just PEOPLE, and they deserve to be treated with exactly the same respect and consideration as everyone else!! FFS.

though (and pls do not take the following with any amount of seriousness, lmao, i am just making a joke) EYE think the new charles girlfriend is none other than pierre gasly 😌 he's in his babygirl era at alpine, after all! and also, if there's anyone charles has been hard launching on his social media lately... it's pierre. come on. COME ON.

#asks & answers #anon #yes i COMPLETELY realise the hypocrisy of me coming on here and saying 'omg people need to be sane!!!!' #and then proceeding to be completely INsane about piarles myself #pfffft 😆😆 HOWEVER #i would never say ANY of this to either pierre or charles if i was ever lucky enough to meet them irl #that's the crucial thing that i think a lot of these crazy fans are just unable to separate #they can't make the distinction between 'be insane about your love for them IN PRIVATE' #versus 'treat them normally irl' #and ffs. just. TOUCH GRASS @ some people #fr

[merigoldaround]

I used to love spending time in the jikook tag (or did I, it's been over two years, maybe I'm just nostalgic). But these days when no one seems to have anything good to do they come and complain about one thing or another, it's more trolling and debunking and taking some moral high stand for "seeing the truth". All I want is to see people sharing cute jikook moments even if they're not new or maybe some actually good takes and positive asks (oh those were the days when we got more content and people didn't get so easily bored, I mean the complainers were there still, but it felt like they were the minority).

Personally I just care that the guys are happy and wish people would be kind. And certain people here are not kind at all. Like who hurt you? Maybe do some self reflection, see to your traumas, I swear it makes a real difference. Negativity bias is a thing, maybe look it up.

#no content or sighting does not equal anything #my personal stance is always to wait for content to drop or them going live etc #and ff sake they can and they will hang out with their friends #(though I feel like my opinion on the whole is jikook or aren't they is more relaxed than most) #I believe (and maybe hope because I relate) that they are part of the lgbt #where their relationships go I just enjoy what's shown #and I'm online a lot #but I hope I've retained my ability to think #and keep some sense of reality #but some people here #I get it it's addictive it's social media it's planned for that #I often cringe when people insult with touch grass or go outside because it has a hint of ableism there too #but it really might do you good if you didn't centre your life around a music group as much fun as it is #especially if it makes you feel worse to engage with the content #this became a rant in the tags #I'm sorry #but I lived through the mosquito net in real time #when my time and filter came back to back and everyone lost it #the black swan lift #and all the other little moments #I came into the fandom just after memories 19 had been released #those were the times #yeah definitely nostalgia

[slow-button-off]

I can't believe I've seen this on my dash here

When a person translates a short interview and the driver then says the same thing in his own tweet why TF are you still coming after the person that translated?

The argument of taking what he said out of context when his own tweet reflects the same thing pretty much word for word is moot!

If you don't like what he said that idk maybe you should tell the driver to not say these things! But don't go after the person for translating!

You can be upset at the reactions because a lot of them aren't nice. And people misinterpret what he said. But if he said it he said it and the translation isn't and wasn't an interpretation.

And guess what he said it! And while what he said is totally fine the timing of it makes it sound a little bit stupid. But FFS that isn't on the people that translated!

#the delusion is real #he has a tendency to put his foot in his mouth #great #but like take that up with him not the people that are doing all of us a service by translating #the loudest voices about this are the ones that only speak english #you don't even know if there was any extra context but you still go after someone for nothing because there was no extra context #so unless she was forcing him to tweet what he did she didn't mitranslate or take anything out of context #put its easier to go aftet someone for translating than accepting that your fave has a tendency to out his foot in his mouth #just accept it ffs #she translated these little interviews every single race #is she supposed to not do it on the off chance that someone doesnt like what the driver said? #if she hadnt she'd get hate for 'hating' him by not translating #some of you need to touch some grass ffs

[starboundsingularities]

good lird they did not make a gimmick blog about a real life murder

#someone fucking DIED but whatever who gives a shit it's funny i guess

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🥚 eggvidenced Follow

honestly with how suspicious and confusing everything on the dl-6 case was i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that it was that prosecutor guy tbh

🌟 rockliker270 Follow

date posted: june 23, 2010

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⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow

🌟 rockliker270 Follow

ok hear me out. what abt winston payne though

🧊 just--ice Follow

okay now they're just making lawyers up

#also didn't mvk die or something?

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🔥 triedbyfire Follow

why the fuck are you people still posting about the gavinners as if theyre not copaganda. didn't the guitarist get convicted of murder

🎸 guiltiest-lovers837 Follow

so fucking tired of this "um um didn't daryan get convicted of murder" YEAH AND HE'S LITERALLY NOT IN THE FUCKING BAND ANYMORE. dipshit

🔥 triedbyfire Follow

are you gonna address the copaganda thing or

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🌻 attorneybout Follow

he's so. 😳

📂 trialanderror Follow

why is he defending

📂 trialanderror Follow

OP WHY IS HE DEFENDING???

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🦈 giantlakemonsters Follow

i just wanna hear about another gourdy sighting thats all

🥜 liberdeez Follow

op. i'm so sorry op. gourdy isn't real you have to let her go. they had a whole trial about it.

🔐 wrightorwrong Follow

hi!! so this isn't actually the case as while gourdy was briefly mentioned in a trial, said trial had nothing to do with whether or not gourdy was "real" per se as much as. well. murder, actually. while gourdy WAS found out to be an inflatable steel samurai this was not brought up in the case at all as the veracity of gourdy wasn't really as relevant as the fact that the witness was looking for gourdy rather than at the murder she claimed to have seen. plus this was also a relatively small part of a MUCH larger trial which for those interested not only solved the dl-6 case but ALSO marked the end of prosecutor von karma's ~40 year long record and the court records are really a fascinating read through!!

🦀 mad_libz_87 Follow

net 0 information post

#thanks again lawblr

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🍒 cherriescoola Follow

btw i was at the park the other day and klavier gavin (of gavinners fame) was there and obv there was a huge crowd but this guy was there with him and at some point he (the other guy) waved to the crowd and someone still screamed like it was klavier??? who was that guy ive never seen him before in my life

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🩸 has-dl6-been-solved-yet Follow

December 28, 2016

YES!!!

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🪙 tellerlikeitis Follow

guys help i'm a bank teller and this guy just introduced himself as robin banks what do i do

🔪 violencekilling Follow

you gotta let him rob you that's the law

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👻 ghostesswiththemostest Follow

look if i ever get convicted of murder im just hiring the lawyer with the coolest sounding name

💼 courtofwaw Follow

bestie if you already got convicted it is Too Late

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📋 lawandwhoreder Follow

guys i know it's real fun to think people just can predict whatever but if you look at the earliest reblogs of that post that "guessed" the true killer in the dl-6 case it was actually a post about how they didn't want to go to the store. clearly edited

#stg nobody bothers to factcheck anything anymore

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🐺 lawnewolf Follow

i am NOT homophobic or whatever the fuck you guys are saying now i just think its weird to write fanfiction about realass people?? go touch grass ffs

🌈 lawsbian Follow

the fun police (this guy) putting me in yaoi court but the lawyers (phoenix witrght and miles edgeworth) just keep trying to make out (real court is like this too btw)

🐺 lawnewolf Follow

YOU HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.

#look idc what your enemies to lovers fic bullshit says #they're straight. and more importantly REAL PEOPLE. #there's TENSION because they are in COURT and there are LIVES on the LINE. #not because they wanna fuck. god.

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🔮 inhighspirits Follow

why dont they just ask the spirit mediums to ask the victims who killed them this law shit is easy

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💞 lawveyourself Follow

seriously i cant believe they gave this guy a law degree

💞 lawveyourself Follow

what do you mean evidence fraud

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🎧 instrumentalillness Follow

fuck you *unguilties your love*

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🎀 copiicat Follow

perjury isnt illegal btw in fact if youre one of tge witnesses youre legally required to lie on the stand. thats why everyone does it. trust me

#ace attorney #ace attorney spoilers #dashboard simulator #dash simulator #dashboard sim #dash sim #unreality #fake dashboard #fake dash #post simulator #long post #average day on lawblr i think #'op what is the timeframe for this' not applicable people reblog 10 year old posts on here all the time /lh #but sometime after turnabout serenade. #'isn't one of these urls a real blog' yeah she wanted to be included /lh

[ataleofcrowns]

I don't understand what these people take issue with, X's chapter 10 scene is so juicy? do you all just hate drama, and if yes, why did you pick X's route then? seeing X after that scene have an entire moment where they straight up regret the interaction to the point where they intentionally disassociate makes me wonder if these people are reading the same story as i am lmao.

especially when X then goes on to do the plot thing for the sake of being with the crown. like they outright say/think this, for some reason the plot thing they do could form an obstacle to them being with the crown which is one of the reasons why they do that. they have a WHOLE freaking argument with heval about it ffs.

like what more do you people want??? X is not going to change for your Crown or lock themselves down after flirting for a week, and yet they're still so invested that they're out here making themselves a mess and doing wild shit just so they can return to the crown again and yet these anons are like "but why isn't X wearing a chastity belt and swearing one-sided devotion to my crown" please touch some grass and don't ever date real people if this is how you act

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#ask #anonymous #i have absolutely nothing else to add

[anamericangirl]

Where are these government run healthcare death boards exactly? I mean I keep seeing people mention it in regards to Canada but Canada doesn't have a state run healthcare system. It's privately run.

Guys this is how dumb some of my anons are willing to be and how low they will stoop just to say something contrary to me, no matter what.

I delete messages like this daily but ffs you guys need to go touch grass or something.

#anon #answered

[discofeverdreams]

can qsmp chats please chill tf out, stop throwing blame and shade and generally just go touch some grass instead of throwing a huge tamper tantrum over something someone did in character wtf.

Don't be mad someone was excited to get to the bottom of something when they find clues. Don't be mad someone has been keeping a secret and is lying to protect themselves and those they care about. Don't be mad someone is forced to pick a side while knowing what their friend is doing is the wrong choice.

At the end of the day, it's roleplay. It's not real. These people don't hate each other. Yes a lore build in the works has been spoiled, but they're grown ups, they can talk things out, and it is not our job as their communities to try and solve it for them. You're an audience. Behave like one. ffs.

#qsmp #chat i swear to god be normal for once

[sinnbaddie]

Can you try not to be so fucking judgmental when talking about other people’s ships? Ffs Obito and all Naruto characters are FUCKING FICTIONAL. You want a deranged sociopath go date one in real life, see how cute and alluring that is then. Lmao bro go outside, breathe the air, touch some grass, RELAX you fucking nasty elitist bitch. People like you are the worst and the reason why so many fandom spaces are absolutely shit. When life gets you THAT PRESSED because you don’t want to see Obito being “sweet” or a relationship between him and anyone your almighty godlike self doesn’t deem worthy? Yeah I’ve got a solution for that. Guess what it is 😊

This is super funny cuz I haven’t actually bad mouthed any ships, I think at most I gave reason as to why I didn’t like an Obito ship? Which I’ve muted the tag to it so I don’t even see it anyway lol

Either way, I just wanted more range in character analysis of Obito which is… not elitism at all? He’s a very important and multifaceted character that’s integral to the story of Naruto, how am I the worst for wanting to see those aspects of him that the fandom barely touches on? You seem to be an Obito fan yourself, why wouldn’t you want more exploration of his personality instead of the same 3 traits?? That’s so boring

I also, don’t wanna date a sociopath??? Lol what are you even saying I’m genuinely confused😭

#guts asks #Obito Uchiha #Uchiha Obito #Naruto asks #an elitist is *checks notes* wanting to see a character’s personality expanded in fandom #because their writing isn’t one dimensional? yeah that checks out😂 #wild stuff to say I’m ngl #anyway hope you get better from… whatever this was cuz it’s kind of embarrassing acting like this #and what are you insinuating at the end there? I don’t even know #this ask feels like it was written by a 14 yr old im gonna be so fr chat

[konigsblog]

MY DARLING I VOTE FOR using the word cunny a lil EXTRA now because these entitled imbeciles dont like it :((

like what? gonna whine about it somemore? wah wah wah i dont like it and that means you cant do it!! like do you guys want apple juice or milk in your sippy cups? are you upset because you pooped your pants? does baby need to be changed?? toddlers complain and whine less than some of these anons i stg. we are ADULTS. its a WORD. if youre truly that offended by a five letter word i think maybe you should rethink getting on the internet in the first place. the block button is there for a reason. ORLA IS GIVING US HER WORK FOR FREE. this is not where you get to make demands and ffs dont act like any writers owe you anything. leave my girl alone and go touch grass PLEASE. you are not the most important person in the world, youre not special, despite what your parents told you champ!

orla everything you do is wonderful and perfect please never let these assholes take that from you. hope you have a lovely meal today and get some good rest :) drink water and buy yourself something pretty, you deserve it gf.

i'm so sorry for not being able to answer this, requests have been flooded and everything (around 180.. 😮‍💨)

but, i was going through request, and saw this and thought it would be a good thing to answer !!! thank you for your sweet words and understanding, that makes me so happy to see that people actually listen :'( you're such a sweet, kind soul and it makes me happy to know you're on my blog, thank you for being so helpful!!! 🌷🌟 i write because it's a hobby, cod is an interest i just love!! i love you grr :( 💐💐💐

if anyone's still confused, its not origin. it doesn't originate from lolicon, and i feel like people wouldn't know that it was used by lolicon writers unless they look at that stuff. i've heard it through tumblr and i've never heard of it ONLY being used by lolicon writers. if a lolicon creator turned around and starting using ‘pussy' do you think the entire world would stop using it just because a certain fandom uses it? they wouldn't, because the word doesn't associate with lolicon, its a popular word used and nothing more than a word.

#not bringing back the cunny discourse #but it's something i wanna talk about because people are confused 🙁

[soursturniolo]

since people want to be really rude and ridiculous my ask is off. if and when I turn it back on I doubt I’ll leave the anon feature on. some of y’all really need to get a grip.

if you don’t like someone or something, ignore or block them. it’s really that simple. and sending hate, including repeatedly misgendering me, is fucking out of this world. please touch some grass, take a breath of fresh air, and realize this is just tumblr ffs.

I might be back on later tonight but for now I’m going to step away for a bit. much love🖤

#kay speaking

[msgexymunson]

Oh my, there’s far too much choice for that WIP ask game, how on earth am I supposed to choose?!?!

OF COURSE I want some FF goodness (best series ever), but I’m not going to, and I’ll wait it out like a good girl… So instead I’m going to ask for either Midwest Monster or Scream For Me (or both, if that’s even allowed 🤭🫣), and if they’re both already taken then Professor Quinn is hovering very close (extremely close) behind 😆

Kittie 💋

Full disclosure, I went to take a snippet of the fic and ended up reading it all and falling into a 'what next' hole.

Couldn't pick a best bit, I'm like 6k in and not near the smut yet. Its my werewolf Eddie fic, and this is the beginning...

Mid West Monster - Intro

Eddie doesn't know how he got out of the Upside Down. All he remembers are throbbing flashbacks of those weird bat creatures sinking their teeth into him and the blood bubbling in his chest. The wet feeling of his life essence as it drained through all the bites, and the tears falling from Dustin's cheeks as he stared down at him hopelessly. He knew he was going to die. 

Darkness.

The next thing he knew, he was naked, lying on the floor of his trailer. His trailer; not that frightening, vine infested dark mirror. The place looked like a hurricane had ripped through it. The furniture was in splinters in the living room, mugs had been smashed, and hats ripped off of hooks. There were huge gashes in the very walls of the trailer itself, some so deep he could see daylight shining through them. 

He remembered looking down at his body, expecting to see horror and mutilation, a deadly game of tic tac toe played on his torso; but instead what he saw made him gasp in shock. There was blood, yes, but it was dried and crusted, flaking away at a fingertip touch. Underneath, a few light scars were all that remained of his apparent near death encounter. They looked decades old. As he had showered the blood and grime away, he noticed his body looked different, felt different under his fingers. His physique was toned, broader and more defined. He had a six pack without even having to clench and really try. His er… his manhood was bigger, thicker and somehow heavier. And he was definitely hairier.

The scars had all but disappeared a couple of weeks later, same with the murder allegations. Since Vecna's defeat and Hopper's return, all the carnage had been explained away, leaving Eddie to live a normal life. 

The only problem was, he was anything but normal. 

His hearing was incredible, listening to conversations halfway across a noisy Summer school classroom with no difficulties. He was stronger, faster, and so aware of his surroundings sometimes it was just downright painful. Dustin had tried to get him to go to the arcade a few days ago but it was just too much input for his heightened senses and he had to high tail it out of there. 

The biggest change of all though? His sense of smell. 

It felt as if he'd lived his whole life breathing in a gas mask with a pillow across his face and it had suddenly been removed. They were luminous scents, filling his nose with such strength that it was almost better than seeing. The grass, flowers, the path of an unseen wild animal. And the people! Oh God, the people. Everyone was a trail of smell, an orchestra  of aromas, some more distinct than others but all unique in some way.

Yesterday he could smell Uncle Wayne so strongly; a thick cloud of cigarettes, oil and metal from the plant, sandalwood, and, well, the words did not exist for all the rest. It smelled like a comforting, hazy navy blue, which he knows would only make sense to him. He'd even said 'hey' over his shoulder whilst he was sitting on the couch. The crazy thing was, Wayne had walked into their new trailer a few minutes later. 

There was something else too. Eddie's head felt… full. Not of information, he only wished he could get some answers right about now, but another presence. Someone, something was there, other than him. He often wondered if he was just losing his mind, trauma coming out in weird and wacky ways, but as soon as those thoughts came he dismissed them. There was enough evidence to show that he had changed. 

Eddie shuffles into the Summer school classroom, hunched over. He's grown at least a couple inches; that and his broader frame as well as his trademark metalhead look basically made him a moving target. For once in his life, he's trying desperately to not draw attention to himself. 

Jock dickheads will always be jock dickheads though, even when they're retaking English classes. Some 'mouth breather', as Mike would say, a brute of a boy in a letterman jacket and a blonde buzzcut, sticks his foot out and trips him up. Eddie's new lightning reflexes stop him from crashing to the floor, grabbing the edge of the desk at the last minute. 

He's about to just drop it, let it go, until he hears "watch your step, Freak." 

Bite him. 

The thought rings loud and clear in his brain. It's more than a thought though, it's a voice. It's not his, the cadence is different, voice deeper and husky, almost a growl. 

Eddie is shaken to his core, frozen on the spot. Every hair on his body feels like it's standing on end, hackles raising. He blinks the thought away; he doesn't have hackles. 

Standing up, he releases his hold on the desk. Four deep fingernail patterns are etched into the wood. 

This is too much. He turns on his heel and practically jogs to the restroom to splash water in his face. 

What the fuck was that? 

Eddie stares in the mirror, water droplets in his bangs coalescing and mingling to drip down his nose and chin. There's stubble on his jaw even though he shaved this morning. 

He's staring into his own eyes, seeking answers. Then it happens again. 

We should have bit him. 

"What the- who are you? What are you?" 

The mysterious voice doesn't answer; but there's a growl deep in his skull. Squeezing his eyes shut, he pinches the bridge of his nose until it stops. 

Fuck this. 

Eddie leaves school, racing toward his van. Mrs O'Donnells class can wait.

#ms gexy answers #werewolf eddie munson #eddie munson #eddie fic teaser

[tcmmykinard]

people are desperately and misguidedly hating on anything Buck related to "make up" for any and all (past) Eddie hate and it shows

i guess i hadn't really thought of it like that and i'm not sure if it's the case or what, but this like new theme of hating on buck for whatever reason - or just none to begin with - is annoying. like it's some kind of new popular thing to hate on the character so we're going to milk it and ask for attention bc we're edgy and cool .. just quit watching the show if you don't like the direction it's taking with it's characters ffs. stop hatewatching, stop making yourself (and others bc of it) miserable lmfao go touch some damn grass or something

#anonymous #asks

[miasmultifandomdump]

If you think it's okay to say Zack Snyder is to blame for his daughter's suicide, you need to go outside and touch grass. Fun fact as someone who lost my best friend to suicide, guess what suicide loss survivors tend to do? Blame ourselves. I don't know how much time was wasted thinking of what I could have done better. When you blame Zack for his daughter's death, you are perpetuating the idea that suicide loss survivors are right to blame. Another fun fact! Guess what people who lose people to suicide are more likely to do? TAKE THEIR OWN LIVES. Do not pretend like you care about suicidal people when you're contributing to stigmas that worsen people's suicidal thoughts.

And why? Is Zack Snyder some kind of terrible person like Roman Polanski and Woody Allen, who are sex offenders? No. He just makes movies people don't like.

Ffs leave the Snyders alone. You're welcome to hate Zack's movies but there is no need to treat him and his family like garbage, use a poor depressed girl's memory to hate on a man she seemed very close to, and perpetuate the stigmas that comes with losing someone to suicide.

And hey, if you need someone in Hollywood to rage against, the aforementioned sex offenders seem to still be doing pretty well, so maybe you could turn your attention to people like that. People who, you know, actively abuse other people. Just a thought.

#i have been missing my best friend like hell lately. im sorry if this is emotional #he was my big brother and part of the reason im such a massive nerd lol #i just wanna call and talk about movies and shows. i finally started game of thrones :( #zack snyder #pro zack snyder #zack snyder positivity #zack snyder defense squad #suicide mention #suicide loss #suicide tw #tw suicide #sa mention #sa tw #tw sa #tw sa mention #all queued up with nowhere to go