#and I mean that shit KING SHIT YEAH

[kingflups]

🎉🎉 URL CHANGE 🎉🎉

QUEENFLARA -> KINGFLUPS

#lmao queenflara has lasted longer than highschool AND college #literally have changed my irl name and gender in that time #royal titles stay tho because its funny #it was ironic when I was insecure and a baby #now I have healthy ego #and I mean that shit KING SHIT YEAH #flaraspeaks #should I update my rambling tag too?? #murphy speaks

[nikoisme]

thinking real hard rn.

So in "Hold Them Down" the suitors plot to murder Telemachus and assault Penelope. But in king we hear Amphinomus say

"Damn!

He's more cunning than I assumed!

While we were busy plotting,

He hid our weapons inside this room!

So does this mean that Odysseus is present during "Hold Them Down"?? Probably as a beggar. And judging by how "King" begins with the suitors already being slaughtered (i'm going only by the snippets we have so far), my guess is that "Hold Them Down" will end with Odysseus stringing the bow and shooting Antinous. So does that mean that Odysseus heard what they planned to do to his wife and son? Because holy shit.

#niko rambles #epic the musical #tw sa implied #<- just to be sure #which adds a whole new layer to how PISSED ody sounds in King #i mean yeah there are 108 men practically bankrupting his home #but shit.

[saphira-approves]

Can I come and tell you my deepest pain?

We should have had Morzan alive. I mean yeah, it would fuck up the whole narrative but imagine Murtagh being afraid of his father. He hates the king but fears his father.

Imagine him and Thorn; Morzan sees them, and he has problems with booze in canon, just how drunk he'd have gotten after Thorn learned to talk? There he is with his nameless dragon, half of his heart and soul, that he had to watch descend into stupidity. (Does he have its name written up here and there, does he watch it every day just to think about how he could make it real again?) Would he dream of killing his son and taking his dragon to himself? Would he want that even though he despises that sick joke of a connection that is in between Galbatorix and Shruikan?

And then Galbatorix finally discovers the name of the names. How would he beg for the king to use it to heal his companion?

Also, it would be very funny to watch our main characters run for their lives with an angry dragon after them, but y'know.

Should I write a fic about this

Oh you absolutely should write a fic about this (and let me know when you do! I’d love to read it!), and I should go back through my WIPs to find my time travel AUs…

I usually write more about Selena than Morzan, but I do love the idea of getting to see grown-up Murtagh’s reaction to seeing his father, especially in a context where Murtagh has lived without him for a while—whether that’s because Brom didn’t kill Morzan and Selena got both her sons to Carvahall, or because resurrection or time travel shenanigans happened.

As for Morzan still being around when Murtagh gets captured… I think there’s a 50/50 chance he gets Real Weird about the torture, in a “I was pretty sure up to this point that I didn’t actually care about my son but now my best friend is torturing My Son and I don’t like it actually” way, and I think that would be really fun to explore; I think, also, that when Thorn hatches and Galbatorix prematurely increases his size, Morzan would again be Real Weird about it because, like, that’s a baby dragon the size of an adult. He hasn’t lost his name, he just hasn’t really developed one yet; he’s a weird, warped mirror of Morzan’s own dragon. And when Thorn does, eventually, with difficulty, start to ‘grow up’, Morzan’s probably going to get twitchy about it—it’s been at least a century, more than two thirds of his lifespan, since he’s even MET a somewhat psychologically stable dragon; how much has he forgotten of their true intelligence, their real personalities? And when Galbatorix does find The Word, if Morzan asks him to heal his own dragon… honestly I don’t know if Galbatorix would be able to. Having power and knowing how to use it are two different things, we saw Murtagh figure that out in his own book with The Word. Would the king even know where to start? Would he allow Morzan to try for himself? Morzan probably wouldn’t have a clue where to begin, all we ever hear about him from people who’d met him is that he’s a powerful spellcaster, but not a very clever one.

Honestly, the whole situation might drive Morzan to split from Galbatorix; and even if not, it would still probably drive Morzan to be extremely destructive, to himself and everyone around him.

Also he’d be so pissed to learn about Eragon’s true parentage. Not even in a “my wife cheated on me?!” way but in a “oh my god can Brom stop being SO OBSESSED with me for FIVE MINUTES” kind of way.

#thanks for the ask anon! #inheritance cycle #morzan (inheritance cycle) #murtagh (inheritance cycle) #selena (inheritance cycle) #brom (inheritance cycle) #galbatorix (inheritance cycle) #eragon shadeslayer #saph speaks #also i have a personal headcanon about morzan’s dragon’s name that would be PAINFULLY ironic in this context #hnnn im having. So many ideas now about this actually #if morzan gets to live than tornac does too that’s just the rules #again morzan would be So Weird about him #‘what do you mean you found a Better father figure. im literally your father and im the hottest shit ever. hello??’ #‘i am Literally the king’s best friend what more could you ask for in a father figure. that guy’s the staff!!!!’ #murtagh: well for one thing he’s never thrown a sword at me #morzan: pffft. okay. yeah. whatever. sure. he’s still the staff.

[p4nishers]

yeah no sturmhond was DEFINITELY flirting with mal there

#my bi king #yeah yeah mal is sturmhold now or whatever but u get what i mean #but also nik just gave that title to mal like????? that's very suspicious #AND him with dominik????? BRO WAS IN LOVE FR like idk what this 'nikolina' bullshit yall are talking about cause i aint seen shit between #them idc they were friends but the bi in nik really jumped out so to say this season and i was here for it #nikolai lantsov #sturmhond #shadow and bone #shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone spoilers #malyen oretsev

[sketching-shark]

Little preview of a longer thing.

#xiyouji #journey to the west #jttw #sun wukong #monkey king #thinking again about how of all the ways to portray the Monkey King out there #there does seem to be a kind of reluctance to portray him as a very deliberate murderer #and I'm not talking about the evil demon swk portrayals #I mean more like in xiyouji itself #where he doesn't go out of his way to start shit #but where escalating is always on the table for him once violence is on the table #you often get the sense that he actually gives his opponents a chance to act otherwise #but once they attack well then that's it #and YEAH of course that doesn't excuse a lot of his violence #but it does give you a sense that his violence is much more thought out and deliberate than the uwu chaos monkey presentation would suggest #does make him scarier than other presentations #but it's one I personally find more interesting

[kenonade]

idol achilles + beanie baby king achilles = constantly getting gifted beanie babies and not knowing what to do about it achilles.

i also finally have a reason to play around with these tweet generators. im having the time of my life. evidence attached below.

#in my head his fandom suddenly manifests this inside joke one weekend (art imitates life) #since then he hasn’t been able to stop receiving beanie babies. done w a concert. beanie babies. on his way to the airport. beanie babies. #at this point he has a whole room dedicated to beanie baby storage #yeah sure he could throw them away but he’s restricted by his idol persona of I’m Mean To Everyone But You (My Fans) (I’m Tsundere) #doesn’t help that hes surprisingly emotive in response to these plush creatures #its fandom tradition to force beanie babies upon him #enderverse #enders game #ender’s game #thats right. i want people to see this. #peter wiggin #achilles de flandres #peterachilles #if you squint hard enough??? and if you’re willing to participate in my mass mania #beanie babies king achilles #shit forgot to tag my own art. again #kenon.art #enderverse idol au

[natjennie]

anyone else out here a middle child saddled with eldest daughter responsibilities?

#a bumper sticker that says 'middle-child neglect and eldest-child duties' #i want to believe it started when my older sister moved out but. lets be real. it's always been me. #i am genuinely acting care-giver to my chronically ill younger sister while my dad watches basketball on the couch #and my mom doesnt get out of bed. #like. my mom is pretty sick too and works all day and does most of the housekeeping too #so i dont blame her at all. #i mean i guess my dad works all day but. for real king you can't get up off the couch to support your daughter crying and heaving #no that falls to me. yeah yeah I'll get her a drink and make sure she takes her meds. #what's that? yeah I'll rub her back and run a cloth under the sink and bring her something to eat too. #oh? yes fine I wont take a gummy so i wont sleep because she's in a flare up and needs them more than me #to be clear!! I'm not blaming her either like clearly she feels like shit and she feels guilty all the time #i just. some amount of help from anyone else. or at least maybe. idk A DAY I can rest when i feel like shit #but oh- no- she's coughing up bile again. yep I'll come bring a bucket.

[marigoldwriter]

Summarizing the fanfic I'm writing in a single sentence:

"No but- IT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA TO INJECT TITANS DNA INTO NEWBORN BABIES, ISN'T IT?? WHAT THE FUCK!"

#context: a fanfic that a friend of mine and I are developing #LIKE YOU KIDNAP LIKE 200 BABIES IN CALIFORNIA STATE AND YOU THINK WON'T GET SHIT?? #the culprits are the eco-terrorists Your Honor #what a brilliant little shit idea isn't Jonah #Madison Russell will probably make appearances because I like her but not that much #Jia too but she's another part of the story #children with gigantic titans's dna who feed on radiation i mean yeah what could go wrong #It's not like fiction has shown MANY times that this DOESN'T work #AND I'M GOING TO PUT CATEMAY ALSO #oh but why? because I love them and I hate the fact that their development was that rushed thing in the series #I mean geez they deserved better than that rushed and poorly done romantic development #legendary monsterverse #monsterverse #monarch legacy of monsters #king of the monsters #legendary godzilla #godzilla #mothra #legendary mothra #godzilla kotm #godzilla x kong: the new empire #king kong #king ghidorah #monarch: legacy of monsters #mlom #kotm #jia andrews #madison russell #cate randa #randa family

[alexjcrowley]

I do not wish to participate in any Lance Stroll slander

However Nepo Baby by Danny Gonzalez is his song and I will die on this hill

#genuinely I don't want beef with Lance Stroll fans #like yeah Lance Stroll is rich as fuck but (aside from some noticeable exceptions) so are the other drivers #however he is the only driver whose dad bought a team for and that has to be taken into account as well #so yeah I mean he deserves a little bit of shit for that but my percpetion of who deserves shit or not amongst the drivers #radically changed when discovering the federal crimes committed by 'logie bear''s dad #probably Lawrence Stroll is awful as well #but as far as I am aware he was not sued by the brother-in-law of the King of Jordan #and I also do not wish to slander Logan Sargeant because he looks like a genuine nice guy who is veing treated like shit #but if you wanna drag lance stroll through the mud for being rich and mid #you're gonna have to do a lot of dragging for a lot of people #f1 #formula 1 #lance stroll #CORRECTION it was Logan's sargeant uncle who got sued I correct myself

[todayisafridaynight]

IM GOING TO THROW UP RGG STATUETTES THAT DONT LOOK LIKE DICK AND BALLS REAL ????

FORCING YOU TO LOOK AT HIM RIGHT NOW

#snap chats #ICHIBABYYYYYYYYY #like i GUESS majima and kiryu are there too.... do not care.... did not ask..... #kiryu im sorry i didnt mean it... i care.... but its ichis first statue...... #oh i just know its gonna be a bajillion dollars that i will not have the budget for but i do not care... #never spending an unnecessary dime until the preorder for this is out... or until someone on ebay sells it... #idk i usually got One (1) homie overseas who'll sell me shit... hell yeah.... #anyway brb throwing up. if they make him pale as all christ we kill In Minecraft #im gonna go draw now so i forget the fact ill never be able to have ichi statue #if i couldnt get the ike statue then ichi def aint got any room in my abode... im sorry king...

[liquidstar]

I was thinking it would be cool if there was an ocd character bracket poll (if there is lmk?) But also I don't think there are enough characters in popular media that are actually good ocd representation 💀 so it would almost certainly have to extend to headcanon...

#because putting more niche characters in there would mean not a lot of ppl would care about the poll #plus the point of the poll is to figure out who the most iconic is right? so yeah #but like. when people think of ocd characters they think of shit like sheldon cooper #and if i made a poll like that i wouldn't want to put misrepresentations or stereotypes in... like that's not real ocd swag :/ #I mean obviously I'd still allow a bit of wiggle room for minor hiccups. or hyperbole (in characters like dtk) that fits into the universe #and it's not like i would disqualify characters just for being nerdy even though that is kind of a stereotype #like that kid from Stephen King's It. idr his name. it wasn't a fully accurate depiction and was sort of stereotypical #but it can fly by based on what did make sense #either way I'd certainly not put in characters that don't have ocd at all but ppl think they do just because they like cleaning #like the guy from att/ck on t/tan (wouldn't either way tbh) #though for some like that i can see an argument like. idk. monica geller or someone whos like neurotic enough that you can make a case for #though again a lot of these rely largely on stereotype.... so . but it's what's in the popcultural zeitgeist for ocd 😕

[cosmobrain00]

ive said this bfr kinda but one thing abt owl is he may actually be an asshole, but he’s an asshole with points. important distinction

#ie: him thrashing a certain character n their group- even though he’s overly brutal abt it evrything he says n does has a point n ultimately #he calls out each character for their weakness n how theyre like “kids playing dress up” #n outright laughing in their face when they ask for him to join them to defeat [x] #this is basically owl showing how entirely unprepared they r n yeah he may go overboard w it as I said #but he’s also seen firsthand wht [x] can do n is capable of (n listen post event owl has dealt w sm horrid shit so theres tht too) #n he may not be exactly looking out for anyone but fuck if he doesnt at least try in his own way💔 they'll never get u like I do king #anyways. just thinking many thoughts w owl n how he deals w anger tn #oh cop car by mitski we're rlly in it now arent we... (I get mean when im nervous like a bad dog)

[bigothteddies]

the manager of the department called me into his office for our weekly check in which was good! but at the tail end he asked me about my non-existent date last week and when I gave him some breadcrumbs about an actual person in my life he nailed the real situation I was alluding to down to a fucking tee without even trying and gave me a bunch of (fairly misogynistic, admittedly) advice and I can’t stop laughing

#unimportant thoughts #i mean some of it was good #a lot of it was stuff about self confidence that I’m working on right now anyways #but like oh my god he described E V E R Y T H I N G #he was like hmmmmm this is whats goin on right #and i was like 😳 uh yeah actually #and he was like thats what i thought chin up kid heres what your gonna do #djdjdjd king #also just like. felt weirdly good to talk to a guy about shit yk? #ive been missing male friendship a lot i usually avoid it becuase almost all men i meet tend to say something horrible immediately #and obviously this guy isnt great #but it was nice in some ways even if I think he’s a little shitty in how he views women

[pavlovers]

actually nvm im not emo anymore 🤧

#will i ever be truly content with the ending ? no 💀 but ! everyone looks so cute nd im happy that my fav freaks are able to be silly :p #i have mixed feelings on chifuyu narrating this chapter tho lmao 😭😭 #i mean its great that he somehow remembers everything that michi went through nd their friendship wasnt lost #BUT I CANT GET OVER THAT LIKE. ONE TAKEHINA KISS PANEL AND ITS JUST HIS UGLY CRYING FACE AT THE BOTTOM 😭😭 #i kinda love that for him tho like shit make their day all about yourself king #i wouldn't have taken the whole takehina ending seriously either way #tokrev aint even about them at this point its about the collection of freaks takemichi collected along the way 😭 #what other thoughts can i put out there... #omg sanzu being an influencer is such a slay. i love how he looks exactly the same as he did in the bonten timeline #he just slays online now instead of yknow with a katana in real life ! #kazus adorable. izanas adorable #I LOVE THAT SOUTH IS JUST THERE. IDK HOW THEY MET IN THIS TIMELINE BUT FUCK IT YEAH HES INVITED WHY NOT #seeing timeskip mikey again just confirms my initial feelings towards manila mikey which is that he was ugly 😭 #IDK THE SHORT HAIR DOESNT SUIT HIM IMO 😭 I WAS HOPING THAT WAKUI WOULD GIVE HIM A NEW HAIRCUT THAT WE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE #its ok tho im happy that hes actually happy ! and that the future he wanted with emma and draken and their baby came true 🥲 #WAHH THAT TOO 😭 THE FACT THAT THEYRE MARRIED AND EMMA IS PREGNANT WITH THEIR FIRST CHILD LITERALLY SOBBING 😭 #its what theyve deserved this whole time !!!! #what wakui did to naoto was a crime tho 😭 why does he look like thatttt #bring back detective naoto 😭 current naoto looks more homeless than takemichi that doesnt sit right with me 😭 #im rocking with long hair hanma. shuji just some guy hanma 💀 #wakui making mikey looking at takemichi like that the opening panel like we know what they are 🙄 just had to remind us #thats all i think... its finally over 😭 i may have my grudges but i truly loved reading this weekly for over a year it was so much fun 💗

[shouty-mcnubbs]

on a new episode of: yep, thats hypomania

took my own piercing.

why the fuck did i do that

#stfu ai #personal #bipolar disorder #idfk what else to tag #whatever #ANYWAYS NOW I HAVE A FUCKIN HOLE IN MY MOUTH I GOTTA CLEAN #THE FUCK #IM EVEN ON MY MEDICATION WHAT THE FUCK #looks good tho #just irritated on why i decided to fuckin shove a needle in my lip at 4am #ok to rb #idk if anyone else relates but yk #go off court jesters #bc none of us are kings or queens #i swear #i mean its not like i dont remember or wasnt self aware abt the hypomania its just irritating that my brain decided #YEAH THIS IS FINE WE I CAN DO IT #NO PROBLEM #ITS FIIIIIINE YOULL DO FINE YOU KNOW HOW TO DEAL W THIS SHIT #no the fUCK I DONT #now i need to search up everything bc im an idiot

[brainrotdotorg]

JUST LEARNED THAT HARRY CAN GET BONERED UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BOOKSTORE AND KIM THINKS ITS FUNNY. WHY IS THIS THE FIRST I AM HEARING OF THIS.

#yeah i mean. if she's your type #also that you can ask kim if he thinks the chick on the cover of the book is hot #he says king shit #disco elysium