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empress-simps · 3 years

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Hi💖! Can I have a scenario with JJK boys ( gojo, sukuna, itadori, megumi, inumaki ) with gn! Reader who is very soft, cute and innocent. At first glance they look like they couldn't even hurt a fly or know a single swear word but in battlefield they change completely by absolutely have no mercy on their enemies and a motherfcking badass?? I enjoyed your squishy cheeks scenario and I hope you can do mind! I hope you take your time and do whatever most important to you first ༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ (*＾3＾)/～♡

Having a s/o who's soft but a badass in the battlefield

▪︎Featuring: Itadori Yuuji, Fushiguro Megumi, Inumaki Toge, Gojo Satoru and Ryomen Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen

▪︎Pronoun: They/Them [Gn! Reader]

▪︎Genre: Comedy, Humor, Flyff and a lil bit crack

▪︎Warnings: uhhh violence? language and Slight nsfw in sukuna if u squint

note: Hello! Thanks for reading my work I appreciate it! and tbh the squishy cheeks are also one of my faves I'm sorry if this took so long I wanna write the scenario I think that will suit them sooo- Enjoy! Hope this was what u had in mind

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How dare you decieve this literal sunshine :<

When you charged at the special grade curse he felt like he was about to die again.

"NO! Y/N!" He shouted, voice raw and full of desperation as he tried to catch up with you but Megumi pulled him back.

"What are you doing!? Let me go! They might die! I-i can't lose them!" He yelled, trying to get put of Megumi's clutches as he could only watch in horror as you charged to the curse.

Yuuji turned limp into Megumi's arms as he saw you battle the curse with fierceness and a dangerous edge on you. He turned into the paper thingy HHAHAHAH

"W-what just happened..?" He stammered, eyes still transfixed on your form as you ran to him smiling and cheering.

"Did you saw me fight the curse Yu?! I took it down!" You cheered and spun around with him, sparkles somehow floating around you. Kugisaki tried to hide her laugh as she watched you spin around while Itadori just kinda... floats? He probably traumatized poor boi got a heart attack-

He still haven't recovered from the shock but he managed to stammer out a 'Yes'. He's still Paper! Itadori

He still couldn't wrap his head around the fact that you become an entirely different person when you fight.

He would probably shit himself if you ever get angry at him.

Ahhh my baby-

His reaction would be: 👁👄👁

Ope, sorry but he would clearly under estimate you. Not that it's intentional, he just thinks that you need his protection 24/7 because you just look so innocent and like you couldn't hurt a fly.

Oh how wrong he was.

Turns out he's the one that needs saving-

When he thought that he was done for, you suddenly kicked the curse in the face, seething. He almost thought you had an evil twin since he can't believe that's you.

"You thought you could get Megumi? Hah, fucker, DIEEEE!"

ExCuse mE wHaT wHy iS bAkugOu's SiBLiNg hErE-

Fushiguro just blinks at you while you fight the curse without even breaking a sweat, and did you curse?! He always thought his baby couldn't hurt someone but you're out there killing in cold blood-

It somehow warms his heart since you really care but he's kinda shaken to his core.

"Are you okay?!" You rushed to him and rubbed your cheek against his. "I was so worried! Don't worry! I'll watch your back so you won't get hurt!" You kissed his cheek, and just like that, any trace of you being an absolute op vanished.

He stammered, trying to ask a ton of questions but failing to.

Welp, It looks like he's the one that needs saving.

"Go honey! Screw them up! Kill them all!" Gojo let out a grin and cheered for you in the sidelines as he waved his arms around. This bitch i-

You giggled and grabbed your weapon, ready to show off to your clueless and worried students. "Of course! Wish me luck babe!"

"U-uhmm, Gojo sensei.." Yuuji gulped, worried for you. Even though he knows you're a special grade sorcerer he can't help but worry for you.

In the background you can already see them worry and being nervous

Gojo hummed, "They'll be alright! I know my baby can handle it!"

And just as he finished the sentence, you exorcised the curse succesfully. As you neared them, you have a shit eating grin plastered on your face as you took in the fsces of your students.

"We should invite L/n sensei next time when we spar!" Kugisaki suggested to her blindfolded teacher who just chuckled nervously in response.

"I would love to but-"

"He knows I'll beat his ass." You cackled, like kuroo as you looked over your lover who looked like he would pass out in embarassment.

"I did not brag you to our students just for you to bring me down."

Toge groaned in pain as blood spills out from his wound, rendering him immobile. When he found you rushing towards him he widened his eyes and shook his head rapidly, telling you to get far away as the curse is much stronger than they thought to be.

When he saw the curse approaching you and preparing to strike he felt himself grow cold as he desperately tries to use his voice, even though he already reached his limit. He felt tears prick his vision as he watched in pain in what he thought will be the end of you.

AAAACK DON'T CRY

Sliced.

Into thousand pieces. The curse didn't stand a chance against your speed and precision as you succesfully exorcised it.

He blinked; once, twice, a couple times, he couldn't really process what he was seeing.

You panted, hands on ur legs as you bent down to cath your breath. "That was a close one.." He stared in disbelief as your dangerous aura vanished and you approached him with a smile. "Are you okay? Can you stand baby?"

He shook his head "B-bonito Flakes." Then giving you a look that you better explain what just happened. You chuckled sheepishly, a cute but nervous smile appearing as you scratched the back of your head.

"Yes yes... I know I have to explain but let's get you patched up first okay?"

Never did he thought he would fall for a soft person. Not even once. Since he always find those types not worthy to gain his precious attention.

He figured out that there was something wrong with him since he's usually like more edgy type of person. Turns out he was wrong.

When he saw you in action he can't help but smirk and wolf whistle at you. He's also turned on but he wouldn't admit it outloud (save Yuuji cuz he's so ashamed by Sukuna's actions)

"Damn babe, you didn't tell me you weren't a damsel in distress-"

Sukuna didn't know if it was intentional that he got hit by your weapon, but when you apologized to him he automatically thinks that it was an accident.

"Oh no! Suku, are you okay?!" You fussed over him, trying not to burst out laughing so you won't blow your cover. He groaned in pain, you didn't exacly injure him since you'd feel bad when Yuuji takes over so that will do.

"Does it look like it?" He mumbled, not yelling since he doesn't want you to be upset with him. He becomes a putty in your hands, that's how much he's willing to do anything for you.

"I-im sorry but HHAHAHAH YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN YOUR FACE SUKU!" You booped his nose as he scowled, "You... I'll wreck you!"

You giggled, flashing him a cute smile and wink as you ran away, Sukuna hot on your heels.

You snickered, "Sure you will, honey."

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cheeseburgersstuff · 4 years

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Falling For Him

Hola Niños!!😈😂 sooo.. @smediumsmeatbae just announced that she is falling for OUR LOVELY ASSHOLE DRYSDALE 💕 And I'm so happy and to welcome her in the Sweaterdaddywhores squad I wrote a fic for her!! 😙💖

RANSOM DRYSDALE X READER

Warnings: fluffy, language!? Shitty plot, mistakes 🤷‍♀️ (shitty writing...) 👀💀

A/N: and I hope one day @donutloverxo would also join the squad lol 😑😂😂😂💖

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Hugh Ransom Drysdale. There is no one you hated more than this person.

His name was enough to ruin your mood, your whole day.

It was like he was a curse like wanted to curse or insult someone, you would just say don't be Ransom.

In short, he was bad news.

That was the reason you didn't want to go to your friend's party because he was gonna be there.

Normally Ransom wasn't a person to attend all his so-called friend's parties but that bastard knew you would, gonna be there.

You didn't know why he was suddenly so interested in you. At first, you thought that asshole just wanted to get in your pants but he didn't approach you that way, ever.

You have seen him talking to hot chicks only to dumb them right after the moment.

But with you, he never acted cocky and shit. This was what made you more annoyed or should you call it, scared?

But whatever it was you couldn't cancel your plans just because of that prick...

So you went to the party and that's how things between you and that prick started to change...

____

"Hey y/n" you rolled your eyes at the voice. At first, you tried to ignore him but he was standing right behind you.

So you turned with a fake smile on your face. "Hi Hugh"

"Yeah, Only the help calls you Hugh" his smile faded a bit at your harsh tone, and for a second you felt bad?

"How many times, I've told you to call me Ransom, and…." He was speaking with a smile when you rudely cut him off.

“Should I bring you something to drink?” he asked politely. You looked at him with stern expressions.

“No Ransom, I’m okay.” he opened to say something but instantly closed and nodded. It was annoying seeing him behave like that. Why was he trying so hard to get you anyway?

You stood up and walked outside not wanting to fall for his soft side, his trap.

That's why you were scared, cuz you were starting to feel bad for him. He re-wore his stupid smile and sat beside you.

You were walking slowly, the cool air feeling pleasant against your body.

Suddenly two drunk guys appeared out of nowhere. At first, you ignored them but then they started catcalling.

“Hey, beautiful” one of them took a few steps towards you. You saw a stone at the corner, so you jumped towards it and grabbed the piece in your hand.

You turned towards the prick and warned him, but he only laughed at your threats. You were ready to throw it in his face when suddenly a punch landed on his face and he trembled backward.

“Don’t even think about it” you glanced towards your left side and there he was, with anger on his face.

The boy was bleeding from his nose and looked at ransom, “you’ll pay for this” he said before walking away.

Ransom turned towards you, his face instantly becoming soft but you had a frown covering your face.

“What?” he chuckled.

“I had that handled, you didn’t have to intrude,” you said, trying to sound mad.

“I know,” he said and you looked up to see his cocky smirk but still it wasn’t there. Again he was smiling and his intense gaze was making it difficult to breathe for you.

Suddenly you threw the stone towards him which passed past his head without hitting him, not that you wanted it. He looked behind where the stone fell.

“What the… what are doing?” he looked at you incredulously. You scoffed, “oh C’mon don’t be so dramatic, it didn’t hit you”

You started to walk again and he followed you behind. Both of you remained silent before you couldn’t take it anymore.

“Why are you doing this ransom” you sighed. And then he had the audacity to look confused at your question. “Doing what”

“This… why are you being so nice, it’s annoying. Why are you trying so hard to get me in your bed?” she spat, letting her frustration out.

Ransom sighed, “why would you think that? Did I do something to make you think that way?” his sad voice making you feel bad again.

You opened your mouth to say something but he didn’t let you.

“I… I just want to spend some time with you okay?... Maybe take you on a date and I know, I’m an asshole and I don’t date and shit... But y/n..”

He took a hesitant step towards you, seeing if you would approve it and when you didn’t step back or pushed him away, he continued.

“I know you are confused at my behavior, fuck, even I’m confused. But please y/n just one date and I promise if you didn’t like it I won’t bother you anymore… and you can just slap me and walk away…” you kept looking at the giant man in front of you, rambling like a nervous teen boy.

“Okay, ransom,” you said, suppressing your smile. He stopped and looked at you.

“Just one date,” you said and he nodded happily.

“Tomorrow?” he asked.

“Friday”

“Done” and the happy smile he gave you wanted to make you cry.

_______

That date didn’t end with a slap on the face and humiliation? In fact, it didn’t end, it just converted into a wedding ceremony.

And after spending years with him, you still don’t know why Ransom Drysdale became soft for you.

For him, you were his inspiration, his motivation to be a better man. To live a life he never lived or even thought to live.

You were standing at the glass window watching him playing with his two little princesses

You chuckled when he got defeated and landed on the grass by the two little girls, making them laugh with joy

It was funny that a decade ago you hated that man, even his name was a cursing word for you. But now falling for that asshole was the best thing ever happened in your life.

He was not only the best husband but he was also the best father, you could ever ask for...

#ransom drysdale x reader #ransom drysdale #chris evans #captain america #chris evans x reader #steve rogers #steve rogers x reader #marvel #hugh ransom drysdale #ransom thrombey x reader

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bastardsonofday · 6 years

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What We Said in the Dark

Unbetaed. Written to blow off creative steam. Baby!Rhycien fluff.

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btw i hc that lucien was really naive when he was young and he lost that as he grew older... also, when he was younger? giggly!drunk

prompt: i’m somewhere past drunk and decidedly lost and you’re a kindly local on a nighttime outing AU

When Rhys saw the male he was stumbling around the outskirts of the Illyrian camps. Rhys had no idea how he got there. Rhys watched him curiously. He was alone, a bottle of Dawn gin in his hand. He ran a hand through his brilliant red hair. His eyes locked on the sky, as anyone who had shown up in the Night Court for the first time would be. He stumbled over a small rock, falling onto the ground. The male tries to get up, and can’t seem to be able to. He finally gave up and rolled onto his back—staring at the stars.

He looked familiar, Rhys thought. Though he couldn’t place where he knew the kid from.

Rhys flew over to him, though still out of his eyesight, and landed next to him. He walked over the rest of the way to the boy and tucked his wings back into his back. The boy was pretty. And pretty, Rhys knew, wasn’t something that lasted in the Illyrian camps. Nor something one wanted to be, male or female. His red hair fell to his mid-back, but was currently fanned out around his dark face. He had to be from Autumn, Rhys knew, there wasn’t red hair like that anywhere else in Prythian. But the skin seemed too dark for that… Something to mull over another time, after Rhys figured out what the hell this kid was doing here.

“You’re lucky it isn’t winter.” Rhys said.

The boy’s eyes glanced over to him. Rhys bent down next to him. The kid took a swig from his bottle of booze. “Otherwise it would be so cold here you’d freeze.” Rhys added.

The kid sat up. Grass stuck to his hair, his pupils were blown and his eyes glazed. His breath smelled of booze. He stared at Rhysand, then burst into giggles. He laughed himself silly on the ground, dropping the booze.

“Don’t be stupid.” The kid said between laughs. “It can’t be Winter here! It’s Autumn!”

Rhys frowned. Did this kid not know where he was? How did one travel across almost all of Prythian without knowing it?

The boy rolled back onto his back as he calmed down. He sighed and stared at the sky and gasped. “But the sky never looked so pretty before!”

“Yeah kid, that’s ‘cuz you’re in Night.”

The male frowned. “I’m in Night? That’s not right… I can’t be in Night.”

“Well, you are. You’re at the edge of the Illyrian camps.”

The boy gasped. “I am? I guess that means I won! How awesome is that?”

“Won?”

“The contest!”

“What… contest?”

The boy waved a hand flippantly. His eyes searched for the bottle of booze and frowned when he upended it and found no alcohol inside. “My brothers… wanted to see who could winnow the farthest. I won. Obviously. Hey, you got any of this stuff? It’s real good!”

His cheeks were flushed and when the moonlight played on them the boy seemed to glow. Rhys stared at him. The boy frowned and snapped his fingers in front of Rhys’ face. “Dude. Hello?”

Rhys blinked. “S-Sorry. Uh, no. We don’t have any of that.”

“Oh.” The boy sighed disappointed and dropped back onto the ground. “It’s so pretty here.”

“Why are you drunk?” Rhysand asked.

The male shook his head. “Not drunk. Dad would be sooo pissed if I was drunk.”

“You’re clearly wasted, buddy.”

“No.”

Rhys snorted. “Okay, then what do you think this stuff you’ve been chugging is?” He asked, waving the bottle of the Dawn gin.

The boy frowned. “My brothers told me it was sun-cider, you know, what they drink in Day in the morning.” He smiled, and looked back at the sky. “It tastes like sunshine.”

“Your brothers lied to you. This is Dawn Gin. It also tastes like sunshine. Sun-cider is sweeter.”

The boy’s jaw dropped. He started to giggle again. “Uh-oh.” He hummed, “Dad is sooooo gonna kick his ass.” He said. Though Rhys had no idea who ‘his’ was.

He turned to Rhys and then back to the sky. “You ever looked at the night sky here?”

Rhys shrugged. You’ve seen it once, you’ve seen it every night. Not a big deal. “Yeah.”

“It’s so pretty.”

Rhys looked down at him. This was the first time he’d seen anything remotely pretty in years. Everything in the Illyrian camps sucked and were ugly and-well, except his mom and sister.

The boy looked up at him. “C’mon, look up at the sky with me.”

So Rhys laid down next to the boy, their bodies inches apart. Rhys could feel his Autumn magic heating up the air between them. Shimmering with warmth against the chill breezes from the mountains. The heavens bellowed and heaved. The stars glittered in the sky like millions of fireflies, and the galaxies and colors of the Aurorae made the sky… breath taking.

“See?” The boy breathed. Being quiet as if he were afraid of speaking too loudly and scaring the stars away. “Pretty.”

Rhys looked down at the boy. The stars reflected in his deep russet eyes, and his smile made something inside Rhys warm. “Yeah.” Rhys agreed. “Pretty.”

The boy turned his head to Rhys. Their noses were barely five inches from one another. His breath fogged up the air between them, Rhys could taste the booze.

“How old are you?” Rhys asked him, not realizing he was whispering.

“Seventy-seven next week.” He grinned and turned his gaze back to the sky. “Why?”

“You’re so...” Innocent was the word that came to mind, but Rhys didn’t say it. “Optimistic.”

“Is it optimistic to think the sky of the Night Court is beautiful?”

“It’s optimistic to think that the people here are the same.”

The male shrugged. “My brothers call it naivete. But until something happens to dissuade me, I think I’ll always see the beauty in things. At least, in things that most people can’t see the beauty in.” He turned over to Rhys and giggled again. “At least, while I’m drunk.”

“That’s a nice thought. The beauty part, not the drunk part.”

The boy laughed. “I have a secret.” He whispered. “Wanna hear it?”

“Sure.”

“Well next week, on my birthday, Dad’s gonna bring me into Court life, y’know.”

Rhys nodded. He did know. It had been obvious this kid was a High Fae, Rhys wondered how high in the Autumn Court the kid’s father was. He wondered if he’d see him at the next Gathering in Dawn.

“-And well, he expects to marry me off in a few years, you know. But I’m not gonna let him, see. I’m too young to be useful for anything, even marriage. No one will marry a seventh son.” The boy said. Rhys almost frowned as something was about to click in his head… but he needed to give it one extra push. A seventh son? That was very impressive for any Fae! Who had a seventh son? Rhys couldn’t remember.

“Anyway,” the boy continued, “I’ve decided I’ll make friends. And go to other Courts all the time. See the world! You know? And then, I’ll come back here, and I’ll see you again and see this sky again, but I’ll never forget this! The first time I saw this… no one could ever forget something this beautiful.”

The boy turned back to Rhys, his eyes glittering happily. “You’ll see me?”

“Well you’re very nice, so I hope so.” He said. He smiled and winked at Rhys.

Rhys wasn’t sure if he kissed the male or the male kissed him but suddenly their lips were on one another’s. The male’s lips were smooth and gentle, and he tasted of booze and cinnamon.

Rhys pulled back, eyes wide. The male cocked his head. “See?” He said slyly. “Very nice. Very, very nice.”

“Yeah.” Rhys breathed, “nice.”

The boy leaned in to kiss him again and Rhys jerked backwards. “You’re drunk.”

“So?”

“So, I like my partners sober. And you’re barely legal! I mean, seriously, do you know how much older than you I am?”

The boy rolled his eyes. “Fine,” he said, “whatever.”

“Maybe in a few centuries, kid. Not today.”

“Uh huh.” The male looked back at the sky, arms crossed behind his head. “Whatever. That’s fine. The sky is just as pretty as you. I’ll look at that instead.”

Rhys glanced up. “Okay. Okay.” He said, calming down slightly.

They were quiet for a second. “Hey, kid? What’s your name?” Rhys asked the male, but his question was met with silence. “Kid? Kid?” Rhys asked. He sat up on his elbows and glanced at the boy who had fallen asleep. He snuffled softly, ankles crossed and arms still curled behind his head.

Well, Rhys couldn’t leave him out here…

Rhys sighed and stood. He lifted the kid up bridal style, and unfurled his wings. He flew closed to the tree-tops, camouflaging himself (and the kid, red hair wasn’t exactly inconspicuous here).

Rhys dropped down to his family tent, winnowing in in an implosion of shadows.

His tent was warm from the fire his mother had stoked. He looked around, Cassian and Az were out, probably helping with dinner, and his sister was already fast asleep thanks to his mother’s very specific bedtime rules. Rhys slipped the kid into his own bed-roll and heard a “Rhys! Rhys, where are you?”

Rhys jumped at the sound and brushed the grass from his clothes. “Coming, Mom!” He called. He snuck past his sister, not to wake her, and back out to the bonfire dinner with his mother and his siblings.

“Mom.” Rhys whispered. “I have something to tell you.”

Rhys’ mother frowned but sat down and Rhys explained his little situation to her. “He can stay the night. I’ll take the floor-”

“Ma, I can-”

“No child of mine will be sleeping on the floor, not even one whom I’ve mysteriously acquired for a night.”

Rhys felt guilty, but was grateful he wouldn’t sleep on the floor. “Okay, Ma.”

Rhys’ mother kissed his forehead and then said: “Now, go wash your hands and let’s eat.”

Rhys did as his mother told him.

When Rhys woke up in the morning, the boy was gone and his mother was already putting away the dishes she’d used to make him breakfast.

Rhys sighed and leaned backwards in his chair boredly, just to see how far he could go. Rhys’ Father scowled at him and with a gust of wind, shoved Rhys’ chair back to the ground. Rhys grumbled and slumped.

“Sit up.”

Rhys rolled his eyes. He didn’t want to be here. He rathered to be out with Cassian and Azriel. “Be respectful.” Rhys’ father snapped. “We’re guests, here.” Rhys hadn’t wanted to come to Autumn in the first place but if his father said he had to then he had to, and that was that.

“May I present to everyone,” Beron said, entering the large meeting hall finally. The Court heads and heirs stood respectfully. Beron’s six sons… six sons… that sounded so familiar… stood at the helm of the large meeting table. He turned to the door, and gave a wave of his hand. The doors opened and with his mother on his arm, in walked the drunk boy who kissed Rhys not two weeks before. Rhys’ jaw dropped. “My seventh son, Lucien Vanserra.”

The boy met his eyes, then looked away.

Rhys recovered his composure quickly. If the male didn’t mention it, then neither would he.

The meeting went on and Lucien paid Rhys no attention, not that Rhys paid him any attention see, he was just curious… yeah, curious that was it. Rhys would occasionally—occasionally—glance at Lucien through the reflection of a water pitcher or some such object. Rhys never caught his gaze, but he was sure he could feel someone’s eyes on him when he turned his attention back to the matters at hand.

When the meeting finally broke for snacks, Lucien went around, introducing himself and making small talk with the others in the Courts. Finally he rounded his way to the Night Court.

“Hello Sir.” Lucien said, holding out a hand to Rhys’ father, who looked down at him with confusion. “I’m Lucien. It’s very nice to meet you.”

“Hello Lucien. I’m High Lord Nyx. This is Rhysand, my heir.” Rhys’ father said.

“Hi Rhysand.” Lucien said, he held out his hand for Rhys to take. How could he act like that night never happened? Rhys wondered. He was an even better actor than Rhys was! That was, unless he really didn’t remember. He had been trashed, and he had blacked out. “It’s very nice to meet you.” He said.

Rhys took his hand. “You too.”

Rhys’ father turned to the High Lord of Day to talk to him about their water agreement, and when Lucien walked past Rhys to continue on to the next royal he needed to introduce himself to, Rhys was sure he heard Lucien whisper: “Told you I’d see you again.”

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#i wrote this cuz i need more rhys&luci interacting in the world #so voila #what we said in the dark #diana writes #diana writes lucien vanserra #rhysand #lucien vanserra #rhycien

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ralfstrashcan · 6 years

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3x08 Reaction / Commentary

Clary is so rebel putting her hands up first and then dropping her stele lol.

“So you can salt-ify her, too, when she inevitably attacks.” Great thinking, Luke! Also, how did they know it's salt? Did they lick it?

Ohhhhhhh I like where this is going!!

Ominous Elevator Rattling Powers Activate!

FunFact: I thought the shadow moving on the wall behind them was some demon Lilith summoned but it was just Simon's shadow. Oh dear.

Instant Sunroom Powers Activate!

Also, Lilith is a dirty liar. They totally didn't 'stay exactly where we are.’ (Also, now I'm having Reichenbach Fall Flashbacks.)

But what's with the other disciples? Do they get texts with the new address of the moved hang out spot? Man, that sunroom's gonna be so crowded.

........you mean New York, right, because the Lightwoods were banished from Idris for being in the Circle, which is why the Lightwood kids grew up in the NY Institute? *sigh*

.........because any orphaned Shadowhunter immediately gets tossed out into the streets instead of being raised by other Shadowhunters, you know, to be a soldier and serve the heavenly duty of killing demons. Makes sense. Okay, sorry, I get it. Jace is trying to get into Alec's head and it's clearly working and that scene was totally dramatic, but... it also didn't make sense.

How the hell does Possessed!Jace know about that? Alec had two opportunities to talk to him about his drama with Magnus (in 3x05 and in 3x06) and he chose to evade the topic altogether both times. In case he didn't change his mind off-screen and talked to him in the short time between Jace allegedly returning from the City of Bones and them discovering his possession (time that was spend with Maryse at the Hunter's Moon btw) then Jace can't know it from Alec. So, where did this knowledge magically appear from? @kaysgreenery suggested that Lilith did some research on Magnus's dating history and taught Jace all the details but why the hell would she do that. I'd like to think that this Possessed!Jace has the ability to somehow warp into the thoughts and minds of the people around him and snatch information on how to hurt them the best, but.... I don't think that's the case or that it will even be addressed how he learned that.

Again, arguing with possessed people. I still don't get it. Then again, from Simon I don't really expect more. (Sorry, Simon.)

.....yeah, Disgraced-Ex-Circle-Member-turned-Downworlder-who's-not-even-allowed-to-enter-Alicante, do tell how you plan to get that intel.

................................dude you're so sounding like Clary right now it's not even funny anymore. So yeah, thank you Izzy for being the voice of reason.

For a second there I got my hopes up that they were going to address Possessed!Jace's mindreading-powers. </3

Alec doesn't approve, lol. But I'm super into it. Lightwood siblings gooooo!! Also, love that face.

This sounds like they're gonna dive into Jace's subconsciousness or dreamscape or whatever and this would be so cool!!!!

1) Pretty skylight 2) I acknowledge that that Equilibrium Rune does make sense on the wall

Yo but why was he standing there holding the sword? He could have put it in its fancy stand as soon as he arrived. And why wasn't it on the fancy stand from the get-go? Where do they store it when there's no trial?

Sassy. I like it.

Yeah, way to misunderstand your assignment, dude. Did you even go back to that building or did you go straight to Maia to whine a little? *sigh*

“Right now, bigger fish to fry.”

Wow, finally someone who can prioritize sensibly. I'm impressed.

Yeah, a decision that should have been Simon's. Because he's the one who the case is about. And if he's constantly hating on Kyle that's helping no one. Just sayin'.

“I'll still take my not-magically-invincible girlfriend with me, you know, just in the unlikely case I get the upper hand and Lilith needs some leverage.”

Seriously, this whole Mark Business started because he was up against someone more powerful (the Seelie Queen) that held Maia hostage and blackmailed him into obeying. Didn't he learn from that?? Apparently not.

Especially because the Vampire nose at their disposal seems to be malfunctioning, falling out of commission whenever the Plot calls for it.

That smile tho.

“Especially when the Clave kicked you to the curb for breaching the Accords, slaughtering Downworlders.” Yeah, those werewolves really look like they're seconds from throwing Maryse a welcoming party.

“Well, then a deruned ex-Circle member is the last person you should be talking to.” Lightwood Women being extra reasonable this Episode, I dig it!

Also, how exactly does Luke want to “negotiate Clary's release”? I mean, call me old-fashioned, but I thought you needed leverage for a negotiation. What exactly does Luke have to offer the Clave in exchange? A few Selfies? (They might actually go for that lol.)

I'm sooo calling bullshit on this because of Maryse's behavior during the entirety of Season 1, but whatever. Also, “was having an affair with”? Does that mean Robert's relationship with this Anne-Marie person fell through? Why? In the two weeks tops that passed since 2x16? I need answers!

Luke/Maryse-Shippers crying in the distance. What is that pairing even called? Luryse? Marke? Lightluke? lol. Lightway?? (Tho that's probably a li'l ambiguous cuz there are several Lightwoods. And now I imagined Luke with Robert. Ew.)

YEAH I LIKE THAT

Imagine, if you could harness the luminous power of Parabatai Runes you'd never need electricity again.

NO WAY ALEC I THOUGHT HE WAS A C C I D E N T A L L Y THWARTING YOUR ATTEMPT AT RESCUING JACE

Dramatic Stare is Dramatic

What the hell dude lol are you trying to get yourself kicked out of the van (possibly while it's still in motion)?? Seriously. This I-know-you-so-much-better-than-your-current-boyfriend-talk is waayyyy out of character for how Kyle behaved towards Maia and Simon so far so what the hell.

On a different note, I find it very intriguing that Simon doesn't feel temperature (and is maybe even immune to very low or very high temperatures?) and I'd love to see this explored in the show.

Okay but what are the chains chained to? Magnus's furniture?? (There's not one shot where you can see where they end. Very frustrating. They're probably chained to Plot Convenience.)

That is a fine comeback.

What was Magnus even doing? He couldn't have been prepairing because he was prepared already when they tried earlier. So, what was he doing? Reapplying his make-up maybe?

Okay, but Alec's eyes were already rolling back in his head earlier

did he specifically un-roll them again

to have the last roll??

Drama Queen. Magnus chose wisely.

THAT HAIR FLICK I CAN'T

This confirms like every head canon I have on how incredibly badass Izzy is and always was, so thank you. I always had the feeling that she's probably a better fighter than Jace but didn't show it because she knew he needs the limelight and she doesn't. Also, they have super limited time and the first thing they do is watching sweet childhood memories. Priorities.

Well, I would hold hands in that case, just to be sure.

.........could have prevented this from happening. *sigh*

Lilith killed all those Seelies, does that mean she has to stay in the Seelie Realm now and that the Seelie Queen owns her life? lol

So that exchange between them was kinda enlightening but also not at all because whaaaat. Can't Lilith just track Jace, the person she herself possessed? That's a little inconvenient and dumb because she's ass powerful but can't do this easy thing? If the Mark of Cain can only be borne by a Daylighter and is also the only thing that can banish Lilith, does that mean there was a Daylighter before who bore that Mark and banished Lilith? Or was she never on earth before and banished, in which case, how does she know that's the only thing that can banish her? How do her visits to the Seelie Realm work? I thought you need to be summoned to leave your home dimension as a demon so if she was in the Seelie Realm before could she have easily walked over into the Real World as well? Was the Seelie Queen alive when Lilith last visited the Seelie Realm (which would have been at least during the time of her predecessor) or do they have pictures of her somewhere so that's why she knows what Lilith looks like? Also, that line with the complexion

is rich, coming from the Seelie Queen, like seriously, glass houses, bricks.

Same, Jia. Because what the hell, Clary.

One, I don't get why Clary told her the truth about the wish when she didn't have to, like, wasn't it her main goal to keep that truth from ever coming out?? Why would she just spill? Just because it was a dramatic gesture? Then again I also don't understand why those guards tried to restrain her immediately after she let go of the sword, like, did they want to put her back in her cell right away? And why does she need to be unrestrained to talk? Why not just put the sword back on its fancy stand and make her touch it again to tell the rest of the story? So many questions.

Two, the wish from the angel wasn't a one-time-voucher to kill everything with demon blood. Clearly, because Clary used it to bring back Jace. It was simply a wish that could be shaped by the person making the wish. So just because that wish was powerful enough that it could be used for mass murder doesn't mean the wish itself is inherently evil?! What the hell, Clary. It's like she's trying to argue why using the wish was like a public service to Shadowhunter Society?! Who's going to believe that?? At least she didn't say something pathetic like “To you, an insurmountable evil is a world overrun by demons, to me it's a world without Jace in it” because, honestly, I was half expecting her to, lol.

Sidenote: Until the end of Season 2 the Shadowhunters hadn't even figured out that the Mortal Mirror was in fact Lake Lyn, so without Clary figuring out what the Mortal Mirror was, still having that wish wouldn't have done them any good. Of course the middle of the apocalypse is always the best time to try and start figuring out where the long-lost third Mortal Instrument is, so I totally see your point, Jia.

..........why would Shadowhunters allow a feral wolf pack in the forest around their capital when Downworlders aren't even allowed to set foot into Idris? That makes no sense.

...................did Luke forget to mention the weird bloody altar? What was even the point in sticking his fingers in then? *sigh*

If Jonathan's in there I will flip my shit. Lilith definitely took him with her in that fancy display vitrine.

Okay, no Jonathan, I'm relieved.... but Jonathan was clearly stored in there in 3x03, so, Show, explain yourself. Why did Lilith decide to repot him? To better stare at him longingly? (Also, why aren’t the ley lines getting corrupted again? I’ve been wondering for a few episodes about that already....)

Just don't let your phone fall in there. That would be awkward as hell. Pun intended.

........................................................Simon. Si-mon. Are you for real. I don't even have words for this level of stupidity and recklessness. But sure. Leave those two alone to fight whoever decides to come in, without your fancy forehead mark to protect them. I mean, it's not like this is the exact reason you told them to stick close to you less than five minutes ago.

Yeah well, would have been weird if he had been studying ancient demonic languages when he was still a mundane. Also, why is no one taking advantage of the great change-werewolf-pun-opportunity??

Are you shitting me why doesn't she just say she's Izzy? She has the same Runes as Young Izzy in the same spots and everything. Then again, they cast Young Izzy looking nothing like Emeraude Toubia, so I couldn't even blame Young Jace on calling bullshit and not believing her. But this line of reasoning only makes sense if Izzy is aware that her younger self looks nothing like her which she can't possibly be because they're supposed to look alike, being the same person and everything.

Okay, so their little sing along was a little touching (tho a lot ridiculous, too, sorry) but I'd be seriously creeped out if some stranger wanted to prove their legit-ness by singing my kiddie lullaby to me like what the hell man.

Those are a lot of Claries, but why are they all wearing the same thing?

Absolutely loved the whole scene with Alec and Jace.

Okay but how did Young Jace know that he needed to bring her here? Did Young and Regular Jace ever meet? I need answers!!

Thank you for this precise and not at all vague information, Luke, as always.

I can't really make sense of that Maia Kyle Whatever Scene so I'll just leave it uncommented.

Edit: Since I was delayed in posting this for several days (because my lappy decided it would be a great time to die on me) I've had some time to think about it. I didn't like the scene when I first saw it, but I couldn't really put my finger on why. Now I know it's because of the way Maia acts, I feel like this is ooc for her. Maia is unapologetic, she takes no shit from anyone. Remember how she told Kyle off in that flashback when he wanted to decide if she got to go to college or not, or how she put Russell in his place when he thought he could comment on her relationship with Simon, or even how she pre-emptively refused to apologize for hooking up with Jace when she thought Simon expected an apology? The case I'm trying to build here is that Maia is very aware of what she wants, what she will accept in regards to behavior of another person towards her, and where she draws the line, where she will put her foot down and not accept something. So seeing her basically begging Kyle to not act like he's in any way likable so she can cling to her resentment for him is strange for two reasons:

1) It makes it seem as if she's not in control of her emotions, as if her resentment is something she needs to actively fuel to maintain it. This is the stellar opposite of how she acted towards him in the last episode, where she was confidently hostile.

2) It makes it seem as if what Kyle did isn't something where it's entirely reasonable and justifiable to be angry and hurt and unforgiving about even after a long time has passed. When someone betrays and abandons you like that (like Maia undoubtedly experienced his actions) you don't really need to exert yourself to not-forgive that person. That's natural, isn't it? Of course one could argue that it's not as black-and-white here because she was in love with him and it's not like he was some stranger betraying her.... but to be honest, the way she acted towards him up until this very scene, including the flashbacks, didn't really make it seem as if their past loving relationship was influencing Maia. So I really don't get why it's suddenly the case.

I mean, I do. If Sizzy is endgame (yikes), then Simon and Maia will have to split up at some point and Maia and Kyle will probably be a thing somewhere along the way. But I feel like this current behavior isn't really ic for Maia and that's why it annoys me, even though I have nothing against the pairing Maia/Kyle per se.

Where they seriously trying to make it seem as if Izzy would kill Jace lol I didn't believe that for a second. I was also totally distracted by the fact that she licked her lips and her lip stick stayed on fleek like how do you do that Izzy let me in on your secret powers please.

Leaving all that aside this scene was perfectly acted and very intense..... but. I don't know if that makes me really insensitive or something, but they were under immense time pressure. If all it took to get them back was grabbing hold of each other's hands I really don't get why Alec and Izzy didn't do just that. There would have been enough time to placate Jace when they were back in their own bodies without the very real threat of getting lost in Jace's mind forever hanging over their heads. Of course it would have been a shock for Jace to be ripped out of his environment and be thrown back into his body, but honestly, he must be so heavily traumatized by all that Lilith did to him that this little thing wouldn't even register in comparison. So yeah, call me heartless, but it would have been more efficient to grab Jace and talk him down once they were safe.

I'm asking again. How did the Seelie Queen know where Jace was? And, seriously, why didn't Lilith think to check Magnus's appartment, I mean she must know Alec is Jace's parabatai and that Magnus is Alec's boyfriend and a powerful warlock. When Jace didn't come back to her it would have been reasonable to assume that the other Shadowhunters had gotten to him and would try to save him, seeking out capable help.

Soooooo Magnus is officially Asmodeus's favorite. Dubious honor.

I don't know if it's the camera angle or that cute eyebrow crunch, but to me Magnus looks so much like a cat while Lilith is choking him, so I was inappropriately cooing during this scene. Shame on me.

If those are the chains immediately after Lilith takes Jace... does that mean he was chained to himself the whole time??? Like, ankles to wrists?????

Edit: Found a BTS pic that explains it:

So apparently there are these neat anchorages that anchor the chains to..... the fluffy rug!! Extremely durable and a hundred percent tearproof!!! Hell yeah.

I get that Alec feels super guilty but honestly, think about it. If he'd killed Jace he wouldn't have killed his body. He would have killed his consciousness, his soul maybe. Meaning the possession would have been given free reign over his body. Killing Jace while they where inside his mind would have killed the last part that was fighting against the possession. It would have made everything way worse.

Funny you say that like it's a cute quirk when really it's pretty invasive and selfish.

Oh man, those subtitles totally ruined the suspense. (Also, how is Clary supposed to learn and understand when she's dead, lol.)

I'm so thrilled to find out how they're gonna get rid of that death sentence. Or will Clary be a fugitive from the law for 3B? I'd totally be up for that, too.

(Gif Source, BTS Pic Source)

#shadowhunters #3x08 #alec lightwood #magnus bane #jace wayland #isabelle lightwood #clary fray #maia roberts #simon lewis #kyle #luke garroway #maryse lightwood #jia penhallow #lilith #the seelie queen #ollie #reaction

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lavenderloverrr · 7 years

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Okay so I've seen a bit of drunk Neagiri around and I was wondering could you write some drunk Saimatsu?

Yeah sure Anon!!

I’ve also been wanting to do this!! [as a guilty Neagiri shipper I’ve seen those around too!]

uuuh since you didn’t specify whether Kaede or Shuichi is the drunk one I’ll just do both since separately they both would be adorable while intoxicated.

Scenarios under the cut ! [ completely safe! ]And in paragraph style cuz they be short !

! Kaede !

The detective was merely reading through the last chapter in his novel, when suddenly a muffled hiccup could be heard from behind his dorms door. He pauses from reading, and after some thought he places the bookmark on the page he was up to. And got up to inspect the sound. And once unlocking his door Kaede dizzily came wobbling into his room. “Kaede?!” He calls in surprise. She squeals upon losing her footing and tripping over her own two feet on the way in. Shuichi instantly goes to catch her within his slender arms as she face plants against his chest at contact. “Ah! Kaede??” He asks again. Worried if she was hurt in any way. Scrunching up her nose she wraps her arms around the boys slim frame in a tight cling. Tightly gripping at her own wrist to trap the boy within her arms. “Oh~ Shuichi–” She hiccups before continuing, “You’re sooo cuute~ You know that?” She slurs, lighting swaying back within his steady grip. She leans back into his chest to nuzzle her cheek against his jacket. “Kaede? Why are you so intoxicated?” He asks her. Instantly noticing her strange behavior and liquor tinted breath. She hiccups once again before answering, “Miu…and Maki…wanted to wind down,” In saying that she slightly melted further down his chest, “So I, thought I too~ would wind up for once!” Before propping herself up onto her toes to see proper eye level with the detective. “Oh Kaede…” He whispers back. Dragging a hand down his cheek and running his fingers through his fringe. She pouts at his attitude. He seemed disappointed in her choices. But upon messing up his trademark black cap she brightens up at noticing it. She raises her hand and flicks it up using her index finger before happily lifting it off his head and placing it on her own. Smiling like an idiot and closing her eyes she asks, “So?? How does it look?” Upon being smug, she held her head up high, in a proud, playful manner. Shuichi lets out a sigh before replying, “It looks fine Kaede…” She reopens her eyes, and is finally able to see the shy detective without his cap on for once. He had a slim ahoge atop of his head also. She found herself staring at it for a brief moment. “Hm?” Shuichi mumbles, at noticing her distracted gaze. “Oh yeah…” He couldn’t help but look away from her due to his embarrassment. “I don’t usually take my cap off so my hair is a little–” He stops himself at feeling hands begin to fiddle with his dark locks. Kaede brushes through his hair with her own fingers and neatens the hair surrounding his ahoge. A visible blush appearing on his cheeks. And the warmth of his face suddenly escalating, only made him become even more embarrassed. She lowers her hands back down to her sides. “Fufu~ I knew you’d look a lot cuter without your cap on!” She recalls. Smiling happily at the blushing detective. “You should listen to my advice more often, Shuichi.” He finally reconnects his gaze with her lavender-pink eyes. “U-Uh…Kaede…” Her beautiful smile wasn’t making any of this easier for him. Her smile only seemed to grow as she fidgeted in place for a short moment. Before she worked up the liquid courage to hug him properly this time. “…” He remains silent. and wraps his own arms around her. “…I love you, Shuichi. Fufu~” She whispers into his ear. Causing his heart to melt and his entire face to go completely beet red.

! Shuichi !

Sudden loud bursts of laughter echoed throughout the halls. The sudden noise caught the two once conversing girls attention. Kaede and Maki both decided to investigate the laughter to find Kaito and Shuichi in the cafeteria with many empty bottles of intoxicating drinks spilled across the table in a messy fashion. “Shuichi??” Kaede instantly calls out. Quickly rushing to his loopy side. As Maki does the same for Kaito. “What happened?” She asks, sounding very concerned. “Heheheh…” He chuckles out before responding. “Calm down Kaede…we’re only having fun.” He lifts up the bottle in hand to take another sip but Kaede quickly snatches it out of his grip before he could do so. “How many of these have you had?” She asks, while inspecting the bottle for its alcohol level. “Only a few.” Shuichi responds. Leaning forward to rest his cheek against her stomach as she continues to read the bottle’s labels, front and back. He lazily wraps his slim arms around her waist and pulls her closer to him. To continue leaning against her torso. “Huh?” She whispers out. At the feeling of his slender arms gliding around her waist. She let him cling to her and gently places her hand to rest atop of his soft hair. But once doing so she felt something was odd. She glares back down to examine his hair much more closely this time. His surprisingly soft, dark blue locks were visible. His cap laying on the table he sat at. Kaede finds herself brushing it for a minor moment. ”Ugh…I’ll take Kaito back to his room.” Maki informs. Snapping the pianist back to reality. She nods in reply as Maki struggles to lead Kaito out of the room. She watches the pair leave in their struggle until they fell out of her sight. And at feeling Shuichi suddenly nuzzle his cheek into her upper torso she turns her attention back to him and shakes her head to get back on track and a hold of the situation once again. She places the bottle back on the table. And begins, “C’mon Shuichi. We better get you back to your dorm too.” She suggests. “Aww c‘mon Kaede–” He hiccups before continuing. “This isn’t even that big of a deal.” He coos to her sleepily. She turns her body towards him as he leans off her and supports his own body weight now. She reaches a gentle hand forward to take a better inspection of his hazy eyes but Shuichi catches her hand within his own and entwines his fingers with hers. “Uh–Shuichi–” He cuts her off. “Have I ever told you how badly I’ve wanted to hold your hand again?” He murmurs out, staring at their entwined fingers. “Huh?–” Before she could speak any further he cuts her off again and continues. “After that moment we shared in the classroom together…I never knew your hands were so soft.” He mumbles out. Still gazing over their entwined fingers. His pale toned skin against her gentle fair skin was oddly eye catching to the detective. “…” She remains quite, not really knowing what to say back to his confession. He lightly hiccups again before jolting his head up and coming into contact with her gentle lavender eyes. His expression gentles with a light smile. He slightly squints upon examining her eyes. “…You have…really pretty eyes…you know that?” He asks. Unsure if this was the alcohol talking or the detective. She decides to remain silent again. “…well, what am I talking about…you’re very pretty all over…” He hiccups again as he finally stands up. A little unstable at that. “Whoa!” He states, almost falling over. But due to Kaede sternly holding onto his hands she is able to help him regain his balance. “…Thanks.” He replies, looking slightly down to meet with her eyes. “so…are we going back to my doorm orr…??” He slurs out. Kaede finally snaps out of her daze to reply, “Yeah we better. At least you’ll be safe there.” He nods. Trying to stay stable the best he could on his own. But he wasn’t the best at holding his alcohol. He lightly rubs at his left eye, and begins walking beside Kaede towards the exit. And at stumbling a bit on the way Kaede quickly places a hand to his chest and around his waist to support him more, bringing herself closer in the process. “Be careful.” She warns. And once stabilizing him once again she carefully moves his right arm over her shoulders for him to have proper support. “Here. Use me to lean on.” She offers kindly. “…m-mm.” He nods his head. Staring down at her once again, with the same shy, kind smile. “Huh?” She murmurs, at noticing his gaze. “What is it?” She asks. “…you’re just…really…beautiful…Have I told you that before…?” He asks slowly. Along with being drunk he was also quite tired. “… well umm…” He chimes back in before she could even give him an answer. “do-do you, have a boyfriend? I’ve been meaning to ask you that for a while now Kaede…I just…never really had the chance…or the proper confidence.” He tells her. “Huh?” She responds. Her cheeks suddenly darkening at hearing him suddenly state such things. “Hmm? Oh sorry if it seems sudden…I just, really like you Kaede…I just… couldn’t find the correct words to describe it for you properly in the past…” “Huh?–” “Well? Are we going back to the dormitories or what?” He asks. “What are we doing standing around here for?” He tightly hugs her closer to him and begins walking towards the dorms with Kaede closely at his side.Huh…?

Aaa sorry!! Again this is rushed and unedited !!But I definitely feel like they’d both be really open when intoxicated!! But I feel like Kaede would be more cheerier and playful, where Shuichi would be more honest and affectionate! or just more forward in general…but anyway I gotta go it’s late and I have exams tomorrow ufbshufgshud–

#Tinted writes #fanfiction #Saimatsu #kaede akamatsu #shuichi saihara #maki harukawa #kaito momota #ndrv3 #sfw

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peachy-jy · 7 years

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ye olde tag game

I was tagged by @got7peaches and I want to know if you came up with the title

(I think this was supposed to be fun and light but it ended up going to a really deep and verbose place so I’m putting it under the cut)

not tagging anyone cuz no one should have to read this lololol fml

how tall are you? 5′6″ and I’m not a fan... short people are cuter what color and style is your hair? red and long and curly what color are your eyes? they’re blue around the edges and green around the pupil and I know that sounds like a description straight out of “my immortal” but no I’m not making this up do you wear glasses or contacts? both but I prefer glasses do you wear braces? never have never will what is your fashion style? I don’t think I really have a “style.” That would require more money than I am willing to spend on clothes. But I love everything Claire wears so... if I could afford Claire’s style and pull it off I would dress like her when were you born? October 22 (burn this date in your mind) how old are you? 24 do you have any siblings? 2 brothers, one older one younger what school/college do you go to? this seems like tmi so I’ll just say I’m in nursing school (as if everyone didn’t know that already I never shut up about it) what kind of student are you? the worst. I’m that asshole who puts in 10% effort and turns in everything late and somehow still does ok what are your favorite subjects? anatomy was super fun (the human body is weird and amazing) but I think my favorite class I’ve ever taken was formal logic (it’s the satisfaction of completing mathematical equations with none of the actual math) what are your favorite shows? 30 rock, parks and rec, the office, community, scrubs... basically good sitcoms with 5+ seasons. I’m also a slut for reality tv (dance moms anyone?) and competition shows (great british bake-off what whaaat) what are your favorite movies? the one I always pick when I have to pick just one is when harry met sally but I am a huge cinephile and I have dozens of favorites so if you’re looking for a movie rec hmu what are your favorite books? my book choices are a lil outdated cuz all I read is fanfic lately lololol but old OLD faves are hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy, the giver, ready player one, and the hunger games series what are your favorite past times? my favorite past time is collecting past times, getting decently good at them, and then abandoning them. I’ve taught myself to play the ukulele, painting and drawing, niche board games, pottery, baking, the basics of a few languages, and a few video games here and there. The only hobbies that I’ve done consistently for several years are knitting, watching movies (specifically going to the movie theater because you can’t beat that atmosphere tbh), and writing (mostly fanfiction; I haven’t written anything original since high school). do you have any regrets? I wish I had never gone to the second university I attended... I basically wasted three years of my life in a hick town. I was miserable but I learned a lot about myself and also a lot about people and how to not be a shitty one so I guess it wasn’t a total waste. It sure felt like it though. what is your dream job? I wish I had the self-confidence to be a fiction writer full time. If I really worked hard at developing original concepts, I think I could be pretty good at it. Plus I would never have to leave my apartment and I could wear sweatpants 24/7, which is the real dream, let’s be real would you like to get married? where? I kind of flip flop on this one... sometimes I think I’d like it but then again I’m such a loner that I think I would suck at marriage sooo... my brother says I need to find someone who is as smart as me but total shit at something I’m good at, so I can take care of them and feel needed. I don’t know that marriage necessarily needs to be involved... Plus if I ever did get married I’d prob elop or only invite my immediate family sooooo do you want kids? how many? I don’t think I’d want to create life but I’d be 100% down for adopting... then again when my celeb crushes say they want kids I’m all I VOLUNTEER so who can say do you like shopping? If I magically come into extra income then yes. If I’m on a budget, shopping for something I need is like torture. The exception is always make-up/skincare. I buy myself new make-up when I’m sad. how many countries have you visited? 7, all of them European, but one of them was just for a day so I feel like it doesn’t really count. I really want to visit some Asian countries, though. what was your scariest dream? The scariest one that comes to mind was being locked in an office building with office workers and there was a serial killer-type guy in a jigsaw mask who kept turning the lights off and abducting people one by one and disfiguring their faces. No fuckin clue where that came from tbh. I’ve never even seen Saw. do you have any enemies? I’d like to think I don’t? I try really hard to treat everyone well regardless of how they treat me because I like being liked... but honestly there are a few people who hate my guts and won’t meet me halfway to reconcile sooooo yes, I guess I do. I don’t hold it against them, though. If they ever took a moment to see things from my point of view they would realize that I never meant them any harm and I’m just a flawed person, trying my best. But apologies don’t go very far with people who like to hold grudges and feel like the world is against them, so I can’t do anything about that. do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? I don’t have the energy for that. Right now, having a S/O sounds kind of terrible actually lmao they’re so much work

THIS GOT HELLA LONG I’M SORRY BLAME CLAIRE

Put your music on shuffle and list the first fifteen songs without skipping:

We Hate You Please Die - Crash and the Boys (Scott Pilgrim anyone? no? ok)

Amsterdam - Imagine Dragons (I downloaded the whole album bc I liked Radioactive but I’ve never actually listened to this song)

Green Onions - Booker T & The MG’s (idk don’t ask)

The Curse of Curves - Cute Is What We Aim For (a one hit wonder but I still know every word to this song)

All Alright - Fun.

Classic Rock Medley - The Cat’s Pajamas (a local acapella group from my high school days)

Bellas Final - the Pitch Perfect Soundtrack (ok this plus the last one is making it seem like I’m obsessed with acapella I’m really not)

East West - Herman’s Hermits (...I actually love this band don’t judge me)

Here It Goes Again - Ok Go (say what you will about the song but that video with the treadmills was iconic)

20 Dollar Nose Bleed - Fall Out Boy

Sims Holidaze - The Sims 2 Bon Voyage (I may or may not have the entire collected Sims soundtrack on my ipod...)

Lesson 4 Pronunciation - Rosetta Stone Italian Level 3 (Remember when I was fluent in Italian? yeah me neither)

Whistle (Acoustic) -Blackpink (I like the original better)

Come So Far (Got So Far To Go) - Hairspray soundtrack (ok but this whole soundtrack is a bop I forgot I used to love this)

Mowgli’s Road - Marina & the Diamonds

What have we learned? That hitting shuffle is not at all indicative of a person’s taste in music, but instead exposes their sordid musical past.

#I just spent two hours doing this oh my god Claire you owe me #tag game #shut up jenna

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vivicavira · 6 years

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Tag Game

sooo i was tagged by some thicc bich @your-taxidermy :0

tag people you want to know better!!

Appearance: hm i’m real short like i’m 5’0 and a half. i have tiny hands and tiny feets. i’m hispanic (puerto rican and cuban) so i’m a little tan but still light skinned. i have a lil beauty mark on my right cheek. i have brown eyes and long eyelashes that instead of fuckin sticking up they stick out so you would never know my eyelashes are so long -_-. i have like brown…reddish…blackish..hair??? but then there’s some blonde?? idk it’s weird i dyed it red last year but my mama wanted me to go back to my original hair and go black soo now i’m stuck with whatever this is?? my hair is medium length AND WONT FUCKIN GROW FOR SHIT. it’s like wavy but straight?? idk man. i have tiny tits and my body is mostly legs which makes me want to cut them off :). i’m like skinny…but not?? it’s weird. my back has this weird natural arch (which i hate). my nose is like a rats from the side but isn’t that bad from the front?? my eyebrows are naturally thin and arched and let’s just say i always look angry… i have braces and…yeah. there’s nothing else really to me.

Personality: i’m gullible, easy to please with certain things, i’m a really deep thinker, i worry too much, i’m shy around people i think are cooler than me, i’m an open book but slowly i’m closing up more and more, i’m bipolar, i fall in love too easily, i’m actually rlly funny, i’m nice when i want to be, i’m constantly going between what i need and what i want, i like when ppl listen to what i say and take it in. i’m good at giving advice for some things. i’m super emotional and a lot of things get to me. it’s so hard for me to stick to one thing for a long amount of time. like i could be in love with someone but then one day my brain tells me “let’s stop loving this person for the little reasons that will mean nothing in a week. idc if they’re the only person that truly loves you. sounds like a you problem” like i ruin things for myself. it’s like my heart and my brain are two separate beings. i’m indecisive. i’m gentle and warm and soft with others and i’m aggressive, cold, and harsh with myself. i have extremely high expectations for myself and for (some) others which when i’m brought back to reality, i’m then disappointed always. i have trust issues when it comes to my heart.

Ability: i can sing (im self taught and never had any classes but i’m actually kinda good), i can draw sorta, i can dance (also self taught never had classes), i’m good at acting (this is my first year being in theatre but i’ve been acting my whole life with my sister. we used to do skits and stuff together but not like funny ones. like straight drama and tragedy. i’m good at making things make sense and wording things a certain way that just makes things click.

Hobbies: o god uh watching youtube, drawing, singing, acting, dancing, crying, being confused, and…tumblr

Experiences: i went to my first youth convention this year and it was rlly amazing. ummm wow i love how can’t remember any thing i’ve ever done?? trust me i’ve done a lot more o god. um oh!! we drove from florida all the way to new york and on the way we almost fell in a corn field in pennsylvania, we were about to sleep in a gross motel but there were roaches in the mattress so we somehow found a much better hotel and when we got to new york my mom pissed herself. i went to china town and the city and it was just such a good time. one time our car broke down on our way to north carolina and it was horrible. also hurricane irma was terrifying. i live in florida so where i live got hit hard. i’ve been through a lot of other shite but this is all that’s coming to mind rn for some reason.

My Life: for some reason my life is so depressing. my mom is always miserable and crying and sick and in pain. my sister is always sick and she’s rlly ill and has a lot of physical issues, my dad works like a dog but still doesn’t make enough money, my mom hates her job too. we’ve never owned a house, always rented. i go through my own problems mentally and emotionally. but my sister and parents are always fighting which makes me shake and scared and it’s hard to sleep. my parents aren’t very understanding (at all) and it’s just rlly hard. but other ppl have gone through and STILL go through much much worse. i have a more than sturdy roof over my head, good quality clothes, a warm bed to sleep in, a surplus of good food to eat, and for the most part love.

Random Stuff: i was in swim this year for my school and i fucking hated it but hey i got my varsity letter so whatever.

i’m horrible at math but i have honors english and i’ve always been on top when it comes to english and language arts but at the bottom with math of any kind. the only math i can kinda do is algebra 1 math.

i like every genre of music. like yes i even like this one country song. don’t judge. i mean i never listen to it but i like it. if you were to shuffle my songs 10 times you’d get 10 different genres. i just love music so much and i have a very strong passion for it. well i have a strong passion for the arts in general.

i’m a freshman but im supposed to be a sophomore but because my birthday is in november florida decided to hold me back in pre-k for an extra year just cuz of that??? it’s rlly dumb i hate florida.

i secretly would love to do cosplay in the future and go to those cosplay con thingies with some other friends of mine (none that i have rn would be interested in doing that in the future so i mean hopefully i’ll make friends like that and we’ll be able to ya know...do that stuff??

i like ensemble stars which i never post about for some reason idk

this is becoming wayyyyyy too long wow

i tag: @itsadarkparadize @hanaejun @lunar-intoxication @jjkboo @fictional-serial-killer @enaaaaaam @anonsx2 @sangweewoo @noodlesforlyfe @mangomud

i mean if you…if you want to of course…heh

#tag game #im sorry this is so long and depressing in the middle

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