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ray-green-wicked4good · 1 year

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Wilford: Please remember that there will be a company-wide New Year's Eve party this evening. And everyone is invited.

Ben: What happens if we decline?

Wilford: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that, Ben.

Javi: But what if we can't make it?

Wilford: Lets just say as your employer I will be greatly disappointed if you fail to arrive.

Boki: You mean you will cut our pay?

Wilford: Or...other essential things.

Ruth: What will be happening at this event?

Wilford: We dance, we drink champagne, we play a few rounds of Jenga, and then we all kiss at midnight.

Audrey: We...all kiss?

Wilford: Yes.

Jinju: All of us?

Wilford: Yes.

Commander Grey: Like...all at once?

Wilford: Yes, God, am I the only one who's ever been to one of these parties before? We dance with abandon, we drink with gusto, we kiss everyone we can reach at midnight, which is why I would like Audrey on my left, Melanie on my right. And Kevin, if you behave you can--

Melanie: Don't get your hopes up, Joseph. I'm not going to your stupid party.

Wilford: Why not?! Give me one good reason.

Melanie: Because it's not New Year's Eve.

Wilford:...Are you sure?

Ben: Of course, she's sure, you idiot.

Wilford: ...

Wilford: Kevin, what is today's date?

Kevin: January 1st.

Wilford:

Ruth: I'm afraid you missed it, Sir.

Audrey: Better luck next year, Joe.

Javi: Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow, boss, but I've got plans tonight.

Boki: You mean we don't get to go dance and drink and kiss again?

Wilford: Now wait just a minute--what does he mean AGAIN?!

Ben:

Javi:

Boki:

Ruth:

Audrey:

Jinju:

Commander Grey:

Kevin:

Wilford: Melanie?! Did you all have a New Year's Eve Party without me?!

Melanie: ...maybe.

Wilford: How could you?!

Melanie: Very easily since you don't even know how to read a calendar.

*Bonus*

Wilford: I'm going to take Jupiter and have my own Night After New Year's Eve Party.

Kevin: Why don't you just call it a New Year's Party, Sir? It's still a special night, the first night of the new year--well, I guess technically it's the first full night of the new year because last night was the first night. Starting at midnight. You know, when you usually stay up to greet the new year--

Wilford: Oh, shut up! My party is gonna be so much better than yours!

Melanie: I doubt that. The Headwoods hosted.

Wilford: What does that even mean?!

Ben: It means we all got high, you moron. And we put glitter and nitro-glycerin in a bunch of beakers and drank it with some railmans ale. And Audrey taught us all how to dance to a song called Cotton-Eyed Joe. And then we played Twister for four hours while the Headwoods went around poking us with scalpels and sticking cotton swabs in our mouths asking for DNA.

Boki: It was amazing.

Jinju: They served charred kale. I love charred kale.

Audrey: I liked the part where we got to experiment on each other.

Javi: I didn't. They said they'd run out of buccal swabs.

Commander Grey: What kind did they use on you then? I don't remember much after the fireworks came out of the cake--

Ruth: I rather enjoyed that bit myself. I always like a good sparkler or two.

Boki: And the song! I love it when we sing that song!

Wilford: Just stop! I've heard enough. Come on Jupiter. We don't need these traitors.

Melanie: I think my favorite part was the balloons. And watching Jupiter chase them. All. Night. Long.

Wilford: *anguished scream* NNNNOOOOOO!

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schizopositivity · 4 months

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Things I'd love for the Internet to leave in 2023:

• misusing the word "delusional" or saying "delulu"

• public freakout videos that are just someone displaying psychotic symptoms

• "I'm in your walls" and other paranoia triggering "jokes"

• schizoposting

• misusing the word "psychotic"

• baiting and triggering people online who are openly psychotic or displaying psychotic symptoms

• excluding schizo-spec and psychotic people from any neurodiversity/mental illness awareness

Let's just all try to be better to schizo-spec and psychotic people. And hold others accountable as well.

#2024 #new years eve #tw im in your walls #tw paranoia #mental illness #nd #schizophrenia #neurodivergent #schizophrenic #psychosis #actuallyschizophrenic #mental health awareness #pseriouslypsychotic #schizo-spec

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nessa007 · 4 months

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#the roman numerals 😭#new years eve #new years day #christmas #twitter

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catchymemes · 4 months

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#happy new year #2024 #funny #lol #haah #humor #meme #memes #wholesome #aww #new years eve #happy new year 2024

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nicostiel · 1 year

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#bye tumblr 2022 it’s been fun

#happy new year #new year #tumblr #2022 #2023 #twitter #andrew tate #greta thunberg #supernatural #spn #new years eve #elon musk #memes #meme #funny #lol #tumblr meme #destiel #goncharov #*myedits

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chiuuee · 4 months

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happy new year everyone!! <3

#wishing u all the best in this yr my lovelies #happy new year #2024 #new year #new years eve #artists on tumblr #illustration #my art #digital art #cats #animal art

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cliopadra · 4 months

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#good omens #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #cliopadra blabbers on #nina #maggie #vynil-a-latte #my art #my art crap #new years eve

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rocktheholygrail · 4 months

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#the good place #jason mendoza #manny jacinto #new years eve #happy new year

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spongebobssquarepants · 4 months

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#2023 #memes #home alone #christmasedit #meme #christmas #kevin mccallister #2024 #home alone 1990 #new year's eve #new years #gifs #kane52630 #posts

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hecateisalesbian · 4 months

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Alright fuckers if this gets 5 4 5 THOUSAND notes before midnight new years eve(Central American time) I’ll actually start doing the things that I want/should do

including:

basic self care

actually staying on top of chores

writing the mbalwjjsoqjjwillion fanfics

expand ALL my au’s

finish most of the art pieces that are sitting as wips

and more

WHAT THE HELL I LEFT FOR 5 MINUTES TO TALK TO MY MOM WHATAUWKJSJWJBDBNSA

NO MORE REPLIES

NO MKRE

ALSO NICE KUNG POW PENIS

yall really wanna make this fun