#also doesnt flirt with me.

[vaas]

i know this is a contentious opinion but i really like the fallout new california mod. i honestly cant tell if its good or not but i still like it its got some good companions in there theyre my favourite part. they feel extremely 18 (they are. theyre between 18 and 25 i think is eric) which sometimes makes me flinch but i still like them

#.txt #one specific thing that i KNOW is going to be contentious is that i like johnny more than butch #as the same character archetype of dick who bullied the player in the vault who the player can recruit #my reasons for liking johnny more: competent. comes with med body armour and a shotgun. way more overtly a dick like big time asshole. #wants to join the actual raiders. not actually a bully in the sense that he doesnt necessarily derive enjoyment out of tormenting the weaker #hes just a huge fucking asshole #also doesnt flirt with me. #the female companions are not as good. jamie and eric are naurthing. but i like kira a lot #ben i wish i could tease him more hes too stoic. he needs an 'i knew you when you were 13' dialogue option every time he tries to boss me. #like it should go both ways. we should both be able to bring up knowing each other at 13.

[kristalijah]

HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!! I REPEAT, HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!!

#i havent posted anything on this site for years and i talk for these bitches..... as it should be #hes doing the marceline sexy smoldering eyes too i cant take this #i havent seen anyone talk about this and i am LOSING it over this detail i need everyone and their mother to know this #i already commented about this on youtube and someone was already doubting like 'i thought hes looking at the lemoncarbs' #AND I WILL SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. U CAN SEE HIS EYES GO DOWN (TO WHERE GARY'S ASSETS ARE) THEN UP TO MEET HIS EYES WHEN HE LOOKS BACK #the lemoncarbs are clearly to the left where gary is staring at in horror.....keep up people. #he doesnt look at the lemoncarbs once until they started insulting gary's cute lil baking with the 'i hate their little faces' line #and then u can see his eyes move from left (to where lemoncarbs are) to right to look at gary again. #THERE. CASE OVER #I BETTER NOT SEE ANYONE INVALIDATE THEIR OBVIOUS FUCKING FLIRTING OR I WILL #cry. theyre very important to me. i love bubbline/gumlee so much i will die for them #its also funny that hes doing that NOW when our boy is clearly stressed tf out #its giving 'hate to see you leave love to see you go' energy lmaooo #gumlee #adventure time #fionna and cake #adventure time fionna and cake #gary prince #marshall lee

[daily-hanamura]

#p4 #persona 4 #p4au #persona 4 arena ultimax #yosuke hanamura #hanamura yosuke #narukami yu #souyo #you know im actually obsessed with this scene like yosuke is teasing yu like hehe big bro but also chie did that very early on in p4g #which yu didnt comment on at all #so its yosuke specifically that yu doesnt like him calling big bro #i mean yosuke quickly gets flustered and says he was just teasing before running away #and like yeah he is teasing but theres something about the teasing that just GETS me #ive written about the concept of amae before on this blog but calling someone onii-san/big brother is also kind of an example of that #like you're playing up your helplessness and acknowledging the other person as being a senior to you #and idk im sure im overthinking this but i think in this moment yosuke was carelessly flirting with yu like he always does #except yu doesnt like yosuke calling him that because for him big bro has a stronger connotation with nanako #and hes ok with chie teasing him and calling him that because he knows chie doesnt actually mean beyond it #but when yosuke calls him that it brings in undertones of flirtations and he doesn't like it because its supposed to be an innocent term #alternatively hes ok as seeing chie as a younger sister figure. but yosuke? no way. because yosuke is already hi #anyway the point im making is i think yosuke was definitely 100% flirting with yu here and they both knew it #he's good with his queue

[mejomonster]

Guardian really set my expectations of "censored bl cdramas" and man that was a high bar and probably not fair of me to expect.

Guardian really opens with Zhao Yunlan asking Shen Wei "are you married? You're such a catch. Can I take you out to eat? Here's my number A-Lan call me" which like even on face value id say thats called flirting (unless I guess ur so straight Straight blinders on that 2 men have to physically fuck in front of u to consider something gay)

Then of course there's shen weis pining shit but like, that's not Hammer down obvious to I guess the most oblivious person in denial

But Zhu Hong saying she likes Zhao Yunlan, Zhao Yunlan repeatedly refusing her and feeling bad about it, Zhu Hong repeatedly acknowledging he picked SHEN WEI over her (making it fairly clear it was a romantic pick and she Lost it to a guy) and shen Wei, brick that he can be at times, tells her it will only take a few years for the feelings to fade when she'll get over Zhao yunlan. The guy in love with him, instead of her. Yeah shen wei, she's definitely not wishing she could stab you for that insensitive remark. But she's too good of a person to.

Which. I'd say the above two points establish fairly overtly that: Zhao Yunlan is into men, that his colleagues assume he's also into women (if Zhu Hong thinks she has a chance), and that Shen Wei is Zhao Yunlans romantic pick. So Shen Weis sexuality? Well he doesn't dispute being Zhao Yunlans romantic pick, and Lin Jing assumes they're lovers with dialogue (yes he's saying opposite day stuff but his opposite day is just not being a liar and spy). So Shen Weis sexuality includes Zhao Yunlan.

And so like that's just. Fairly overt explicit stuff about their relationship. There's also the "a very oblivious person could argue its only implied" flirting. (And everything going on with Lao Chu and Xiao Guo, the side couple... oh my heart ;-; when they almost froze... the family dinner at Xiao guos... Lao chu admiring how kind Xiao Guo is, scaring him trying to say he's a cannibal and Xiao Guo not running away)

There's the coat sharing macho trying to be the man helping the damsel both of those fuckers do galore, shen wei moving in across the hall (which is either stalker or deeply in love or - as is true, both), shen wei implicitly moving in (this one's vague ill admit to be fair), the fucking "You're good with your hands" line from Zhao yunlan which is absolutely a porn line, every villain in the show viscerally aware Zhao Yunlan is who Shen Wei wants to protect, Ye Zun pretending to be Shen Wei by calling Zhao Yunlan cute names and asking if his outfit looks nice (and all of That), Zhao yunlans romantic ass hit me through the heart line of "if you're trouble I want a lifetime of you" at the wedding (not ever over it), the fucking lollipop scene in ye old haixing. Just a bunch of flirty type scenes, romantic tropes galore. And that's not even covering the actual genuine subtext of ALL the cases paralleling how shen wei and/or how Zhao yunlan feel implicitly (which are just subtext to be fair... how shen wei thinks he lost kunlun, how Zhao yunlan ISNT him so it hurts he's a stranger or he IS in which case he's a liar and shen weis grieving, the case where a dixingren and human love each other and Zhao yunlan notices he wants to be close to shen wei even though shen weis lying etc).

Like. They felt as canon as Tara X Willow in Buffy. Or at least as much as Xena x Gabrielle, the center relationship of the show where all stories of the episodes are always at least in some way about them.

#guardian #weilan #meta #rant #to be fair: word of honor cdrama did JUST as much as guardian on feeling basically canonically explicitly gay #as long as u can interpret overt flirting with men and them being soulmates as love. #cause yeah there are no kisses. but still like... yeah theyre in love. #and like.. man zhu hongs love triangle plot is Central in making the Guardian romance as overt as it is #obviously irs easy to put in: its a girl love interest for zhao yunlan #but its also a love interest he Rejects for shen wei. so like. cdrama land says he cant say i love you to a man? #but he can say he doesnt love a girl and hes picked the man instead. im just saying it works well to make that overtly clear #dont even get me started on chuguo ;-; i love them so much and acting defijitely helped intensify it

[vikingpoteto]

anyway fic concept: Kenshi can deal with Johnny while they're fighting, arguing, bickering, etc. but as they become friends Johnny starts flirting with him, as you do with your friends, not seriously (yet) and Kenshi DOES NOT know how to handle with that. Johnny casually comments on how handsome he is or delivers a joking pick up line and Kenshi becomes a stuttering mess. someone should write this and tag me in it.

#mortal kombat #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #johnshi #or he sees johnny joke flirting with kung lao or maybe another friend of theirs joke flirting and he's like it isnt a big deal #this is definitely not me projecting as per my last post #i just like the concept that kenshi doesnt know how to handle softness #and open affection #and slowly starts learning #also it wouldnt hurt that he could realize his feelings through his overreactions #or he sees johnny and kung lao joke flirting or maybe any of their friends and realizes it isnt a big deal for them #why is it a big deal for him #and thats his oh. oh. moment

[cimicherrychanga]

once again TROUBLED by how good my game is when flirting with my best friend, imagine if i actually used that with people im trynna pull

#shut up dave #the obvious point-out is. there ARE no ppl im trying to pull. if there were i might employ such skills #though what makes it so easy w riv is that we do think the other is hot but have no interest in hookin up. and also we know each other v we #so it doesnt mean anything when i push them against a wall like 'do you wanna find out' when they say that #'i have the vibes of those ppl who act like theyre vanilla but are super kinky' or whatever. bc its FUNNY #'do i look like i eat the souls of children for breakfast?' u look like u eat lucky charms cereal #cause girl your looks have charmed me and im hoping to get lucky tonight.............. #tbf i flirt like that w dawn too so ig that means i can v much do it w ppl i AM interested in too <3 #however here i get the debuff of no bilingualism. literally halving my potential :/// dawn u need to learn romanian. please. #JUST so i can throw more awful pick up lines at u <33

[hauntingblue]

making a collection

making another collection with a threatening aura

#davy back fightbpart 3 letsgo #HOW do the three big guns get wasted on the eating contest... horrible plan.... luffy is fine bc well... but not sanji and zoro like damn. #luffy DOESNT WANNA EAT??? CALL THE NAVY!!!! #what was i saying.... bad idea putting the three beasts there #FRANKY FRANKY FRANKY!!!! they captured the two princesses :( #one sided beef squashed between luffy and foxy. friendship ended with random ex marine guy. now luffy is my best friend #usopp and franky bonding time hell yeah. throw usopp by the head once more pelase #nami with zoros swords just like holding them looks so cool like she should get a few swords too... nami three sword style oda drawing pls #i think this man underestimates nami and luffys power together he doesnt know about shiki #luffy saying he knows its a trap and sorry for being late.... lets go on an adventure all nine of us.... usopp yes anding his lie..... omg #cant believe nami isnt there yet. she could take this guy. oh there she is!!!!! she does look cool with the swords and jumping to get luffy #zoro screaming in agony from luffy getting shot omg THIS FUCKING GUY OF COURSE!!! this looks like its so over #zoro and sanji must feel so useless rn. they didnt even get the chance to fight like damn #komei-kakka??? more like come caca. boom #luffy face down dead on the floor akdjkaa chopper have you tried looking at the wound to see if it harmed him idk #it hit the face akdjskn usopp that was coom also #was robin flirting with the other guy and zoro caught her and she told hum to shut up??? #'your friends got the best of me but you are still in my arms an-' 'HEAT EGG!! ALSO YOU'RE ON FIRE!' #flare maneauver that was so slay also luffy and nami in the same frame so twins of them. my children. birthed them one right after the othe #zoro and sanji fighting back to back. back to back to back to you i dont wanna fall right back to us maybe you should run right back to her #that is such a bop song. also post wano zosan. and post wci. see the recurrent theme #fighting in water.... being on top of the sword that was a slay... red hawk ace i will never forget you it seems #foxy liking his jolly roger omg nami fooled him ahdhsjs i think they should have pirate game event every year they yearn for contests #now since this experience foxy should make monthly multitudinary pirate games olympics hoping the strawhats join them a la gatsby #the faces at the mushroom akdhaksjs #talking tag #watching one piece #watching one piece movies #kinda loved how robin betted on franky against usopp.... i will take the crumbs

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

ghost!toji x reader ….. hmmmm hm hm hm

#THINKING MANY THOUGHTS #one thing abt me is i fucking LOVE ghosts easily the best supernatural creatures ill forever die on this hill #anyway my idea for it is cliche but im weak for it ok 😔😔 #reader can see ghosts obviously. and ghosts need to settle their scores to move on properly #but toji is jaded and cynical and refuses to. he meets reader and is surprised they can see him but also doesnt really give a shit #but reader wants to help ghosts ichigo kurosaki style and ends up persuading toji to let them … #just. putting flowers on mamagumi’s grave… making sure gumi has a proper support system . checking up on shiu. etc etc #and obviously toji grows fond of reader because he hadnt realized how lonely he was #so maybe he asks for one final favor — for them to let him stay by their side for a bit longer .. #im also very much imagining this as a roomate au . toji crashes on your couch and you have to listen to his snoring from the bedroom <3333 #I JUST THINK GHOST!TOJI IS SO GOODDDDD HE’S SO SAD :(((( but also such a prick #also 100% the type to spook anyone who tries to flirt w reader and theyre like ??? wtf was that for. 🤨🤨 he ignores them . #scary dog priviliege except the scary dog is incorporeal <3333 protects you but like . transparently #need to write this someday #i have a lotttt of trouble imagining toji romantically though like that’s my whole father … #IM GONNA TRY THO !! #ari noises ✩

[nongnaos]

Hira's lack of self worth vs Kiyoi's need to compliment his boyfriend vs Kiyoi's inability to be normal about complimenting his boyfriend: fight!

#kiyoi: flirting with his boyfriend. hira: 'this man wants to murder me or worse dump me 🥺😥😥'. everyone else: 🤦‍♀️🤦🤦‍♂️ #they're idiots and i love them #also kiyoi touching hiras forehead who flinches and then doing it again the next day while shopping and hira doesnt flinch #the guy is gonna exposure therapy his boyfriend sooo hard #utsukushii kare #utsukushii kare spoilers #utsukushii kare season 2 #liomsa

[thegoldenavenger]

I honestly can't remember if I said anything here about Couple's Goodluck Charm lqg?

When he's a disciple he gets a crush on, like, two of his shixiongs who are pining over each other and ends up having a fling with both of them before they start dating each other. They end up in a committed relationship and lowkey cite dating lqg as their inciting incident.

Later he ends up dating an established couple known from breaking up and getting back together and after they dated him they end up stabilizing and getting married.

They say lqg was their good luck charm and he gets kind of a reputation.

Now anyone who wants good luck in their relationship try to catch lqg's eye bc him being interested in you is seen as a blessing!

When he starts hanging around yqy everyone thinks the Era of good luck Liu Qingge will end bc obviously yqy is a catch and they'll actually end up together but then yqy brings home sj. Everyone can tell yqy is obsessed with sj, so now everyone thinks lqg's good luck extends to finding your soulmate in general even if you aren't currently in a relationship. AND then sj and lqg become RIVALS and the yqy & sj ships crashes and burns so lqg's reputation evolves once more

So it goes: if lqg is interested in you as a couple then you're guaranteed good fortune in your relationship. If you're single then you will have terrible luck.

People are already intimidated by him bc he's gaining such a bold reputation as Bai zhan's succeeding disciple, and now with the Relationship Lore people never approach him interested in Him

He cements a few more relationships throughout his time as a disciple and Peak Lord (probably a few more disciples, Mqf & WQW, maybe, when they become peak lords) and ruins a few others incidentally so his reputation grows into like a folk tale that everyone passes on to each other

So of course lqg's crush is seen as very Ominous and Foreboding for sqq and when lbh pops up everyone is like. Whoop. Lqg Curse strikes again.

Funnily enough, when bingqiu happens and friendly interaction with demons become more common, when lqg's Lore is shared the demons flip the omens. Lqg fighting lbh for five years read as being interested and now lbh is off living his happiest life. Lqg tried removing sqh's head from his shoulders and now mbj has a devoted life partner. Obviously Liu qingge fighting you/being interested in you in the demon way is a blessing of good fortune

Anyways, when lbh hears that dating lqg as a third means your relationship will last forever, OF COURSE he tries to get that extra bit of assurance :>

(I think... moshang also want a piece of lqg's relationship luck. It becomes bingqiu and moshang competing over Liu Qingge)

#misc #it's actuallynreally angsty though bc #hah no one actually wants a committed relationship with lqg #he's honestly tried to make it Work with everyone he's dated #but increasingly people are just phoning it in with him #after getting wqw & mqf together he stops dating #lowkey bc seeing two people he liked move on together without him #hes kind of over trying haha #his crush on sqq is also probably so slow and awkward bc he is Aware of his badluck reputation #and doesnt want to lose sqq as a friend after trying and failing to date him :> #so bingqiu and moshang flirting with him #increasingly seemingly earnestly kind of charms him #(bc theyre competing they get really into courting him #so it comes off pretty genuine to lqg) #so even if bingqiu or moshang develop honest feelings for him #it will come out that they were trying to cash in on the lqg goodluck which wont be fun for anyone but me! :) #i guess... interspersed with this are demons whonwant to fight lqg but thats normal haba

[kit-kat-jo]

WHAT THE FUCCCKKK WHY DID IT END LIKE THAT??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#…..yeah u alrwady know whats up #the amazing digital circus #spoilers in the next tags now ofc #ragatha…….. my dear ragatha trying her absolute fucking hardest to cheer pomni up #we all saw it coming a mile away bless her soul #and the entire scene under the map #pomni immediately latching onto gummy goo’s misery and being so soft and comforting made me want to THROW UP AND BAWL MY EYES OUT #bc….. rags doesnt know that if she just stopped trying to act overly positive and push everything that happened to her aside #and instead was real with her and tried to find ways they felt similar about being trapped #she would have been so much more successful in helping her like she wanted #FUUUCKKK!!!!!!!! #and the FUCKING FUNERAL FOR KAUFMO????? #jaw dropped when zooble came in saying that #that whole fucking end scene makes me want to throw up and BAWL #THE HANDS REACHING OUT TO POMNI AND CATCHING HER #OUGHDHFHFHHHH #the ragapom enjoyers have been fed. #btw #i have been fed #rewatching throwing up shitting and crying #two big rips to gummy goo and gangles happy mask only being on for 4 minutes and 7 seconds (yeah i checked) #anyway ragatha and pomnis voices are so nice inlove women #and jax showing an emotion for a 000000.00001th of a frame #the jax fans are gonna go crazy over that i can tell #yall can have him but also that facial expression couldve been abt queenie just my hunch tho #SPEAKING OF kinger having a split second of clarity talkin to rags in that scene? #he was absolutely fatherly to her when she first appeared #wish we could see this so bad #time to be normal now alr buhbye #slaps a lesbian sticker on ragatha for doing like 4 finger guns and flirting with the queen

[ef-1]

I remember your girl edits from ages ago they were so good 😭 I can't find them anymore pleaseee the daniel one lives in my brainnnnmnnn

I posted it in 2020. How do you even remember that 🤯

here is girl!daniel from that post. i could write a dissertation about her but i wont (yet) also was conflicted about the intensity of her freckles, so here are both versions

#you cant find that post bc i deleted it #i believe max was the focal point of that post then 2 days later austria happened and i was do annoyed i nuked the post #i cant believe youve been here since i was 19 🥹❤️‍🩹 #girl daniel had my HEART okay. only woman #she wore a blazer to the interview bc she wanted to be taken seriously :) #she doesn't want her hair straightened but she doesnt stop the stylist when he starts straightening it bc she wants to seem agreeable :) #later she flirts with the interviewer bc she needs to make sure he'll stick to the script :) #he eats it up :) #weaponised flirting is a honed skill she developed at the v beginning of her career :) learned how to use the smiley girl thing :) #she doesnt know how to use weaponised flirting on people she ACTUALLY likes bc girl flopism representation is still important #when ai 🤝 facetune 🤝 me combine no one is safe #2020 was such a good year for genderbending though #miss ricciardo loml also

[entropy-sea-system]

need a t shirt that says 'vampire bait' on it

#/lh #vampirism #ough #what do I mean by this #entropies #-Firelight #might delete bc I dont want ppl flirting w us over this so if ppl do that delwtimg it #thats why I put it on main #instead of like. idk my nsft sideblog where someone had annoyingly dmed me abt one of my nsft posts so I restricted dms #this isnt nsft but is maybe like implied blood ish ? #idk #anyways heres hoping this. doesnt get ppl trying to flirt w us while maybe resonating w ppl #idk... I think I dont want to make this even #hmm maybe I should post this #anyways #dont assume the entire system feels this way some of the system ARE vampires lol and would not relate to the post at all #also. am not looking for more vampires this is not a feeding solicitation its just a post

[polaroidcats]

Florist au + flirting under fire for wolfstar please! ;)

ohhhh okay I love this!! so I had to look up what flirting under fire meant haha I'm sorry if I got this wrong, I took some liberties I hope this still counts!! It's very silly (but what else did u expect from me hehe):

It's a muggle AU, they're both working in a flowershop and I'm going to throw in another trope here and say it's coworkers to lovers, lots of mutual pining and timid flirting that gets bolder as the time goes on. Both are now preeeetty sure the other one is flirting back and likes them back but they have not confessed their feelings yet. Until one day there is a mix-up with a flower delivery and a very angry Karen comes into their store and starts screaming bc SHE ORDERED LILAC FLOWERS AND SHE GOT PURPLE ONES HOW CAN YOU BE SO STUPID GOD NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING AROUND HERE Come here Sirius! Watch out, you have some dirt in your hair wait let me remove it for you SERIOUSLY DOES ANYONE EVEN WORK HERE WHERE ARE YOU HIDING *Why is his hand still in my hair and also what is this weird background noise coming from the front room?* HELLOOO I AM YOUR CUSTOMER I DEMAND A FULL REFUND AND COMPENSATION FOR THE FLOWER DELIVERY NOW!!! I WILL FILE A COMPLAINT IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE REFUND Did I ever tell you how perfect your eyes are? Uhm I mean.. just because.. there's not a single flower I know that has the same colour as your eyes is what I mean... They're so unique not even nature could replicate that colour... uhm I mean.. I don't know... that was stupid... anyways sorry please forget what I said... we should probably go talk to that customer, she sounds kinda angry ... I WANT TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER NOW!!!!!! WHY IS NO ONE ANSWERING ME NO WONDER NOTHING WORKS HERE IF THE EMPLOYEES JUST DISAPPEAR!!! WHERE IS THE MANAGER?? *Karen screeches and the sound of a potted plant hitting the floor* Your eyes are beautiful too Moony, they're the perfect colour, just like honey, and so warm and lovely, just like you are.

fanfic trope mash-up ask game

#ask game #ask #donut tag #i also had a version where sirius works in the store and remus comes in daily but he's extremely allergic to the plants so the “fire” comes #from remus being in constant danger of an allergic shock but i decided against that ahaha #also idk if this even counts as that trope i'm sorry if it doesnt!!!!! #if it doesnt the plants can attack them or sth but the flirting stays the same lool #thank u for sending me this <3

[gunsatthaphan]

“stop talking. I’m tired.”

#the eclipse #akkayan #firstkhao #neolouis #the eclipse ep4 #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #gmmtv #thai bl #bl drama #dude this made me think though #what if everything that ayan is doing #is a test to see how the people around him would react #to both the protesting/disagreeing but also the flirting with akk #like what if his uncle did the same #and he wants to see if the school banned him for those things or something #idk i got a feeling #cuz why else would he make so many moves on akk when he doesnt even know him? #maybe the uncle was dating someone in the school #anyway welcome to my random thoughts lmao #bye

[yuhenglesbian]

some mornings i wake up and my first thought of the day is

“All the monsters have been taken away. I'm the only one left. Can you lock me up in your house?”

and i just. really have to sit down for the rest of the day because of the sheer agony of it all.

#it's been 3 months and the chokehold this has on me still #fei du really started out as bitchboy fave of the week and then #priest hits you with the fact that #actually he doesnt really like himself that much. #actually his distaste for his father is also his fear of being his father #actually he flirts around because he doesnt believe that he deserves to be sincerely actually loved #and then the finale hits you #and he's asking luo wenzhou if lwz will love him #because he feels like he's atoned a bit #and then the extras exist #and luo wenzhou is telling him “yes yes i'll love you! i have always loved you” #and im just #so brilliant. so very heartbreaking #mo du #fei du #luo wenzhou #zhoudu #silent reading #priest mo du #fari's current reads: danmei/baihe edition