#and bless this hot man

[softiedingo]

*looking disrespectfully* god have mercy on me, I'm not that strong

#jose pedro balmaceda pascal #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal fandom #pedro pascal #pedropascal #the last of us #the last of us hbo #tlou hbo #joel miller #joel tlou #tim rockford #2023 was the year this man got so damn broad #i'm looking in the most disrespectful and respectful way possible #god have mercy on me #and bless this hot man #softiedingo

[hualianschild]

tumblr should have a pin comment button but shoutout to this one <3

#my man is a softie but not weak #xie lian is so strong and powerful in so many ways I'll fight anyone who pushes that weak naive bottom stereotype on him #like THIS IS THE MAN WHO HAS BLOOD ON HIS HAND #and a certain ghost king finds it super hot so #win win #tgcf #xie lian #tian guan ci fu #san lang #hualian #mxtx #heaven officials blessing #danmei #hua cheng #heaven official's blessing

[myrkulitescourge]

the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

#i need to lay down #just drop this in there right at the beginning why not! #that’s INTENSE. and completely sincere considering his demeanor at the party. god #he’s so… nice. in the romanced epilogue. i expected him to be a little smug and jokey #if tav told him the others weren’t doing so hot without the two of them around #but he takes it so genuinely and with visible disappointment?? literally shocked me #i thought he would say oh of course their lives have taken a turn without our impressive leadership lol! #and then redirect into something a little less flippant #but man. he just gets sad. astarion six months into a loving relationship is like a stray cat that instantly gets cuddly when you adopt it #dude went cotton candy marshmallow saccharine sweet in a HEARTBEAT #bless the others with your presence he says. i’ll always be here he says. we have forever after all he says. #head in my hands. how could they do this to me #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #astarion #bg3 epilogue spoilers #bg3 spoilers #baldur’s gate 3 spoilers #bg3

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Taiju x Sick!Reader Who's Also On Her Period

♡ SFW and NSFW, fem reader, fluff, oral->fem receiving, fingering, blood kink, unprotected sex + creampie, soft!Taiju ♡

note: ngl I wrote this for myself lol, ofc I was gonna share it with y'all tho

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SFW

🦈 Knew he was gonna have to take extra good care of you when you got sick because your period was right around the corner (he tracks it so he can be prepared)

🦈 Got you pads/tampons, painkillers and cold medicine, all your favorite snacks, and plugged up the heating pad he bought you

🦈 The type of boyfriend to carry you around the house when you're too weak to get up

🦈 Massages every inch of your body, he always knows every spot that hurts

🦈 Kisses you even though he could get sick, this man is not about to give up his kisses just because you got a little cold

🦈 Always knows what you need and when you need it, ask him for something and he's already in front of you with what you need

🦈 Cuddles you and gently puts pressure on your tummy to help with your cramps

NSFW

🦈 Massages and kisses your tits (you can't tell me he doesn't)

🦈 Eats your pussy without hesitation, he'd even let you sit on his face

🦈 Fingers you for hours on end til half his hand is completely covered in your blood and juices and you're begging for him to fuck you

🦈 Extra gentle with you, takes it nice and slow so he can hit all your weak spots

🦈 Grips your tummy with one hand and plays with your clit with the other

🦈 Something about seeing his dick going in and out of your pussy, getting coated in your blood, turns him on real bad

🦈 Creampies you because he knows how bad you need want him to fill you up

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Taglist

@arlerts-angel @i-literally-cant-with-this @trevengersprincess @giugiette @katshimizuu @happy-trenchcoated-impala @rinshawty @drunkcheesecake @darkstarlight82 @reiners-milkbiddies

#tokyo revengers headcanons #tokyo revengers smut #tokyo revengers x reader #taiju fluff #tokyo revengers fluff #taiju smut #taiju x reader #I need him expeditiously #this man makes me feel things I can't even describe #I wanna sit on his face so damn bad 😭 #he's just so fucking hot 😮‍💨 #god bless Wakui for creating such a fine ass man 🫶

[yeonslayjun]

Xie Lian Honey that's very sus

This scene made me squeal bc -

My man Hua Cheng did not think twice before sucking the poison for Xie Lian and the way he blasted the Cobra Scorpion was very Hot

Xie Lian going " A h~" .Do I need to elaborate more? cuz the panel makes it very how can I say.... SUS.

#Love me a man who would risk poisoning himself for his beloved #Nobody touches his gege #xie lian #xie lian sus #RIP Cobra Scorpion you may have bitten XieLian but atleast it helped Huacheng in a way #murder is hot #hua cheng #heaven officials blessing #hualian #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #mxtx tgcf

[stuckinapril]

Plans for tonight: studying physics and psychology and not being pressed about anybody’s dumbass son ‼️🎀🥂💕

#man who is hot? we don’t care #we stay focused on the goal #saw the 28 year old grad student I had a psychotic crush on for the longest time but he’s licherally none of my business #you know what my business is? bernoulli’s law bitch #i was like 20 and he was 27 at the time of us talking and I’m to this day surprised we talked however brief it was #the daddy issues really shone w this one #guys my age suck too so in conclusion we just avoid men for the time being #instead of having toxic thoughts about looking as hot as possible to get his attention I will instead do these physics questions. bless #p

[ingravinoveritas]

Forever imagining 20something Michael and David in a (gay, let's be honest) club in the late '90s and Michael spotting David dancing to "Spice Up Your Life" and being completely enraptured at the sight...

#michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #slinky slutty hips #i saw someone on Twitter say Georgia would be embarrassed at David's dancing #i'm not sure that's true but #i know one Welshman who would never take his eyes off David #also the way he is gripping that desk #is the same way hot bisexual priest Harry Watling gripped the kitchen counter in Inside Man #i'm just saying #there is no heterosexual explanation for this #bless #they are perfect together your honor #ineffable lovers #gifs by me

[burningparadiseduck]

OUR SEXY DUKE !!!

[look at his flirtatious eyes!]

#happy birthday! #this man deserves a happy family 🥹💔. #bless whoever drew him #he looks so good #and so hot #and so THICK #genshin wriothesley #wriothesley #wriothesley x reader #yandere wriothesley #genshin impact #genshin update #genshin imagines #fontaine #blushing kicking my feet and everything in between

[nirrvana]

i know that's not really the point but it's hilarious to think that xie lian was only the super cultivator remaining faithful to his vows for 800 fucking years bc nobody ever checked if men would make him horny

#like the guoshis rlly said so heres how you should avoid the temptation of women. my man went hmmm yup not feeling anything ! #and everyone was like damn he's good #surely he'll never be involved in any uncomfortable situations inside a coffin boat with some hot ghost king nuh uh #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #mxtx tgcf #mxtx #heaven official's blessing #mine

[toaster-fire-art]

Some Qi Rong sketches that i might finish but I might not

#it's been a hot minute #my art #toasterfireart #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #天官赐福 #heaven official's blessing #hob #qi rong #night touring green lantern #i still hate him #but omg did they yassify him in the donghua #wthhhh #animation team really said this is the most homophobic gay man #blaring noel's lamnent as I draw the makeup

[queerlyloud]

Currently reading Sansûkh because I am not able to move around much right now, and I was just thinking how like, all the interspecies ships HAVE to be collaborative works between Mahal and the other Valar, so basically they got together and made OC's specifically to fall in love and get married, and if that isn't fandom-coded behavior, idk what is.

Tldr: the Valar are a bunch of artist friends who get together and make dolls together so they can kiss and fall in love and get married 💕

#That still only counts as one! #mine #jo is talking #silly #funny (to me) #sansûkh #lord of the rings #bagginshield #gimleaf #gigolas #kili and tauriel #the elf and dwarf who made the doors #dont act like you didnt know those two were in love and living happily tinkering and crafting together #valar #lotr #edit to add arwen and aragorn #bless my sweet cardboard cutout man and his hot older wife #truly the most forgettable ship in the series but we all still love them so much #it's just because everyone else's is also funny #bless

[softiedingo]

Pedro Pascal for Casillero Del Diablo era, you will always be famous 🍷✨️

#jose pedro balmaceda pascal #pedro pascal fandom #pedro pascal #pedropascal #ppascaledit #pedropascaledit #pedrohub #pedroispunk #pedrito #casillero del diablo #he looked so hot #so damn hot #god bless this handsome man #he makes me feel things #siiigh #softiedingo

[kibutsulove]

Alexa please play daddy’s home by usher

this one’s for you @ozais-lobotomist

#azulon #atla #hiro kanagawa #this man is so hard to draw god bless #the first one is probably my favorite #Grandfather Eugenics the fascinating man you are #proof that you can make any conventionally unattractive character hot with a specific art style #I’ve actually perfected that art I believe.

[aaviav]

i'm going insane for this man, send help

#league of legends #heartsteel #yone #lol yone #I'M SO BLESSED THAT YONE IS PART OF THIS LINEUP AAAAAAAAAAAAAA #my man... why are you so hot #what for!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #honestly i had no hope since i first saw the spoiler or the teaser image #art

[tavyliasin]

Clothes Maketh The Wizard - Drabble

Dom!Gale x Reader 2nd person drabble, another little warmup while I am working on Secret Event pieces. There will be longer fics and chapters in the next week or so, I promise you that much, so do enjoy these little bites for now to keep you going~ Smut below the cut~

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You felt his breath hot on the back of your neck as he leaned over you, the weight of his body holding your arms crossed behind your back even as you playfully struggled against him, one of his hands cupping your chin and lifting your ear towards his lips. You had made one too many little remarks about the Wizard of Waterdeep and his choice of party attire. “You’re wearing your pyjamas? To a celebration?” Gale’s expression had darkened, but only for a moment before the genial mannerisms returned. That moment though…you felt a shiver down your spine that had been far too enticing. “Well?” You snapped back to the present, bare body pressed hard against the cold desk in his tent as his voice growled into your ear. He was ironically still fully dressed, despite demanding you strip the moment he had invited you inside his tent with a devilish look in his eye. A look you could tell was still very much present as he pushed you for a response. “I asked if you wanted to see some real magic earlier. Have you changed your mind already?” “What-” your voice was hoarse from the angle your head was held, “what kind of magic do you mean? More paltry parlour tricks?” “Oh you are a wicked little thing aren’t you.” His voice dropped lower, the hand that wasn’t holding your chin moving in front of your eyes where you could see the crackling lightning dance between his fingertips. Magic has more uses than entertaining at a party, and I will thank you to remember that not all of us feel the need to dress so provocatively to enjoy an evening of socialising with friends. Although,” he whispered the next part directly into your ear, sending a shiver down your spin, “I, for one, did not mind the view.” His arm moved behind you and out of sight, sparks still audible on the edge of your hearing. The next thing you felt was the sting of the magic along your outer thigh. His fingers danced a vicious waltz up towards your hip. “Parlour tricks,” he grazed his teeth along the top of your ear, “are for apprentices and sorcerers, of which I am neither. So, dearest, do allow me to show you what a fully fledged wizard is truly capable of. You will soon realise that the clothes do not make the man.”

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 fanfiction #gale of waterdeep #dom gale #gale x reader #2nd person fic #his camp outfit really is just comfy pyjamas compared to literally everyone else #and he's still hot #bless that man he knows what he wants and how to live his life

[johnconstantinesdick]

I’m thinking about my Big Three kid swap au (Nico is the prophecy child, Percy is a willow tree, and Thalia is caught in the Lotus Casino) again and specifically Percy is so funny to me. Turns into a tree when he has a found family daughter and almost-boyfriend and wakes up as a a single mother divorcee.

Percy is consistently bringing unhinged domestic spat energy to every confrontation. It’s a full on soap opera. The gods love it. Luke’s troops keep losing respect for him.

Percy kept aging while he was a tree (since we can’t have him join the Hunt) and everyone agrees he’s not the Prophecy Child because he’s fully twenty-something already. So he has no other obligations except conspiring with Annabeth to drag Luke kicking and screaming back home.

Percy keeps referring obliquely to “the divorce” which is very funny but confuses everyone around him. Multiple times he distracts monsters or Titan army demigods by complaining about his “failing marriage” and how “taking care of a kid alone is so hard, you know? I’m not even getting child support!”. Everyone comes out of the conversation sympathetic to the poor guy. Every once in a while Percy adds new lore to see the way Luke’s eye twitches. Luke is not coping well with the judgmental looks, side-eyes, and earnest advice about how to save a marriage. Annabeth keeps getting kidnapped by Luke’s cronies because they very earnestly believe she should get to spend some more time with her other dad.

Every Saturday there’s a truce where all three of them tensely eat cookies in Sally Jackson’s living room. No one has the guts to tell her they’re on opposite sides of a war. Luke tries to turn the tables one (1) time and ask her how she would feel about Percy getting married. Sally’s answer is so heartfelt and genuinely happy that Luke cries alone in his golden sarcophagus later and he never brings it up again. Percy’s smug look goes entirely unnoticed except by Annabeth.

#Percy just likes to eat hot (blue) chip and lie. like any good bisexual. #he’s running the camps propaganda effort all on his own. no one else appreciates it. it’s all ‘why are you fraternizing with the enemy’ and #‘stop telling people you’re married’ and ‘are you trying to babytrap a guy in his twenties with your thirteen year old friend as the baby’ #this man’s fatal flaw is loyalty. as long as there’s a slight chance that Luke might come home Percy is going to keep fighting like hell. #combined with Annabeth’s fatal flaw being pride? the two of them are absolutely assured of their plans. nothing can go wrong. #in the end. well. Nico has ghost powers. banishing a titan from someone’s body is basically an exorcism. #also Percy has successfully gaslit Hermes into thinking he gave his blessing for the marriage so when he drags Luke back to camp after the #war that’s BASICALLY a bridal kidnapping. he’s just connecting with his Greek roots! #pjo #riordanverse #eli writes #eli rambles