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forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well
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fuuuuuck i just remembered. the fucking planes
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Another reason I want more Addams Family with the 90s cast is I think it would be so nice to see Morticia uncorseted and aging gracefully. I don't think she'd go full Grandmama but do you really think an Addams is afraid of wrinkles and cellulite?
Look me in the eye and tell me Anjelica Huston doesn't still have it.
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still not a huge fan of this but somebody was real nice about it in the tags so here's the image anyway
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The idea of “accountability” for like, maybe having a kink is really funny. Hey guys sorry for reblogging hentai, in the name of transparency and accountability I just want my followers to know I did it because it made my pussy wet. I’ve recently been informed that this means I have serious mental issues so I have gone ahead and proactively checked myself into an institution. Please let me know if I need to end my life now. Listening and learning
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Do you ever forget that you have a gender to most people….. meaning that random people at the grocery store see me as a woman and not just a little internet guy
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I had this idea for a looping animation in which a single dot has a pretty long loop, but the animation as a whole is much shorter. Because of the repetition this animation is only 1 second long!
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this is a political compass of sexuality to me.
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come on man not againnnn
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Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is horrifying weapon attack
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Spiny flower mantis
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A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with
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i hate that even self proclaimed radicals think "people shouldnt have to work to survive" is too radical. yes yes advocate for fair wages, but dont forget those wages, even if fair, are just a prize you get for being better at capitalism than ppl like me
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