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[miss-americanbi]

Should I buy it

absolutely

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[miss-americanbi]

*sexy voice* My boyfriend and I saw you across the bar and we really like your vibe would you be down to *raises eyebrow* go skipping and frolicking in a field and pick wildflowers like magical pretty princess forest fairies

It’s giving unicorn hunter but not in a “predatory to bisexuals” way but a “lets go find the unicorns so we can pet them and feed them sugar cubes” kinda way and I am so down

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[miss-americanbi]

U should make a post that u edit to track the hiding and finding of the plastic babies

I should. I’ve got 200 plastic babies I will be hiding before I leave for college. 100 upstairs 100 downstairs. I’m hiding them tonight under the cover of darkness and I hope I will not be discovered in the upcoming chaos of trying to get six 50 pound bags to the airport at 8:00 am. This is my legacy. Will update with more.

Update: I’ve hidden most of them except for the ones going in my little brother’s room and in my parents room. Those will get hidden tomorrow morning.

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[miss-americanbi]

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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[miss-americanbi]

Give me corn chips 😡

What kind?

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[miss-americanbi]

sorry dropped my phone in New York and Ryan Murphy found it

it seems so

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[miss-americanbi]

EVEN WHEN THE DARK COMES CRASHING THROUGH WHEN YOU NEED A FRIEND TO CARRY YOU WHEN YOURE BROKEN ON THE GROUND YOU WILL BE FOUND

please no

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[miss-americanbi]

Like you could fall and no one would hear

not the Ben Plattification of my inbox

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[miss-americanbi]

Have you ever felt like you could disappear

why

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[miss-americanbi]

Have u ever felt forgotten in the middle of nowhere

stop this

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[miss-americanbi]

Have u ever felt like nobody was there

i know what you’re doing

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[miss-americanbi]

What do you think of this pancake I made my roommate

my spooky son

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[miss-americanbi]

Cleanse him

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[miss-americanbi]

We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty

Joke’s on you my car’s warranty is EXPIRED

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[miss-americanbi]

What do you want from me

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[miss-americanbi]

Clams?

Clams.

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