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[miss-americanbi]

Should I buy it

absolutely

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[miss-americanbi]

*sexy voice* My boyfriend and I saw you across the bar and we really like your vibe would you be down to *raises eyebrow* go skipping and frolicking in a field and pick wildflowers like magical pretty princess forest fairies

It’s giving unicorn hunter but not in a “predatory to bisexuals” way but a “lets go find the unicorns so we can pet them and feed them sugar cubes” kinda way and I am so down

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[miss-americanbi]

U should make a post that u edit to track the hiding and finding of the plastic babies

I should. I’ve got 200 plastic babies I will be hiding before I leave for college. 100 upstairs 100 downstairs. I’m hiding them tonight under the cover of darkness and I hope I will not be discovered in the upcoming chaos of trying to get six 50 pound bags to the airport at 8:00 am. This is my legacy. Will update with more.

Update: I’ve hidden most of them except for the ones going in my little brother’s room and in my parents room. Those will get hidden tomorrow morning.

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[miss-americanbi]

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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[miss-americanbi]

sorry dropped my phone in New York and Ryan Murphy found it

it seems so

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[miss-americanbi]

EVEN WHEN THE DARK COMES CRASHING THROUGH WHEN YOU NEED A FRIEND TO CARRY YOU WHEN YOURE BROKEN ON THE GROUND YOU WILL BE FOUND

please no

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[miss-americanbi]

Like you could fall and no one would hear

not the Ben Plattification of my inbox

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[miss-americanbi]

Have you ever felt like you could disappear

why

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[miss-americanbi]

Have u ever felt forgotten in the middle of nowhere

stop this

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[miss-americanbi]

Have u ever felt like nobody was there

i know what you’re doing

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[miss-americanbi]

What do you think of this pancake I made my roommate

my spooky son

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[miss-americanbi]

You know what, J.R.R. Tolkien’s ghost can’t get mad when people ship his male characters with each other. If he wanted less gay romance, he should have reduced the homoeroticism by 10,000% or actually gotten good at writing female characters.

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