#also i wish it was a joke

[just-french-me-up]

when my partner tells me stuff like : "we're this close to slam the door and leave." after another one of his mother's antics rife with guilt tripping and child parentification 🥵🥵

like it isn't one of my deepest fantasies 👀🥵

boy trust me i'm already half way out of the fucking door 👌

#personal #i would have put this under readmore but im on my phone and idk how to do that #also i wish it was a joke #but it's not and im in hell #please free me from this hellscape before i Snap #nothing will top the AGONY of Christmas 2021 #but hey we have a runner up ladies gents and pals #also sorry i needed to VENT CAUSE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD #remind me to make a mother in law bingo card next year #cause she's hitting all the fan favourites #i have stories. for DAYS

[loveofastarvingdog]

castiel loves you guys. thanks cas

#timothy's txts. #sometimes being nice is so so hard #and i do not like being talked to condescendingly!!!! and i do not like mean stupid comments!!! #but i am. not. going. to. be. an. asshole. #tw swearing #edit: this post is about me but i am fine with y’all tagging blorbos as you see fit and so wish #also this is not a joke

[adobe-outdesign]

there was a period of time during the early days of Neopets wherein they would redesign an older pet. in order to pick a redesign they'd offer a poll with a few different options, like this:

but during 2001—2004 they would do polls with several completely normal, similar-looking options and then one (1) just completely messed up option that they never acknowledged or explained

my personal favorite was the Gelert one

#neopets #neotag #mynci #kougra #gelert #outdesign posts things #I like the mutant gelert we got but I also kind of unironically wish that messed up design was the mutant #presumably these were joke options but you could vote on them which makes me wonder what they would've done if the gag option won #greatest hits

[nova-rpv]

the eepies!!!

#sth #sonic fanart #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow #the eepies #their arms are also asleep #dont worry about it though #they give me my will to live #i wish i was joking #nov.aart

[starry-bi-sky]

more clone^2 memes because i think they're funny

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #clone^2 #danny fenton is not the ghost king #so canon to clone^2 and clone damian the portal that ends up transporting damian to amity park is left pr ambiguous #so really how he got there could be one of many things whether it be through divine intervention or clockwork's doing or hell #it could've also been quite literally the 1 in 1 millionth chance that a natural portal opened up beneath him and sent him to amity #and was a happy accident #but the idea that the laz pits or another adjacent such entity heard damian wanting an older brother (he meant og damian but oops never- #specified) and then sends him to the one person who could fulfill that wish and make him happy at the same time. #was really funny to me within the context of the lilo and stitch meme. the meme can also be seen the other way around with danny as lilo #and damian as stitch. but danny being stitch was infinitely funnier and ~technically~ more accurate imo #danny technically IS a nice angel but also. he's a developing menace to society (just ask wes) and he's going to make damian one too #danny being from the midwest means he has a midwestern accent and thats not something the bats know how to handle when they finally meet hi #hey look at that! my meme making skills are steadily improving. im no longer making the same joke six different times in different formats #those first two images i made a few days ago the rest i made in the last thirty minutes in a spur of clone^2 induced inspiration #and procrastination of writing the cfau rewrite of the first post. we are 10k words deep folks and just barely got past the 1st gala reunio #dunking on the giw is a god-given right and danny WILL pass it down to damian

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

At the start of this project all I wanted was to 'learn how to draw' using comics as a medium and the MDZS audio drama as inspiration.

I've come *very* far from making simple, 3 panel black and white comics, and I truly do intend to go even further. Thank you to everyone who cheered me on throughout 2023, it has been an incredible year in so many ways I never could have imagined. I look forwards to drawing throughout 2024 B*)

#poorly drawn mdzs #art summary #It's so interesting looking back at how my style and technique changed throughout the year! #I used PD-wwx as the consistent factor (October is an exception) and you can see so many processes going on. #My little petri dish amoeba (with a little red bow to tell him apart from the other amoeba) <3 #Whether it's getting new markers or trying out a new shading style - it's cool seeing a snapshot of my journey like this B*) #There's certainly been a slower curve to my overt improvement *but* I have become so much faster! #My life outside of drawing has been hectic and at several points extremely stressful this year. For all the work this blog has been- #-It has truly been a life saving anchor when the darkest of times have hit. #Love is hard work. Change is even harder work. Sticking to a goal I set out for myself and striving to keep going was worth it. #And I love drawing. I think there has always been something in me that longed for this. And it is finally tangible! I can draw!!! #I wanted to make a more elaborate year reflection where I looked back at my favourite comics and jokes. #but I'll leave that to the one year anniversary. #I have also been collecting a ton of statistics throughout the year and I am desperate to share them. I'm that kind of nerd B*) #I can never say it enough: Thank you all for the kindness and support. I wish everyone a lovely 2024!!!

[cozylittleartblog]

diversity win your spam emails are queer

#deltarune #spamton #swatch #art #doodles #pansexual #bigshot spamton #stupid joke ive had sitting in my head for months whjbfghbjdfg. artist brain override gay brain (me too). good for him though!! #me refilling my printer ink tanks: omg my printer is pan... soooo coool.... #and dont forget that he owned the mettaton dress of transgenderism either. arguably this has the trans flag colors too #wait theres a car joke here also. TransAm? more like TransPan. haha nice #+ his glasses fit the theme so Bonus Spam + i changed my 90s swat a little again #they're just gonna be different every time i draw them. for funsies. and thats fine. i havent even posted 90s queen yet SMFH !!!!! #there's something to be said about metaphors in their 90s fashion choices. something something more colorful design back then #something something not hiding their eyes yet something something Learned A Lesson.... #you could read that a certain way. or perhaps not #obligatory 'my swatch uses they them' tag #obligatory 'fine to tag as ship if you want idc' tag #obligatory 'oh god i swear im trying so hard to draw and post more' tag #i saw a tag on a post from like 2019 that said 'man i only posted 9 times last month!' and im like. god. i wish i could post 9 times a #month Now???? honey you had a big storm comin #i just keep starting things i dont have the energy to finish. except for a silly gay color profile joke apparently #im sure the Smoke Smell goes reeeal good with the Dumpster Smell btw.

[hermit-frog]

could you imagine the chaos if Dan’s dream went like this 😂

#interview with the vampire #iwtvedit #iwtv #daniel molloy #armand #assad zaman #eric bogosian #tvedit #iwtv spoilers #*gif #daniel: 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️💼 #this is a joke but also my wish for s2 lol #imagine finding a guy with the most #armand eyes ever and covering them with stupid contacts🤦‍♀️ #for the sake of my mental health. pls don't #ask me how i know about these #scenes. thank you #armand x daniel #Vampterview #armandiel

[royalarchivist]

Pac: Oh, Nenê... How cute... 🥺💕

After dying to an atomic creeper in a cave and stressing over potentially losing all his items, Pac returns home to set his spawn and receives a sweet surprise:

His cat falls asleep on top of him and purrs when he goes to bed :')

#QSMP #Pactw #Pac #March 28 2024 #I had the exact same reaction as Pac my heart frickin melted THIS IS SO CUTE.... AND THE PURRING.... MY HEART #I desperately wish Pac got to hang out with Madagio (in his cat-form) #because cats clearly adore Pac just as much as he loves them #Maybe in an alternate universe Madagio spent a day with Pac #And in that time he learned why Fit came to care for this man so much #I don't need more WIPs on my plate but I am Pondering the idea #If the cat-hybrid Cellbit thing was canon I could crack a joke about the ''cats clearly adore Pac just as much as he loves them'' thing #but alas #For real though lock Madagio in a room with Pac for 12 hours and he'll leave being grudgingly charmed by him #aghhhh #Anyways this is so cute #but also really sad #because how many times do you think Pac's been in his room depressed over his missing son / friends / roommate #only to have his cats burrow under his arm and nudge their way onto his lap? #Don't get me started I'm feeling Emotional about cubito Pac lately

[vic-does-battlecats]

Minor spoilers for the already revealed chapters of the next A Starless Clan book Wind

#a starless clan #a starless clan spoilers #wind spoilers #asc spoilers #warrior cats spoilers #warriors #warrior cats #tigerheart #tigerheartstar #tigerstar 2 #tigerstar #Squirrelflight #squirrelstar #frostpaw #Nightheart #I’ve been wanting to draw this ever since the chapters were revealed and what better time than like two days til the book comes out #i actually think tigerheartstar is an interesting character in this arc he genuinely thinks he’s doing the right thing and he does honestly #want to help. he just does it by trying to crack dad jokes to lighten the mood while trying to run a group that doesn’t want him there #i also think it’s funny that he’s consistently just chill with taking in cats thrown out of their clans. ESPECIALLY from RiverClan #don’t get me wrong he’s super weird in omen of the stars and avos and I think in his super edition (I haven’t read it in a while) #but he’s also a good dad. he’s such a perplexing character I can’t help but find him interesting. at least he DOES stuff yknow #I’ll eat my words if he does turn out to be completely evil or something. but I’ll hate if he does his behavior really isn’t like Tigerstar #-the first. this guy isn’t out here trying to seize power #but ENOUGH ABOUT HIM!! Nightheart asking squirrelstar if frostpaw could come to thunderclan with him was so sweet #i wish she’d accepted I don’t want them to split up I’m worried the writers will forget the entire last book and they won’t be close again

[marivanilla05]

Out of context dub scenes I found buried in my files

#dcmk #detective conan #conan edogawa #ran mouri #kogoro mouri #sonoko suzuki #the new dub could never #and if i remember correctly a lot of the jokes in the mountain lodge weren't from the original japanese ep #bc the scene itself was supposed to be serious #also I love the sass the VAs portray in the eng dub #as much as i love the sub i still kinda wish we still had this dub #out of context detco dub

[sorrelpaws]

GOTTA KEEP THOSE RECEIPTS, DAWG

#rick and morty #morty smith #rick sanchez #GUYYYYSSSS #SEASON 7 EPISODE 6 RICKFENDING YOUR MORT MIGHT BE ABOUT THE ROY EPISODE #GUYYYYYSYSSS #i wish i could properly convey to you the genuine meltdown i had when i put two and two together #i was out of it for like a solid 30 minutes i was #like old joke but this was seriously a category 5 autism event like im so serious #well anyway. im cool now(lying) #i made the colors kinda eyestrainy because i wanted it to have an arcade vibe. cause you know #also the floor has that one 80s pattern. just for the lolz #to rlly drive in the arcade thing #edit i also want to add that rick is very tentative about touching morty right now #i just want you to know how much rick wants to give him a little shoulder touch but actually his hands are shaking a little bit

[torrentialgoat-fr]

Wanted to redesign these guys a bit so here's a roly poly thing plus some line-breaking terts, the rest of the terts are under the cut cause I made like... 8? I didn't count

#flight rising #don't get me wrong i like dusthides as they are i just wish they had a little more pizzazz #antlers and spores looks rlly good on them though #i have no idea where the secondary would be on these guys so maybe they can get double tertiaries. who knows #i made these for fun so excuse how sketchy they are :] #also Snoot is more of a joke gene rather than an “i want this on site” thing

[wigglebox]

Suptober [Extended] - Day 17 || Lighting

#suptober extended 23 #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #destiel fanart #spnfanart #wiggleart #my god this took forever but I feel really happy #I couldn’t do all the super detailed hatching because I want my hand and arm to last me to the end of the month lol #also when I had this idea I was like oh I will color this two different ways #joke is on meeeeeeee I decided to just I guess have more of a challenge weeeeeee #but yeah I wish I was cozied up right about now #excuse me fellas just let me scooch on in there

[guardian-angle22]

911 Lone Star | Talking about TK’s ~brushes with death~

#911 lone star #tk strand #carlos reyes #tarlos #judd ryder #owen strand #iris blake #nancy gillian #marjan marwani #out of all of owens short lived romances i liked zoe the best #but like charles... they got better roles elsewhere so good for them #I had no idea what to caption/title this but slkdfskn'a; #the way they joke about it is funny... but also wish we got more of tk joking about it himself #something about tk making a joke to carlos about it and carlos just giving him a ~look would be... perfection #put it in the vows tk lmao #my gifs

[masonjarcollector]

Not to be melodramatic but "you've got to get better, you're all that I've got"/"I've got to get better, I'm all that I've got" might be one of the most beautifully raw and heartwrenching lyrics I've ever heard sung before. Like. Shoot, man. I really am all that I've got.

#no joke this is motivating me to get some self care #And some past self forgiveness #no matter what I want or what I wish would have happen I'm all that I've got. And I have to get better. For myself. #Also can I just say Caiden vibes #Like her Bad Day episode/chapter #(and Dmitri vibes but for a spoiler-y reason) #But yeah this is so THC-core you have not even a clue #(I'm rambling about my original stuff by the way pay no mind) #I'm just super emotional about TMM #Imagining a TMM themed tattoo and it'll either be about Inertia or Maybe Man or 2085 #AJR #The Maybe Man #TMM #aaaaaa! #trying to think of other songs that made me this emotional but head is empty only full of 2085