#americas asshole

[rejectingrepublicans]

#republican assholes #Republican hatred for America

[socialjusticeinamerica]

2nd Amendment NRA asshole gets 25 yrs to life for murdering young woman who accidentally drove up his driveway!

Society can not function if everyone is armed and feels empowered to fire upon anyone for the slightest perceived infraction.

This is why the Russians heavily fund the NRA, to destabilize American society and keep us in endless turmoil that cripples us politically. This is part of a larger strategy called asymmetrical warfare. This is what you do when you can not assault an enemy directly with conventional military forces.

#republican assholes #nra assholes #the nra is a terrorist organization #MAGA terrorist #NRA terrorists #2nd amendment terrorists #never trump #republican hypocrisy #traitor trump #crooked donald #corporate greed #gun control #gun violence #Russia funds NRA to destabilize America #asymmetrical warfare

[republikkkanorcs]

#republican assholes #traitor trump #crooked donald #republican hypocrisy #republican family values #republicans want child labor #AOC #republicans hate America

[pinkflipphonez]

happy b-day gilbert! we still miss you everyday, fly high homie 🕊️

#hetalia #hws america #hws prussia #alfred you asshole the tshirt is gonna scare the HOES #don’t worry he got him back #gil got al a replica of the White House made out of matches on august 24 for being a shitass #dates are going by the founding of the kingdom of Prussia to the free state of Prussia #just so the dates seem realistic to our timeline LOL #kikidoodlez

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

One America News is a Fox wannabe. Right-wing propagandists trying to be more Fox than Fox. Criminals, traitors, and domestic terrorists. Hopefully Smartmatic will sue them into oblivion.

#republican assholes #one America news #OAN #Smartmatic lawsuit #republican propaganda #traitor trump #crooked donald

[justarandombrit]

I'm sorry, but nothing will ever be as funny as the fact that neither Paul nor Emma comment on Ted being infected in America Is Great Again.

#it would be one thing if they made a joke out of it or something #BUT THEY DON'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT #LIKE I GET THE MANS AN ASSHOLE BUT THAT IS *COLD* GUYS #anyway #can you tell ive been rewatching tgwdlm? #the guy who didn't like musicals #america is great again #(← interesting tag there but nevermind) #tgwdlm #tgwdlm starkid #paul matthews #emma perkins #ted spankoffski #starkid #team starkid #starkid productions

[robertdowneyjjr]

a soulmates au where your words only show up after you’ve met your soulmate. sort of like an insurance policy, you know, so you’re not left wondering whether every other person you meet is the one if your words are too generic.

in this universe, captain america has been recovered and active for several years now. he runs missions and saves the world with his ragtag team of superheroes formed by SHIELD. steve's become a celebrity, which he doesn't love, but it's something he learns to live with because that's life for public figures in the 21st century.

tony never became iron man because he walked away from his father's legacy the second he turned 18. he and howard are still working on their relationship, but maria couldn't be prouder and tells tony so everyday. he built his own company from the ground up and it's thriving under his leadership. he's only marginally famous these days and he tries his best to stay out of the limelight, guarding his private life as much as possible. that's how it's been for twenty years and he's happy.

they meet on a day when steve is tired, irritable and angry. he's just returned from a mission where two of his teammates were injured because of the faulty information they received. he goes out on a walk to let off some steam and he's just slipping his phone back into his pocket after rejecting fury's fifth call for a debrief when he slams right into tony.

tony was having a good day. he'd just sent out a new set of designs and decided to reward himself for it. he goes and gets himself a fresh, delicious, life-affirming cup of coffee and is just stepping out of the cafe with aforementioned cup when a walking brick wall comes out of nowhere.

good news is, tony had ordered a cold brew. once every few weeks that's just what he's in the mood for and it had been one of those days. bad news is, instead of drinking it he is now wearing it.

sticky and cold and more than a little shocked, tony barely has time to recover and figure out what happened when steve starts tearing into him.

“god damn it, watch where the fuck you’re going! that could have spilled all over me! idiot!” steve yells at tony. and on a normal day, he’d be apologetic and he’d never curse like this at a stranger. but he really didn’t need yet another thing to go wrong today and he’s on a short fuse.

maybe later, when he’s calmed down, he’ll think back on the cute man with the giant brown eyes staring at him in disbelief and start beating himself up over how he behaved.

at the moment, all tony can do is look at steve’s pristine white t-shirt that somehow has not a single drop of coffee on it, then look back down at his own chest. he has no words except, “wow. you’re a fucking asshole.” and he just turns around and walks away.

tony gets home and strips off for a rinse before he gets ready for his flight to london for a week of meetings. all the while he can’t help but think that angry blond man looked vaguely familiar and he can’t place where he knows him from. he doesn’t notice the new string of words tattooed down the side of his thigh until he’s in his hotel room half a day later.

meanwhile, steve gets home after his walk, after he’s checked on his teammates, after sitting with fury for three long hours to debrief, and finally washes the day off of him. before he gets into the shower, he notices something different about his reflection.

along his left bicep are the words, wow. you’re a fucking asshole.

he thinks back on the cute man with the big brown eyes and a chest full of coffee and wonders how in the hell he can fix this mess.

#maybe he uses his clout as a celebrity and makes a cryptic post on social media #with a picture of a coffee cup and a request for a second chance #and signs it off with ‘a fucking asshole’ #maybe tony sees it and realizes his soulmate is captain america #the man his dad wouldn’t shut up about #and holy crap wouldn’t that be a strange conversation to have with his dad next time he’s home for dinner #even funnier maybe maria sees the post and sends it to the family group chat and she’s like ‘howard this is your friend?’ #and that’s how tony finds out #or maybe steve goes whining to howard one day and happens to run into tony when he’s home visiting #so many possibilities #stevetony #stony #tony stark #steve rogers #stonyclunks soulmates au #kay writes things

[weregonnabecoolbeans]

One of the best things about CA:TWS is how everyone is just mildly annoyed at Steve’s superhuman abilities

#steve: on your left #sam: oh shut up #steve: jumps out of elevator #hydra assholes: oh come on! #its great #this is my favourite movie #steve rogers #captain america #captain america: the winter soldier #the winter soldier #black widow #natasha romanoff #nick fury #ca:tws #bucky barnes #falcon #sam wilson #on your left #marvel #mcu #kate's post

[ethereal-bumble-bee]

@the-realest-spot-conlon

Here’s Cot Sponlon’s campaign poster, lol

#newsies #spot conlon #make america gay again #cot sponlon for president 2024 #cot sponlon #this is completely satire and has no connection to the MAGA assholes

[mygaymindpalace]

We're fucked as a nation. Forcing people to have children and then not passing laws to help protect those children. What the fuck kind of sense does this make?? Who in their right mind thinks this all makes sense?? They said they overruled it because nowhere in the constitution did it mention abortions. Do you know how many "modern" things were probably NOT mentioned in fucking 1788 (constitution ratification date). That was over 200 freaking years ago!!!!!! Women didn't even have basic rights 200 years ago. POC weren't considered under the "all men are created equal" statement. Over 200 years ago segregation & slavery were still legal (the former having been outlawed not even 100 years ago, 58 to be specific). 200 years ago people like me didn't fucking matter, and it's bullshit that 200 years later, it's still the same situation. People can now be denied an abortion. We're going back in time. And that's fucking insane.

#fuck america #roe v wade #roe versus wade #abortion #abortion rights #america #supreme court #bunch of fucking assholes #fuck this country #land of the free my ass

[rejectingrepublicans]

If only we could monetize this. We could provide free breakfast and lunch for every student in America for decades.

#political cartoon #political humor #republican assholes #maga morons #Trump sycophant #Cancun Cruz #Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer #most punchable face in America #a face in need of a hand #oligarch puppet #corporate puppet #dominionist #fake evangelical

[socialjusticeinamerica]

Traitor and domestic terrorist. Republicans and their rich benefactors hate you.

Republicans would crash the economy and impoverish millions just for a chance to regain power. Republicans and their oligarch billionaire masters are largely immune to economic downturns that could leave the rest of us homeless and hungry.

#traitor trump #republican hypocrisy #republican party #republican assholes #corporate greed #power hungry Republicans #Republican lust for power #power corrupts #Republicans hate America

[republikkkanorcs]

#republican assholes #America first fascist assholes #traitor trump #crooked donald #resist

[charlesoberonn]

#whoever thinks leftists are smug or elitist never met a tumblr conservative #they're the most self-assured self-deluding smug assholes online #politics #i blocked all of them #fox news is fascist #they promote fascist talking points #they promote fascist politicians in the america and abroad #they even run their networks behind the scenes based on fascist ideals

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

Republicans are charlatans and lunatics. They are puppets of Putin and billionaire oligarchs. They are not a serious party and should not be holding positions of power. Their only purpose is to allow oligarchs and corporations to plunder America and to turn back the clock on the domestic front to the dark ages.

#republican assholes #traitor trump #mass shootings #god is not punishing America with mass shootings #republicans are killing us #the nra is a terrorist organization #nra blood money #greedy republicans take nra bribes #maine #Maine Republican nuts #crooked donald #traitor #republican hypocrisy #maga morons #resist #republican values #republican family values #never trump

[starriva]

What’s worse than one asshole…….two

#yes they are shit talking about you with their eyes alone #hetalia #hws canada #hws america #hws #I love them been assholes together <3