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You've heard of the phantom pain, now get ready for

Cory in The House DS

can tpp just be out already im tired of just feeling like this i want to have fun and be happy

#its actually pretty koo

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I refuse to believe that this dude has a decent looking daughter but not a decent looking husband.

“I fought wars in Afghanistan, Mozambique, Eritrea, and Chad. Among the Mujihadin guerillas, I was known and feared as ’Shalashaska’.”

dedicated to: thatrussiancowboy

#no tags here...

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Raiden: *quickly slices through multiple metal containers*

Cousin: That's not physically possible.

Me: shut up it's a game.

Raiden: *runs down a clock tower and is able to jump*

Me: what? That's literally impossible.

Cousin: I know you did not just say that.

#your memes end here #is that meme dead? #kojima: no but konami is.

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Flicka the wrist fam

“Ocelot gun spinning in real life(Comparison)”

#flickadawrist #howcouldyouforget

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DOES IT FEEL GOOD? BEING BAD?

Chrom wut

#hadouken

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I agree and relate to everything here.

Bilingual killed me

Raiden + Text Posts

is this a dead meme??? i’m going to ignore the answer

#you did good son

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ew chromia is worst ship

Actually it just showed up when I typed Chrom and I thought it was a disease.

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How dare you

Your fave is problematic: Chrom

Allows Grima the fell dragon to command his army

Outfit looks like it was stolen from a corpse

Walks in on army tacticians naked

Can’t pass down galeforce

Raised a philanderer (sometimes)

Has naked poster of himself in every tent

Lucina deserved better from him than one sword and a world of trouble

No feet

#don't judge challenge #chromisbest #chromia

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Tsk tsk. These pesky gays and their opinions. Don't they know that straight is the dominant race/country.

straight ppl can be so entitled tbh like 99% of all media is for them and about them, and yet they still complain about that 1% like “why does everything have to be gay these days” and “i liked the story but the homosexuality wasn’t important to the plot” and “i just can’t relate to queer characters” and “it seemed forced”

#triggered #ohshutupitsajoke

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(ง •̀_•́)ง

Oh well. A wise man once said: gun

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elucidxtor

reblog if ur tired and want to make out w/ a cute girl

#idgaf #feedmeplease #thebubblebowl

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This movie was garbage, what is it doing on tum......nevermind.

#metalgear:modernwarfare2:ghosts:themovie

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When your s/o touches your face and you cry because you wake up and it was a dream.

when you wake up and your s/o touches your face lovingly and smiles at you but their hands smell like barbecue chips so your first words of the morning are “have you been eating barbecue chips without me” in an accusatory and devastated voice

#drinksbleach #snakeXfen #snakeXyim #snakeisacheater

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There's this one called sniper wolf (insert lenny face)

i have noticed a pattern of me being attracted to snipers in video games

#scoping in on da booty #metal gear Xbox one turbo fen edition ps4 only on wiiu #and 3dspro

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Straight person voice? Like….like where’s the voice difference. Straight: I’ll have a burger Gay: I’ll take meat in my buns

*straight person voice* is he... you know...

gun

#justajokekillme #bushdidthe7/11 #shamu #JUSTAJOKE #straightNOTangered

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i already bought the cards lmao. also i have re4 so :3c

To be honest I've never played resident evil cuz kid me was too puss and older me is confused

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I'll give u the money mate

me: alright i only need 2 transistor cards me: *checks how much they are* me: *theyre like 20¢* um

#but only if you git gud #re6<re4 #pokemon