#also u fucking troll

[zrllosyn]

Hiiiiii Enn you reblogged an ask meme 👀

5 n 9?~ 👀

Annnddd 17? :3c

OOP HGJHGG

yea no sorry i reblogged it twice bcs i forgot to tag it and. i tried to tag it on mobile. and tagged it and reblogged it. instead. whoobs

5. What are some of your OCs biggest fears?

GOD.

WHICH ONE.

LIKE GOD THEY ALL HAVE ISSUES

I guess i'll go with the ocs i've mentioned so far?

AIS: She's the one i remember the least, but I'm pretty sure she has a healthy fear of just. Death. missing out. Never amounting to much. Never being enough.

Lilyan: God. Uh. Definitely also not being enough but also like. Failure. So much fear of failure. Death. Violence. She does not want to loose anyone else. But she also fears what they will become. Also she fears she is also the monster she fears the most.

Haru: Rejection. Being forgotten. Lack of connection. Being unloved? Uncared for? He desires connection and fears being alone.

Th fonttale bastard is au dependent so. Yeag.

9. Favourite OC?

I already mentioned th fonttale frisks so LET ME SHARE YOU SOME MORE. BECAUSE GOD I WILL TAKE ANY OPPORTUNITY TO TALK ABOUT THEM

HOW ABOUT A LOG HORIZON AU

they are siblings i love them

ALSO HAVE ANOTHER ONE

leverage au.

Theyre presenting very fem in this particular doodle

17. What are some tropes and character dynamics found in your wips?

Like. In fics? time travel, fixing what cant be fixed, loosing everything and gaining everything at once.

UH. OTHER THAN THAT??

UH.

The struggle against fate? depression? i GUESS?? I DONT KNOW MAN, MY OCS DO END UP SIMILAR THOUGH

god this one is hard

#enn talks #answering ask memes #AJ U ASKED TH HARD ONES #also u fucking troll #here u go #i have narrowed it down to ocs #that you dont know #LMAO #anyways #i love ocs #ocs good #i will talk forever

[maskyartist]

SO I REWATCHED THE TROLLS TRILOGY-

#masky says #oc: beatdrop #trolls #trolls dreamworks #techno troll #trolls oc #doodles #in case anyones curious she/they pronouns for em pls :) #anyways watch Trolls 3 at least that ones fucking killer #Trolls 2 world tour is also rad as hell #…first one ain’t so good BUT WE ALL START SOMEWHERE OKAY #*SINGING KILLED MY GRANDMA- #anyways trolls fandom pls like me thank u bats my eyelashes kicks my feet twirls my hair

[amethyst-halo]

i need to draw it so bad but i decided that b&b au branch and kismet meet because branch gets taken to the beach once a week to dig holes for enrichment™ and the other kismet boys, who are on vacation there, come up while he’s digging and are like “heck yes a hole can we help” as boys do

branch ends up enjoying their company more than he wants to admit bc they’re very helpful in his bunker digging. but when they reveal that they have to go home soon he sorta breaks down and shuts them out completely bc he’s 7 and traumatized. bruce talks him (and their parents) into letting the boys be pen pals bc he thinks it’ll be really good for branch, and they write letters for each of the other boys

branch meets them before they leave to hand over his letters, but one of the parents- upon seeing branch is gray- says “no absolutely not you are not interacting with a gray troll” and drags their kid ablaze away, who’s trying to break free and insist branch is a friend. branch is, understandably, very upset by this and runs off, but the other parents and kismet boys promise bruce that ablaze will write even if it has to be secret.

and they do!!! branch keeps up with them regularly and they try to come visit as often as they can convince their parents to and they are friends forever and ever :]

#sketch speaks #trolls #trolls au #b&b au #listen. didn’t branch get secluded bc he was gray. was that a thing. i don’t remember #but like it seems like being gray is part of why he’s teased so much in trolls 1 so i kinda ran w that #ablaze says fuck u to his parent also so it’s fine #hi. it’s 4 am again. fml

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

was gonna say it in the tags of my last reblog but it was such a heartwarming post i didn’t want to put my Grumpy Fandom Whining on it lmao

but like augghg when there’s a post discussing izzy and his connections to racism/colonization (both from the implicit biases of his character and the meta themes of his narrative role) and izzy stans crawl out of the woodwork to be like “well if you hate izzy for being racist you MUST hate stede for also being racist!! you’re being a hypocrite!!!! stede is just as bad!!!!!!!!!!”

but like 1. i don’t hate izzy bc he has racist implicit biases and 2. i have never denied that stede doesn’t have a LOT of growing to do

but aaaaaaAAAAGHHHH YOU GUYS. YOU GUYSSSSS.

it’s not about the biases. it’s not about characters being Problematic™. i just don’t like izzy bc he’s MEAN!!!

THATS IT! THATS LITERALLY IT!!!! he’s mean and bitter and that does not appeal to my personal taste in blorbos!!!!! i don’t CARE if he’s in deep unrequited love with ed i don’t CARE if he’s surrounded by idiots and he’s tired and exasperated I! DONT! CARE!!! i don’t like characters who are just viciously mean to everyone around them no matter what!!!!! he is mean and unfunny except when he’s being laughed at and i find that deeply unappealing!!!

and if you like izzy, that’s literally fine. like congrats! im glad you have fun with your little asshole antagonist!!! liking mean characters is totally valid!!!! but oh my GOD to come onto an analysis of izzy’s racism and be like “okay but what about stede-” stede has a lot he needs to work on, but my hatred of izzy isn’t about how i focus on his flaws and my love of stede isn’t about how i ignore his.

STEDE, man. this guy set out to build a family at sea and he gladly shares everything he has with people and wants his crew to have fun and express themselves and yeah sometimes he can be self absorbed and ignorant but by GOD he CARES about building a little community on his ship!!! and despite all his flaws and all his room for improvement, it works!!!!!!! and that’s what everyone completely MISSES when they try and defend izzy by shitting on stede!!!!!!!!

#ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #stede fucking bonnet #izzy critical #txt #mine #og #if this post is in the izcourse tag no it isnt u just dont know how to use tumblr #meta #ofmd meta #<- idk why not #“why would izzy be nice to anyone nobody’s been nice to HIM” does roach’s sandwich mean nothing to you. hello. #like izzy is mean and he’s also just not fun to be around #unlike calico jack who is mean but by god does he know how to party lmao #anywayyy this is a petty post lol i won’t deny it. but guys. guys. #i just… really love stede okay #he is so silly and nice and also a huge bitch and he makes me so angry i want to chew glass and i would die for him #yknow what. that hateful troll anon is right. i DONT make enough positive posts about stede

[hazardsoflove]

lifehack: if you stayed up too late and have to get up early and know if you went to sleep you would sleep through all of your alarms and not wake up on time and definitely be late just stay up the whole night. there are no downsides you definitely won’t experience the horrors and you can listen to cool songs like no children at 7:30am

#someone fucking help me #i have to do the same thing 4 days in a row and u know my ass will not be going to bed early #at least my schedule today is 8am 12:30pm and 9pm but im not going back to sleep bc once im up im up #but also im driving around getting gas and probably seeing trolls 3 this afternoon #ive also just been blasting mcr since like 7:45an #*am ukw i meant #r.txt

[fairytypingg]

I FINALLY WROTE A TROLLS FIC AND ITS NOT THE ONE IVE BEEN SAYING I'LL WRITE IM SO SORRY GUYS I PROMISE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD IS COMING I JUST NEED TO WRITE IT FIRST anyway have Velvet Fucking Dies, the fic

#shut up quill #my art #my writing #velvet trolls #trolls velvet #velvet and veneer #veneer trolls #trolls veneer #trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #trolls fanfic #velvet and veneer fic #can anyone hear me #they make me SICK #i need to give veneer in this fic a hug #also i usually make them orphans but like one singular friend has been hounding me abt it so #fine. i gave them parents. but they are so sucks. fuck you #anyway love u guys comments kudos reblogs appreciated ahgidjhd

[termagax]

i dont knowwwwwwwwwww i just. my thing is that i think the changelings could have an interesting place in the narrative given jims whole conflict is about trying to navigate his place in two worlds neither of which he completely fits in but both of which he needs to be his complete and authentic self. but they shoot themselves in the foot by making strickler the main one and they get sooooo close to doing this with nomura before getting bored and doing it again but worse with strickler. so in my mind i think this is why i was so set on addy being a changeling because i want her to fill that narrative role of someone who's ACTUALLY chill about this dichotomy and who really loves this part of herself without the baggage inherent to nomnoms situation (not acknowledging strickler he did most of that to himself). i just think he needs someone who can show him that its actually genuinely very possible to have both halves of his heart especially post-potion. but man. you cant really get there without dancing around the janus order stuff. and i know if she was real it would just be a cheap lampshade like "welllll shes a polymorph so. no familiar no problem" but that opens up a can of worms that i feel responsible for. and just in general the entire thing has so much baggage. i wish this show was GOOD.

#like i like the concept that the changelings were troll babies tortured with dark magic i think for me it justifies arrghs fondness for her #because hes in an extremely similar situation and i think him watching it happen under his command would be enough for him to say hm. i can #do this anymore goodbye. and i like those kinds of dynamics a lot #so i feel like you can just take that aspect and run with it #instead of the familiars give them some sort or mild innate mental magic? so they can write their identities into peoples lives #so you can still get that sense of like. an invader where its not supposed to be #without having to touch goblin baby kidnapping #'but that ruins the whole plot with claire' idgaf figure it out. i would do somwthing wlse with that anyways #they retroactively imply claires magic is innate later on in wizards anyways #so if youre gonna do that just make her brother also have it in some way which would make him a valuable asset if noticed by someone like #strickler. make it smt with the bridge or some other thing where they neeeeeeeed a magic user and itd be too risky to like. kidnap a studen #so they cant take claire. or nobodys noticed she has powers yet #make it so the baby goes missing and nobody seems to remember him at all EXCEPT claire #bcz strickler mind powers. which tangent but u can also use later for his thing w jims mom #and makes the whole 'we have to erase her memories of him' less convoluted bullshit #anyways back on track. just have the baby at the bridge ceremony for magic power reasons and in the conflict smth grabs him and takes him #thru the portal in the hopes of opening the bridge frm the other side #anyways.tthey had options is all im saying and they chose to do it in the worst way possible #just scrap the janus order im not touching that #it was so fucking pointless anyways. they didnt DO anything not one single thing

[lovelyrotter]

to this day i cant believe how many people full heartedly dont want any kind of conflict or antags doing antagonistic things or even just well written, nuanced, realistic teenaged characters fucking up and making bad choices in HS. like are. are we reading the same thing. have we been reading the same thing. yall didnt pay attention in eng lit AT ALL i see

#my t #too many posts today talking abt 'eridan wouldnt say slurs :( hussie shouldnt write that thats bad' YEAH THATS THE POINT #eridan is fantasy racist!!!! of course hed say hemo based slurs!!!!??? #and hussie thinking about hemo based slurs is good well thought out writing that adds to troll society as a concept??? #if you want to write a class system in your story that has characters face oppression then you should populate it with vocab like that??? #it doesnt mean youre doing an irl racism what the actual fuck are yall on about #and it certainly doesnt mean that HUSSIE is doing an irl racism #do any of yall bleed bronze or teal? didnt think so. hemo slurs are not real and are not 1:1 matches for irl slurs #some of yall dont know what worldbuilding is #my own high fantasy setting does in fact has in-world slurs in it!! bc i want that nuance??? #i want to show my characters facing that struggle and also facing their own prejudices???? its just fucking worldbuilding #why do you want fictional oppressors to be 'nice' and know that slurs are bad and not use them #ofc they know slurs are bad thats why irl bigots say them #if u want a fictional society to be based on oppression you should think about the vocab and phrases that are included in that oppression

[mcl38]

At least your self aware. we have been hearing about that ugly troll being a future wdc for 5 years and he can not even capitalize on any chance to win without bottling it

id actually argue lando was rly slept on in terms of wdc material for the first 3ish years he spent in f1, and i think theres a couple reasons for that. first, like, he just didnt have a compelling enough narrative - when u compare it to his fellow 2019 british rookies, one of them was the champion of formula williams bc that car was so far behind anyone else, and the other one got promoted to a top 3 team within half a year, meanwhile lando was just kinda quietly collecting midfield points in a difficult-to-drive car, not rly much artifice in his rookie season. and then also, bc of his adolescent charisma, it was rly tempting for pundits and fans alike to shoehorn lando into this weird category of like court fool, where he gets to do his little quips and jokes and giggles and everyone gets to forget that he also like, drives a car.

but the funnest reason for this initial underrating imo is that lando's not had a typical driver performance trajectory. ive talked abt this before, but his progress in f1 has been SO amazing to watch bc he just keeps getting better bro. ppl like charles and george got the label of prodigy or championship potential bc they came into f1 guns ablazing, ready to fuck shit up in their subpar cars, and only after years in the sport do we see that, in top cars, that same crazy determination can easily turn into desperation and overshooting. lando, meanwhile, came into f1 a shy driver. i don't mean in terms of personality, but in terms of racecraft - he tended to lose positions after the start, give up slightly too easily in wheel to wheel battles, choose to save tyres over fighting for position, etc (traits that he still somewhat displays). but then, over his 5 years in the sport, he's sort of quietly and methodically developed niche skills like tyre management, race pace, and outlaps / inlaps (as well as the bigger ones like overtaking lol), and now he's in a top dog car and people r surpised to see that he's like consistently a threat, consistently on the podium, hasnt crashed into a wall once this season, hasnt ever had a driver error dnf. why? because he started off cautious (and therefore unimpressive), which turned into calculated, so he can figure out exactly where he can push and where he can't afford to. which is exactly what mclaren want and need in a top car driver

so like yes i understand that the nowins jokes arent gonna stop until he does actually get a win. but at the same time, he's currently sitting in front of the only non-rbr race winner in the championship with a car thats only been fast for half the season. and why is that? because he bottles races? nope. because he doesnt

#mr consistent forever in my heart <3 #im not gonna attach the troll pic again. i also dont rly care that u call him ugly lmao #he looks like one of those fucked up bats as all my followers know CJDKFK #like hes allowed to be ugly - as long as hes been on the podium 5 out of the last 6 GPs lmao #anyways! ty for giving me the opportunity to gush abt my guy again #lando #ask #anon #the lando hater

[anachronistic-falsehood]

YAYYYY DRREAMSTUUCK HOURS!!!!! are there any specific headcanons you have that wont be explicitly included in the fic ?? things like. idk worldbuilding or little details that are so obscure that writing about them would be clunky or hard to fit nicely into plot. stuff like that etc :]

YES YES. YES I DO. okay first of all dstuck tommy is canonically trans so write that down. it's not really mentioned because wilbur straight up did not introduce the concept of gender to this kid and just called tommy he/him because he knew paradox space was going to give him a son no matter what, so when tommy learned what gender was and said "hey i'm a man >:3" wilbur was like sure ok. thog don't caare!! it is alluded to though and it will be heavily implied in my guardian wilbur oneshot that i'll prolly post sometime in the next couple months after i introduce our fourth beta player :3 (SPOILERS it's aimsey our fourth player is aimsey i feel like i've mentioned it before but yeah. fourth player aimsey :3 the session needs a knight so AIMSEY!!!)

ERET. they will not go crazy go stupid during murderstuck, they are not one of the murderers, but the concept of betrayal and redemption is very important to eret's character so they do have a backstory where they tried to hand skeppy over to the empire and get him culled. it will be mentioned!! probably will expand on it more in meteorstuck if possible, but for now it's barely there. there's SO much to include in dstuck it's insane

ponk lives in a tree because they ran away from the neighborhood they used to live in. someone got culled by some drones and in a panic, ponk ran away with their lusus and disappeared into the woods, where they met sapnap!! they were two of the first ones to meet, followed by sam, bad, and skeppy. they were the original five of their group before everyone else came in!

giving u some beta kids lore rn that will be expanded on in my guardian oneshots :3 tubbo started coding things at like three years old. GENIUS KID! PRODIGY!! he can also just kind of feel when other people are nearby? schlatt never caught him awake at night because tubbo without even hearing him would hide his book or device under his pillow when schlatt is just THINKING of checking on the kid. insane. ranboo is constantly aware of the space around him. try to trip him?? he's hopping over your foot without even realizing it. throw something at him?? he's dodging or catching it without looking up. because of this he has near perfect aim. would KILL IT in baseball!!! also would make a great marksman! unfortunately his weapon of choice is a sword, but he'll get really good with that as well and may even throw his blades in a strife. always hits his targets. tommy can keep perfect time without a metronome. knows exactly what time it is without looking. knows exactly how much time has passed since something happened last, down to the second. would make a wonderful dancer for the way he keeps time, but wants to be like his bro and become a musician!! kind of unnerving when he says "it's 1:32 pm" without even looking up from his keyboard when wilbur asks what time it is. aimsey. kind of a terrifying kid to raise! there one second and gone the next. shadows are their friend. constantly disappearing somewhere, not like they're invisible, but like they're just. completely unnoticeable until they speak. your gaze just sweeps right over them, thinking they're another shadow in the corner. kristen wakes up in the middle of the night thinking no one is in her room and then aimsey says "grandma i frew up" suddenly standing at the end of her bed. it's a got damn wonder that kid didn't give her a heart attack before the game

OOH another very little thing. ranboosprite? from the doomed timeline? not dead. :3 they'll be back :3 hehehehehehe

#dreamstuck #friend tag :3 #ds!tommy is trans but like it doesnt' even rly register for him that he is bc he was just kind of raised as whatever his whole life #wilbur was like “oh shit this thing looks like a girl? eh i don't give a fuck phil said i'm havin a boy so i'll let it do what it wants” #aimsey similarly was raised kinda gender neutral because phil was like “idk what that one is gonna be? take a guess ig do whatever u want” #the trolls all met at varying points in time but the first five all met when they're were only like three sweeps old!! some of them younger #some met in person and some found each other over trollian until they were all together in one tight knit group #def wanna talk abt eret's backstory eventually but it's more than i can fit into dstuck at the moment so it might have to wait for a onesho #THANK U THANK U MAC I LOVE TALKIN ABOUT DSTUCK! UPD8 TOMORROW!!!! #ALSO IM LISTENIN 2 UR VASH PLAYLIST RN. U HAVE IMPECCABLE TASTE

[oh-no-boi]

i think..... mike sheppard (brokenwood) is.. my blorbo

#brokenwood #im just tagging this so y'all this make fun of me i guess #frabkly all of them are my blorbos #frodo? blorbo #kristen? blorbo #gay pastor? blorbo #gina? she's a queen #u cannot tell me that she is not trolling everyone with her russian stuff #also kristin plz borsht is good #unless gina made one of the shitty ver that arent as tasty (tis just my opinion ok my mom makes the tastiest &i shall hear of nothing else) #...i wish jared was back tho #i do like the current dude and am fucking blanking on his name even tho i just heard it again earlirr today

[trollbreak]

Wild how I was like ok I can have 1 new character. And then dreamed another

#bill enris what the fuck r u and also how do I put u back into troll form and also when did u stop being a troll lol

[astrumocs]

//waddles in// Hey null :] I brought you.. 💐 some flowers! Happy spring! They've started to sell tulips and hydrangeas in stores.. smells wonderful.. though I hope you don't mind me asking.. Do you perhaps know of someone name Seifer? I know you're a friendly type that knows a lotta faces.. and sorry for always asking.. but whats your opinion on the guy?

Ah, how kind of you, GG! These are beautiful... you're truly very thoughtful- I wish I'd known you would bring them by so I could get you something in return. I hope you'll forgive me this once."

"And a happy spring to you as well, I am hopeful it will treat you softly."

"Seifer? You know, I've been asked about him before, I believe... I'm afraid I don't know much outside of him being a member of the Fleet many sweeps before I even hatched. He was declared deceased when things came to their conclusion, as far as I recall."

"You may have more luck searching a library for information on The Exchange and his crew, I'm not the most well-versed in fleet history. Apologies that I couldn't be of more help."

#null speaks #goldenguillotines #hi gg <3 #he does not care for ancestor aged trolls so he doesn't take much time to learn about them #also doesn't give a fuck about fleet history tbh w/ u

[voidrots]

i took two Benadryl like thirty minutes ago be really nice if theyd fucking kick in

#txt #i am Suffering. #also u will look at my new icon made by my homie jamie cryptic-trolls <3 <3 <3 #selmri my fucking beloved son boy

[hyunubear]

I still can't forget that wonho instagram live-

i couldn't even if i wanted to, with everything that's still going on over on Twitter ☠️

#im honestly just baffled at this point #someone has prepared an email sample to sent to SSE #like... sure there are always people talking shit abt wonho here and there *cough* armchairs and 4th gen children stans *cough* #but i haven't seen a considerable amount of tweets being gross? #and like gross comments like these are also usually posted on burner accs or small accs with few followers #so when a weird tweet from someone irrelavant gets a huge backlash I actually fault the people engaging with it and getting the BS attentio #when they should've left it to rot and flop #plus... if there were actually any threat to wonho's reputation sse would do something abt it #bc they've invested a lot in wonho #im so tired of stan twt acting like wonho and monsta x are children who need to be protected #if wonho gave a fuck abt showing skin he would've worn different clothes after the other incident #plus i don't even think he was commando this time #it just doesn't make sense #it was probably a skintone color dancer's belt or boxers #it was stan twitter themselves who kept posting the screenshots and hyping it/making jokes and now they're mad that weirdo's found it? #where do u think they found it? #no troll is that invested to actually watch wonho's lives just to get something to bully him for/be gross about #this was a rant noone asked for but everyone got lislfsjf #anyway #yeah i won't be forgetting abt it any time soon either #ask #yesitsme-lol #(Almost tagged it anon for some reason sdjflsdjf)

[queerspacepunk]

Can you please fucking tag your Izzy Hands posts properly so that I don't have to see you drool over an abusive homophobic racist?

I was hoping this would make more sense once I'd had some coffee but it doesn't so uh, i have genuinely no idea what you're talking about. The very last thing I want to do with izzy hands is drool over him?? he's a stinky little rat bastard and i hate him and I'm not quite sure where you got any other idea? my pinned post literally says i want to put him in the plinko machine like a horse and i do not mean that in a fun way.

if it's the post about "things people say they want to do to izzy that I vibe with"...... i meant like "putting him in a jar and studying him like a bug" or "putting his brain in a salad spinner" ngl thinking that equates to drooling over him feels a lot more like a you problem not a me problem ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

he's a great antagonist and the result of some spectacular writing -- generally when i hate someone as much as i hate izzy hands i want them gone and out of the plot and out of the show but actually i do want to see him in s2 PURELY so i can witness him getting stuck in a bespoke hell of his own making.

i completely understand not wanting to see "pro-izzy" content, i really do, but given that's not what i'm about, i'm the wrong person to be asking if u wanna avoid it and if you want to completely avoid izzy hands content fullstop then... uh... good luck? i mean that sincerely because that's gonna be hard but more power to you.

i don't tag my shit "izzy hands" bc all the blacklisting shit i'm aware of will pick up both tags and post text, and given i usually say "izzy hands" when referring to him i didn't see the need to also tag for, uh, one of the show's main characters?

had you just asked me to tag izzy hands so you could block it i would have said yeah sure and done it. not even saying you needed to be POLITE or friendly about it, just could have saved yourself some typing and avoided the (frankly, baffling) insinuations. and i'll be honest with you, i probably will start tagging him because i'm a big supporter of doing low effort things like that to help other people out and allow them to maintain boundaries. THAT BEING SAID i am also a petty little bitch and right at this moment i don't feel like indulging you at all, so we'll see i guess.

#who's pissing on the poor #bing bong #sorry friends for the long response #i know ur not supposed to feed trolls etc but i have life and work and shit and would like to get this out of my fucking head sooooo #if u ever DO have things u want me to tag u can just ask me and i'll do it? or do my best at least #like u do not have to go this far friends #also i have now received TWO angry anons in my decade long tumblr career #and both had big vibes ngl