#alistair: i liked screaming

[emmavakarian-theirin]

hiiiiiii i've fallen back into dragon age hell (origins, specifically) if anyone wants to DISCUSS things i am here

#(twirls hair) i think i'm falling for alistair all over again (sickos meme) yes... ha ha ha... YES.... #and it's mostly through realising how there's lines that are just SO unprompted or have no build up with the context of the subject?? #but obviously not in a bad writing way it's just *alistair* like #leliana: oh how i enjoyed the quiet of the chantry so i could contemplate and be at peace 😌 what about you alistair? 😊 #alistair: i liked screaming #LIKE honestly why was the grand cleric trying to keep you #or even the dialogue when you're trying to talk to him about his history and he's like 'it's boring though :/' #so you tell him to make up interesting stuff and he suddenly says 'i have some interesting looking moles i can show you?' LIKE??? #you are a sad strange big man and you have my love #BUT ANYWAY i'm having a moral dilemma over the most minor quest and have been staring at the same screen for like 30 minutes #and i know it's hard to see but sten looks so GOOD i'm shocked and thrilled i managed to get every mod i wanted to work... work

[strange-doll-child]

Scary german wife, idk more Organbox cause I can't think of anything else rn

#the lesbians are baaack #brainrotting HARD and i dont know what to do #fanart #fan art #haunted mansion #haunted mansion 2023 #slg comics #slg #organbox #the organist #herr victor geist #victor geist #alistair crump #hatbox ghost #the hatbox ghost #tw mouth horror #just in case #i love drawing the screaming face #one of my friends said Alicia would find that attractive so like hsbsjs #hm genderbend

[cadaverkeys]

Was anyone else forced to read Poor Things in class when they were in high school?? I genuinely detested that book because I always thought Alistair Greys personal misogyny infected any good idea he had for the most part (not to mention the evident need to self insert in basically all his works. i mean. he literally credits himself as the fictional best artist in glasgow for the purpose of putting his illustrations in Poor Things.)

#rambles #i thought the movie was great btw #but like. they changed quite a bit (for the best tbh) #like. erm. okay hi felicity. #SCREAMS. I JUST REMEMBERED HOW THE BOOK ENDED WITH A WHOLE FUCKING ''THAT SHIT NEVER HAPPENED'' EPILOGUE #like... okay alistair grey....you thought you invented ''it was all a dream''?

[lanaevyssmoved]

warden amell, alistair romance, alistair hardened and on the throne alone, his Mistwess .. the team was ali sten and shale with barkspawn using extra dog slot. bunch of warrior tanks and their lil pocket healer . it was so hard i played on nightmare with increased difficulty mods so it was. a rough time. but very fun. much death

#it was my first time playing mage in dao and i was determined to be the sole mage and healer on a super hard playthrough #spamming heal like my life depends on it with a mod that reduces heal effectiveness by 25% plus nightmares own nerfs #screaming WHERES MY DOG because if barkspawn dies i cry in real life #i wanna do a cousland warrior next i think #i’ve done mahariel #rogue #dwarf commoner rogue #i’ve done cousland and aeducan origin stories multiple times just because i enjoy the origin so much but never finished the game on them #i’ve played my mahariel so many times i was kinda stuck only playing her and never wanting to do other things for so long #this was also my first time hardening alistair and putting him on the throne #maybe i become queen next. maybe #i’m so tired it’s insane shut up and sleep #fray.txt

[bluupxels]

“How could something so beautiful exist in a place with so much despair and ugliness?”

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 edit #dragon age sims #rosalind amell #alistair theirin #edits #i was literally like 😁 the whole time making this they make me 🥰 #i love alistair so much i could scream!!!!!! he's literally perfect #i used an alistair sim from the gallery as a base but i made extensive edits including pointy ears bc he is HALF ELF bioware you cretins

[cocogoat]

pointing excitedly look at my son

#◯ ༚ 。🍓 valentine.times #*the lawrences #i named him franky last night just bc it's the default name for ol2 but . i remade him just now #nd i've decided his name is alistair lawrence now <3 #nickname al that only his friends use #he's a v polite boy nd i would protect him w/ my life #also he's a lil scaredy cat . screams everytime he gets startled #no 1 tamarack (nd qiu) protector #likes reading nd space #scared of bugs nd does not like getting dirty but will hang out in the forest with tamarack despite being terrified #has absolutely atrocious eyesight without glasses #fave color is blue if u cannot tell #wears a tie everyday unless he's feelin Fancy then he'll wear a Bowtie #super easily embarassed . . . #i care about him v much #i made him on a whim just to go through a playthrough where the mc has a crush on tamarack nd now i'm so attached that i'm gonna #have to keep him LJKSADJ #*alistair lawrence

[ghoul-haunted]

me, earlier: I will draw cullen and the inquisitor hanging out

currently: fenris/hawke

#eventually i'll get around to anders no game has gotten to me more in terms of friendships than dragon age #whenever i get to the end of da2 i feel like screaming #whenever i start origins i feel like screaming but thats bc preemptively im already going I Need To Fix The World For Alistair #in inquisition solas is the character that makes me scream

[mugirmu]

ive heard of lots of people having frequent crash issues when playing dragon age origins on pc, but ive been lucky... 3rd crash ever was just now in the battle of denerim 😭😭😭 its no big deal because im a frequent saver, not even at the archdemon yet either, but RIP my immersion HSKDBSBDKS

#AAAGH THIS GAME IS SO GOOD I LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT #all today ive finished the landsmeet and every other thing i wanted to do or check up on and this past hour or so? battle of denerim babyyy #when i played as a wee lad i never got past the assemble your armies part of the game #ive done so so much more than i ever had and im about to finish it!!! i really am!!!! #i LOVED the landsmeet and EVERYTHING SINCE THEN its so EPIC and da:o is a GREAT FUCKING GAAAANE #FOR FERELDEN!!! FOR THE GREY WARDENS!!!!!!!!!!!! GO KING ALISTAIR GOOOOO #anyway time to load in and do this one battle again i was almost finished with it >:((( #oh also HOLY SHIT RIP RIORDAN like i knew he had to die because the sacrifice is up to me but NOOO I WAS SCREAMING #also i had planned earlier to do morrigan's ritual (male warden) but when actually making the decision.... it was hard #i was thinking of what my warden would do. that he was totally ready to make the Sacrifice if he had to. and protect alistair the soon-king #but in the end i decided that zevran was more important to him than following honor in this situation #in death; sacrifice. but not today #also speaking of pre-made choices i almost backed out on: i also planned to have alistair rule alone #and he is! thats what ended up happening and im happy with it. but i sat there for like 15 minutes debating with myself #on if i should marry him to anora and have them rule jointly or not #but no :) maybe another playthrough #i LOVED the cutscene of alistair executing loghain. who can deny his ascension when he beat the snake in an honorable duel #ugh i know im ranting but ive never played or even seen videos of the landsmeet and the battle of denerim before and im SO EXCITED #YOU!! YES YOU!! LISTEN HERE!! IF YOU LIKE FANTASY YOU SHOULD REALLY PLAY DRAGON AGE ORIGINS #i know ive already spoiled it some but uwu forget

[effelants]

HAPPY WIP WEDNESDAY, EVERYONE! Wippieweddie is such a wonderous, beauteous, incredible, marvellous day, isn’t it?

Have an excerpt from Super Secret Fic Project: two unnamed and thus incredibly mysterious characters absolutely no one could ever guess the identities of ever ever having a bit of a chat. <3 

Tagging: anyone who wants to participate in wippieweddie! That means you, if you’re having even a small fluttering of participatory intent! And please, tag me so I can read! 

I LOVE WIPPIES SO MUCH

#dragon age #wip wednesday #dragon age fanfiction #alistair #alistair x warden #my tags are kinda ruining this great air of mystery i have so painstakingly cultivated #that's ok #it's not like it was a serious air of mystery to begin with #i am as mysterious as a bucket #i've missed screaming in tags on tungles ngl #hello favorite hellsite (affectionate) i am back in business #<3<3 #wippie weddie

[stunfiskz]

theyre besties i just know they are 🥺

#also when i was getting the clip for this gif i saw a yt comment that said #’’i feel like alistairs hair makes up for spencer’s lack of hair’’ #and the scream i scrumpt… #txt

[dr3c0mix]

Bloody Red Roses

Yandere!Evil King x GN!Reader

CW: kidnapping, weirdo behavior, pretty mellow for now

👑 It was known throughout the land that King Alistair of the Obsidian Kingdom was a terrifying and cruel ruler. His heart held no mercy for those who opposed him.

👑 His dark magic was one to be feared, many know better than to ever go against him and his undead soldiers.

👑 Recently, he’s set his sights on your kingdom. He was planning on overthrowing a few lands and expanding his territory, and with your kingdom’s promising resources and location, he saw it as the perfect prize.

👑 But he isn’t a war mongering psychopath who declares war right then and there, no no he’s much more sophisticated than that, he’s going to kidnap the princess instead!

👑 He needed a bride anyway, so for him it’s a win/win!

👑 “Sir! We got her! We got the princess!” The door opening and the rattling of bones got Alistair’s attention. He sent a few of his skeleton soldiers to capture the princess whilst on a carriage ride through the borders of his territory.

👑 There were many guards protecting the area, but their weapons were no match for enemies who couldn’t die, and with a little bit of sleeping potion, carrying the princess away will be easy as pie.

👑 “Excellent~ and you brought her to my chambers like I told you correct?”

👑 They nod and scamper alongside the king to meet the princess

👑 “Oh princess~ are you awake ye- !!” His eyes widen and he cuts himself off. The person unconscious and tied up in his bed was indeed a royal, but the princess they were not.

👑 “What. Is. This?” He growls, the soldier’s bones rattle in fear

👑 “W-well you sai-“ “Does this look like a princess to you?! How am I going to take over their stupid kingdom if don’t have a bride!?” He scowls angrily.

👑 He hears you tossing and turning in your sleep, you let out a soft little squeak as you reposition yourself to be hugging one of his pillows.

👑 “…”

👑 “Uhm…your highness..?”

👑 “Leave. I’m done with your stupidity..I’ll deal with them myself..”

👑 The soldiers waste no time running off to who knows where as Alistair looks at you with cold eyes.

👑 “Hm…”

👑 He takes a seat by the bed, watching you as he figures out what to do with you.

👑 He’s trying to figure out a strategy, but he keeps getting distracted by your form. You looked so small and delicate, maybe he could…no that’s stupid he could never..could he?

👑 His thoughts plague him a awhile longer until he notices you waking up.

👑 Your muscles are weak, your head feels like it’s spinning, and it takes a bit for you to get back to your senses and realize what happened.

👑 You jolt awake, remember of the attack and almost scream at the sight of Alistair, but he was quick to covers your mouth and try to ease your panic. It took a while, but he managed to get you to stop fussing so he could take off your binds.

👑 “Apologies for this little..incident, I was supposed to take your sister..but now that you know my plan for your little kingdom, I have no choice but to keep you here. Perhaps I don’t need a princess to marry after all, I could just use you as ransom..” he chuckles.

👑 He sees the tea in your cup rippling in your shakes hold and scoffs, bringing his hand to hold your wrist to still your trembling “Oh don’t be so scared now, I don’t bite..”

👑 It was just supposed to be a means to make you stop shaking, but your skin…your big pitiful eyes staring up at him..he didn’t want to let go.

👑 So he kept you, for ransom of course, not for anything else..

👑 With you at his disposal, he started preparing negotiations with your kingdom to see what they’ll do to get you back.

👑 But in the mean time, he had to deal with you somehow..

👑 He settled on just letting you wander around the castle (with supervision of course)

👑 But then he starts to wonder what you do everyday, what did you even like to do? If you were staying with him, he might as well talk with you for the time being.

👑 It started off sort of awkward, he spotted you by the garden feeding some birds with two soldiers watching you. He approached and waved at the soldiers to leave them alone together. You thought you were in trouble but to your surprise, he just asked you how you were doing..

👑 “I uhm..heard you like going out here everyday..I figured I’d join you…Don’t take it the wrong way, I just had some..free time..that’s all..”

👑 The whole interaction was unusual. It wasn’t like him to be so casual and calm with someone, especially a royal of another kingdom.

👑 He enjoys the reactions you give him whenever he talks about his role as the dark king of the Obsidian Kingdom. Your nervous but polite smile masks your mortification of him, but it’s adorable to him nonetheless

👑 “What? A scared of the big bad king? How cute.”

👑 Your little talks slowly became frequent, for the king, it even became something he couldn’t help but do. What can he say? He was so used to your presence it seemed wrong to not talk to you at least once..plus he had to check to see if you weren’t planning an escape so..

👑 “Where have you been my little rose? I haven’t seen you all day.”

👑 His interest in your interactions turned to fondness the more he picked up on your cute little quirks. He takes note of the things you find funny or interesting, he brings them up in order to see that adorable little smile of yours, and that giggle, oh god that giggle…

👑 He denies it so much at first, but slowly starts to accept the fact that he wants- no, needs you with him

👑 Soon he started to want your presence even more, offering to eat meals alongside you instead of eating whenever he’s schedule allowed it, he started eating scheduled meals for you <3 we love self care guys

👑 “Of course I’m eating with you tonight. After all we never got to finish our conversation.”

👑 He loves watching you, even when simply eating or any mundane thing, you will more often than not catch him staring at you. You’re just so cute and soft! Definitely not like the snobby and overly stiff men and women he’s seen.

👑 He couldn’t have you trying to escape so what better plan than to keep you by his side 24/7? Then you’ll never be out of his sight!

👑 “What’s so wrong with letting you tag along my dear? I’m sure you’ll enjoy yourself with me.”

👑 And what if you try and sneak out from your chambers? Clearly you need to be moved to his chambers, that way he can make sure you’re behaving.

👑 Oh and of course in case you get lost, he made you a cute collar with the royal insignia on it! Isn’t it pretty? He used your favorite colors and everything!

👑 Of course he needs to fulfill his kingly duties. But how can he leave you alone for that long? No worries, you can sit right on his lap! That way you won’t have to stand for a long time and hurt your feet.

👑 And those clothes? So simple and out of style, perhaps you should wear something more fitting to his kingdom’s styles? Like a cute outfit with lace and ruffles! You look so delicate and graceful in it! He can’t help but buy you lots more outfits like that! Tis only fair for a person of your status.

👑 “How about this one? It compliments your form…what do you mean it looks too cutesy? I think it looks perfect for you.”

👑 he’s the type to not do much physical affection, but dear god does he crave both giving and receiving it. Give him a kiss or a caress of his cheek and he struggles to keep his composure and not melt to your touch

👑 Simply put, he might not seem like it (at least he thinks he does) but he can’t live without you. He couldn’t fathom the fact he was planning on trading you for a kingdom, you’re way more valuable than some puny kingdom!

👑 He even considers his original plan, you wouldn’t mind right? Besides, he bets you look absolutely exquisite in a little wedding dress~! Even if you don’t want a dress, an elegant suit would perfect on you~!

👑 “Where do you think you’re going my rose?”

It’s finally here guys ✨✨✨ I know it’s been a while but I’ve been busy with school and genshin. Anyway we got em in the end! Thank you for being so patient guys !! qwq

#yandere #yandere x gn reader #male yandere #yandere oc #oc yandere #yandere male #yandere x reader #yandere x male reader #tw yandere #x reader #x gn reader #gn reader #yandere x you #yandere x darling #king x reader #yandere king #evil king #opossumdoodles

[werewolfpdfs]

thinking a lot of thots abt alistair. he has so many complexes

#he’s constantly building moral frameworks and liral and rafael are wiping them out. and they just get more and more warped. #you put him in a scenario and his actions make u go hello! that’s not how my mother taught me #but he doesn’t remember how his mother taught him……… #he’s like why can’t i remember how to be a good person. why can’t i remember how to feel in a way that makes it hurt less #and there’s a words for what he’s screaming at everyone all the time but he can’t remember those either….they took his language….. #having soooo many alistair thoughts

[strange-doll-child]

Alistair had summoned the Organist- /j

W H O O P S

#i hope alistair dont mind the constant screams of like 20+ kids #ask #anon ask #thanks for the ask #alistair crump #the organist #herr victor geist #victor geist

[kissingwookiees]

sera and my warden tabris (finn!! hi finn!!) would get along like a house on fire actually (specifically a noble's house and they both set the blaze)

#also SCREAMING about her hair cut #but i headcanon'd finn cuts her hair the night before the battle of denerim #(while alistairs off doing... yknow) #and just keeps a very shaggy 'did it myself pixie/mullet' for years #and then i play inquisition and im like OMG!! TWO GIRLS FROM THE DENERIM ALIENAGE WITH MATCHING HAIRSTYLES AND ATTITUDES!! #theyre besties your honor. #oc: finnola tabris

[dalishious]

The thing about Alistair (especially an Alistair who stays a Grey Warden)... he's a half-elf bastard prince, heir to the throne, with inherited special magic dragon blood in his veins. Everything about him screams "main character", and the only reason he's not is because he actively rejected it at every turn. It's like he's in a constant battle with the narrative destiny set before him. I love that tbh.

#alistair theirin #dragon age #i feel like i might have said this before? sorry if so #it's on the brain currently

[vigilskeep]

funniest answer by far to “what do wardens eat in the deep roads” is that the wardens DO eat darkspawn, bc clearly nobody got around to telling alistair and the HOF about it so i can only imagine they do their first mission with other wardens and start screaming and the other wardens are like “[voice muffled bc chewing] what???”

#grey wardens #sorry